FabSwingers.com forum: Can someone please just find me...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A girlfriend, and ship her to priority mail please and thank you

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Where is priority mail, as Google Earth is stumped.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What courier service would you like me to use? Lol

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I'm sure you'd get lots of offers or you. could borrow someone else's for a while.

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By *arkSuitedBootedMan
over a year ago

Nottingham City Centre

"What courier service would you like me to use? Lol

Don't use Hermes, they will probably auction his gf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, bless you. Hope you meet somebody wonderful. You look great, and very young yet, so there is every chance! Good luck.

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By *ittyandtheboyCouple
over a year ago

Back of the bins.

"What courier service would you like me to use? Lol

Don't use Hermes, they will probably auction his gf

Or throw her over a hedge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What courier service would you like me to use? Lol

Not Hermes. We’d probably enjoy her first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hermes will leave her crumpled and thrown in a bush.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What courier service would you like me to use? Lol

Don't use Hermes, they will probably auction his gf

I second that, anything but Hermes

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Check inside your blue bin?!

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

OP, you might be onto a business idea.

"Dial a girlfriend".

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Hermes will leave her crumpled and thrown in a bush."

Too efficient for Hermes, they'd leave her half way in the general direction of the bush.

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

"OP, you might be onto a business idea.

"Dial a girlfriend".

I'm sure it already exists..

.lol

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By *arkSuitedBootedMan
over a year ago

Nottingham City Centre

"OP, you might be onto a business idea.

"Dial a girlfriend".

I'm sure it already exists..

.lol"

Where where

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

How do you feel about inflatable options?

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just do post office guaranteed next day and insured as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How do you feel about inflatable options?

LvM"

I think I would prefer the body pillow ones over inflatable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww, my Hermes guy is so unbelievably lovely.

I forgave him even when he left my Ralph Lauren jumper on the doorstep. I nearly died when I saw the photo at work!

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"How do you feel about inflatable options?

LvM

I think I would prefer the body pillow ones over inflatable

Hentai waifu body pillow on its way to you now.

LvM

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"What courier service would you like me to use? Lol

Don't use Hermes, they will probably auction his gf

Or throw her over the neighbours back gate.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Makes you wonder how they're still in business

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Makes you wonder how they're still in business

the need for cheap deliveries, economics x

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By *enuine MikeMan
over a year ago

Guildford

"Oh, bless you. Hope you meet somebody wonderful. You look great, and very young yet, so there is every chance! Good luck."

Haha, that's what they use to say to me 20 years ago.

Im now 45 and still no lady in my life

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

"This Christmas, many guys are single, no feeling of a warm minge by the fire.

But you can help change that, by pledging £2 a month, you can help a single guy buy a fleshlight & let him experience a fanny without pain.

Please give generously this christmas"

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

""This Christmas, many guys are single, no feeling of a warm minge by the fire.

But you can help change that, by pledging £2 a month, you can help a single guy buy a fleshlight & let him experience a fanny without pain.

Please give generously this christmas"

. "

nearly made me laugh, not quite though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""This Christmas, many guys are single, no feeling of a warm minge by the fire.

But you can help change that, by pledging £2 a month, you can help a single guy buy a fleshlight & let him experience a fanny without pain.

Please give generously this christmas"

. "

I already have one of those but it doesn't cook or take me to movies

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

""This Christmas, many guys are single, no feeling of a warm minge by the fire.

But you can help change that, by pledging £2 a month, you can help a single guy buy a fleshlight & let him experience a fanny without pain.

Please give generously this christmas"

I already have one of those but it doesn't cook or take me to movies

I can send you food and cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""This Christmas, many guys are single, no feeling of a warm minge by the fire.

But you can help change that, by pledging £2 a month, you can help a single guy buy a fleshlight & let him experience a fanny without pain.

Please give generously this christmas"

I already have one of those but it doesn't cook or take me to movies

I can send you food and cake

No cake, my belly hasn't earned it for the past 2 years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What courier service would you like me to use? Lol

DP(D)

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

"What courier service would you like me to use? Lol

Don't use Hermes, they will probably auction his gf

I second that, anything but Hermes

Meanwhile, Yodel will deliver her somewhere on the other side of town.

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By *uby StarCouple
over a year ago

Durham

There seems to be so many people searching for someone special to have in their lives. I sincerely hope you find someone OP, and to anyone else who is searching.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

""This Christmas, many guys are single, no feeling of a warm minge by the fire.

But you can help change that, by pledging £2 a month, you can help a single guy buy a fleshlight & let him experience a fanny without pain.

Please give generously this christmas"

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By *igJFromSAMan
over a year ago

Woking

I'm lead to believe that there are many businesses that offer this service based in Eastern Europe and Thailand, not sure about their shipping times, especially this time of year. Hope that helps.

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By *arkSuitedBootedMan
over a year ago

Nottingham City Centre

"Makes you wonder how they're still in business

They are cheap mate

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Don’t do this at any cost!!! I ordered a beautiful Russian mail order wife - I wasn’t in when they cane and now she’s married to my neighbour instead!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t do this at any cost!!! I ordered a beautiful Russian mail order wife - I wasn’t in when they cane and now she’s married to my neighbour instead!!

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By *abble-onMan
over a year ago

Lewes

"A girlfriend, and ship her to priority mail please and thank you

Been feeling this for a while too

difficult with my current job though

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By *ecretlivesCouple
over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

"Don’t do this at any cost!!! I ordered a beautiful Russian mail order wife - I wasn’t in when they cane and now she’s married to my neighbour instead!!

Its when you only get part 1 of 2 it gets really annoying. Walking around neighbours and you KNOW one of them has got it. Then trying to get the matching part on flea bay. Nightmare!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

P.S. I'm still waiting, not even a tracking number so I can stalk the delivery process

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What courier service would you like me to use? Lol

Don't use Hermes, they will probably auction his gf

Or throw her over the neighbours back gate."
no no no she's to good for that we only chuck the shite stuff over the hedge the good stuff we take home hehe and don't believe them when then say package will be wrapped discreetly we no what's in everything enjoy Christmas ladies

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

""This Christmas, many guys are single, no feeling of a warm minge by the fire.

But you can help change that, by pledging £2 a month, you can help a single guy buy a fleshlight & let him experience a fanny without pain.

Please give generously this christmas"

I already have one of those but it doesn't cook or take me to movies

I can send you food and cake

No cake, my belly hasn't earned it for the past 2 years

you have a fantastic phsyic

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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""This Christmas, many guys are single, no feeling of a warm minge by the fire.

But you can help change that, by pledging £2 a month, you can help a single guy buy a fleshlight & let him experience a fanny without pain.

Please give generously this christmas"

I already have one of those but it doesn't cook or take me to movies

I can send you food and cake

No cake, my belly hasn't earned it for the past 2 years

you have a fantastic phsyic

I agree, too fit!

though does this mean no snacks at the movies?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

""This Christmas, many guys are single, no feeling of a warm minge by the fire.

But you can help change that, by pledging £2 a month, you can help a single guy buy a fleshlight & let him experience a fanny without pain.

Please give generously this christmas"

I already have one of those but it doesn't cook or take me to movies

I can send you food and cake

No cake, my belly hasn't earned it for the past 2 years

you have a fantastic phsyic

I agree, too fit!

though does this mean no snacks at the movies?

thinks its just you snacking

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By *0deedeeWoman
over a year ago

Newtownards

damn,I was in Liverpool last week too

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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""This Christmas, many guys are single, no feeling of a warm minge by the fire.

But you can help change that, by pledging £2 a month, you can help a single guy buy a fleshlight & let him experience a fanny without pain.

Please give generously this christmas"

I already have one of those but it doesn't cook or take me to movies

I can send you food and cake

No cake, my belly hasn't earned it for the past 2 years

you have a fantastic phsyic

I agree, too fit!

though does this mean no snacks at the movies?

thinks its just you snacking

Actually I'm okay with this

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By *akie32Man
over a year ago

winchester

find your own, we all had to

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

""This Christmas, many guys are single, no feeling of a warm minge by the fire.

But you can help change that, by pledging £2 a month, you can help a single guy buy a fleshlight & let him experience a fanny without pain.

Please give generously this christmas"

I already have one of those but it doesn't cook or take me to movies

I can send you food and cake

No cake, my belly hasn't earned it for the past 2 years

you have a fantastic phsyic

I agree, too fit!

though does this mean no snacks at the movies?

thinks its just you snacking

Actually I'm okay with this

I can think of something I'd nibble on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you not have a girlfriend?

You're funny and very handsome!

I know you'll find the perfect woman eventually. There's nothing wrong with you except the fact your dick is too big.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"How do you not have a girlfriend?

You're funny and very handsome!

I know you'll find the perfect woman eventually. There's nothing wrong with you except the fact your dick is too big."

He's very shy, I scared him selling raffle tickets. I don't normally scare ppl BTW.

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

So… 24 hours later, has OP taken the plunge & found a girlfriend yet?

Or we arranging the Delivery of a body pillow?

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