FabSwingers.com forum: Naughty jokes

By *ememberTheName OP Man
over a year ago

barnsley

Why do men think more and women talk more …?

Men are born with 2 heads

And women with 4 lips

Tell me a better naughty joke

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What does a Rubiks cube and my cock have in common?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle somewhere

"What does a Rubiks cube and my cock have in common?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

After 2 minutes I still haven’t completed the rubix cube

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *arkSuitedBootedMan
over a year ago

Nottingham City Centre

What time would the naughty jokes start?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Why do men think more and women talk more …?

Men are born with 2 heads

And women with 4 lips

Tell me a better naughty joke

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"What time would the naughty jokes start?

2029

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *arkSuitedBootedMan
over a year ago

Nottingham City Centre

Still no naughty jokes.. come on people chop chop

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Yes I’m still waiting for naughty jokes too as I don’t know anh

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ristobaltMan
over a year ago

penryn

Not naughty but a joke. Why is E.T not very tall?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I walked into a room one day and caught my grandma sucking my grandad's cock.

"That's disgusting", I thought to myself, "it should have been cremated with the rest of him".

Happy Christmas

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *arkSuitedBootedMan
over a year ago

Nottingham City Centre

Okay so I think I will have to take charge here.

Once I went on date and gave her a blowjob, then I thought to myself 'hang on a minute'

A very merry Christmas to you all

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Why does Santa get lots of letters for bukakee?

Cos he’s great at emptying his sack..

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your Uncle Jack was on his roof, and he wanted you to help him down, would you help your Uncle Jack off?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ristobaltMan
over a year ago

penryn

There we have it!! A corker

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *untocum1000TV/TS
over a year ago

newmarket

How does a crossdresser spend christmas ???? Eat,drink and be Mary !

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ltra72Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

A guy is sitting at the doctor's office. The doctor walks in and says, "I have some bad news. I'm afraid you're going to have to stop masturbating." "I don't understand, doc," the patient says. "Why?" "Because," the doctor says. "I'm trying to examine you."

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Why do you leave Santa a glass of Sherry on Xmas Eve?

Well after hours of staring up Rudolph’s arse it’s the least we can do for him..

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok... Here's a little cheeky nightclub chat line to a lady...

You have a lot in common with my baby toe.

I'll be banging both of you on my coffee table later.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *arkSuitedBootedMan
over a year ago

Nottingham City Centre

"Ok... Here's a little cheeky nightclub chat line to a lady...

You have a lot in common with my baby toe.

I'll be banging both of you on my coffee table later. "

Does it work, bro?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I have branston pickle my arse bleeds

I suppose you're meant to eat it not stick it up your arse m

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

Son.."Dad why is my sister called teresa?"

Dad.." your mother really likes easter, its an anagram "

Son.. "that makes sense, thanks dad.

Dad.. "no problems, anytime Alan."

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not naughty but a joke. Why is E.T not very tall? "

It's what is ET short for?

cause he's got wee legs

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old but here goes

A husband says to his wife i bet you can't tell me something that will make me happy and angry at the sametime . Wife thinks for a bit and says your cock is bigger than your dads and brothers

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Why do walruses like tupaware parties

Because they’re always on the lookout for a tight seal.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread