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By *ighandhorny_69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Northampton

Anybody have any or recommend any

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By *arkSuitedBootedMan
over a year ago

Nottingham City Centre

Left hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can use my hand and/or mouth if you want to?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Fleshlights are pretty good

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

100% the Kinsey Hers. It is my favourite purchase ever (except my house). I got 2 from Wish, the second was just incase my original ever broke and I couldn't get one!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Step 1: buy an organic cucumber

Step 2: put on a relaxing music playlist

Step 3: grab a sharp knife and cut the tip off the cucumber

Step 4: gently carve out the middle of the cucumber

Step 5: warm the cucumber on a low heat for 45 seconds in the microwave

Step 6: grab the cucumber and put your dick inside

Step 7: close your eyes and imagine it is your crushes vagina hole

Optional: use hot sauce for a trip to A&E

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Step 1: buy an organic cucumber

Step 2: put on a relaxing music playlist

Step 3: grab a sharp knife and cut the tip off the cucumber

Step 4: gently carve out the middle of the cucumber

Step 5: warm the cucumber on a low heat for 45 seconds in the microwave

Step 6: grab the cucumber and put your dick inside

Step 7: close your eyes and imagine it is your crushes vagina hole

Optional: use hot sauce for a trip to A&E"

PMSL

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By *arkSuitedBootedMan
over a year ago

Nottingham City Centre


"100% the Kinsey Hers. It is my favourite purchase ever (except my house). I got 2 from Wish, the second was just incase my original ever broke and I couldn't get one!!!!!"

Looks like a fish mouth

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By *ighandhorny_69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Northampton

I’d rather leave the hot sauce out lol is that a tip from experience

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol

Baby oil.,cheap as chips lol

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
over a year ago

London


"Step 1: buy an organic cucumber

Step 2: put on a relaxing music playlist

Step 3: grab a sharp knife and cut the tip off the cucumber

Step 4: gently carve out the middle of the cucumber

Step 5: warm the cucumber on a low heat for 45 seconds in the microwave

Step 6: grab the cucumber and put your dick inside

Step 7: close your eyes and imagine it is your crushes vagina hole

Optional: use hot sauce for a trip to A&E"

I’m certainly not in any way bragging but there’s no way my cock would fit inside a hollowed out cucumber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Step 1: buy an organic cucumber

Step 2: put on a relaxing music playlist

Step 3: grab a sharp knife and cut the tip off the cucumber

Step 4: gently carve out the middle of the cucumber

Step 5: warm the cucumber on a low heat for 45 seconds in the microwave

Step 6: grab the cucumber and put your dick inside

Step 7: close your eyes and imagine it is your crushes vagina hole

Optional: use hot sauce for a trip to A&E

I’m certainly not in any way bragging but there’s no way my cock would fit inside a hollowed out cucumber "

You could cut a slit down the length of the cucumber so that you could open it up to be able to fit your big cock inside and then grip around it with your hand to create a snug fit. The cucumber wouldn’t be wrapped around the full girth of your cock but I’m sure it would still feel good.

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
over a year ago

London

Hmmm not so sure lol

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By *ex-seekerMan
over a year ago

N Staffs/S Cheshire border

Take a banana, remove carefully the fruit and eat it leaving the skin, wrap it round ya cock and it’s amazing

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
over a year ago

London


"Take a banana, remove carefully the fruit and eat it leaving the skin, wrap it round ya cock and it’s amazing"

None of these makes up for the warmth and wetness of a woman’s mouth or pussy and I’m pretty sure it doesn’t count toward one of you 5-a-day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fleshlight are so good especially with Alot of lube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take a banana, remove carefully the fruit and eat it leaving the skin, wrap it round ya cock and it’s amazing

None of these makes up for the warmth and wetness of a woman’s mouth or pussy and I’m pretty sure it doesn’t count toward one of you 5-a-day "

I always my 5-a-day, my dick starts to get a bit saw and my balls are pretty much empty by the fifth though.

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
over a year ago

London

Hahaha

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By *ighandhorny_69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Northampton

I was looking at the Tonga egg thing may give it a go as was thinking well if women have toys why can men

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Lovsense Max…Can be used solo or can be controlled by a downloadable app and Bluetooth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a sub I’ve been banned from wanking for weeks on end in the past when I’ve been owned so I’m just grateful whenever I am able to wank and have never felt the need to move on to using toys, my hand does a good job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

many of the Tenga products are very good, I'd say first try out the Tenga egg first they are cheap and each egg has a different texture to try out. Then you can move up to there other products like the Air tech or 3D Zen.

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By *akie32Man
over a year ago

winchester


"Step 1: buy an organic cucumber

Step 2: put on a relaxing music playlist

Step 3: grab a sharp knife and cut the tip off the cucumber

Step 4: gently carve out the middle of the cucumber

Step 5: warm the cucumber on a low heat for 45 seconds in the microwave

Step 6: grab the cucumber and put your dick inside

Step 7: close your eyes and imagine it is your crushes vagina hole

Optional: use hot sauce for a trip to A&E"

just tried the hot sauce thing when having fun with my gf, we arent talking now, please dont start couples counseling

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By *ighandhorny_69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Northampton

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By *ighandhorny_69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Northampton


"Lovsense Max…Can be used solo or can be controlled by a downloadable app and Bluetooth.

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Sounds fun I’ll look them up

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Lovsense Max…Can be used solo or can be controlled by a downloadable app and Bluetooth.

"

Apparently they can't deliver Max to the UK, but you can buy Max 2 instead which is twice the price. What a rip off

Is it worth it?

K

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Lovsense Max…Can be used solo or can be controlled by a downloadable app and Bluetooth.

Apparently they can't deliver Max to the UK, but you can buy Max 2 instead which is twice the price. What a rip off

Is it worth it?

K"

Max and Nora will react to each other which is a lot of fun.

Max 2 and Nora can be purchased together which make it a little cheaper but still pricey.

Is it worth it…yes & no.

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By *ighandhorny_69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Northampton

Well I went with the Tracy cox male masturbate toy and lube and wow

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By *tead88Man
over a year ago

nine elms

I got a fleshlight recently, and a penis pump. Recommend them both but, if it’s your thing, the best thing I ever got was a small anal vibrator. Unbelievable

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

The Tenga egg things are (theoretically) single use, which makes for an expensive wank.

I tried a few things, the lovehoney Ignite was favourite. Rechargeable, lots of options, enough buzz to be able to feel it, fun to use.

Faffy little bullets in cockrings etc just annoyed me, and the tiny cell batteries only last a few minutes.

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