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By *odareyou OP   Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Housework is very dangerous... I've just splashed bleach in my eye.... let this man's foray into domestic duties be a lesson to you ..don't do it we re not designed to do it...

Any nurses wishing to administer first aid please phone as I'm struggling to read messages .

Any other ladies offering assistance my back doors open please start in the kitchen..help yourself to coffee and biscuits.. .ta..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice try

Maybe if you'd been using two hands and concentrating it'd not have happened

See men can't multi task

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i swear my ex used to b purposely shit at the washing up cos i always had to re do it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol i've got one that washes up but takes hours.... he's very good at it.

It's just it's faster if i do it

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By *odareyou OP   Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"Nice try

Maybe if you'd been using two hands and concentrating it'd not have happened

See men can't multi task "

No offers from the nurses ,, must be the nhs cutbacks I've read about...

Thanks for your concern ladies..

I'm happy to confirm my sight is returning (boy it does sting )

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

Hey girls, don't tar us all with the same brush.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Nice try

Maybe if you'd been using two hands and concentrating it'd not have happened

See men can't multi task

No offers from the nurses ,, must be the nhs cutbacks I've read about...

Thanks for your concern ladies..

I'm happy to confirm my sight is returning (boy it does sting )

"

OK, if you'd done a full Risk Assessment and worn all the PPE, this problem would not have occurred!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice try

Maybe if you'd been using two hands and concentrating it'd not have happened

See men can't multi task

No offers from the nurses ,, must be the nhs cutbacks I've read about...

Thanks for your concern ladies..

I'm happy to confirm my sight is returning (boy it does sting )

"

If ya like i can poke ya in the other one and the first wont hurt so much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice try

Maybe if you'd been using two hands and concentrating it'd not have happened

See men can't multi task

No offers from the nurses ,, must be the nhs cutbacks I've read about...

Thanks for your concern ladies..

I'm happy to confirm my sight is returning (boy it does sting )

If ya like i can poke ya in the other one and the first wont hurt so much "

Sniggers

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"

Any other ladies offering assistance my back doors open please start in the kitchen..help yourself to coffee and biscuits.. .ta.. "

Just lubing up my strapon and coming to bash in your back doors, brace yourself sunshine

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool


"i swear my ex used to b purposely shit at the washing up cos i always had to re do it.. "
thats what i used to do

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool


"

Any other ladies offering assistance my back doors open please start in the kitchen..help yourself to coffee and biscuits.. .ta..

Just lubing up my strapon and coming to bash in your back doors, brace yourself sunshine "
sounds daunting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im not a nurse but dress as a slutty one if thats any help

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By *odareyou OP   Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"

Any other ladies offering assistance my back doors open please start in the kitchen..help yourself to coffee and biscuits.. .ta..

Just lubing up my strapon and coming to bash in your back doors, brace yourself sunshine "

I didn't think a suppository was the correct way to treat an eye.. . I thought irrigation .. oh well ...You're the nurse...

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"

Any other ladies offering assistance my back doors open please start in the kitchen..help yourself to coffee and biscuits.. .ta..

Just lubing up my strapon and coming to bash in your back doors, brace yourself sunshine

I didn't think a suppository was the correct way to treat an eye.. . I thought irrigation .. oh well ...You're the nurse... "

It's a bit of both...my strapon will make your eyes water, thus flushing out the bleach...if you want an irrigation, I'll bring me hosepipe and give you a colonic afterwards as well...I'm just too generous with my nursing skills sometimes

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By *odareyou OP   Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"

Any other ladies offering assistance my back doors open please start in the kitchen..help yourself to coffee and biscuits.. .ta..

Just lubing up my strapon and coming to bash in your back doors, brace yourself sunshine

I didn't think a suppository was the correct way to treat an eye.. . I thought irrigation .. oh well ...You're the nurse...

It's a bit of both...my strapon will make your eyes water, thus flushing out the bleach...if you want an irrigation, I'll bring me hosepipe and give you a colonic afterwards as well...I'm just too generous with my nursing skills sometimes "

In my best Kenneth Williams voice...... Ooooh matron,..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Any other ladies offering assistance my back doors open please start in the kitchen..help yourself to coffee and biscuits.. .ta..

Just lubing up my strapon and coming to bash in your back doors, brace yourself sunshine

I didn't think a suppository was the correct way to treat an eye.. . I thought irrigation .. oh well ...You're the nurse...

It's a bit of both...my strapon will make your eyes water, thus flushing out the bleach...if you want an irrigation, I'll bring me hosepipe and give you a colonic afterwards as well...I'm just too generous with my nursing skills sometimes "

Such filth on this forum!

Take it to swingers chat.

Seeing as I am on my own I dont really mind doing it. Cooking, cleaning and washing clothes is not hard.

A lot of men just know their women will do it for them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice try

Maybe if you'd been using two hands and concentrating it'd not have happened

See men can't multi task "

That's boll***s. Hang on... phone. Back - where was I. Oh yes - men and multi tasking. I completely disagre....excuse me a second, just having a quicke sarnie. WAIT, someone wants to talk to me.

Anyway, as I said - men are most excellent at multitasking

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


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Any other ladies offering assistance my back doors open please start in the kitchen..help yourself to coffee and biscuits.. .ta.. "

You want your ring bleaching too! Very porn star ish

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