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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This might get a lot of bad comments so if you are touchy just don't say anything.

My mate has had a baby 2 weeks ago and they came to visit last night and to be honest the baby is ugly bit of course I said he was cute,

How many people have done this and who to,

Ps women please don't go mad at me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this the best thing to discuss on a swinging site, on christmas chuffing eve?! Bloody hell. Aye, I’m sure you came out of 9 months soaked in amniotic fluid, looking like Tom Hanks…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most look like Churchill but they get cuter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This might get a lot of bad comments so if you are touchy just don't say anything.

My mate has had a baby 2 weeks ago and they came to visit last night and to be honest the baby is ugly bit of course I said he was cute,

How many people have done this and who to,

Ps women please don't go mad at me "

All the time...Literally, apart from my own children I have yet to see a cute child.

I work in Childcare, and a parent gave us a card with their children's pictures on it, good god and blimey

Keep your snotgobblers to yourself please

#noparentswere offendedandImadealltheright noises... #Ilovemyjobandthechildren

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hahahah that's made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This might get a lot of bad comments so if you are touchy just don't say anything.

My mate has had a baby 2 weeks ago and they came to visit last night and to be honest the baby is ugly bit of course I said he was cute,

How many people have done this and who to,

Ps women please don't go mad at me

All the time...Literally, apart from my own children I have yet to see a cute child.

I work in Childcare, and a parent gave us a card with their children's pictures on it, good god and blimey

Keep your snotgobblers to yourself please

#noparentswere offendedandImadealltheright noises... #Ilovemyjobandthechildren

"

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By *egoMan
over a year ago

Preston

Most of the time. Some babies for sure are Uber cute, but some, Jeeze…

Haha, I usually don’t comment as I cannot actually lie, brain doesn’t work like that. So I quickly focus on something like cute little hands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hahahah that's made me laugh "

[thoughts in my head] Honestly boss, ever thought about modelling for your child?? I hear Gargoyles are coming back into fashion [/thoughts]

OK, I'll stop it now

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I've only ever seen two cute new borns and they were my own children. I always tell new mothers how gorgeous their little frogs wrapped up in blankets are though.

Don't tell anybody this but after our kids were born and they put them in the hospital nursery I used to put a teddy in the cot in order to recognise them. Despite them being the best looking babies ever somehow they also looked like every other baby in the damn hospital.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most of the time. Some babies for sure are Uber cute, but some, Jeeze…

Haha, I usually don’t comment as I cannot actually lie, brain doesn’t work like that. So I quickly focus on something like cute little hands."

Winner! I need to remember this.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

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I do this whenever presented with a baby, not because they're not cute, but because I've never been maternal and have no interest in babies. But I understand that parents think they are the best things in the universe, so I'm polite and coo over them a little, because to do otherwise would just be being mean for the sake of being mean.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I must admit my daughter was pretty ugly when she was born. She was long overdue, very wrinkled with a bent ear due to coming out the wrong way. She was also long and skinny and all blotchy. I must say now she is stunning and I feel a bit quilty at remembering how I felt when I first saw her.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yeah they turned me down tho,

Gutted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How does anyone know what a 2 week old Baby looks like!?

At that age they look like wrapped up potato’s!

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By *illingdon_ladMan
over a year ago

Bicester

When our son was borntgey used a suction cup to get him. The poor bugger had a cone head I thought it was the funniest thing I'd ever seen.

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Tend to agree with the OP - in my (limited) experience, it takes a few months for the cuteness to kick in.

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By *egoMan
over a year ago

Preston


"When our son was borntgey used a suction cup to get him. The poor bugger had a cone head I thought it was the funniest thing I'd ever seen. "

Ventouse Extraction, pretty archaic these days. Causes so much damage when a C-section would be easier for mother and child. I had a cone head, suffer with headaches all my life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Biased but my two were beyond cute and I won't hear any different!

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I had a difficult delivery and was a bit bashed by the time I was out.

Apparently by the time they gave me to my mum there was quite a lot of bruising and bits of swelling, and my mum freaked out and thought she'd given birth to some sort of alien monster.

Not all babies are born beautiful

I'm not a huge fan of babies and they all look a bit weird to me, but I've got the knack of looking admiring now, even when I think they look like a shrivelled potato.

All kittens are beautiful though, I'll happily coo over a basket of kittens (unless they're those hairless things).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I totally understand and have similar thoughts OP.

NBVN x

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By *ausageNmashCouple
over a year ago

Andover

I prefer puppies Cubs and kittens

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