FabSwingers.com forum: How do you eat your Ferrero Rocher?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I like to nibble all the chocolate off, eat half the wafer, eat half the chocolate with the hazelnut, and then finish off the second half of the wafer with the chocolate in it.

Anyone else do this or am I just a wrong-un?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I can't eat them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nibble all the chocolate off, split in two, eat the hazelnut, then each half of the water shell

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Shove it all in and suck it to extinction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put the whole thing in my mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shat straight from the Devils asshole them things! Ugh!

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Hmmm there not one of my favourites so I chuck them straight in, I prefer something a bit firmer, there a bit to delicate of a chocolate for me, I’d never buy them but of course I’d eat them if offered

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't eat them

Sorry to hear that. Allergies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shove it all in and suck it to extinction "

That’s Maltesers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not for me so I don't eat them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shove it all in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nibble all the chocolate off, split in two, eat the hazelnut, then each half of the water shell "

That actually sounds better than my process. I might give that a go

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shove it all in and suck it to extinction "

Even the hazelnut? Bet that takes a while

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shat straight from the Devils asshole them things! Ugh!

I don't know whether to be offended or impressed by your description

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By *Booboo-Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Shat straight from the Devils asshole them things! Ugh!

What?!?!?!!

No way. FR are great, but must admit I prefer Rafaello

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hmmm there not one of my favourites so I chuck them straight in, I prefer something a bit firmer, there a bit to delicate of a chocolate for me, I’d never buy them but of course I’d eat them if offered

xx "

They are quite delicate to be fair, that's what makes it so easy to polish a whole box off

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I swallow them whole and then the gold wrapping passes through like an owl pellet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Put the whole thing in my mouth

Nooooo! Savour it you animal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I eat the damn thing whole and enjoy that goodness all in one go

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

"I swallow them whole and then the gold wrapping passes through like an owl pellet"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shat straight from the Devils asshole them things! Ugh!

What?!?!?!!

No way. FR are great, but must admit I prefer Rafaello"

Eurghh coconut… heathen!!

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

All in one go

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

They are quite delicate to be fair, that's what makes it so easy to polish a whole box off

And room for something else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a sore subject

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nibble all the chocolate off, split in two, eat the hazelnut, then each half of the water shell

That actually sounds better than my process. I might give that a go

Allows you to enjoy all the textures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crack it in half and scoop the chocolate out with my tongue

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Shove it all in and suck it to extinction

Even the hazelnut? Bet that takes a while

By that time it is all mushy so it just slides on down and it not being in a shell is helpful...

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By *wingsnroundabouts82Couple
over a year ago

Fucksville

I don't they're vile lol but I like jaffa cakes... Nibble the edges peel the sponge off and eat the jelly yummmm x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every time we buy them our 16 year old thinks it's ok to take the lot and leave us with nothing, no matter how many times we tell him to stop doing it I'm ignored, we can't keep everything in our bedroom ffs

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

In shove it right in maybe a couple at a time

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By *Booboo-Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Shat straight from the Devils asshole them things! Ugh!

What?!?!?!!

No way. FR are great, but must admit I prefer Rafaello

Eurghh coconut… heathen!! "

Coconut and Hazelnut. Mmmmm

I'm that weirdo that still likes bounty bars too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't they're vile lol but I like jaffa cakes... Nibble the edges peel the sponge off and eat the jelly yummmm x "

I think you have that the wrong way round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shat straight from the Devils asshole them things! Ugh!

What?!?!?!!

No way. FR are great, but must admit I prefer Rafaello

Eurghh coconut… heathen!!

Coconut and Hazelnut. Mmmmm

I'm that weirdo that still likes bounty bars too.

Now ya talking with thr bounty bars. I loved the dark chocolate ones but you never see them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Every time we buy them our 16 year old thinks it's ok to take the lot and leave us with nothing, no matter how many times we tell him to stop doing it I'm ignored, we can't keep everything in our bedroom ffs

That sucks! Next time, re-wrap them with brussel sprouts in them so when he goes for one he knows what disappointment feels like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That sucks! Next time, re-wrap them with brussel sprouts in them so when he goes for one he knows what disappointment feels like

I never thought of that, thank you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shat straight from the Devils asshole them things! Ugh!

What?!?!?!!

No way. FR are great, but must admit I prefer Rafaello

Eurghh coconut… heathen!!

Coconut and Hazelnut. Mmmmm

I'm that weirdo that still likes bounty bars too.

Now ya talking with thr bounty bars. I loved the dark chocolate ones but you never see them "

Wrong uns the pair of you

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

That depends.

If I'm in public I'm genteel and bite it in half.

If I'm at home I nibble the chocolate off, then eat the wafer (or feed it to the dog because it's a bit rank), then savour the chocolate and hazelnut last...but that's a bit messy for public consumption.

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

That sucks! Next time, re-wrap them with brussel sprouts in them so when he goes for one he knows what disappointment feels like

That would scar him for life!

how mean

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Crack it in half and scoop the chocolate out with my tongue

*Must not have sexual thoughts!* mhmmm that's nice dear

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In shove it right in maybe a couple at a time

And I thought just shoving one in was bad!

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By *oonshadowWoman
over a year ago

COVENTRY

Just pop it in, not sure what all the fuss is about

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That depends.

If I'm in public I'm genteel and bite it in half.

I used to try an eat the chocolate and hazelnut last but only succeeded in getting messy fingers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That sucks! Next time, re-wrap them with brussel sprouts in them so when he goes for one he knows what disappointment feels like

That would scar him for life!

how mean

Good! The boy must learn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That sucks! Next time, re-wrap them with brussel sprouts in them so when he goes for one he knows what disappointment feels like

That would scar him for life!

how mean

It might teach him a lesson lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shove the whole thing in!

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Put them in the freezer, place one frozen rocher into a glass of Bailey's, it cools it down without watering it down, drink the Bailey's eat the rocher, the taste combination of the two is amazing. Happy Christmas all. X

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

With the wrapper on and time how long it takes to eat 4 of them

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

That sucks! Next time, re-wrap them with brussel sprouts in them so when he goes for one he knows what disappointment feels like

That would scar him for life!

how mean

It might teach him a lesson lol"

But sprouts??

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

That sucks! Next time, re-wrap them with brussel sprouts in them so when he goes for one he knows what disappointment feels like

That would scar him for life!

how mean

Good! The boy must learn

Says he the chocolate monster

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Items needed: a box of rochers, a stopwatch, napkin.

Method:

1.open box and unwrap all the rochers.

2. Set timer ready.

3. Eat as much as you can with timer on.

4. Gloat on record breaking feat.

5. The napkin is just there for for cleaning purposes lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slowly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swallow the thing whole no gag reflex helps

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By *adbod7519Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Anally

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By *areBares7778Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"Put them in the freezer, place one frozen rocher into a glass of Bailey's, it cools it down without watering it down, drink the Bailey's eat the rocher, the taste combination of the two is amazing. Happy Christmas all. X"

Every year my son gets me baileys and Ferrero and I’ve never tried this …. That is so going to be my tipple tomorrow night xxx now do you think I could put in 2 or 3 just like ice cubes

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Every year my son gets me baileys and Ferrero and I’ve never tried this …. That is so going to be my tipple tomorrow night xxx now do you think I could put in 2 or 3 just like ice cubes"
I usually put one in, depending how big your glass and your appetite is I suppose lol. They also tastes nice with the New White dissarano which to me tastes a bit like a milky bar.

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By *areBares7778Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

That sounds so good xxx

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I swap it for a Malteser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pop it in and suck until it goes mushy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I kinda stick the whole thing in bite the shell in half and eat that savouring the middle.... yes very peculiar

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

I just shove it in my mouth

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I give mine to someone who likes them. Sharing is caring.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Whole

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