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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Santa won’t come if you’re not asleep.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Santa can pass me by.

I'm waiting for Father Christmas.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Santa isn't coming to me. I'm isolating.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Santa already came

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I couldn't give a stuff anyway!

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Santa already came

... With an elf warning?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Santa already came

... With an elf warning? "

Stockings may have been involved

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

I’ve still not wrapped a thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Santa can pass me by.

I'm waiting for Father Christmas.

He won’t come either.

Not if you’re awake.

Get to bed quickly!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Santa isn't coming to me. I'm isolating."

You should be asleep young lady.

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By *ob08Man
over a year ago

Macclesfield

I shot and killed Santa as he was trespassing on my lawn, so apologies you're all getting sweet F A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Santa isn't coming to me. I'm isolating."

Hope you're ok x

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Santa isn't coming to me. I'm isolating.

You should be asleep young lady."

I should. You're right. But I'm hoping for more willies as I only want them once a year

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Santa already came

Bet he didn’t leave your present this early.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Just told Tea that Santa was going to come ok his pants.. he’s traumatised. Merry Christmas

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Santa isn't coming to me. I'm isolating.

Hope you're ok x"

Over the worst thanks lovely. Still got a raging temperature and a cough though

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Just told Tea that Santa was going to come ok his pants.. he’s traumatised. Merry Christmas

The clean ones or the ones he is wearing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santa been and gone I was very bad and opened everything this evening around 7pm lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Santa isn't coming to me. I'm isolating.

Hope you're ok x

Over the worst thanks lovely. Still got a raging temperature and a cough though

Oh no, plenty rest and water. Get well soon. Sending hugs x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I couldn't give a stuff anyway! "

That’s the spirit lady!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That fat man has already emptied his sack

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Santa already came

Does santa come from oral?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I couldn't give a stuff anyway!

That’s the spirit lady!

Can you tell I'm very "Bah Humbug"?

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Just told Tea that Santa was going to come ok his pants.. he’s traumatised. Merry Christmas

The clean ones or the ones he is wearing?

The ones he’s wearing..

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Santa isn't coming to me. I'm isolating.

Hope you're ok x

Over the worst thanks lovely. Still got a raging temperature and a cough though

Oh no, plenty rest and water. Get well soon. Sending hugs x"

Thanks chick xx

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Santa already came

Bet he didn’t leave your present this early."

Well, someone emptied their sack in my general direction

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Santa already came

Bet he didn’t leave your present this early.

Well, someone emptied their sack in my general direction

Show offs

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"I’ve still not wrapped a thing "

We can see, your button is open.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Santa already came

Bet he didn’t leave your present this early.

Well, someone emptied their sack in my general direction

Show offs

You can go off people

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Santa already came

Bet he didn’t leave your present this early.

Well, someone emptied their sack in my general direction

Show offs

*KissFace emoji*

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Just checked the sky app thing, he's in Barcelona. We're ok for a bit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve still not wrapped a thing "

Happy days.

I love bareback chicks!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Santa already came

Does santa come from oral? "

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No, he comes on someone's Lap (land).

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman
over a year ago

London

Have you got your sack ready for Santa to fill nephew?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Just checked the sky app thing, he's in Barcelona. We're ok for a bit. "

He did Barcelona aaaaaaaages ago! Norad says he's in Ireland......

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By *ob08Man
over a year ago

Macclesfield

"Just checked the sky app thing, he's in Barcelona. We're ok for a bit. "

Maybe he's dropping off some decent footballers as they sure as hell need some.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I shot and killed Santa as he was trespassing on my lawn, so apologies you're all getting sweet F A"

No chance, Santa Is invincible.

Like that woman off the weakest link.

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"I’ve still not wrapped a thing

We can see, your button is open. "

Yeah the girls were under strain so had to let them loose

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"I’ve still not wrapped a thing

Happy days.

I love bareback chicks!"

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Santa won’t come if you’re not asleep."

Santa's asleep

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Santa already came

Bet he didn’t leave your present this early.

Well, someone emptied their sack in my general direction

Show offs

You can go off people

Also it's 17°C outside. Just saying

Hope you're on the mend, Posh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just told Tea that Santa was going to come ok his pants.. he’s traumatised. Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas saff and tea.

Now get to sleep.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Just checked the sky app thing, he's in Barcelona. We're ok for a bit.

He did Barcelona aaaaaaaages ago! Norad says he's in Ireland......"

Don't trust the us military.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

If we go to bed Santa won't bring wrapped up gifts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santa came.. gave me Covid & fucked it up but not in the fun way… he’s a bad Santa!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Santa been and gone I was very bad and opened everything this evening around 7pm lol "

You’re a fibber.

Lies make the baby jebus cry.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"I’ve still not wrapped a thing

We can see, your button is open.

Yeah the girls were under strain so had to let them loose "

Outstanding. I'd love to be unwrapping those beauties.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm wide awake in the pub

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That fat man has already emptied his sack

It’s a myth.

Santa is actually a lean body type.

His fab profile would be ‘athletic’

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

How does he know if we’re sleeping?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I couldn't give a stuff anyway!

That’s the spirit lady!

Can you tell I'm very "Bah Humbug"?

I can.

I’ll remember you in my midnight prayers.

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By *ob08Man
over a year ago

Macclesfield

"I couldn't give a stuff anyway!

That’s the spirit lady!

Can you tell I'm very "Bah Humbug"?

I can.

I’ll remember you in my midnight prayers."

Let's not go bringing religion into Christmas now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That fat man has already emptied his sack

It’s a myth.

Santa is actually a lean body type.

His fab profile would be ‘athletic’"

Well who was that who's just been then????

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"That fat man has already emptied his sack

It’s a myth.

Santa is actually a lean body type.

His fab profile would be ‘athletic’"

He's actually quite slim. I kissed him just earlier (not underneath the mistletoe last night - song is factually incorrect)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just checked the sky app thing, he's in Barcelona. We're ok for a bit. "

Any updates?

I’ve not finished wrapping my wife’s new cars and shoes yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I couldn't give a stuff anyway!

That’s the spirit lady!

Can you tell I'm very "Bah Humbug"?

I can.

I’ll remember you in my midnight prayers.

Let's not go bringing religion into Christmas now.

We mustn't do that. Let's keep it light

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you got your sack ready for Santa to fill nephew? "

It’s hanging freely from the bottom of my bed thank you auntie.

Merry Christmas

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Santa won’t come if you’re not asleep.

Santa's asleep

No chance.

You fibber.

He’s a very busy man!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If we go to bed Santa won't bring wrapped up gifts."

This is a good point.

I need do mine quickly.

Then get sleep before he comes!

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman
over a year ago

London

"Have you got your sack ready for Santa to fill nephew?

It’s hanging freely from the bottom of my bed thank you auntie.

Merry Christmas "

Marvellous. I hope you get more than nuts and satsumas

Merry Christmas to you too

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Santa won’t come if you’re not asleep.

Santa's asleep

No chance.

You fibber.

He’s a very busy man!"

oh xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Santa came.. gave me Covid & fucked it up but not in the fun way… he’s a bad Santa!"

He’ll make it up to you.

I’m sure.

Just keep the faith young lady x

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By *ristobaltMan
over a year ago

penryn

"Have you got your sack ready for Santa to fill nephew?

It’s hanging freely from the bottom of my bed thank you auntie.

Merry Christmas

Marvellous. I hope you get more than nuts and satsumas

Merry Christmas to you too "

Are you family?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its not Santa I want to cum

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Santa came.. gave me Covid & fucked it up but not in the fun way… he’s a bad Santa!"

Santa would never do that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm wide awake in the pub"

It must be last orders by now.

Rush home and get tucked up quick.

There’s still time!

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Who wants to be good anyway

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Why can't we stay awake for him

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How does he know if we’re sleeping? "

He watches your chest intently through his Santa cam.

In your case his sack might have involuntarily emptied before he gets down your chimney.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Right.

I need to wrap and sleep.

Merry Christmas everyone

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"How does he know if we’re sleeping?

He watches your chest intently through his Santa cam.

In your case his sack might have involuntarily emptied before he gets down your chimney."

Santa seems randy

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Right.

I need to wrap and sleep.

Merry Christmas everyone

Merry Christmas xxx

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I’ve still not wrapped a thing

We can see, your button is open.

Yeah the girls were under strain so had to let them loose "

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Let them loose?? They look like they're making a break for the border!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right.

I need to wrap and sleep.

Merry Christmas everyone

Merry Christmas to you and H xxx

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Right.

I need to wrap and sleep.

Merry Christmas everyone

Night Sam. Merry Christmas to you and yours x

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Right.

I need to wrap and sleep.

Merry Christmas everyone

Merry Christmas to you and H xxx"

Merry Christmas

La bella xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Santa came.. gave me Covid & fucked it up but not in the fun way… he’s a bad Santa!

He’ll make it up to you.

I’m sure.

Just keep the faith young lady x"

He’s in my bad books atm… he best make it up to me in 2022

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