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By *upitersmile OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester

Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Americans always have to do things better

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By *upitersmile OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester


"Americans always have to do things better "

correction... They TRY do to things better! the english do it with class lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

However, English does have the old expression "to put one's two-penneth in", much as I'm doing now.

M

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quality over quantity ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Comments are new. Thoughts you express to someone else are second-hand and therefore worth less.

Depreciation, innit.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Your thoughts aren't worth much? Those with trenchant views will always feel their comments are worth more than your thoughts?

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By *ethany10Couple
over a year ago

falkirk

Inflation, bit like when we guys say we have 9 or 10 inch cocks....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to? "

Hopefully donated towards the cost of a new mammogram machine!

Current mammogram machines can cost up to £400,000 we believe

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By *upitersmile OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester


"However, English does have the old expression "to put one's two-penneth in", much as I'm doing now.

M

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ah, ive never heard that one

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By *upitersmile OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester


"Quality over quantity ? "

Always!

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By *upitersmile OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester


"Comments are new. Thoughts you express to someone else are second-hand and therefore worth less.

Depreciation, innit. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Americans always have to do things better "

Apart from play golf!

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By *upitersmile OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester


"Inflation, bit like when we guys say we have 9 or 10 inch cocks.... "

Then we open the wrapper and feel deflated!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Exactly how do you measure a cock ? Is there a British code of measuring?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Exactly how do you measure a cock ? Is there a British code of measuring? "

Yes but not for you Dave, big fat N/A for you

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By *upitersmile OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester


"Exactly how do you measure a cock ? Is there a British code of measuring?

Yes but not for you Dave, big fat N/A for you "

Harsh lol surely there must be some comparable??

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Exactly how do you measure a cock ? Is there a British code of measuring? "

I do feel we need a definitive code. It is imperative that men are not permitted to take this into their own hands. I would go so far as to say that for the code to be conclusive a committee should be formed to explore all length and girth measurements and agree a standard, final, measurement that all men can easily understand and implement.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Exactly how do you measure a cock ? Is there a British code of measuring? "

Donuts. Everyone knows that

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By *upitersmile OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester


"Exactly how do you measure a cock ? Is there a British code of measuring?

Donuts. Everyone knows that"

Are you talking ring or ring less?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Exactly how do you measure a cock ? Is there a British code of measuring?

Donuts. Everyone knows that"

We both know that doughnuts, whilst delicious, are not firm enough to withstand the forceful treatment that some men may employ in order to fiddle the measurements.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Exactly how do you measure a cock ? Is there a British code of measuring?

Donuts. Everyone knows that

We both know that doughnuts, whilst delicious, are not firm enough to withstand the forceful treatment that some men may employ in order to fiddle the measurements."

Mine were 10 days old how firm do they need to be?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Exactly how do you measure a cock ? Is there a British code of measuring?

Yes but not for you Dave, big fat N/A for you

Harsh lol surely there must be some comparable??"

He's in a meeting this afternoon, hoping to get away with it ssshhhh

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By *upitersmile OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester


"Exactly how do you measure a cock ? Is there a British code of measuring?

Yes but not for you Dave, big fat N/A for you

Harsh lol surely there must be some comparable??

He's in a meeting this afternoon, hoping to get away with it ssshhhh "

Zipped! Lol but I don't have high hopes for you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Exactly how do you measure a cock ? Is there a British code of measuring?

Yes but not for you Dave, big fat N/A for you

Harsh lol surely there must be some comparable??

He's in a meeting this afternoon, hoping to get away with it ssshhhh "

Get away with what knobhead?

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By *upitersmile OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester


"Exactly how do you measure a cock ? Is there a British code of measuring?

Yes but not for you Dave, big fat N/A for you

Harsh lol surely there must be some comparable??

He's in a meeting this afternoon, hoping to get away with it ssshhhh

Get away with what knobhead? "

Hahaha......busted lol

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Exactly how do you measure a cock ? Is there a British code of measuring?

I do feel we need a definitive code. It is imperative that men are not permitted to take this into their own hands. I would go so far as to say that for the code to be conclusive a committee should be formed to explore all length and girth measurements and agree a standard, final, measurement that all men can easily understand and implement."

Oh jeez, a committee??? A body of people that takes minutes and wastes hours, we'll never get a definitive answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Exactly how do you measure a cock ? Is there a British code of measuring?

Yes but not for you Dave, big fat N/A for you

Harsh lol surely there must be some comparable??

He's in a meeting this afternoon, hoping to get away with it ssshhhh

Get away with what knobhead? "

Bloody hell, M has been on the forums again Dave!

Thought you had him under control

Tsk

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By *upitersmile OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester


"Exactly how do you measure a cock ? Is there a British code of measuring?

I do feel we need a definitive code. It is imperative that men are not permitted to take this into their own hands. I would go so far as to say that for the code to be conclusive a committee should be formed to explore all length and girth measurements and agree a standard, final, measurement that all men can easily understand and implement.

Oh jeez, a committee??? A body of people that takes minutes and wastes hours, we'll never get a definitive answer "

But think of the fun to be had coming to the conclusion that we would indeed never agree! Lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Exactly how do you measure a cock ? Is there a British code of measuring?

I do feel we need a definitive code. It is imperative that men are not permitted to take this into their own hands. I would go so far as to say that for the code to be conclusive a committee should be formed to explore all length and girth measurements and agree a standard, final, measurement that all men can easily understand and implement.

Oh jeez, a committee??? A body of people that takes minutes and wastes hours, we'll never get a definitive answer "

If I'd said it was a party and not a committee you'd be head of the planning group.

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