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How have your sex life been in 2021?

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By *hagTonight OP   Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

As you know. I like to do the monthly check in threads to see who have had sex or not, but this one is more about like, the summary of your sex life of this year, for me, its been another dry year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been a year of up n downs

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Great sex. Shame about the recipient. Might get it right next year.

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Better than the 15 years before lockdown, thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can describe it in one Dutch word.

Lekker

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Up and down x lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absent.

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Absent , though I am going out to dinner with someone I've recently met so 2021 isn't over yet - assuming Boris let's me

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Better than the 15 years before lockdown, thanks "

This . Exactly ha

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By *HoneyWoman
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

Great sex with some great guys. When I was with my ex on here we met lovely couples too.

I was a miserable fuck before I came back on here as a single lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve had a great half a year of fun

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

It's been brilliant thanks. Got my sex drive back in March, 8 long years after it disappeared with the birth of my first child. Started swinging in May and had an exciting, fun 7 months filled with new experiences and lovely bed fellows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a year at the waterpark.

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Kettering

AWOL

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Could have been better x

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Extinct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Like a year at the waterpark."

Cold and closed for half the year?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Due to everything going on in the world at the minute it hasn’t been as wild as it should have been but we’ve tried new things with new people and had a good time doing it.

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By *lim Jim 69Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

a few months of fun but rest of the year pretty grim..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Like a year at the waterpark.

Cold and closed for half the year?"

Or wet and moist?...I did wonder about that too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A what??

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Very good lots of my tick list x

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By *orny guy 24 7Man
over a year ago

plymouth / penzance

Absolutely amazing meet some fantastic couples

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By *andC84Couple
over a year ago

Preston

Off the charts!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Terrible, apart from 1 fabulous afternoon.

2022 can only be an improvement!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oral, both ways, only.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a great year of sex and next year I aim to make even better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hasn't been bad actually, considering we were in lockdown for a lot of it. Hoping to end the year with a bang too

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

I have to say 2021 has been wonderful for me. First half was obviously dead due to lockdown but after the summer I have met some really great people (often more than once) and really enjoyed it.

Definitely looking forward to 2022!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None existent, just like the last half dozen.

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By *ax1971Man
over a year ago

St helens

Non for me, just over a week left to break my duck..

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By *xiled BikerMan
over a year ago

Beverley

Devoid

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich


"Could have been better x"

Seems ur disappointed? X

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Reflecting on 2021 makes us both smile, or probably more accurately, grin from ear to ear.

We have had an incredible year, both together and with new found friends.

C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tough year in every way for us all covid etc sex life non existent but hey ho onwards and upwards hope 2022 better for all of us x

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By *ohnGw1960Man
over a year ago

Belvedere

I've not had sex with anyone male or female this year so far and I don't think that will change between now and the new year

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Buff said

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"

Buff said "

Nuff! Ffs auto-correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s been awesome, eye-opening, wonderful and wet. So many fucket list goals ticked off!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Adequate, bordering on mediocrity with a tinge of average.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I've only met two new ladies, in the latter part of the year, preferred to stick with regular friends with everything going on. Obviously nobody knows what is likely to happen in the coming weeks (no pun intended), but more than ever, I appreciate my circle of good friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amazing sex, there have been some great highlights and met some real snacks!! Xx

4 guys have been outstanding to be fair x (2 on sexual front and 2 on both sexual and emotional)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve kind of lost my body count but I’d say I had an avarage of 3 different guys a month

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I’ve kind of lost my body count but I’d say I had an avarage of 3 different guys a month

"

Super Slute.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty dam good. Thank fuck for regulars.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve kind of lost my body count but I’d say I had an avarage of 3 different guys a month

Super Slute. "

Super duper slute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve kind of lost my body count but I’d say I had an avarage of 3 different guys a month

"

How are you finding this many reliable guys that actually turn up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reconnected with a lovely "regular" girl after 2 year break.

Met another gorgeous girl, we plan to repeat.

A few fun MM oral fun meets.

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By *lofeldMan
over a year ago

Redhill

In and Out...

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By *heonix_flamesWoman
over a year ago

Midlands

Not bad! Didn’t start until the second half of the year, but surprisingly good. Just not often enough- but better than the last couple of years before that.

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

Up to June its was perfect, then due to health and my local fwb moving abroad I was abstinent for 5 months, then nicely restretched in Nov

Looking forward to next year and consummation of some new encounters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Non existent throughout 2021

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By *wingsnroundabouts82Couple
over a year ago

Fucksville

Awesome in one word x

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

tickety-boo

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

The best! Proper slutty especially with one guy who is lovely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, I don't understand the question. My what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Like a year at the waterpark.

Cold and closed for half the year?

Or wet and moist?...I did wonder about that too "

Both wrong.

Spend most the time sliding down things and getting soaked at the end of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nuttin 0

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By *wistedTooCouple
over a year ago

Frimley

Amazing. Post-lockdown we’ve fully embraced our swinging lifestyle and our own one on one sex as much as we can and have had some phenomenal fun and made some fantastic friends with benefits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rubbish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Non existent. Thanks to C19.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A very poor year for us. We've never had so little sex. 2022 will definitely be better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slow start but hopefully finish with a bang

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve kind of lost my body count but I’d say I had an avarage of 3 different guys a month

How are you finding this many reliable guys that actually turn up "

Incredibly I only had maybe 1-2 time wasters and that was that !!

Should I consider myself a lucky girl?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sex life is dead and buried at this stage may as well just donate my genitals

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

A little sparse

Hoping 2022 is filled with debaucheries

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

I had a few really wet weeks but the rest of the year was a drought

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Oral, Gloryhole few times.

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle


"My sex life is dead and buried at this stage may as well just donate my genitals "
That's hilarious! Donate your sausage to those in need. At least you have humour

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Reawakened

From stale vanilla relationship back to fab land. Already had some extraordinary experiences and looking forward to 2022

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I can't complain as had some good encounters which have left lasting memories.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve kind of lost my body count but I’d say I had an avarage of 3 different guys a month

How are you finding this many reliable guys that actually turn up

Incredibly I only had maybe 1-2 time wasters and that was that !!

Should I consider myself a lucky girl? "

So lucky!

But, ahem, caring is sharing... Send some of them my way pls

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By *aughtywifeandhimCouple
over a year ago

luton

Home sex life been good when house empty , and one good meet with her f/buddy , a visit to club was a bit quite as others still to cautious to play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s been amazing as lockdown and restrictions lifted, I finally got the chance to meet friends I’d made over lockdown and make memories with them.

Stepped out of my comfort zone, tried & explored new things and had an incredible time doing so.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

The year as a whole has been one of the worst in my adult life for sex. Definitely the worst since joining fab.

I felt undesirable, unwanted and inadequate for a large part of it, mainly because my partner was cheating and lying. The past month or so has changed that.

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By *r SensualMan
over a year ago

London

Sex life is absolutely thriving, especially within the last few months and discovering how much fun clubs can be. Also had the opportunity to meet with a few peeps I’d been speaking to for the best part of a year or more.

Long may this continue in 2022

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle


"The year as a whole has been one of the worst in my adult life for sex. Definitely the worst since joining fab.

I felt undesirable, unwanted and inadequate for a large part of it, mainly because my partner was cheating and lying. The past month or so has changed that. "

You are not at all! Everyone is someone's cup of tea. Bless you x

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By *it-chrissyTV/TS
over a year ago

sw. london

good start, poor finish x

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I’ve kind of lost my body count but I’d say I had an avarage of 3 different guys a month

Super Slute.

Super duper slute "

Best kind of slute. One day you need to teach me your ways.

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By *uit and bootsMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Considering how restrictive the year has been, I’ve been extremely fortunate to become acquainted with a couple of very special people. One who I’ve been dying to get my mucky paws on for years and another who I instantly hit it off with in a rare foray into the forums. I’ve been very lucky. I thank the Fab deities for the ladies’ short sightedness and lack of taste

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By *rooperRedMan
over a year ago

Littlehampton

Probably the worst in twenty years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve kind of lost my body count but I’d say I had an avarage of 3 different guys a month

Super Slute.

Super duper slute

Best kind of slute. One day you need to teach me your ways."

For sure slutey!

Haha how to get boys (aka SNACKS) advance class

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good. Not what I thought it would have been, but better than it could have been also.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex for 2021 rate 7 out of ten

Last few months got better as went to clubs and let myself go, hubby said I was pure flith x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very poor unfortunately! New Years resolution to have it improve! Significantly

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Considering how restrictive the year has been, I’ve been extremely fortunate to become acquainted with a couple of very special people. One who I’ve been dying to get my mucky paws on for years and another who I instantly hit it off with in a rare foray into the forums. I’ve been very lucky. I thank the Fab deities for the ladies’ short sightedness and lack of taste "

Oooo ooo that's me! I'm a special one with poor eyesight and a predilection for adequacy*.

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By *ore4fundevonCouple
over a year ago

West Devon

Ours has been great together. Unfortunately we haven't had the time or confidence to entertain anyone from the swinging world. It will have been 2 years in Feb since our last play date so hopefully we'll get to resume in 2022

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

It’s been pretty barren tbh…

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Sex...? Life...?

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By *enuine MikeMan
over a year ago

Guildford

Let's just thank the likes of Pornhub for providing us single and non fuckable guys plenty of wanking material to keep us sane .

2021 has been wank, in more ways than one lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First half of the year was only brushing cobwebs off now and again, the second half was damn well awesome

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By *uit and bootsMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I bonked a big brown eyed booby babygirl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My WHAT!!!??

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Slow start but awesome ending. Someone I used to meet very regularly got back in touch in March and we are enjoying getting reacquainted!

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"I bonked a big brown eyed booby babygirl! "

You bonked?!?!?!?!

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By *uit and bootsMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I bonked a big brown eyed booby babygirl!

You bonked?!?!?!?! "

I may have been dared by said bonkee to declare it in those exact words

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Rubbish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is the sex you speak of?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I need to pull my socks up for next year.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"I bonked a big brown eyed booby babygirl!

You bonked?!?!?!?!

I may have been dared by said bonkee to declare it in those exact words "

Now that’s shocking…

I’m glad you’ve been outed you filthy animals.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Probably up there with some of the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s still a week left….I’ll come back to this thread with an update…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s still a week left….I’ll come back to this thread with an update… "

Optimism. I like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty much dead and buried x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think I need to pull my socks up for next year. "

Or down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s still a week left….I’ll come back to this thread with an update…

Optimism. I like it"

I get a Christmas wish just once a year right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s still a week left….I’ll come back to this thread with an update…

Optimism. I like it

I get a Christmas wish just once a year right? "

Use it wisely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex life is very good but I have given fab a break for the last 6 months just doesnt seem to have the same kind of people it used to have on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think I need to pull my socks up for next year.

Or down "

I could roll them down into saudage ankles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think I need to pull my socks up for next year.

Or down

I could roll them down into saudage ankles "

Sausage!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s still a week left….I’ll come back to this thread with an update…

Optimism. I like it

I get a Christmas wish just once a year right?

Use it wisely. "

I’ve just wished for a spiced rum and

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Slow start but awesome ending. Someone I used to meet very regularly got back in touch in March and we are enjoying getting reacquainted! "

I had a similar experience, slow but incredible ending. Problem is now I'm worried that the next time won't be as good, so I'm not sure if I should hold off for the rest of the year

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Like musical chairs ...it's not over until the music stops and no chairs left?!

...9 days to go peeps... hurry hurry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its been the best year ever and I'm not even joking

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

Pretty good I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Non existent. Went from thinking Im an addict to going 4 months dry

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Very dry, but then again I’ve been pregnant for half the year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dryer than sandpaper

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By *oodersMan
over a year ago

walsall

Fantastic not wrists are killing me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines been wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fantastic not wrists are killing me "

That’s not very _ooders for you

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

I’m using socks as plant pots

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By *m NormalMan
over a year ago

Telford

Sex. What sex?

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

Obviously a very slow start but the last few months made up for it.

I've had more sex in 2021, than any other year. Moving house in January was a big help now it's easier to accommodate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not as often as I would like...there's still time to make up for that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NBVN x

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over a year ago

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

I haven't done at all badly for a septuagenarian with a double hernia (all but disappears in cowgirl mode)but then again I'm not cursed with a beer belly and a lot love a bald guy with a modest beard and and, above all, with no kids to leave everything to (few of them realise that any money there was has already been spent on having fun and the house may well have to fund a nursing home bed)!

I'd say that, despite the odds, this year was as good as any other in recent memory.

Don't know where the above celibates and masturbates are going wrong!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mines been wank "

Pun?

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

None. Would I like to change that…obviously!

Would I sleep with just anyone to do that….not a fucking hope in hell! Happy to have balls like watermelons

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

I’ve met some lovely folk!

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

I’ve not done badly for an old, ugly fat bloke!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m using socks as plant pots "

trying to work out if this is a bad thing or not. Does sexual frustration drive a man to use his socks in such a way, or maybe dreamy sexy fulfillment does it. Hmmm.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"I’m using socks as plant pots

trying to work out if this is a bad thing or not. Does sexual frustration drive a man to use his socks in such a way, or maybe dreamy sexy fulfillment does it. Hmmm. "

Nah. I am spontaneously spaffing down my legs whilst asleep and filling up my socks. On the plus side, everyone is getting a novelty umbrella stand for Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m using socks as plant pots

trying to work out if this is a bad thing or not. Does sexual frustration drive a man to use his socks in such a way, or maybe dreamy sexy fulfillment does it. Hmmm.

Nah. I am spontaneously spaffing down my legs whilst asleep and filling up my socks. On the plus side, everyone is getting a novelty umbrella stand for Christmas "

Ah so like one of those vinegar and bicarb volcanos. Overflowing

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"I’m using socks as plant pots

trying to work out if this is a bad thing or not. Does sexual frustration drive a man to use his socks in such a way, or maybe dreamy sexy fulfillment does it. Hmmm.

Nah. I am spontaneously spaffing down my legs whilst asleep and filling up my socks. On the plus side, everyone is getting a novelty umbrella stand for Christmas

Ah so like one of those vinegar and bicarb volcanos. Overflowing

"

Hmmm more like a St Bernard, a persistent dribble of near limitless proportions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mines been wank

Pun?"

No comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mines been wank

Pun?

No comment "

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m using socks as plant pots

trying to work out if this is a bad thing or not. Does sexual frustration drive a man to use his socks in such a way, or maybe dreamy sexy fulfillment does it. Hmmm.

Nah. I am spontaneously spaffing down my legs whilst asleep and filling up my socks. On the plus side, everyone is getting a novelty umbrella stand for Christmas

Ah so like one of those vinegar and bicarb volcanos. Overflowing

Hmmm more like a St Bernard, a persistent dribble of near limitless proportions "

I am quite fascinated by drool, its just so gloopy

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"I’m using socks as plant pots

trying to work out if this is a bad thing or not. Does sexual frustration drive a man to use his socks in such a way, or maybe dreamy sexy fulfillment does it. Hmmm.

Nah. I am spontaneously spaffing down my legs whilst asleep and filling up my socks. On the plus side, everyone is getting a novelty umbrella stand for Christmas

Ah so like one of those vinegar and bicarb volcanos. Overflowing

Hmmm more like a St Bernard, a persistent dribble of near limitless proportions

I am quite fascinated by drool, its just so gloopy"

Admin? Can I have a slowly shaking head emoji please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m using socks as plant pots

trying to work out if this is a bad thing or not. Does sexual frustration drive a man to use his socks in such a way, or maybe dreamy sexy fulfillment does it. Hmmm.

Nah. I am spontaneously spaffing down my legs whilst asleep and filling up my socks. On the plus side, everyone is getting a novelty umbrella stand for Christmas

Ah so like one of those vinegar and bicarb volcanos. Overflowing

Hmmm more like a St Bernard, a persistent dribble of near limitless proportions

I am quite fascinated by drool, its just so gloopy

Admin? Can I have a slowly shaking head emoji please? "

You'll shake it all over the cushions

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"I’m using socks as plant pots

trying to work out if this is a bad thing or not. Does sexual frustration drive a man to use his socks in such a way, or maybe dreamy sexy fulfillment does it. Hmmm.

Nah. I am spontaneously spaffing down my legs whilst asleep and filling up my socks. On the plus side, everyone is getting a novelty umbrella stand for Christmas

Ah so like one of those vinegar and bicarb volcanos. Overflowing

Hmmm more like a St Bernard, a persistent dribble of near limitless proportions

I am quite fascinated by drool, its just so gloopy

Admin? Can I have a slowly shaking head emoji please?

You'll shake it all over the cushions "

In your house they may be called cushions, in my house they are called cum sponges #whyismylifesosticky?

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By *hosewhomgonakedCouple
over a year ago

Scotland

Met some great new people this year, and made great friends too. So much better than last year for sure!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will be better in 2022 am sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m using socks as plant pots

trying to work out if this is a bad thing or not. Does sexual frustration drive a man to use his socks in such a way, or maybe dreamy sexy fulfillment does it. Hmmm.

Nah. I am spontaneously spaffing down my legs whilst asleep and filling up my socks. On the plus side, everyone is getting a novelty umbrella stand for Christmas

Ah so like one of those vinegar and bicarb volcanos. Overflowing

Hmmm more like a St Bernard, a persistent dribble of near limitless proportions

I am quite fascinated by drool, its just so gloopy

Admin? Can I have a slowly shaking head emoji please?

You'll shake it all over the cushions

In your house they may be called cushions, in my house they are called cum sponges #whyismylifesosticky? "

Do many of your guests hover.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Absent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Almost non existent !

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

.

Not a bad year so far, had lots of naughtiness, met some lovely people, finally met some friends and met up with old friends too.

As ever, I always want more!

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By *ustdaveHantsMan
over a year ago

chippenham

Been coming and going on and off.

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Drier than a cream cracker

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley


"Been coming and going on and off. "

Have to say that at my age, the prostate doesn't know if is coming or going!

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By *organ DeanWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

The last 6 months was better than the first 6 months.

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

DeF till December and seriously thinking tharmt fab and the whole lifestyle is a waste of time

I have better luck outside of it

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By *hagTonight OP   Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our sex life has greatly improved since Doughnut purchased some grey joggers!

Just been one on one until the last month or so, had my first mfm not that long ago which was rather lovely, cannot wait until 2022 and see what it brings!

Danish x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha practically non existent

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

What sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not good, partner totally went off sex last year, then we parted ways mid this year and not much luck on here, thank the gods for porn and my right hand.

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By *arried-BBW-LookingWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Since I joined this site it’s improved massively x

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By *umslaveTV/TS
over a year ago

Sheffield

Worse than ever and believe me that's saying something

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