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Seducing Rex Holes…

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By *affron40 OP   Woman
over a year ago

manchester

So… obviously this god like creature is the ultimate prize here right?!?

But how does one seduce him without laughing?!? Has anyone achieved it?!? How did you manage it..

It’s been the cause of my stress for many weeks and I desperately need some advice on how to approach this… all advice welcome.

Please help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He turned me down, so I can't help Saff

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

Eh? Seduction without laughing?

Wtf is this sorcery?

Posh

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By *affron40 OP   Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"He turned me down, so I can't help Saff "

Me too but I’m taking that as a yes, try harder…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He turned me down, so I can't help Saff

Me too but I’m taking that as a yes, try harder… "

Let's attack, I mean seduce, him together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's intrigued by my exfoliating tennis balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He's intrigued by my exfoliating tennis balls "

I am now !

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By *affron40 OP   Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"He's intrigued by my exfoliating tennis balls "

So he wants balls.. I knew it…

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

Ok. So.

This is foolproof.

Put on a pair of earmuffs.

That way you can't hear his comedy genius.

And wear the turkey hat. Just boil wash it first. You're welcome.

Also...... I'd better be bridesmaid at the wedding ffs.

Posh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He's intrigued by my exfoliating tennis balls

So he wants balls.. I knew it…"

Was this ever in doubt?

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By *affron40 OP   Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"He turned me down, so I can't help Saff

Me too but I’m taking that as a yes, try harder…

Let's attack, I mean seduce, him together "

We could eat cake off him…

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

Seduce them with food then,

Food of the gods was always with wine,

So put the wine into the food instead if they wont drink it.

Then you can entense and entwine them with your loverly lady like figure.

Make them laugh and smile as you stroke your loverly fingers down there torso.

But dont forget to keep plying that god with all your wordly goods, food, body and soul.

Until at last you can have them all to yourself, melt into them.

Open yourself to them, Cream them for all the delights that they offer you.

until at last you finaly succumb to them.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Give him a bag of polo holes, I reckon he would be putty then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s easy just bend over Drop my knickers in front off him and let him go to town on me jobs a done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just admire from afar and dream of what I'd do with my tongue

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By *affron40 OP   Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Ok. So.

This is foolproof.

Put on a pair of earmuffs.

That way you can't hear his comedy genius.

And wear the turkey hat. Just boil wash it first. You're welcome.

Also...... I'd better be bridesmaid at the wedding ffs.

Posh "

Dashes off to Amazon for sexy earmuffs… genius…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I believe you'll need to bleach ya starfish for starters

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By *affron40 OP   Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"I believe you'll need to bleach ya starfish for starters "

He promised to wax it for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you figure it out, let me know please. I really want to ride him like a horse into the night but he seems pretty stand offish. It's frustrating. Please just let me mount you Rex. My one wish!

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By *affron40 OP   Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Seduce them with food then,

Food of the gods was always with wine,

So put the wine into the food instead if they wont drink it.

Then you can entense and entwine them with your loverly lady like figure.

Make them laugh and smile as you stroke your loverly fingers down there torso.

But dont forget to keep plying that god with all your wordly goods, food, body and soul.

Until at last you can have them all to yourself, melt into them.

Open yourself to them, Cream them for all the delights that they offer you.

until at last you finaly succumb to them. "

So sedate him and cover him in cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Inundate him with dick pics… that works right?!?

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By *affron40 OP   Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Inundate him with dick pics… that works right?!? "

I’ve shown him my sausage on numerous occasions and it’s just not hooked him yet I’ll send more…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I believe you'll need to bleach ya starfish for starters

He promised to wax it for me "

Just put some lipstick on it

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By *affron40 OP   Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"I believe you'll need to bleach ya starfish for starters

He promised to wax it for me

Just put some lipstick on it "

It’ll look like a hairy man with lippy on then!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I believe you'll need to bleach ya starfish for starters

He promised to wax it for me

Just put some lipstick on it

It’ll look like a hairy man with lippy on then!! "

Now you're talking his language!!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Bloody hell Rex, leave some scraps for the rest of us!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus

The key to my heart is through your bum hole. Send me that and we’re at second base. Third base will then be inevitable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just fuck him already, Manc

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By *affron40 OP   Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Just fuck him already, Manc"

He won’t give it up

And I can’t keep a straight face when I look at him.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Jesus

The key to my heart is through your bum hole. Send me that and we’re at second base. Third base will then be inevitable "

She doesn't want your heart..... just your schlong!

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