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By *Lhead OP   Man
over a year ago

Chester

Is it me or do users have a completely distorted idea of "hung" is or what "athletic" actually looks like?

I just don't get it if your intention is to meet for a shag, what's the point in clearly lying about your physical attributes.

It's like getting excited for your Christmas present and unwrapping a lump of coal.

One thing I see again and again is what a man considers "hung",... in what world is a 4 inch parsnip considered "hung"?

Talk about time wasters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s you

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I guess there isn't written definitions. Do they say they're 4 inches?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waste your time how?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Waste your time how? "

He is bi curious.

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By *Lhead OP   Man
over a year ago

Chester


"Waste your time how? "

Profile blurb I'm hung athletic blah blah, no pic then chat chat chat, eventually send pic, beer belly small peanut between legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Waste your time how?

Profile blurb I'm hung athletic blah blah, no pic then chat chat chat, eventually send pic, beer belly small peanut between legs "

Good for wanking innit (((()))))

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Waste your time how?

Profile blurb I'm hung athletic blah blah, no pic then chat chat chat, eventually send pic, beer belly small peanut between legs "

It might save your time talking to those with pictures to avoid that ?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Is it me or do users have a completely distorted idea of "hung" is or what "athletic" actually looks like?

I just don't get it if your intention is to meet for a shag, what's the point in clearly lying about your physical attributes.

It's like getting excited for your Christmas present and unwrapping a lump of coal.

One thing I see again and again is what a man considers "hung",... in what world is a 4 inch parsnip considered "hung"?

Talk about time wasters. "

Wow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or just ask for pics before chatting?

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By *3nsesMan
over a year ago

Dublin

OP - have you ever turned around and refused one of those 4" parsnips when you've gotten to the point of seeing it in person?

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Best one I like is good sense of humour, OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t like parsnips

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I don’t like parsnips "

Sprouts?

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

I love parsnips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We’ve learned not to be judgemental. We once called someone out for having Dom in his name when he’s clearly wasn’t… Turned out his name was Dominic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We’ve learned not to be judgemental. We once called someone out for having Dom in his name when he’s clearly wasn’t… Turned out his name was Dominic "

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

I have noticed an inverse relationship between profile names and accuracy in describing themselves.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"We’ve learned not to be judgemental. We once called someone out for having Dom in his name when he’s clearly wasn’t… Turned out his name was Dominic "

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By *Lhead OP   Man
over a year ago

Chester


"OP - have you ever turned around and refused one of those 4" parsnips when you've gotten to the point of seeing it in person? "

Haha I have yes and I'm not a meany and quite polite in excusing myself on the couple of occasions I've been tricked.

I know you can't help the size of your dick but still... Its just naughty and pointless.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I love it when men especially lie about their height, pictures it's difficult to tell height.

Met many a man in a club or social that I without heels tower over, in heels I feel like a giant!

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By *akbearMan
over a year ago

Newbury

Athletic can mean so many things, Ive played rugby but in the front row, so my body is athletic, but not the ripped 6 pack version of athletic that you imagine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which bit of the sky remote do they need to measure up to to be hung? #askingforaparsnip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have noticed an inverse relationship between profile names and accuracy in describing themselves. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Which bit of the sky remote do they need to measure up to to be hung? #askingforaparsnip"

Oops #askingforfriend!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We’ve learned not to be judgemental. We once called someone out for having Dom in his name when he’s clearly wasn’t… Turned out his name was Dominic "
haha

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I believe in being very precise in my description where size is concerned.

As far as calling myself athletic that's subjective I know but I won't be calling myself average ever again.

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By *Lhead OP   Man
over a year ago

Chester


"Which bit of the sky remote do they need to measure up to to be hung? #askingforaparsnip"

All of it and more

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Coal is beautiful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I believe in being very precise in my description where size is concerned.

As far as calling myself athletic that's subjective I know but I won't be calling myself average ever again. "

Your profile is far from average. Just sayin.

Anyway..

People have different tastes, so there's nothing to gain by anyone lying (or exaggerating)but then nothing to gain by talking themselves down either.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I have noticed an inverse relationship between profile names and accuracy in describing themselves. "

Yeah, I'm not actually red. Such a fraud!

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

I always lie about how shit I am in bed when in actual fact I’m a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have noticed an inverse relationship between profile names and accuracy in describing themselves.

Yeah, I'm not actually red. Such a fraud! "

I'm not a doll. I'm not even plastic.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"I have noticed an inverse relationship between profile names and accuracy in describing themselves.

Yeah, I'm not actually red. Such a fraud! "

Certain parts of you can be at times!

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)


"I always lie about how shit I am in bed when in actual fact I’m a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus"

T Rex? Rubbish wankers!!!

Gbat

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I have noticed an inverse relationship between profile names and accuracy in describing themselves.

Yeah, I'm not actually red. Such a fraud!

I'm not a doll. I'm not even plastic. "

*gasps*

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