FabSwingers.com forum: Give me your best rejection lines

By *VDP OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham City Centre

Go go go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd rather have a wank with sandpaper in my hand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must be a bad day when the ( 4 letter word ) will not even hop in to bed with you

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

You are far too nice for me

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Go go go

No, no, NO!

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By *HoneyWoman
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

I’d rather stick a cactus up my foof

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By *mzanMan
over a year ago

birmingham

"I’d rather stick a cactus up my foof "

That’s brutal.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

We are not compatible in any way

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Sir, thou art a cad and a bounder and thy rigid phallus shall go nowhere near my ladies purse!’

(Obviously I experienced this sexual rebuke when I travelled back in time…)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d rather stick a cactus up my foof

That’s brutal. "

My arse momentarily clenched at that one.

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By *VDP OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham City Centre

"I’d rather stick a cactus up my foof "

I guess cactus it is then

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

No thanks luv, you’re a bit of a minger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd rather shit in my hands and clap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, we’ve given all we can to charity this year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sorry, I'm only interested in humans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't kiss you under general anaesthetic never mind mistletoe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha awww...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ever so politely f**k off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd rather shit in my hands and clap"

Hahaha ha! Best one so far.

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By *entakuruMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Please take this lack of reply as me being so not interested in you I can't even be bothered to say a polite 'no thanks'.

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By *inky_CarpenterMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Sorry I'm busy that day....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry I prefer your sister

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Sorry but I think you’ve fallen out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't realise I was a lesbian until you walked in.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

You stink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Close the door on your way out

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

You would be my type if you were

Taller

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I didn't realise I was a lesbian until you walked in."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry I'm having dinner with my cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sorry, but I had no idea that anyone could be quite so, well.... facially inept...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, but it is a no. Not even with beer goggles!

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By *heshire-cat74Woman
over a year ago

Stoke on Trent

"I’d rather stick a cactus up my foof

That’s brutal. "

Brutal but I'm pinching this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry I can't as I'm painting my nans toe nails. (Iv actually had this one)

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

It’s the distance, not physical, mental.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forgot to wash the syphillis off me this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG you lot are brutal!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I don't fancy short men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Forgot to wash the syphillis off me this morning"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'You're still here?'

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By *aliceWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

The only thing I'd put in your arse would have a lit fuse on one end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'You're still here?'"

That’s what you said to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We aren’t the droids you’re looking for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're not my type. I think I been pretty lucky

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I don't fancy short men

That is only used as a last resort when subtlety is not working

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By *umblefunMan
over a year ago

London/ South West (Devon, Somerset).

On your bike you witch!

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

I see in your eyes the same desperation that would take the heart of me.

A day may come when the standards of Men fail, when we forsake our desires and break all bonds of taste, but it is not this day.

An hour of angry beavers and empty wine bottles, when the cocks of Men come, crashing down, but it is not this day!

This day we block.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d rather close every hole in my body with cement than let you put your penis in me

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

Ooopps, I've just remembered that I have an appointment that day.... in (insert name of current war zone/ diease hotspot/ disaster area)

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By *torm in a G cupWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Long White Cloud

I'm sorry, but you remind me of the local vicar from my childhood. It would be wrong.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I see in your eyes the same desperation that would take the heart of me.

A day may come when the standards of Men fail, when we forsake our desires and break all bonds of taste, but it is not this day.

An hour of angry beavers and empty wine bottles, when the cocks of Men come, crashing down, but it is not this day!

This day we block.

Even in rejection you are romantic

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By *hades of FunMan
over a year ago

Hitchin

It's not you .. it's me.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"I see in your eyes the same desperation that would take the heart of me.

A day may come when the standards of Men fail, when we forsake our desires and break all bonds of taste, but it is not this day.

An hour of angry beavers and empty wine bottles, when the cocks of Men come, crashing down, but it is not this day!

This day we block.

Even in rejection you are romantic

Don’t arise Men of the West

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Its not you...it's lockdown regulations.

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By *umblefunMan
over a year ago

London/ South West (Devon, Somerset).

I’m sorry! There just isn’t enough viagra in the world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry I already f**ked your better looking friend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your face may be of an angel.

Your cock can compete with a horse.

But even so, It’ll have to be a no.

And I’ll scream if you try to use force!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't message the person anymore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id rather have a parasitic worm swim up my urethra and eat my testicles from the inside, than stick my willy anywhere near your cock gobbler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Forgot to wash the syphillis off me this morning

I always tested negative for everything just for the record :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a pantry with a watermelon in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You remind me too much of my ex?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My tactical wank went west so its a no

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

When I run out of socks, I’ll give you a call

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck off your ugly.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

If I had a bag of dicks - I wouldn’t give you one.

Sorry I don’t date outside my species

If beauty is skin deep i think you may be inside out

Ugliest creature ive seen with only one head.

** i have never used any of these **

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

Did you wok at the fireworks factory? Looks like a banger went off in your mouth !!

Again never used!

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Sorry I can’t work out which way up you are supposed to be

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

The one which stands out after I sent a face pic was ;

“I’m not instantly attracted to you?”

I said did you want to take your time……

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

You really shouldn’t have let me fuck you up the arse when you had diarrhoea!

Me to her!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Jeez

you’ve got a face like a robbers dog

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Sorry it’s not you it’s me I just don’t like your socks

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Jeez

you’ve got a face like a robbers dog

Can’t believe you said that to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The one which stands out after I sent a face pic was ;

“I’m not instantly attracted to you?”

I said did you want to take your time……

That tickled me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'You're still here?'

That’s what you said to me

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...'Sorry, you are?'..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The one which stands out after I sent a face pic was ;

“I’m not instantly attracted to you?”

I said did you want to take your time……

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd rather sew myself up with a rusty nail

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

"I'd rather sew myself up with a rusty nail "

Oh, ok. Do you want me to thread that for you ?

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By *entakuruMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"You remind me too much of my ex?!"

I've actually been rejected with this one recently... It's a weird one as a) I don't think there are many people out there that look like me, and b) surely that must make me more your type

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Jeez

you’ve got a face like a robbers dog

Can’t believe you said that to me

No, I said you’ve got a face like a dog licking piss of a nettle

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Nothing hurts more than "I only see you as a friend."

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