FabSwingers.com forum: Your belly button is a real button what happens when you press it

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I straight up bust a nut

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

I sing "the hills are alive with the sound of music" until you tap me on the head to shut me up x

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

My head ejects.

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By *inkSwingCouple
over a year ago

Preston

My bum falls off

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

It creates a second entrance into Narnia

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By *ripodius WillyusMan
over a year ago

Here and there

I fart

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

You hear Leslie Phillips voice saying 'ding dong'

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"I fart

Beat me to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I throw up… and this isn’t hypothetical.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I power off.

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By *avhonaWoman
over a year ago

Away with the faeries

I get v cross. It's a 'No Touch' button for me.

All other buttons, however, can be manipulated and without fear of losing a limb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Battery saver mode

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The top of my squirty cream pops off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get v cross. It's a 'No Touch' button for me.

All other buttons, however, can be manipulated and without fear of losing a limb

This!!!! It literally makes my stomach churn

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

You get punched in the face…repeatedly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You win some fluff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fart

Beat me to it

And me

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By *ir SupremacyMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Its an ejector seat button x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats a belly button . Asked dad but he's busy cloning sheep and won't answer me

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I start popping and locking.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Eyes turn red and my automatic karate chop activates.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I start singing Whats Up? By 4 Non Blondes

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

Well that reminds me of the little boy who was watching his mummy undressing. As she took off her bra, he asked, "Mummy what are those?" To which she replied, "These are my bells." As she further undressed and exposed her belly button, the little boy asked, "Mummy what's that?" And she replied, "Oh that's my button." Then as she slipped her panties off the little boy asked, "What's that mummy?" And she told him, "That's my slot." And so the little boy then said, "So mummy, if I put a penny in your slot, and press your button, will your bells ring?"

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