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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

I bought some things.

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

How was it? I’ve found the supermarkets surprisingly quiet the past few days

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I just got stuff of the interweb instead, didn’t have to get off my phone.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

You took aaaaaaages.

Did you get anything nice?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I just got stuff of the interweb instead, didn’t have to get off my phone."

JD Sports stuff keeps getting "lost in transit".

Not ordering from them again.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"How was it? I’ve found the supermarkets surprisingly quiet the past few days "

Very quiet! I'm a picker and they been trying to get us of the floor early as pos b 4 the rush! But it's no more busy than a normal sat! I was worried I wouldnt get some bargain pjs today when I finished but it was dead! £18 Disney xmas pjs for £4.59 a pair bargain! X

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"You took aaaaaaages.

Did you get anything nice?"

I got some vegan cheese - that's NOT nice.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I hope you got my Christmas present while you were there. No, don't tell me what it is, I enjoy the surprise!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"How was it? I’ve found the supermarkets surprisingly quiet the past few days

Very quiet! I'm a picker and they been trying to get us of the floor early as pos b 4 the rush! But it's no more busy than a normal sat! I was worried I wouldnt get some bargain pjs today when I finished but it was dead! £18 Disney xmas pjs for £4.59 a pair bargain! X"

A picker got in my way today ........ they won't be picking any more....... (puff ) that's me blowing on both barrels.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"I hope you got my Christmas present while you were there. No, don't tell me what it is, I enjoy the surprise!"

I did as it happens.

I got you a decent jumper.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

I take that back! Just read your jumper. I want one!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"I just got stuff of the interweb instead, didn’t have to get off my phone.

JD Sports stuff keeps getting "lost in transit".

Not ordering from them again. "

I got a parcel this morning in my porch.

No euphemism.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"How was it? I’ve found the supermarkets surprisingly quiet the past few days

Very quiet! I'm a picker and they been trying to get us of the floor early as pos b 4 the rush! But it's no more busy than a normal sat! I was worried I wouldnt get some bargain pjs today when I finished but it was dead! £18 Disney xmas pjs for £4.59 a pair bargain! X"

So that's why the good stuff is always gone by the time I get there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And you are back to tell the story.. what's the story then..

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"And you are back to tell the story.. what's the story then.. "

Well ......... c'mere. I don't want everyone to hear this.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I just got stuff of the interweb instead, didn’t have to get off my phone.

JD Sports stuff keeps getting "lost in transit".

Not ordering from them again.

I got a parcel this morning in my porch.

No euphemism. "

A big one? A family member has had £350 of JD Sports clothes get lost in transit, and no refund before Christmas.

Fuck JD Sports!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

I got a frozen vegan joint . Looks fookin' horrible.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"I just got stuff of the interweb instead, didn’t have to get off my phone.

JD Sports stuff keeps getting "lost in transit".

Not ordering from them again.

I got a parcel this morning in my porch.

No euphemism.

A big one? A family member has had £350 of JD Sports clothes get lost in transit, and no refund before Christmas.

Fuck JD Sports! "

Yes. Fuck them.

No it was a parcel with an orange sticker saying signed for ...... and I thought ... you lying fucking toerags. I signed nuttin'

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"I just got stuff of the interweb instead, didn’t have to get off my phone."

I like to see the stuff I will eat and I fucking well hate substitutions.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"How was it? I’ve found the supermarkets surprisingly quiet the past few days "

It was great. Place to myself - virtually.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I got a frozen vegan joint . Looks fookin' horrible."

Why did you buy it Granny?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I just got stuff of the interweb instead, didn’t have to get off my phone.

I like to see the stuff I will eat and I fucking well hate substitutions."

Someone I know had garlic as a substitute for biscuits on the older receipt, but the biscuits turned up.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"I just got stuff of the interweb instead, didn’t have to get off my phone.

JD Sports stuff keeps getting "lost in transit".

Not ordering from them again. "

Stick to Amazon and return it all for free after Christmas

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By *ategoodbyeMan
over a year ago

Hertfordshire


"I just got stuff of the interweb instead, didn’t have to get off my phone.

JD Sports stuff keeps getting "lost in transit".

Not ordering from them again.

I got a parcel this morning in my porch.

No euphemism. "

I received a parcel the other day, and they left it in our paper recycling box, which we never use. If they hadn’t left a note, I’d never have found it. In fact there were two parcels in there. The one I was expecting and one for a neighbour, dated August 2021(!)

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I got bored just reading this thread's title (but I am a man)

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I just got stuff of the interweb instead, didn’t have to get off my phone.

JD Sports stuff keeps getting "lost in transit".

Not ordering from them again.

I got a parcel this morning in my porch.

No euphemism.

A big one? A family member has had £350 of JD Sports clothes get lost in transit, and no refund before Christmas.

Fuck JD Sports!

Yes. Fuck them.

No it was a parcel with an orange sticker saying signed for ...... and I thought ... you lying fucking toerags. I signed nuttin' "

I had a card through my door saying no one was in.

I heard the card drop and went to the door to get it.

Fucking lying cunt didn't want to carry one very light parcel.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"I got a frozen vegan joint . Looks fookin' horrible.

Why did you buy it Granny? "

Fortnum and Mason I think .......

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I got bored just reading this thread's title (but I am a man) "

Go sit on a bench and watch football on your phone while the women shop.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

It’s quiet out there. Food shop will still be done at 3am on Thursday night, it’s blissful

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Oh no hang on .......... A......S......D.......... A .......

What's that spell?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

You went outside

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I got a frozen vegan joint . Looks fookin' horrible.

Why did you buy it Granny?

Fortnum and Mason I think ....... "

Why Gran, why?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I got a frozen vegan joint . Looks fookin' horrible.

Why did you buy it Granny?

Fortnum and Mason I think ....... "

Ah yes, those two evil cads can make you buy anything.

Hopefully looks are deceiving. Vegan joint doesn't sound promising though.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"I got bored just reading this thread's title (but I am a man) "

Prob why you're just sitting in the car park freezing your balls off while we drink coffee in the cafe

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Kettering


"I got bored just reading this thread's title (but I am a man)

Go sit on a bench and watch football on your phone while the women shop."

Bit chilly for that! Are there any pubs near the shops?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That will never catch on

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"I got a frozen vegan joint . Looks fookin' horrible.

Why did you buy it Granny?

Fortnum and Mason I think .......

Ah yes, those two evil cads can make you buy anything.

Hopefully looks are deceiving. Vegan joint doesn't sound promising though."

Meli ! I've gone WORD blind ......

Thought you said WHERE

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"I got a frozen vegan joint . Looks fookin' horrible.

Why did you buy it Granny?

Fortnum and Mason I think .......

Why Gran, why?"

Ta Reading Nana

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"I just got stuff of the interweb instead, didn’t have to get off my phone.

I like to see the stuff I will eat and I fucking well hate substitutions."

Oh food…. I thought you meant big TVs and plastic stuff. Yeah , anything I put in my mouth I insist on touching it first

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I got a frozen vegan joint . Looks fookin' horrible.

Why did you buy it Granny?

Fortnum and Mason I think .......

Ah yes, those two evil cads can make you buy anything.

Hopefully looks are deceiving. Vegan joint doesn't sound promising though.

Meli ! I've gone WORD blind ......

Thought you said WHERE"

I know dear, I know. F and M is enough of a reason to buy something though.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I got bored just reading this thread's title (but I am a man)

Go sit on a bench and watch football on your phone while the women shop.

Bit chilly for that! Are there any pubs near the shops? "

That have televisions so you can watch football?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I just dis my Xmas food shop too Crumpster.

Whilst waiting for the bus back from my booster jab I popped in Heron and got a loaf of bread, some utterly butterly, pot noodle, pack of 3 tins of beans and some brown sauce.

Done.

Truly spoiling myself this year.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"How was it? I’ve found the supermarkets surprisingly quiet the past few days

Very quiet! I'm a picker and they been trying to get us of the floor early as pos b 4 the rush! But it's no more busy than a normal sat! I was worried I wouldnt get some bargain pjs today when I finished but it was dead! £18 Disney xmas pjs for £4.59 a pair bargain! X

A picker got in my way today ........ they won't be picking any more....... (puff ) that's me blowing on both barrels."

Your not one of those annoying customers that stare at the shelf for a year and a day are u? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I bought some things. "

What did you buy OP , what things? Somethings? Nothing’s? Anything’s?

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"How was it? I’ve found the supermarkets surprisingly quiet the past few days

Very quiet! I'm a picker and they been trying to get us of the floor early as pos b 4 the rush! But it's no more busy than a normal sat! I was worried I wouldnt get some bargain pjs today when I finished but it was dead! £18 Disney xmas pjs for £4.59 a pair bargain! X

So that's why the good stuff is always gone by the time I get there."

Yes! They not marked down yet! Has to b some perks ! x

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"How was it? I’ve found the supermarkets surprisingly quiet the past few days

Very quiet! I'm a picker and they been trying to get us of the floor early as pos b 4 the rush! But it's no more busy than a normal sat! I was worried I wouldnt get some bargain pjs today when I finished but it was dead! £18 Disney xmas pjs for £4.59 a pair bargain! X

A picker got in my way today ........ they won't be picking any more....... (puff ) that's me blowing on both barrels.

Your not one of those annoying customers that stare at the shelf for a year and a day are u? x"

Christ Yes............

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"I bought some things.

What did you buy OP , what things? Somethings? Nothing’s? Anything’s?

"

Everything innit bro.......... I bought all the cheeses

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

I have to go for a bath now.

I'm going to wash my hair too ....

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I have to go for a bath now.

I'm going to wash my hair too ...."

Do you dunk in the bath water or use a showerhead?

I don't understand dunking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Milk, Porridge, Bananas and Blueberries.

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Kettering


"I got bored just reading this thread's title (but I am a man)

Go sit on a bench and watch football on your phone while the women shop.

Bit chilly for that! Are there any pubs near the shops?

That have televisions so you can watch football? "

If possible !

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"I have to go for a bath now.

I'm going to wash my hair too ....

Do you dunk in the bath water or use a showerhead?

I don't understand dunking "

I do both but not at the same time.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"I take that back! Just read your jumper. I want one!"

It's currently my favourite jumper but it's about an inch thick and makes me feel like I'm wearing a sauna.

Worth it.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"Oh no hang on .......... A......S......D.......... A .......

What's that spell?"

Associate Dairies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You took aaaaaaages.

Did you get anything nice?

I got some vegan cheese - that's NOT nice."

Oh i got the new Nurishh Plant Based Alternative to Camembert.. If you take the rind off it's pretty good! (the rind tastes soapy to me)

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"You took aaaaaaages.

Did you get anything nice?

I got some vegan cheese - that's NOT nice.

Oh i got the new Nurishh Plant Based Alternative to Camembert.. If you take the rind off it's pretty good! (the rind tastes soapy to me) "

Not found a good cheese replacement yet....... no nutrition, soap like texture , musty taste , no melting power..... burns well.

I'm getting used to it not after 5 years.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Think I'll look for that tomorrow when i'm out

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Oh no hang on .......... A......S......D.......... A .......

What's that spell?

Associate Dairies."

New learning! Fanks ! x

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I bought some things. "

Why

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Deliveries by Royal mail have been hit and miss. A 48hr delivery took nearly a full week for me. I found the supermarkets very busy yesterday, in fact too busy in one for me to stay and not just for safety, just don't like shopping in those conditions generally. Had a couple of grocery deliveries and had to complain about the condition of few items. Just the usual, expiry dates that are either today or tomorrow despite notes left for longer dates, poor quality of fruit that looked as if it had been left on the shelf for a month and two packs of what should have been sealed meat open so there was no way I would use, not to mention some strange substitutions and unavailable items. It always feels to me that the pickers in supermarkets try to flog the poor quality stuff to online or ckick and collect customers and pick items with the shortest expiry dates as if someone would eat all that stuff in one go on date of delivery or next. They don't seem to take any note of the notes left. The only positive thing is that they do refund if you can bother to call them and complain although sometimes I can't be bothered to be honest.

Oops, this did feel quite cathartic getting it of my chest so to speak

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"I just dis my Xmas food shop too Crumpster.

Whilst waiting for the bus back from my booster jab I popped in Heron and got a loaf of bread, some utterly butterly, pot noodle, pack of 3 tins of beans and some brown sauce.

Done.

Truly spoiling myself this year."

No Problem ........

Breakfast : Cinammon sprinkled beans on toast.

Dinner: Beans with bread stuffing on top ..... nice holly decoration.

Tea...... Bean crush with a crouton topper served on a ketchup swirl.

Supper.... FART on a stick.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Deliveries by Royal mail have been hit and miss. A 48hr delivery took nearly a full week for me. I found the supermarkets very busy yesterday, in fact too busy in one for me to stay and not just for safety, just don't like shopping in those conditions generally. Had a couple of grocery deliveries and had to complain about the condition of few items. Just the usual, expiry dates that are either today or tomorrow despite notes left for longer dates, poor quality of fruit that looked as if it had been left on the shelf for a month and two packs of what should have been sealed meat open so there was no way I would use, not to mention some strange substitutions and unavailable items. It always feels to me that the pickers in supermarkets try to flog the poor quality stuff to online or ckick and collect customers and pick items with the shortest expiry dates as if someone would eat all that stuff in one go on date of delivery or next. They don't seem to take any note of the notes left. The only positive thing is that they do refund if you can bother to call them and complain although sometimes I can't be bothered to be honest.

Oops, this did feel quite cathartic getting it of my chest so to speak "

Let it goooooooooo Let it goooooooooooo......

Well done xxx I feel you bruv innit.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"I bought some things.

Why"

Things needed to be bought Yas

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I bought some things.

Why

Things needed to be bought Yas"

Did you get what you needed xxx

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"I bought some things.

Why

Things needed to be bought Yas

Did you get what you needed xxx"

Yeah but not what I wanted......

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I had mine delivered to my door as struggle as I tried, I just couldn’t actuate my lazy arse to drive there

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I bought some things.

Why

Things needed to be bought Yas

Did you get what you needed xxx

Yeah but not what I wanted...... "

Xx

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

You're a very sloppy kisser.....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"I had mine delivered to my door as struggle as I tried, I just couldn’t actuate my lazy arse to drive there "

Why should you ? You just sit there and get corned beef legs to keep the delivery bloke in a job ......

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Deliveries by Royal mail have been hit and miss. A 48hr delivery took nearly a full week for me. I found the supermarkets very busy yesterday, in fact too busy in one for me to stay and not just for safety, just don't like shopping in those conditions generally. Had a couple of grocery deliveries and had to complain about the condition of few items. Just the usual, expiry dates that are either today or tomorrow despite notes left for longer dates, poor quality of fruit that looked as if it had been left on the shelf for a month and two packs of what should have been sealed meat open so there was no way I would use, not to mention some strange substitutions and unavailable items. It always feels to me that the pickers in supermarkets try to flog the poor quality stuff to online or ckick and collect customers and pick items with the shortest expiry dates as if someone would eat all that stuff in one go on date of delivery or next. They don't seem to take any note of the notes left. The only positive thing is that they do refund if you can bother to call them and complain although sometimes I can't be bothered to be honest.

Oops, this did feel quite cathartic getting it of my chest so to speak

Let it goooooooooo Let it goooooooooooo......

Well done xxx I feel you bruv innit."

Better out than in as they say, although I am sure there will be other views on that too.

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