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By *yron69 OP Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Who or what might visit you Xmas Eve to warn you about your less than perfect ways?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Kelly Brook (fingers crossed!)

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By *yron69 OP Man
over a year ago

Fareham

"Kelly Brook (fingers crossed!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs Dean from primary school. She never did think I could cut it as a good Catholic girl, turns out she was right

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

Tom Hardy he can give me a spank and make me sit on the naughty step. Hope i get a cock slap on the naughty step

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

A wise old owl.

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By *ickJMan
over a year ago

Hemel Hempstead

Professor Alice Roberts please.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Urgh, the voices of my mother and ex telling me how shit of a human I am because I don't meet their unrealistic ideals of perfection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mrs Dean from primary school. She never did think I could cut it as a good Catholic girl, turns out she was right

When it comes to the end, it’s all about forgiveness, just ask for it and your fine… until then, enjoy!

I’m a saint so no visitors for me… unless mr Patel from the paper shop I worked at when I was a kid has found out I took a pack of rolo’s on an almost daily basis without paying…. In which case, I’ll just ask for forgiveness!

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

A long as its not a ghost accompanying a slightly more successful looking me, standing at the foot of my bed pointing and saying "THIS is what you become" while the other me weeps and begs to be able to change.

That would be a bit of a bummer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santa, I've slacked off on toy making this year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A future me. To tell I'm drinking in the last chance saloon, so I'd better shape up now!

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By *ud and BryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

"Professor Alice Roberts please."

Ooh yes us too, she's very nice.

(we'd also be happy with Lucy Worsley or Janina Ramirez)

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"Santa, I've slacked off on toy making this year."

You weren't supposed to test them on yourself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Santa, I've slacked off on toy making this year.

You weren't supposed to test them on yourself!

How else am I going to know they work? Duh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That would be me.

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