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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have sooooo much I need to do and I am majorly struggling to get motivated. It's so much easier just wasting time on here!

So please, don't talk to me, don't post anything funny or interesting and definitely don't show me any hot pictures!

I'm too weak to resist so I'm relying on you all to behave for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GET ON WITH IT!!

Did that help?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have sooooo much I need to do and I am majorly struggling to get motivated. It's so much easier just wasting time on here!

So please, don't talk to me, don't post anything funny or interesting and definitely don't show me any hot pictures!

I'm too weak to resist so I'm relying on you all to behave for me "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"GET ON WITH IT!!

Did that help?"

Nope, now I'm just checking out your pictures. Ffs

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Me too. I’m doing it at 2pm. Let’s sync our watches and bugger off from here together

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

Tell me about it. We're drinking coffee and eating pastries surrounded by chaos

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

OP, go and do just one thing from your list.

Come back and let us know about your achievement and then you can go and do another

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me too. I’m doing it at 2pm. Let’s sync our watches and bugger off from here together "

Hmm that could work!

New request - don't anyone interact with me or Rex after 2pm!

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By *ocopops1962Man
over a year ago

Glasgow / Lindon

Maybe start with putting those lovely boobs back into your bra lol , you’ll get nothing done with them out ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m gonna do the helicopter.

If that don’t frighten you into action, nowt will.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

You want me to give you a foot rub and a shoulder massage so that you can be all relaxed and ready to get on with your jobs...?

I promise not to move onto your boobs and bum.

PS I had my fingers crossed.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Maybe start with putting those lovely boobs back into your bra lol , you’ll get nothing done with them out ????"

Ignore this fool and leave them out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have sooooo much I need to do and I am majorly struggling to get motivated. It's so much easier just wasting time on here!

So please, don't talk to me, don't post anything funny or interesting and definitely don't show me any hot pictures!

I'm too weak to resist so I'm relying on you all to behave for me "

Go go you know you want too…. I’m sat here nursing bronchitis and asthma. Couldn’t do anything even if I wanted too…..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You want me to give you a foot rub and a shoulder massage so that you can be all relaxed and ready to get on with your jobs...?

I promise not to move onto your boobs and bum.

PS I had my fingers crossed.

"

This is exactly the kind of distracting offer I need to not get just now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have sooooo much I need to do and I am majorly struggling to get motivated. It's so much easier just wasting time on here!

So please, don't talk to me, don't post anything funny or interesting and definitely don't show me any hot pictures!

I'm too weak to resist so I'm relying on you all to behave for me "

Stunning profile pictures OP, sorry thus won't help you get any work done but just had to comment xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have sooooo much I need to do and I am majorly struggling to get motivated. It's so much easier just wasting time on here!

So please, don't talk to me, don't post anything funny or interesting and definitely don't show me any hot pictures!

I'm too weak to resist so I'm relying on you all to behave for me

Go go you know you want too…. I’m sat here nursing bronchitis and asthma. Couldn’t do anything even if I wanted too…..

"

Aw that's rubbish, hope you feel better soon x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t get myself motivated to do it so I can’t offer much help and I can only distract you further

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have sooooo much I need to do and I am majorly struggling to get motivated. It's so much easier just wasting time on here!

So please, don't talk to me, don't post anything funny or interesting and definitely don't show me any hot pictures!

I'm too weak to resist so I'm relying on you all to behave for me

Go go you know you want too…. I’m sat here nursing bronchitis and asthma. Couldn’t do anything even if I wanted too…..

Aw that's rubbish, hope you feel better soon x"

Christmas will be here quicker than that, supposed to be going to fam in England but that’s being threatened now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have 23 minutes left...

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Get up and I'll jizz on one of your pictures for you/ else I'll jizz on one of your pictures*

LvM

*delete as appropriate to create motivation to get out of bed

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Stay here and have some cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get up and I'll jizz on one of your pictures for you/ else I'll jizz on one of your pictures*

LvM

*delete as appropriate to create motivation to get out of bed "

That's fine, as long as you're doing it in your house. I don't need any more cleaning to do in mine!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Stay here and have some cake "

Emily! Such a bad influence

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By *uminmyhole69Man
over a year ago

Ealing

Obviously it's never a waste of time being on here

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"You want me to give you a foot rub and a shoulder massage so that you can be all relaxed and ready to get on with your jobs...?

I promise not to move onto your boobs and bum.

PS I had my fingers crossed.

This is exactly the kind of distracting offer I need to not get just now! "

Just seen your new pics too. Oh lord! I'm getting the baby oil out for you too.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"OP, go and do just one thing from your list.

Come back and let us know about your achievement and then you can go and do another "

That's how I get things done on a daily basis. I do each task in matter of important.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You want me to give you a foot rub and a shoulder massage so that you can be all relaxed and ready to get on with your jobs...?

I promise not to move onto your boobs and bum.

PS I had my fingers crossed.

This is exactly the kind of distracting offer I need to not get just now!

Just seen your new pics too. Oh lord! I'm getting the baby oil out for you too. "

I think I'm allergic to baby oil. Just putting that out there in case anyone ever needs to know grab some coconut oil though and we're good

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP, go and do just one thing from your list.

Come back and let us know about your achievement and then you can go and do another

That's how I get things done on a daily basis. I do each task in matter of important. "

Urgh, they're all important and there's just so many of them ! Help!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’ll do a Peloton style motivation: ‘You’ve got this!’

Did it help?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"OP, go and do just one thing from your list.

Come back and let us know about your achievement and then you can go and do another

That's how I get things done on a daily basis. I do each task in matter of important. "

Me too, and this actually works

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP, go and do just one thing from your list.

Come back and let us know about your achievement and then you can go and do another

That's how I get things done on a daily basis. I do each task in matter of important.

Me too, and this actually works "

I'm hoping I'll be back with a big list of achievements later...but it's not looking promising

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

Separate out your list of jobs, tell yourself that if you do one, then you get another 15 minutes on here then you have to go do another, then 15 minutes and go do another.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And now I'm at Sinderella's party .

6 minutes...

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

The engines running and I leave in 3minutes Lana. If you’re not on time I’ll go without you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The engines running and I leave in 3minutes Lana. If you’re not on time I’ll go without you "

Just putting my bra on

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"The engines running and I leave in 3minutes Lana. If you’re not on time I’ll go without you

Just putting my bra on "

Don’t bother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If hubby farts he will clear the whole forum, would you like him to drop one, he stinks like a sewer lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If hubby farts he will clear the whole forum, would you like him to drop one, he stinks like a sewer lol"

Nice timing, I was just on my way out the door!

Bye everyone .

Love, Cinders

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Right I’m off. Lana is trying to climb through the passenger window as I type. See you later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have sooooo much I need to do and I am majorly struggling to get motivated. It's so much easier just wasting time on here!

So please, don't talk to me, don't post anything funny or interesting and definitely don't show me any hot pictures!

I'm too weak to resist so I'm relying on you all to behave for me "

Lol I'm feeling naughty enough right now to send you some hot pics lol xx

I'm just in a naughty mood today

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"You want me to give you a foot rub and a shoulder massage so that you can be all relaxed and ready to get on with your jobs...?

I promise not to move onto your boobs and bum.

PS I had my fingers crossed.

This is exactly the kind of distracting offer I need to not get just now!

Just seen your new pics too. Oh lord! I'm getting the baby oil out for you too.

I think I'm allergic to baby oil. Just putting that out there in case anyone ever needs to know grab some coconut oil though and we're good "

Noted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"GET ON WITH IT!!

Did that help?

Nope, now I'm just checking out your pictures. Ffs"

Oops haha, sorry

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I have sooooo much I need to do and I am majorly struggling to get motivated. It's so much easier just wasting time on here!

So please, don't talk to me, don't post anything funny or interesting and definitely don't show me any hot pictures!

I'm too weak to resist so I'm relying on you all to behave for me "

If you don't bugger off I'll send you a naked pic of me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Did some stuff, go me just having a SHORT coffee break...

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Behave? While you're around? You must be joking!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Behave? While you're around? You must be joking! "

I'm a good girl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww and hear I was going to offer you a nice maid to do everything for you while you sit with your feet up and then a lovely back massage afterwards

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"Did some stuff, go me just having a SHORT coffee break..."

Hey hey, watch where that's hands going. You ain't got time for that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did some stuff, go me just having a SHORT coffee break...

Hey hey, watch where that's hands going. You ain't got time for that. "

There's always time for that! Plus Natalie's going to do all my chores for me now anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP, go and do just one thing from your list.

Come back and let us know about your achievement and then you can go and do another

That's how I get things done on a daily basis. I do each task in matter of important.

Urgh, they're all important and there's just so many of them ! Help!"

Get a cleaner, so worth it!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"Did some stuff, go me just having a SHORT coffee break...

Hey hey, watch where that's hands going. You ain't got time for that.

There's always time for that! Plus Natalie's going to do all my chores for me now anyway "

Natalie,

Chore number 1. Video it.

Chore number 2. Send it to me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP, go and do just one thing from your list.

Come back and let us know about your achievement and then you can go and do another

That's how I get things done on a daily basis. I do each task in matter of important.

Urgh, they're all important and there's just so many of them ! Help!

Get a cleaner, so worth it! "

I need a general handy person - I'm moving rooms, building furniture etc. And a PA to deal with all the gift arrangements/wrapping. And someone to go do my shopping then thread my eyebrows and do my nails.

I might hold a recruitment fair

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have actually achieved lots today, but I've also been on here every 2mins ha! Sorry for all the thread spamming but you guys are keeping me entertained while I work through a litany of boring jobs!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"I have actually achieved lots today, but I've also been on here every 2mins ha! Sorry for all the thread spamming but you guys are keeping me entertained while I work through a litany of boring jobs!"

Always good to maintain a fab/life balance.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have actually achieved lots today, but I've also been on here every 2mins ha! Sorry for all the thread spamming but you guys are keeping me entertained while I work through a litany of boring jobs!

Always good to maintain a fab/life balance. "

Expect to see me around a lot the next couple of weeks. I am on holiday and plan to spend as much of it as possible at home and in jammies, contributing nonsense on here. No luck folks !

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"I have actually achieved lots today, but I've also been on here every 2mins ha! Sorry for all the thread spamming but you guys are keeping me entertained while I work through a litany of boring jobs!

Always good to maintain a fab/life balance.

Expect to see me around a lot the next couple of weeks. I am on holiday and plan to spend as much of it as possible at home and in jammies, contributing nonsense on here. No luck folks !"

Hearing I'll be seeing more of that profile pic pleases me.

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