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By *ryan... OP   Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

I saw one once in Blackpool....near the pleasure beach....

What exactly is a woman ...I'm at a complete loss !

( We take your answers very seriously...lessons will be learnt... etc etc )

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

A human being born with two X chromosomes

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By *akie32Man
over a year ago

winchester

generaly they have boobs and no cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who. Not what.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Did you miss out on sex ed at school?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually someone who slaps me round the face in a bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A combination of particles that combine together in a particular shape and form at this particular time in evolution.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

They scare me….

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

They make u look stupid . Turn u into jelly . Break ur heart . And are the greater sex .x

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By *ategoodbyeMan
over a year ago

Hertfordshire


"Usually someone who slaps me round the face in a bar"

According to Edward Hitler, you should always keep your mouth open when insulting one in a bar, because you might get a free drink.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

A woman is the most loyal friend you will ever have - counsellor, confidante , emotional sounding board, unconditionally love you despite your shortcomings and in general they smell better!!

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By *ryan... OP   Man
over a year ago

1950's Original


"Who. Not what.

"

Ahhh... like Doctor Who

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By *ryan... OP   Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

Woman are from Venus..

Venus is a gassy planet...

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By *ryan... OP   Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

Women have many faults.

Men have only two..

Everything they say,

and everything they do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A human being born with two X chromosomes "

Oh jeez, going back to the chromosomes huh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met one once…. Smelled like bin juice

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Who knows? Each woman I've met is completely different same for all the men I've met too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A human being born with two X chromosomes

Oh jeez, going back to the chromosomes huh

"

Biology 101

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By *ryan... OP   Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

Woman jelly babies

Male jelly babies..

Look the same to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A human being born with two X chromosomes

Oh jeez, going back to the chromosomes huh

Biology 101"

If you say Female I can accept that, woman.. well that’s a bit broader term nowadays. And chromosome speaking, there are variations that don’t fall into the XY OR XX characteristic.

So what are they exactly??!! As there are different combinations.

I am a woman and my chromosomes say otherwise (tho let me say, I never tested them so I’m just going on assumption on how they assigned me at birth)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A human being born with two X chromosomes

Oh jeez, going back to the chromosomes huh

Biology 101

If you say Female I can accept that, woman.. well that’s a bit broader term nowadays. And chromosome speaking, there are variations that don’t fall into the XY OR XX characteristic.

So what are they exactly??!! As there are different combinations.

I am a woman and my chromosomes say otherwise (tho let me say, I never tested them so I’m just going on assumption on how they assigned me at birth) "

Whatever spins your props and as long as your happy, live and let live!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A human being born with two X chromosomes

Oh jeez, going back to the chromosomes huh

Biology 101

If you say Female I can accept that, woman.. well that’s a bit broader term nowadays. And chromosome speaking, there are variations that don’t fall into the XY OR XX characteristic.

So what are they exactly??!! As there are different combinations.

I am a woman and my chromosomes say otherwise (tho let me say, I never tested them so I’m just going on assumption on how they assigned me at birth)

Whatever spins your props and as long as your happy, live and let live!

"

Absolutely

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By *akie32Man
over a year ago

winchester

oh and they run oh hormones, not petrol, just so you know

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"oh and they run oh hormones, not petrol, just so you know"

Everyone runs on hormones ()

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh and they run oh hormones, not petrol, just so you know

Everyone runs on hormones ()"

I think he means on estrogen

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"oh and they run oh hormones, not petrol, just so you know

Everyone runs on hormones ()

I think he means on estrogen "

Men have a smattering of that too....

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By *ryan... OP   Man
over a year ago

1950's Original


"oh and they run oh hormones, not petrol, just so you know

Everyone runs on hormones ()"

What's the best way to make a hormone ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh and they run oh hormones, not petrol, just so you know

Everyone runs on hormones ()

What's the best way to make a hormone ? "

Tell her you’re a tenner short..

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"They scare me…."

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Two legs

Two arms

And

Go.........

A women is beautiful

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

I think the standard definition is “adult human female”?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Two legs

Two arms

And

Go.........

A women is beautiful

"

What about the ones missing an arm/leg or both/all limbs?!

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

Evil devil's spawn who'll (please note the use of "who") rue the day you were born

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Two legs

Two arms

And

Go.........

A women is beautiful

What about the ones missing an arm/leg or both/all limbs?! "

.they are also beautiful

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Two legs

Two arms

And

Go.........

A women is beautiful

What about the ones missing an arm/leg or both/all limbs?! "

So my point everyone has something beautiful about them x

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

A woman is the pinnacle of creation.

A man is grunting, jismic ogre in comparison.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone who farts in secret. Then proceeds to the bathroom and unleashes hell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The apex predator who will chew you up and shit you out

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss


"oh and they run oh hormones, not petrol, just so you know

Everyone runs on hormones ()

What's the best way to make a hormone ?

Tell her you’re a tenner short.. "

I spat my tea out

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By *ryan... OP   Man
over a year ago

1950's Original


"oh and they run oh hormones, not petrol, just so you know

Everyone runs on hormones ()"

.

Or cake

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

They’re the ones that wear dresses ….

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

A life support system for a pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think the standard definition is “adult human female”? "

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By *rPeachyMan
over a year ago

Bristol

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By *rPeachyMan
over a year ago

Bristol


"I think the standard definition is “adult human female”? "

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By *ryan... OP   Man
over a year ago

1950's Original


"Met one once…. Smelled like bin juice "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Normally hate to say this

They have tits n vag

I might be wrong though

Oh a woman is life

That brings life to man

And the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only correct answer, in 2022, as I understand it, is anyone who says they’re one.

So that’s my answer, and as I don’t wish to be cancelled, I’m sticking to it

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

A viable alternative when the dish washer and the automatic washing machine break down!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evil devil's spawn who'll (please note the use of "who") rue the day you were born "

Surely that's make you rue the day you were born?

Mr

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

An adult who identifies as a woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An adult who identifies as a woman."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think the standard definition is “adult human female”? "

Yes, deeply unfashionable though it is to say so people like me can only actually be honorary/imitation women, much as I would like to be a real woman, and I am lucky enough to have women friends who are kind enough to treat me as a woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"generaly they have boobs and no cock"
never been to Thai land....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"generaly they have boobs and no cocknever been to Thai land...."

I mean there’s a few over here too , no need to go that far away

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By *panddaCouple
over a year ago

West Mids


"I saw one once in Blackpool....near the pleasure beach....

What exactly is a woman ...I'm at a complete loss !

( We take your answers very seriously...lessons will be learnt... etc etc )

"

You really don't know? ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mum.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

They make sammiches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The magical fairies that clean up your mess.

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By *illingToHelpMan
over a year ago

Oldham or South Shore


"Usually someone who slaps me round the face in a bar

According to Edward Hitler, you should always keep your mouth open when insulting one in a bar, because you might get a free drink."

Hitler? Any relation?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think the standard definition is “adult human female”?

Yes, deeply unfashionable though it is to say so people like me can only actually be honorary/imitation women, much as I would like to be a real woman, and I am lucky enough to have women friends who are kind enough to treat me as a woman."

You have good friends.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think the standard definition is “adult human female”?

Yes, deeply unfashionable though it is to say so people like me can only actually be honorary/imitation women, much as I would like to be a real woman, and I am lucky enough to have women friends who are kind enough to treat me as a woman.

You have good friends."

Thank you; I do indeed. I am really lucky to have 4 or 5 women friends who have only ever known me as Lucy; they are lovely and I am very happy as Lucy largely because of their support and friendship, and crucially of course that of my wife, who strange as it may be (and certainly unusually) is happy with me as Lucy. We actually get on much better and are far happier now than we have been for many years.

I don't pretend that I am or could ever be a real woman, even if I could get surgically and biochemically altered to resemble one, which my age and ill health would make impossible, but I am touched and extraordinarily happy to be treated as an honorary woman, and women in particular have been very kind and accepting of me, but I have no right (or wish) to make demands that effect real women and find the shrill and vicious aggressive behaviour of 'transactivists' repulsive, and believe them to be unrepresentative of the majority of transgender people, and actually counter-productive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't live with them. You can't live without them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure there are some fine examples on here...eh, ladies

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

They amaze me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If she says she's a woman than she is. That's all you need to know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If she says she's a woman than she is. That's all you need to know."

You'll be surprised how incorrect that is on here

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

One of those things over there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If she says she's a woman than she is. That's all you need to know.

You'll be surprised how incorrect that is on here "

oh I know

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Four pails full of water and a few kilograms of various minerals... That's all you need to make a woman (or man). Oh, plus about 4 billion years of evolution.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield


"I think the standard definition is “adult human female”?

Yes, deeply unfashionable though it is to say so people like me can only actually be honorary/imitation women, much as I would like to be a real woman, and I am lucky enough to have women friends who are kind enough to treat me as a woman.

You have good friends.

Thank you; I do indeed. I am really lucky to have 4 or 5 women friends who have only ever known me as Lucy; they are lovely and I am very happy as Lucy largely because of their support and friendship, and crucially of course that of my wife, who strange as it may be (and certainly unusually) is happy with me as Lucy. We actually get on much better and are far happier now than we have been for many years.

I don't pretend that I am or could ever be a real woman, even if I could get surgically and biochemically altered to resemble one, which my age and ill health would make impossible, but I am touched and extraordinarily happy to be treated as an honorary woman, and women in particular have been very kind and accepting of me, but I have no right (or wish) to make demands that effect real women and find the shrill and vicious aggressive behaviour of 'transactivists' repulsive, and believe them to be unrepresentative of the majority of transgender people, and actually counter-productive."

Thanks for your thoughts Lucy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The reason we're all here in Sin ????. Just couldn't resist that apple and the temptation of that snake ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think the standard definition is “adult human female”?

Yes, deeply unfashionable though it is to say so people like me can only actually be honorary/imitation women, much as I would like to be a real woman, and I am lucky enough to have women friends who are kind enough to treat me as a woman.

You have good friends.

Thank you; I do indeed. I am really lucky to have 4 or 5 women friends who have only ever known me as Lucy; they are lovely and I am very happy as Lucy largely because of their support and friendship, and crucially of course that of my wife, who strange as it may be (and certainly unusually) is happy with me as Lucy. We actually get on much better and are far happier now than we have been for many years.

I don't pretend that I am or could ever be a real woman, even if I could get surgically and biochemically altered to resemble one, which my age and ill health would make impossible, but I am touched and extraordinarily happy to be treated as an honorary woman, and women in particular have been very kind and accepting of me, but I have no right (or wish) to make demands that effect real women and find the shrill and vicious aggressive behaviour of 'transactivists' repulsive, and believe them to be unrepresentative of the majority of transgender people, and actually counter-productive.

Thanks for your thoughts Lucy "

Thank you!

Lucy

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I saw one once in Blackpool....near the pleasure beach....

What exactly is a woman ...I'm at a complete loss !

( We take your answers very seriously...lessons will be learnt... etc etc )

"

An adult female human. Simple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If she says she's a woman than she is. That's all you need to know."

Yeah sorry but no.

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By *ryan... OP   Man
over a year ago

1950's Original


"I saw one once in Blackpool....near the pleasure beach....

What exactly is a woman ...I'm at a complete loss !

( We take your answers very seriously...lessons will be learnt... etc etc )

An adult female human. Simple."

Surely not all of them.

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By *ryan... OP   Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

I have just this minute seen a woman turning onto a busy T junction WITHOUT indicating ... .

Jesus.H.Christ...

I'm glad she wasn't driving.....

.

.that is all

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