FabSwingers.com forum: What's got Santa's hat so perky and perpendicular?

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over a year ago

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Smuggling snacks in there

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I don't know!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Smuggling snacks in there "

Carrots?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't know!"

Yours is standing up.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Upside down boxers

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

He's a dickhead.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Upside down boxers "

That's what I use for a facemask.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He's a dickhead. "

No presents for you!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Upside down boxers

That's what I use for a facemask."

xx how are you xx where have you been x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Upside down boxers

That's what I use for a facemask.

xx how are you xx where have you been x"

I'm okay. I've been in Lapland. I thought it was a strip club, you can imagine my disappointment. Anyway while I was there I thought I may as well make myself useful and help Santa. He's very busy at the moment. Bollocks, I should have asked him about his hat. x

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By *hilledGuerillaMan
over a year ago

In the monkey house

Washed his hair with liquid viagra because he ran out of caffeine shampoo?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Washed his hair with liquid viagra because he ran out of caffeine shampoo?"

I've always wondered what the benefit of caffeine shampoo is. I hope Santa didn't pick up the wrong bottle and wash his hair with WKD.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stuffing

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Where else would you store your toblerone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brussel sprouts

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Jimothyyyyyyyyy!!!!! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where else would you store your toblerone?"

The only correct way to store a Toblerone is in yer gob

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stuffing

Dirty girl!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Where else would you store your toblerone?"

Up my bum.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Jimothyyyyyyyyy!!!!! Xx

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"He's a dickhead.

No presents for you!"

Dammit.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Where else would you store your toblerone?

Up my bum."

That's why you're getting a chocolate orange this year you naughty boy

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Santa doesn’t exist and Snape killed Dumbledore

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By *lirtyAndFunCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

He's been watching my videos

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Where else would you store your toblerone?

Up my bum.

That's why you're getting a chocolate orange this year you naughty boy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He's been watching my videos

Bad Santa!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Santa doesn’t exist and Snape killed Dumbledore"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No santa hat just be an elf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A set of horns. He is closeted reindeer.

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

"I don't know!

Yours is standing up."

Bubblewrap!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Upside down boxers

That's what I use for a facemask.

xx how are you xx where have you been x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't know!

Yours is standing up.

Bubblewrap!

Bubble wrap to you too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's a dickhead who is hiding his boner

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

It's actually where he stores all of his gifts. That sack idea is another idiotic idea perpetuated by the same heathens at Coca-Cola who turned him red

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He's a dickhead who is hiding his boner "

Would you like to see Santa's boner?

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

Because he has a heavy load and only cums once a year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's a dickhead who is hiding his boner

Would you like to see Santa's boner?"

I want to ride his boner

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

He’s had a stroke.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He's a dickhead who is hiding his boner

Would you like to see Santa's boner?

I want to ride his boner "

That really is merry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He’s had a stroke. "

Dirty Santa!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's a dickhead who is hiding his boner

Would you like to see Santa's boner?

I want to ride his boner

That really is merry."

I'm a ho ho ho.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He's a dickhead who is hiding his boner

Would you like to see Santa's boner?

I want to ride his boner

That really is merry.

I'm a ho ho ho."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Magneto's a ho-ho-ho too.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Magneto's a ho-ho-ho too."
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All aboard the ho train.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Jim, your

hat is somewhat more droopy

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman
over a year ago

London

Incoming pic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jim, your

hat is somewhat more droopy

You didn't have to point it out to everyone.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Mrs Claus uses too much starch in the washing.

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

Santa keeps his supply of Vitamin V in his hat at Christmas cos is sack is full of toys?

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