FabSwingers.com forum: All I want for Christmas..... is a Quickie from you gents!

By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

You may have noticed it is Christmas. Well. Technically the Eve of Christmas. And as it is the most festive and giving time of year...... my perverts* and I have a big request. The biggest. The most important of the year.

It is, as they say, the most wonderful night of the year, so before Santa confirms I'm on the naughty list, why don't you come and fill our stockings - my perverts* and I are depending on you...

We need our bells jingling boys..... we need you to help us get our tinsel in a tangle and give us a damn hard time

So........ provide us with the peen. Come at us with cock. Whap your wangs out for the wanton women. Turn us into hot hot hot Ho Ho Hos......

Christmas Cock is absolutely encouraged..... wrap it ready for gifting, make those baubles bounce as we imagine climbing your tree..... or just give us a damn fine candy cane to suck on as we warm your chestnuts before the heat of our open fires

Gentlemen of the lounge... for this one night... gimme yer cocks. Stick em up as your profile pictures..... just don't slip them into our Christmas Eve boxes unless you've got plenty of goodies. Give me something to lust after before a bearded man sneaks into my bedroom and fills my stockings to the brim.....

Christmas cocks tonight if you would please gentlemen... all the cocks

*damn autocarrot. Obviously perverts should read ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could you just give me the gist of that opening chapter?

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I am here for the Christmas cock!

Thanks OP

I wish you were Santa!

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

You called?

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

"Could you just give me the gist of that opening chapter?"

Basically get your cock out

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Could you just give me the gist of that opening chapter?"

Opening chapter....

It's Dec 24th and I'm being demanding

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I am here for the Christmas cock!

Thanks OP

I wish you were Santa! "

Oooooh I'm just about to take a pic you might appreciate.....

I knew you would be here for the winter Wiener

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"You called?"

Well hello......

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By *wingsnroundabouts82Couple
over a year ago

Fucksville

Popcorn at the ready for a night of show and tell... Or just show but yep I'm ready too posh

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Popcorn at the ready for a night of show and tell... Or just show but yep I'm ready too posh

Good lass..... in earlier tonight for the cock....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Posh you dirty bitch.... *loiters in background*

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

“Wang ahoy!!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could you just give me the gist of that opening chapter?

Basically get your cock out"

I see.

Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could you just give me the gist of that opening chapter?

Opening chapter....

It's Dec 24th and I'm being demanding

So much typing when “show us your nob”

Would suffice!

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By *wingsnroundabouts82Couple
over a year ago

Fucksville

"Popcorn at the ready for a night of show and tell... Or just show but yep I'm ready too posh

Good lass..... in earlier tonight for the cock....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Posh you dirty bitch.... *loiters in background*

Oi!

I showered. I got nekkid. I got wet. I got really, really dirty again. And then I dried off and I'm now wearing Christmas stockings and a Christmas jumper

Sit with me

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By *asiKhanMan
over a year ago

luton

Here u gooo enjooooyyyy

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Here you are posh, merry Christmas

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By *wingsnroundabouts82Couple
over a year ago

Fucksville

"Could you just give me the gist of that opening chapter?

Opening chapter....

It's Dec 24th and I'm being demanding

So much typing when “show us your nob”

Would suffice!"

So much typing when you should be changing your profile pic Hahahahaha

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"“Wang ahoy!!” "

Good lord Devon.

You are remarkably accommodating kind sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Posh you dirty bitch.... *loiters in background*

Oi!

I showered. I got nekkid. I got wet. I got really, really dirty again. And then I dried off and I'm now wearing Christmas stockings and a Christmas jumper

Sit with me

Budge up

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Could you just give me the gist of that opening chapter?

Opening chapter....

It's Dec 24th and I'm being demanding

So much typing when “show us your nob”

Would suffice!"

Sam.

Show us your nob.

Please. Now.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Here u gooo enjooooyyyy "

Oh my..... we will

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"“Wang ahoy!!”

Good lord Devon.

You are remarkably accommodating kind sir

I aim to please, I often miss, thank the gods for curtains (you can make up your own jokes)

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Here you are posh, merry Christmas"

That's gonna make my perverts have a very Happy Christmas

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Posh you dirty bitch.... *loiters in background*

Oi!

I showered. I got nekkid. I got wet. I got really, really dirty again. And then I dried off and I'm now wearing Christmas stockings and a Christmas jumper

Sit with me

Budge up

Nah. My lap will do

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"“Wang ahoy!!”

Good lord Devon.

You are remarkably accommodating kind sir

I aim to please, I often miss, thank the gods for curtains (you can make up your own jokes) "

I'm sure if I tried hard I could think of something pervy about aiming for curtains.....

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By *wingsnroundabouts82Couple
over a year ago

Fucksville

Changed ours for you posh

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I am here for the Christmas cock!

Thanks OP

I wish you were Santa!

Oooooh I'm just about to take a pic you might appreciate.....

I knew you would be here for the winter Wiener

Winter wiener tastes better! I’m going for a nose at your pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could you just give me the gist of that opening chapter?

Opening chapter....

It's Dec 24th and I'm being demanding

So much typing when “show us your nob”

Would suffice!

Sam.

Show us your nob.

Please. Now.

Better.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Changed ours for you posh

Ooooh hello

You're too kind

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I am here for the Christmas cock!

Thanks OP

I wish you were Santa!

Oooooh I'm just about to take a pic you might appreciate.....

I knew you would be here for the winter Wiener

Winter wiener tastes better! I’m going for a nose at your pics

I've not done it yet.... gimme a chance!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Could you just give me the gist of that opening chapter?

Opening chapter....

It's Dec 24th and I'm being demanding

So much typing when “show us your nob”

Would suffice!

Sam.

Show us your nob.

Please. Now.

Better."

Thank you Samuel.

You're a gentleman. With a delightful willy

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Could you just give me the gist of that opening chapter?

Opening chapter....

It's Dec 24th and I'm being demanding

So much typing when “show us your nob”

Would suffice!

Sam.

Show us your nob.

Please. Now.

Better."

On behalf of all women, yes! Better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Nope"

But. It's Christmas and I asked so nicely

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Christ!!! Nearly had my eye out!!!!

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Posh you dirty bitch.... *loiters in background*

Oi!

I showered. I got nekkid. I got wet. I got really, really dirty again. And then I dried off and I'm now wearing Christmas stockings and a Christmas jumper

Sit with me

I have gin and snacks….May I join you

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By *asiKhanMan
over a year ago

luton

I got vodka u wanna join me lol

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Christ!!! Nearly had my eye out!!!!

That'll happen when you sit in the front row..... just sit up straighter and open your mouth.

I'll demonstrate.

You're welcome

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Posh you dirty bitch.... *loiters in background*

Oi!

I showered. I got nekkid. I got wet. I got really, really dirty again. And then I dried off and I'm now wearing Christmas stockings and a Christmas jumper

Sit with me

I have gin and snacks….May I join you

Even without the booze n nibbles.... come along lady!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I got vodka u wanna join me lol "

Ooooh I have toffee vodka.....

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Aren't some things better staying wrapped?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Aren't some things better staying wrapped?"

Hell no...... some things should be gifted once a year

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By *hillinsMan
over a year ago

Essex

Best I could do with Christmas balls!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could you just give me the gist of that opening chapter?

Opening chapter....

It's Dec 24th and I'm being demanding

So much typing when “show us your nob”

Would suffice!

Sam.

Show us your nob.

Please. Now.

Better.

Thank you Samuel.

You're a gentleman. With a delightful willy

Thank you ma’am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could you just give me the gist of that opening chapter?

Opening chapter....

It's Dec 24th and I'm being demanding

So much typing when “show us your nob”

Would suffice!

Sam.

Show us your nob.

Please. Now.

Better.

On behalf of all women, yes! Better. "

I’m not sure they’ll all share in your joy but I’m more than happy with your show of enthusiasm

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

"Aren't some things better staying wrapped?

Hell no...... some things should be gifted once a year

Fine. But I ain't gift wrapping it!

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

Good lord OP!

Well... Happy to oblige!

Winter Wang you say?... Wang like...

^ this?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Best I could do with Christmas balls! "

Well they're certainly well hung balls

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Could you just give me the gist of that opening chapter?

Opening chapter....

It's Dec 24th and I'm being demanding

So much typing when “show us your nob”

Would suffice!

Sam.

Show us your nob.

Please. Now.

Better.

Thank you Samuel.

You're a gentleman. With a delightful willy

Thank you ma’am."

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Aren't some things better staying wrapped?

Hell no...... some things should be gifted once a year

Fine. But I ain't gift wrapping it!"

I'll take it all as it is then

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Good lord OP!

Well... Happy to oblige!

Winter Wang you say?... Wang like...

^ this?

Holy Christmas Cock.....

Just exactly like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, fuck me!

Was that quick enough?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

On profile. Have at it.

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By *andicootboneMan
over a year ago

Stratford upon Avon

Merry christmas

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

But then there’s no mystery

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Fine

'Tis the season and all...

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fine

'Tis the season and all...

LvM"

That’s ace

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Fine

'Tis the season and all...

LvM

That’s ace

Ah, you're a bauble man! I knew it

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dustbin

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Well, fuck me!

Was that quick enough?

Um...... too quick for me

Do me again

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"On profile. Have at it. "

I have at it regularly.....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Merry christmas

And a very Happy New Year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Christmas all x

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Oh Posh I love it when you get demanding…sits and waits for wangs!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"But then there’s no mystery

It's Christmas. The only mystery I want is "who will get here first?"

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Fine

'Tis the season and all...

LvM"

Oooooh thank you Matterhorn

Loe hanging baubles.... approved

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Dustbin "

Oh - hey Noochie... why did you put your wang in the dustbin?!?!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Happy Christmas all x

Happy Christmas....

(that's your bum..... not your willy)

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Oh Posh I love it when you get demanding…sits and waits for wangs!

I'm loving the Winter Wang....

The Christmas Cock

Matterhorn's well hung balls....

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

"Oh Posh I love it when you get demanding…sits and waits for wangs!

I'm loving the Winter Wang....

The Christmas Cock

Matterhorn's well hung balls....

Haha brilliant x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well, fuck me!

Was that quick enough?

Um...... too quick for me

Do me again

That's fine by me!

Fuck me!

Now lets undress.

Fuck me again!

Is that better?

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

For a short time I shall make my picture public.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Well, fuck me!

Was that quick enough?

Um...... too quick for me

Do me again

That's fine by me!

Fuck me!

Now lets undress.

Fuck me again!

Is that better?"

Ooh. 3 for 1....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"For a short time I shall make my picture public.

You're too good to me

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

That can be arranged thats for sure

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

"Posh you dirty bitch.... *loiters in background*

Oi!

I showered. I got nekkid. I got wet. I got really, really dirty again. And then I dried off and I'm now wearing Christmas stockings and a Christmas jumper

Sit with me

Oooooo can I also sit with you ladies?

hehe very festive and pleasurable pics here

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"That can be arranged thats for sure

Yes please. Make arrangements.....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Posh you dirty bitch.... *loiters in background*

Oi!

I showered. I got nekkid. I got wet. I got really, really dirty again. And then I dried off and I'm now wearing Christmas stockings and a Christmas jumper

Sit with me

Oooooo can I also sit with you ladies?

hehe very festive and pleasurable pics here

You can indeed..... but I'm now out of the Christmas jumper and just in the festive bra and stockings.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well seeing as you asked so eloquently.

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

Excuse me. Did someone say there would be a shortage of pigs in blankets come chrimbo?

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By *asiKhanMan
over a year ago

luton

"I got vodka u wanna join me lol

Ooooh I have toffee vodka.....

Oooohhhhh when can I get toffee x

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Well seeing as you asked so eloquently.

I am very eloquent.....

And I do enjoy your ruler

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Excuse me. Did someone say there would be a shortage of pigs in blankets come chrimbo?"

Nope. I said bring your sausage to my blanket....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I got vodka u wanna join me lol

Ooooh I have toffee vodka.....

Oooohhhhh when can I get toffee x"

Well I have it here.....

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

I have Christmas cock to give

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

"Excuse me. Did someone say there would be a shortage of pigs in blankets come chrimbo?

Nope. I said bring your sausage to my blanket....

Do you fancy a portion of stuffing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well seeing as you asked so eloquently.

I am very eloquent.....

And I do enjoy your ruler

It’s a depth gauge

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I have Christmas cock to give

Ooooooh gimme.

Please

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Excuse me. Did someone say there would be a shortage of pigs in blankets come chrimbo?

Nope. I said bring your sausage to my blanket....

Do you fancy a portion of stuffing?

I do like a firm stuffing.....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Well seeing as you asked so eloquently.

I am very eloquent.....

And I do enjoy your ruler

It’s a depth gauge

Even better...... there's a depth I've needed gauging.....

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

What a fab pile of Christmas cocks

I'm beginning to feel very merry

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Got one coming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well seeing as you asked so eloquently.

I am very eloquent.....

And I do enjoy your ruler

It’s a depth gauge

Even better...... there's a depth I've needed gauging....."

Will it hurt if I put it in?

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Actually OP I have just read your profile (actually I got a taxi driver that read it to me as things are a little bit blurry round here)

Apparently it says you won’t toast your waffle in public, so I am retracting my wang

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"What a fab pile of Christmas cocks

I'm beginning to feel very merry

I've been hell of a happy for a while....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Got one coming

Is it coming here?

Please?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Well seeing as you asked so eloquently.

I am very eloquent.....

And I do enjoy your ruler

It’s a depth gauge

Even better...... there's a depth I've needed gauging.....

Will it hurt if I put it in? "

Not if I relax.....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Actually OP I have just read your profile (actually I got a taxi driver that read it to me as things are a little bit blurry round here)

Apparently it says you won’t toast your waffle in public, so I am retracting my wang "

Eh?

Reading my profile? What on earth would you do that for?

Also there is Christmas small print......

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Got one coming

Is it coming here?

Please?

It is here

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Got one coming

Is it coming here?

Please?

It is here "

But it isn't here..... I'm seeing a problem

That pesky stupid Bristol Channel again

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Got one coming

Is it coming here?

Please?

It is here

But it isn't here..... I'm seeing a problem

That pesky stupid Bristol Channel again"

Yeah and screw swimming it this time of year

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

"Good lord OP!

Well... Happy to oblige!

Winter Wang you say?... Wang like...

^ this?

Holy Christmas Cock.....

Just exactly like that

Splendid... sorry about the quality of the pic - it's a bit cold, and he's a grower not a shower...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Got one coming

Is it coming here?

Please?

It is here

But it isn't here..... I'm seeing a problem

That pesky stupid Bristol Channel again

Yeah and screw swimming it this time of year

I need a damn boat.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Good lord OP!

Well... Happy to oblige!

Winter Wang you say?... Wang like...

^ this?

Holy Christmas Cock.....

Just exactly like that

Splendid... sorry about the quality of the pic - it's a bit cold, and he's a grower not a shower...

Um...... sweetie.....

I don't think it will come as a massive surprise to anyone when I say.....

I know

and I know how to make him grow too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be rude not to display as requested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Merry Crimbo Posh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well seeing as you asked so eloquently.

I am very eloquent.....

And I do enjoy your ruler

It’s a depth gauge

Even better...... there's a depth I've needed gauging.....

Will it hurt if I put it in?

Not if I relax.....

Hop on board

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By *onderingpurposeMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Plenty of cock on my profile

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Be rude not to display as requested "

And we are never rude

Thank you

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Merry Crimbo Posh "

Why thank you Ryan.... and same to you

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Well seeing as you asked so eloquently.

I am very eloquent.....

And I do enjoy your ruler

It’s a depth gauge

Even better...... there's a depth I've needed gauging.....

Will it hurt if I put it in?

Not if I relax.....

Hop on board

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Plenty of cock on my profile"

Oooooooh I like Belfast cock

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Got one coming

Is it coming here?

Please?

It is here

But it isn't here..... I'm seeing a problem

That pesky stupid Bristol Channel again

Yeah and screw swimming it this time of year

I need a damn boat.

Someone must have one you can borrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I refuse to get my cock out.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Got one coming

Is it coming here?

Please?

It is here

But it isn't here..... I'm seeing a problem

That pesky stupid Bristol Channel again

Yeah and screw swimming it this time of year

I need a damn boat.

Someone must have one you can borrow

Currently they're all out of the bloody water......

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I refuse to get my cock out.

Spoilsport.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Tease

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tease

I’ll change it in a minute

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Tease

I’ll change it in a minute

I'm waiting very patiently.....

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

"For a short time I shall make my picture public.

10.

Times up.

Merry christmas folks

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"For a short time I shall make my picture public.

10.

Times up.

Merry christmas folks

Awwww man! It did make a happy Christmas Eve though.

Thank you kindly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Xmas eve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And…..I’m spent.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Happy Xmas eve

Well that's definitely helped with the happy

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"And…..I’m spent.

Awwwwww KS.....

Was it as good for you as it was for me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tease

I’ll change it in a minute

I'm waiting very patiently.....

Sorry to keep you waiting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And…..I’m spent.

Awwwwww KS.....

Was it as good for you as it was for me?

It was most pleasant, and didn’t hurt a bit.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Tease

I’ll change it in a minute

I'm waiting very patiently.....

Sorry to keep you waiting

Well...... it was well worth the wait. You really pulled that out of the box

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"And…..I’m spent.

Awwwwww KS.....

Was it as good for you as it was for me?

It was most pleasant, and didn’t hurt a bit.

That's exactly what I would say about it! Excellent news....

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

I'm offended by this thread, Posh.

Mainly by the fact that you didn't tell me about it

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

"I'm offended by this thread, Posh.

Mainly by the fact that you didn't tell me about it

I am offended too. Us men aren't just pieces of meat here for your amusement

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm offended by this thread, Posh.

Mainly by the fact that you didn't tell me about it

Erm..... but...... I bloody did!

You were too busy whopping the girls out as I recall

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm offended by this thread, Posh.

Mainly by the fact that you didn't tell me about it

I am offended too. Us men aren't just pieces of meat here for your amusement

Erm.... funny story.....

You're really good at being objectified.....

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"I'm offended by this thread, Posh.

Mainly by the fact that you didn't tell me about it

Erm..... but...... I bloody did!

You were too busy whopping the girls out as I recall

They get restless when they're cooped up.....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm offended by this thread, Posh.

Mainly by the fact that you didn't tell me about it

Erm..... but...... I bloody did!

You were too busy whopping the girls out as I recall

They get restless when they're cooped up.....

I've noticed!! Set them freeeeee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I refuse to get my cock out.

Spoilsport."

That's me

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I refuse to get my cock out.

Spoilsport.

That's me

Rude....

it is Christmas. And I asked nicely.

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Late to the party but thought I'd drop by. Merry Christmas everyone!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Late to the party but thought I'd drop by. Merry Christmas everyone!"

Hey stranger.... and Merry Christmas to you too

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By *ristobaltMan
over a year ago

penryn

"Late to the party but thought I'd drop by. Merry Christmas everyone!

Hey stranger.... and Merry Christmas to you too

Merry Christmas beautiful

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Late to the party but thought I'd drop by. Merry Christmas everyone!

Hey stranger.... and Merry Christmas to you too

Merry Christmas beautiful "

And a Merry Christmas to you too!

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By *asiKhanMan
over a year ago

luton

"I got vodka u wanna join me lol

Ooooh I have toffee vodka.....

Oooohhhhh when can I get toffee x

Well I have it here....."

When am I getting directions to here x

Pm x

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