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By *ittyandtheboy OP Couple
over a year ago

Back of the bins.

Tell us a useless fact, we’ll go first

Black and white cats are white cats with black bits!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giraffes have no voice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Giraffes have no voice. "

But they can dance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was originally four Colly birds, not four calling birds.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

The average penis size is somewhere between one and twelve inches.

LvM

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By *arkSuitedBootedMan
over a year ago

Nottingham City Centre

If you aren't in, you are out

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By *arkSuitedBootedMan
over a year ago

Nottingham City Centre

"The average penis size is somewhere between one and twelve inches.

LvM"

Correct answer is 6 inches

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol

"The average penis size is somewhere between one and twelve inches.

LvM

Correct answer is 6 inches

Ffs not again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bryan Adams Summer of 69 didn't make it into the UK top 4o.

Last Christmas by Wham! Used to hold the record for being the biggest selling UK #2, but it made #1 last year (haha I know) and it is now Moves like Hagver by Maroon 5.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you aren't in, you are out

Unless you're halfway in...

and halfway out

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

If one places one’s left index finger in one’s right nostril and hums a low octave ‘D’ note, one will achieve instantaneous, full spiritual enlightenment

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol

If i wouldnt of started walking i would still be there now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bryan Adams Summer of 69 didn't make it into the UK top 4o.

Last Christmas by Wham! Used to hold the record for being the biggest selling UK #2, but it made #1 last year (haha I know) and it is now Moves like Hagver by Maroon 5."

* Jesus don't know what happened there - Moves like Jagger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If one places one’s left index finger in one’s right nostril and hums a low octave ‘D’ note, one will achieve instantaneous, full spiritual enlightenment

All that from a bogey?

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By *akie32Man
over a year ago

winchester

the moon is infact made of cheese, wallice told me

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By *layfulserfMan
over a year ago

Northolt

Something I didn't know until yesterday, Goofy is a cow and not a dog... Who knew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was originally “ the yerly bird gets the worm” meaning the smart or clever bird. Over time the Y got lost in the laziness of speech and it became “early”.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"If one places one’s left index finger in one’s right nostril and hums a low octave ‘D’ note, one will achieve instantaneous, full spiritual enlightenment

All that from a bogey?"

I think it’s called, The Bogey Of Buddha technique (but I may be wrong….or fibbing)

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol

The second mouse gets the cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peace off paper can’t be folded more than 9 times

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

There are more grains of sand in the Sahara desert than anybody can be arsed to count.

*courtesy of the useless information department*

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

The longest orgasm in mammals is that of the domestic pig Sus scrofa domesticus. On average, its orgasm lasts 30 minutes, but it can last for as long as 90 minutes.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Joey doesn't share food

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"If one places one’s left index finger in one’s right nostril and hums a low octave ‘D’ note, one will achieve instantaneous, full spiritual enlightenment

It's actually quite relaxing doing that, but also chanting Hamunaptra.

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By *ayjay218Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

[Removed by poster at 20/12/21 23:16:23]

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By *ayjay218Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Pulling out a nose hair does not get easier or less eye watering with practice

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By *akie32Man
over a year ago

winchester

"Peace off paper can’t be folded more than 9 times"

thought it was 7, going to have to try now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wood doesnt only come from trees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Peace off paper can’t be folded more than 9 times

thought it was 7, going to have to try now"

It’s definitely 9

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

The distance between the clit and the anus is the same as the distance between the clit and the belly button.

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By *arkSuitedBootedMan
over a year ago

Nottingham City Centre

"Peace off paper can’t be folded more than 9 times

thought it was 7, going to have to try now

It’s definitely 9 "

You are both wrong, it's 8

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell us a useless fact, we’ll go first

Black and white cats are white cats with black bits! "

The sun is 93 million miles away from earth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Useless fact …. Dictionaries are a thing

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

A ducks penis is a corkscrew shape

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

Sharks have been on Earth longer than trees

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By *aughtiness69Couple
over a year ago

Kinmel bay

The human anus can stretch to 7 inches in circumference without taking damage!

A racoon can fit through a gap 3.5 inches in circumference!

You can take this fact and shove two racoons up you are safely.

Untill next time folks.

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

"The human anus can stretch to 7 inches in circumference without taking damage!

A racoon can fit through a gap 3.5 inches in circumference!

You can take this fact and shove two racoons up you are safely.

Untill next time folks. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The average penis size is somewhere between one and twelve inches.

LvM

Correct answer is 6 inches

Correct answer is 5 1/2

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

"The average penis size is somewhere between one and twelve inches.

LvM

Correct answer is 6 inches

Correct answer is 5 1/2"

Surely the average isn’t that thick…

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Ever feel that someone is staring at you and likely mentally undressing you?

Well, it has a technical name: Gymnophoria.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Old spice brand was originally made for women

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

My uncle was called John

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Killer whales aren't part of the whale family, they are actually part of the dolphin family.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Newcastle United are getting relegated

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

"Newcastle United are getting relegated

I started reading what you put then got distracted by your profile picture .

Fact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The reason our fingers and toes go wrinkly in water is to give us more grip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The correct cooking temperature of a rabbit is 77.1 degrees, boiling isn’t recommended.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time runs slower at your feet than it does at your head.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Newcastle United are getting relegated

Nothing new their then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your nose runs and you feet smell

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

An elephant has 40,000 muscles in its trunk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Something I didn't know until yesterday, Goofy is a cow and not a dog... Who knew"

Goofy is an anthropomorphic dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Peace off paper can’t be folded more than 9 times

thought it was 7, going to have to try now

It’s definitely 9

You are both wrong, it's 8

Nope it’s 7

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By *otPrinceHarryMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Tigers have striped skin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Newcastle United are getting relegated

Nothing new their then

We’ll be back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you flick something your finger is going on average between 15-20mph.

Sneezes can travel up to 100mph... think the 2m social distancing needs reassessed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's not much white dog poo around anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's not much white dog poo around anymore

I realised this the other day. Strange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fast escapes at approximately 7mph

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's not much white dog poo around anymore

I realised this the other day. Strange "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not just the fur on tigers that's striped the skin is too

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By *iss KissWoman
over a year ago

near Coventry

China owns all the pandas in the world. Except 2 pandas in Mexico somewhere. The ones in zoos are rented from China at a cost of up to millions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's not much white dog poo around anymore

Do you know why it’s white?

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By *enithWoman
over a year ago

closer than you think

"There's not much white dog poo around anymore

Do you know why it’s white? "

in the 70’s, dog poop was white and quick to dry out and crumble. White dog poop in the 70’s was very quick to disappear. The cause was commercial dog food that was rich in beef and bone meal which had a high calcium content. When calcium requirements were changed, the color, consistency and smell of dog waste was forever changed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's not much white dog poo around anymore

Do you know why it’s white?

Had nothing to do with “commercial” dog food. The reason it was white is because dogs that are fed a BARF diet (Bones And Raw Food) The poop from a raw food diet is usually small, firm and light that is easily passed by the dog. This poop also dried up, turns white and blows away in a day or so if you forget to pick up.

Commercial dog food produces a heavier waste product and because it’s heavily loaded with fillers (cereal etc) the dogs digestive system cannot digest it, which also causes the smell. There are a lot of companies that are now making grain free food, but it will never match that of a raw diet.

I didn’t ask the question because I didn’t know, I asked because I wanted to know if they knew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

superfetation.

A women can become pregnant, while already pregnant. Either by the same partner or a different partner. Rare but true.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

In the first few Star Wars films, CP3O has one lower leg which is silver.

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By *tam3Man
over a year ago

Bromley

Mind blown

Really???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the first few Star Wars films, CP3O has one lower leg which is silver."

This was fixed later on and then had a red arm….. guess he was a robot of many colours

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By *abfun71Woman
over a year ago

here

A polar bear’s skin is black and it’s fur is clear

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By *tam3Man
over a year ago

Bromley

Hyenas have an enormous clitoris

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

The majority of people have more than the average number of legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dogs can’t look up……

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By *enithWoman
over a year ago

closer than you think

"There's not much white dog poo around anymore

Do you know why it’s white?

I didn’t ask the question because I didn’t know, I asked because I wanted to know if they knew

Oops slap my wrist!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paint starts its drying process while you are watching it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dogs can’t look up……"

What makes you say that?

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By *hunderace...Man
over a year ago

Dudley

John Wayne's last film was The Shootist (1976), however his true final acting role was playing Garindan in Star Wars (1977) for which he was uncredited for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The figure that comes up on the till in the opening credits of the Simpsons when Maggie gets scanned at the checkout is the current estimated price of raising a child in the USA which is why the sum of money changes every season. To match inflation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sunday fun fact,

Theres 38 tiktaks in a box of tiktaks

FACTS

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By *hunderace...Man
over a year ago

Dudley

The band Thin Lizzy was named after a robotic comic strip character out of The Dandy who's name was actually Tin Lizzie. When the name was 1st suggested by original lead guitarist Eric Bell the rest of the Dublin based band thought it a good idea if they changed the word Tin for Thin then only Irish fans would be actually calling the band by their true name as their accent would naturally drop the letter "h". Thin said in their Irish accent sounds like Tin.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Cookie monster's name is Sid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eating too much rabbit can kill you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Postman Pat's full name is Pat Clifton.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dogs can’t look up……

What makes you say that?"

Sean of the dead. I know it’s not a fact.

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By *rs-Naughty_Mr-CuddlesCouple
over a year ago

Nr coleford

Polar bears are left handed

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By *wilightTeaseCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Marvel’s Wonder Woman is actually all about kinks & bondage, but was written in a time this could get you arrested so had to throw in some villains to make it less obvious. Haha

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By *orkcouple81Couple
over a year ago

west

No number from 1 to 999 includes the letter "a" in its word form.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sunsets on Mars appear blue.

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