FabSwingers.com forum: Would You Fuck

By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

The poster below you, if so how? If not, why?

Personally I'm going to say no, it's just their moustache doesn't really do it for me

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry

I'll wax...

Fuck it yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They'd need to buy me dinner first at least

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Sorry

I'll wax...

Fuck it yes "

Good haha ..

And yes obvs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe. Maybe not

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

"Maybe. Maybe not"

If it is a lady ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m going potentially & fingers crossed

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Nope, sorry I'm full of snot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe ...

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I sadly must decline sexual relations with the person below me as the last time I said yes to them, I ended up wandering around like a particularly saddle sore cowboy for a week…

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Of course I will! But only if they let me smear Victoria Sponge all over their tits at the same time

LvM

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Wow, lots of hot ladies and I will hit the guy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh hello

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Can I reserve judgement until I see the cut of their jib?

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By *ukeM8519Man
over a year ago

North West & Dublin

"Oh hello"

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooo go on then could be a fun night

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Why not it Xmas x

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hell yes

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

No but I will allow them one pee-pee touch

LvM

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Sorry

I'm going to have too decline because it's Christmas and I'm a Grinch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

50 / 50 chance so why not! Bring beer whoever it is !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd ride them like I was riding the Hogwarts Express on a beautiful snow filled day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on the alcohol consumption...never say never as they say...sometimes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd ride them like I was riding the Hogwarts Express on a beautiful snow filled day."

Bingo

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

I love random meets, so yes I will

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Maybe,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve fucked worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You sure ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a sapiophile so I’m going to say yes, obviously…..

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I'd totally do this next person in the Inverted-Three-Headed-Wheelbarrow position, and I'd do shots of maple syrup out of their belly button afterwards too.

LvM

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

As long as they’re gentle with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd let them bang me like a ketchup bottle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You sure ?"

Most definitely. Also you have amazing calves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blindfolded and hands up on the wall

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

On Holibobs

Trifle sploshing is on the menu

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Only if they take the blindfold off...

LvM

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Hell yes. You only live once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blindfold in the bin

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll bum them whilst the Mrs makes a cuppa

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I'd totally bang the next three people in a foursome

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think i already have…

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Yes, with the biggest cucumber from Lidl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best grab the duvet tight

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

No, it's nothing personal, just their Christmas tree is a total turn off.

LvM

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"No, it's nothing personal, just their Christmas tree is a total turn off.

LvM"

That's my toilet brush.

I'd start with a bug squeeze of their ass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sorry but no. If they think I'm going to lick their bumhole after they've gone to the toilet they can think again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will do but please don't put the rubber gloves on this time.. be gentle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes. Very very hard in their hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wheres yas?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

No, but I will help them pluck out those nipple hairs and wax their back

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By *ick270Man
over a year ago

Here

Some bored people on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some bored people on here "

U OK hun?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some bored people on here "

Clearly didn’t want his back waxed

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

Can I say yes again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they have a kitchen table to spread me over.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"If they have a kitchen table to spread me over. "

Aye!

I’m going to engage in carnal relations with the person below me with a prize winning marrow….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait.. Am I on top, or the bottom

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Wait.. Am I on top, or the bottom

Whatever the hell you want!

And yes!

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

I’ll go buy a strap-on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite possibly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll go buy a strap-on

I’ll fuck the person below with the strapon from the person above lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well lucky me haha

I am going to say 'yes'.

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lucky me.

Will the next person be so…..

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By *oublesixesMan
over a year ago

Corby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I probably would, because I'm just feeling that way haha xx

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Definitely, but no finger blasting.

Thanks for the shag, poster above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Definitely, but no finger blasting.

Thanks for the shag, poster above

Oh yes

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Only if there is cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you cut the cake and make a brew I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe pat them on the bottom...

please be a woman, please be a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squeeze my bum okay and hopefully below can join in too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes.

With a strapon and no lube

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

My new strap on arrived yesterday.

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

Clearly yes… have you seen how beautiful or handsome they are

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By *ightwishMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will of it's within travelling distance. Jesus, what am I saying...... I just will

Get your coat, you've pulled.

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By *oublethefunMan
over a year ago

royston

Why not it's Christmas and the time for giving. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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Hilarious. Man up. Take it bitches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d decline the next one though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d decline the next one though "

Unfortunate. I'll accept.

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

I'm on the rebound from yondo, so hell yeah x

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By *gor_FrancesMan
over a year ago

bristol

I'm not sure, but I'd like to try

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By *eardedman7Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

It’s a no from me but I’d have a pint with you

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Oh yes. Can someone pass me the paddle please?

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By *ightwishMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

"I'm not sure, but I'd like to try

We better have a pint.

I'll try my luck as well and fk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. They gave me a rash last time

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I'm going to say no because I don't like beards

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By *gor_FrancesMan
over a year ago

bristol

"It’s a no from me but I’d have a pint with you"

Sure, I'd like that too

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"No. They gave me a rash last time "

I told you it was just friction related

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sod it, let's fuck

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By *gor_FrancesMan
over a year ago

bristol

"I'm not sure, but I'd like to try

We better have a pint.

I'll try my luck as well and fk"

We should, definitely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m just going to tease the next one…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well ain’t I a lucky gent

Definitely a pokey bum wank with this amazing specimen below

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww we can share cake giggles

Be a social giggle below too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awesome.

Next please

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Ready and waiting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m sure they would rather a nice meal with drinks

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Did you bring lube?

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By *ightwishMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

Have some.

Try my luck again. So fk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Balls deep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only if they're covered in whipping cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only if they're covered in whipping cream

Somebody say whipping???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only if they're covered in whipping cream

Can be arranged

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By *asterful_ManMan
over a year ago

Cream is no good without nuts to go with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only if they buy me a pizza after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only if they're covered in whipping cream

Somebody say whipping???

Yes lots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Highly doubtful

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Win some lose some.

I’d probably throw them a quickie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes just to keep things moving along I suppose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I got a cuppa tea afterwards then I suppose I could give up 5 minutes of my time.

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By *0astMan
over a year ago

Discovering

I’ve just popped in for the cuppa tea ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only if they shave....was like licking a fucking Weetabix last time!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Well I have shaved and now it's like a gooseberry!

I'm not fucking the person below because I have been fucked three times already today.

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

Yes in the spirit of Christmas caring is sharing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as it's not a man - probably.

Old man in desperate need here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, it's Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah go on

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

...yes, because there is mistletoe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only if they're covered in whipping cream

Somebody say whipping???

Yes lots

I'll bring the cream then

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

We all love cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Threesome?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

That bum. Devine. Of course I would.

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By *esthetic21Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

I'll take a gamble

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By *eardedman7Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Fuck it why not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Highly possible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah why not it is Christmas

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Sure. I need an excuse to open the chocolate body paint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooo chocolate.

Oh and person below….brace yourself.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Naked twister as well then... don't forget the baby oil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would be a shame to put that bottle of wine to waste

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

On Holibobs

Back with a bucket of trifle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d tickle their bum hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think so yes as it beats stuffing a turkey.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No

Gutted!

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s Christmas, off course I’ll lower my standards

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

On Holibobs

Phew

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By *as4121Man
over a year ago

dartford

"Phew "

If only I had the chance!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Phew

If only I had the chance!"

It’s the poster below you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would, because they look like they would bounce and giggle…

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

With red wine most definitely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With red wine most definitely

Well hello

Below no

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By *andering Welsh GuyMan
over a year ago

All over the place

Below yes (fingers crossed)

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

Why not?

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By *ustdaveHantsMan
over a year ago

chippenham

I'm in go easy

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By *enuinecpl101Couple
over a year ago

Co armagh

It is Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh y not it Christmas

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By *ristobaltMan
over a year ago

penryn

It would be an honour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh y not it Christmas

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By *igT-Time-4-FunMan
over a year ago

Bedfordshire areas SOCIAL or fun let's chat

I'M FREE lol

But you must ask nice and be polite.

Ah 1 more

LOVE SEX.

See you later xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh go on then

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By *uyfromthemidlandsMan
over a year ago

derby

Of course... in about 3 years time

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By *andering Welsh GuyMan
over a year ago

All over the place

Can I go again? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I go again? Lol"

Go on then...

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Yes, ok. But will have to decline the marriage proposal.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

On Holibobs

Deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deal

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

To get to 175 ... heck, go on then, it's Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. He has the ghey.

Winston

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

On Holibobs

Trifle has run out so it's squirty cream time

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By *ristobaltMan
over a year ago

penryn

Oooooooooo yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trifle has run out so it's squirty cream time"

Oh how funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Threeway?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Three way everyday

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

Absolutely. Glad they’re under us so we can both ride them. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No fucks but we’ll lick chocolate off their nips

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Good fucking thread everyone

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