FabSwingers.com forum: You wake up in a jail cell…

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The person above you is there with you. Why have you been arrested?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Shoplifting

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Flashing x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

D*unk and disorderly

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Wiping a crow on a copper

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wiping a crow on a copper "

Impersonating the copper that I wiped a crow on

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Wiping a crow on a copper

Impersonating the copper that I wiped a crow on"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wacking the postman with a double ended dildo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably lamped someone with my crutch lol

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Well they were importing frogs from outer space

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Streaking!

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Indecent exposure

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Indecent exposure"

Nicking champagne from the off licence

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Indecent exposure"

D and d

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m totally innocent, I have no idea what they did though…

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I’m totally innocent, I have no idea what they did though…"

Was sniffing bums

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cow tipping

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

"Cow tipping "

Being d*unk in charge of a stallion in the middle of the High Street.

(okay. Horse. But stallion sounds better)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Illegally streaming Keeping up with the Kardashians

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Illegally streaming Keeping up with the Kardashians "

Painting cocks on the coppers cars

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Organising a flash mob gangbang in the middle aisle in Lidl

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Organising a flash mob gangbang in the middle aisle in Lidl"

One never shops in Lidl!

Scrumping apples!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Organising a flash mob gangbang in the middle aisle in Lidl

One never shops in Lidl!

Scrumping apples! "

Protending to be the "real" Sants and elves

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

I didn’t do it.

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By *ustdaveHantsMan
over a year ago

chippenham

"I didn’t do it.

Vx"

We went to Marlborough and rode the Duke

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

"I didn’t do it.

We went to Marlborough and rode the Duke

And was he ok about that

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Doing a moonie

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By *ingle ex cuckMan
over a year ago

chester

Vigilante doing the proper job that the out of touch fuddy Duddy joke of a judge can’t doo

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Taking a nap amongst the cushions in a department store

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By *ustdaveHantsMan
over a year ago

chippenham

"I didn’t do it.

We went to Marlborough and rode the Duke

And was he ok about that

Absolutely not we left him in a right state

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We tried to break into a blow up doll factory as we'd didn't pull that night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably be for being too good looking out in public which resulted in young ladies fighting over me and the one I'm with is my carer because they allowed me out unsupervised

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

D*unk in charge of a push bike...true

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

Shagging a girlfriend in the middle of a nice park.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For having the tightest budgie smugglers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even legally it should be illegal ??

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

For indecent exposure on a motorway

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

"For indecent exposure on a motorway

Corporate espionage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

for stealing my tinsel knickers (even wearing them in your pics)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"for stealing my tinsel knickers (even wearing them in your pics)

Causing a street brawl because she doesn’t dip her bread.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

For crunching a cock

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"For crunching a cock "

Stole a tractor

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tasting grapes in the supermarket and then not buying them

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

"I didn’t do it.

We went to Marlborough and rode the Duke

And was he ok about that

Absolutely not we left him in a right state

Hurrah.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

For trying to steal the cows from the farm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Egging Boris if he locks us down for New Years Eve

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

We were both playing Monopoly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Stealing milk from peoples doorsteps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For not paying taxes

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By *aleforfun22Man
over a year ago

Lancashire

Throwing eggs and tomatoes at borris Johnson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Throwing eggs and tomatoes at borris Johnson "

Exactly this

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By *ed velvet thornWoman
over a year ago

over the rainbow

"Throwing eggs and tomatoes at borris Johnson

Exactly this "

D*unk and disorder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Filming in public without a licence

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By *eardedman7Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Dogging

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Wanking in the bushes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wanking in the bushes "

Public indecency

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Not sharing the share box of haribos

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

"Not sharing the share box of haribos

Nearly took someone’s eye out swinging her baubles x

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By *aleforfun22Man
over a year ago

Lancashire

Road rage in asda car park

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Road rage in asda car park "

I’ll be right the with both of you. Asda car park has unleashed my evil side this week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We got caught raiding rubber jonny machines of theirs £2 coins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in Jail with Keyser Soze?!

Them I must be Fred Fenster

Can ya hear me in the back??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Public indecency

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Dunking biscuits in random peoples brews

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By *MCMan
over a year ago

London/EA

Stealing all the cake

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