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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

There was a report on the news this morning that a farmer in America has been eaten by his pigs.

The animals are fighting back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg the worm has turned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*hides from cats incase they are hungry*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep ive heard this story too n it's not the first time it's happened this occurs a lot with pigs as they eat just about anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now I know what that look is that my mate's Monitor Lizard gives me every time I go round there......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They were massive swines too - 320kgs each or 21.5 stones in old money. *Gulp.

"Napolean, whooah there boy. No, no. Napoooleeaa......."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yey go piggies....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yey go piggies.... "

You sadist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You get reference to " feed him to the pigs" in old gangster movies too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yey go piggies.... "

Steady on Allsports - it's an as yet undisclosed fact that a savage pack of killer hogs roams the KT postcode at night looking for tasty residents.

I saw them in Dallas Fried Chicken the other day, refusing to eat the disgusting slop that hed been served.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Silence of the lambs stunt pig retirement farm?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*hides from cats incase they are hungry* "

http://ugc-01.cafemomstatic.com/gen/constrain/500/500/80/2012/02/14/19/49/1j/po78tiapgk1ogiq.jpg?imageId=23099185

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snatch springs to mind!

Go 'Brick Top' !!!!

Brick Top: You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.

Sol: Would someone mind telling me, who are you?

Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

Vinny: Well, thank you for that. That's a great weight off me mind. Now, if you wouldn't mind telling me who the fuck you are, apart from someone who feeds people to pigs of course?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*hides from cats incase they are hungry*

http://ugc-01.cafemomstatic.com/gen/constrain/500/500/80/2012/02/14/19/49/1j/po78tiapgk1ogiq.jpg?imageId=23099185"

I'm not looking, it might be scary

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

My grandad was a pig farmer!! That's why no one ever argued with him!!

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

*scopes the surrounding area for hungry pigs* nope none around, I'm safe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yey go piggies....

Steady on Allsports - it's an as yet undisclosed fact that a savage pack of killer hogs roams the KT postcode at night looking for tasty residents.

I saw them in Dallas Fried Chicken the other day, refusing to eat the disgusting slop that hed been served.

"

bugger you found out their mine

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

[Removed by poster at 02/10/12 13:14:30]

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"*hides from cats incase they are hungry*

http://ugc-01.cafemomstatic.com/gen/constrain/500/500/80/2012/02/14/19/49/1j/po78tiapgk1ogiq.jpg?imageId=23099185

I'm not looking, it might be scary "

I'm not looking either. I do have a slight fear that if I die the cat will start eating me.

Julie, that's a perfect bridge you are sporting there. I'll have to try yoga with heels now.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I've had a couple of pigs wanting to gobble me. You can't be too careful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*hides from cats incase they are hungry*

http://ugc-01.cafemomstatic.com/gen/constrain/500/500/80/2012/02/14/19/49/1j/po78tiapgk1ogiq.jpg?imageId=23099185

I'm not looking, it might be scary

I'm not looking either. I do have a slight fear that if I die the cat will start eating me.

Julie, that's a perfect bridge you are sporting there. I'll have to try yoga with heels now."

Thanks, got bored of my bum

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"*hides from cats incase they are hungry*

http://ugc-01.cafemomstatic.com/gen/constrain/500/500/80/2012/02/14/19/49/1j/po78tiapgk1ogiq.jpg?imageId=23099185

I'm not looking, it might be scary

I'm not looking either. I do have a slight fear that if I die the cat will start eating me.

Julie, that's a perfect bridge you are sporting there. I'll have to try yoga with heels now."

I've just looked, it's actually quite funny

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"I've had a couple of pigs wanting to gobble me. You can't be too careful"

That's no way to refer to Dave's sister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*hides from cats incase they are hungry*

http://ugc-01.cafemomstatic.com/gen/constrain/500/500/80/2012/02/14/19/49/1j/po78tiapgk1ogiq.jpg?imageId=23099185

I'm not looking, it might be scary

I'm not looking either. I do have a slight fear that if I die the cat will start eating me.

Julie, that's a perfect bridge you are sporting there. I'll have to try yoga with heels now.

I've just looked, it's actually quite funny "

My pose or the film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never piss off a pig farmer

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Never piss off a pig farmer "

I think this was more the case of never piss off the pigs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never piss off a pig farmer

I think this was more the case of never piss off the pigs!"

oink oink

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I've had a couple of pigs wanting to gobble me. You can't be too careful

That's no way to refer to Dave's sister "

Joking aside not much goes on in Daves land !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had a couple of pigs wanting to gobble me. You can't be too careful

That's no way to refer to Dave's sister

Joking aside not much goes on in Daves land !"

In his land? Didnt think he was on the same planet

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"*hides from cats incase they are hungry*

http://ugc-01.cafemomstatic.com/gen/constrain/500/500/80/2012/02/14/19/49/1j/po78tiapgk1ogiq.jpg?imageId=23099185

I'm not looking, it might be scary

I'm not looking either. I do have a slight fear that if I die the cat will start eating me.

Julie, that's a perfect bridge you are sporting there. I'll have to try yoga with heels now.

I've just looked, it's actually quite funny

My pose or the film "

The link of course, your pose is gorgeously lascivious Julie

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I've had a couple of pigs wanting to gobble me. You can't be too careful

That's no way to refer to Dave's sister

Joking aside not much goes on in Daves land !

In his land? Didnt think he was on the same planet "

Well sheepville

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I've just been told that the literal translation of pig in Chinese is, man you eat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*hides from cats incase they are hungry* "

I refuse to be dragged through the catflap .................

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread reminds me of an old film - Motel Hell ......................

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