FabSwingers.com forum: Large wall windows curiosity

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Okay, so I was looking for flats in London and one flat had these two huge large window walls that would give right onto a main road with cars passing by (on the ground floor), and people walking on the pavement etc - I know not IDEAL but it’s a super nice flat and new.

Now, I was just having this convo with some friends and was wondering, out of pure curiosity.

If I happen to wake up every morning, getting my cereals … could I do it with my boobs out? Would it be public indecency because it’s so exposed to the outside world?

I’m not saying that I would, but could I? Imagine.. Waving hello to the motorists eating cereals and my tits out

Like I know the answer would be to have curtains but I don’t want to live 24/7 with curtains drawn or if I don’t have curtains, then it becomes a problem because I can’t fully relax

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

I wouldn’t care less, it’s your boobs, your home! I’ve it has big windows the natural light beaming in would make you look like the goddess of cereal eating!

Bugger it, smile and wave! Xx

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

"I wouldn’t care less, it’s your boobs, your home! I’ve it has big windows the natural light beaming in would make you look like the goddess of cereal eating!

Bugger it, smile and wave! Xx"

*if it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a patterned vinal over my front windows. I don't like curtains and we are quite close to he pavement. It stops the goldfish bowl feeling when people walk past.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wouldn’t care less, it’s your boobs, your home! I’ve it has big windows the natural light beaming in would make you look like the goddess of cereal eating!

Bugger it, smile and wave! Xx"

I definitely wanna be able to look like the goddess of cereal eating with my boobs out!

Like that’s a fact!

If I end up picking that flat, I’ll monitor the situation on potential car crashes

IM KIDDINNNN

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got a patterned vinal over my front windows. I don't like curtains and we are quite close to he pavement. It stops the goldfish bowl feeling when people walk past. "

Ohh, so does that work ? I’ve heard there’s some anti glare (or something) things that you can put so it doesn’t give that goldfish bowl feeling.

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

"I wouldn’t care less, it’s your boobs, your home! I’ve it has big windows the natural light beaming in would make you look like the goddess of cereal eating!

Bugger it, smile and wave! Xx

I definitely wanna be able to look like the goddess of cereal eating with my boobs out!

Like that’s a fact!

If I end up picking that flat, I’ll monitor the situation on potential car crashes

IM KIDDINNNN"

I’ll come eat cereal with you! 4 boobs are better than 2

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wouldn’t care less, it’s your boobs, your home! I’ve it has big windows the natural light beaming in would make you look like the goddess of cereal eating!

Bugger it, smile and wave! Xx

I definitely wanna be able to look like the goddess of cereal eating with my boobs out!

Like that’s a fact!

If I end up picking that flat, I’ll monitor the situation on potential car crashes

IM KIDDINNNN

I’ll come eat cereal with you! 4 boobs are better than 2

Omg YES, let’s do it!!! Might have to put a donation sign on the window via PayPal or something ….

There might be a business in this

!!!

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

"Okay, so I was looking for flats in London and one flat had these two huge large window walls that would give right onto a main road with cars passing by (on the ground floor), and people walking on the pavement etc - I know not IDEAL but it’s a super nice flat and new.

Now, I was just having this convo with some friends and was wondering, out of pure curiosity.

If I happen to wake up every morning, getting my cereals … could I do it with my boobs out? Would it be public indecency because it’s so exposed to the outside world?

I’m not saying that I would, but could I? Imagine.. Waving hello to the motorists eating cereals and my tits out

Like I know the answer would be to have curtains but I don’t want to live 24/7 with curtains drawn or if I don’t have curtains, then it becomes a problem because I can’t fully relax

It wouldn't be classed as public indecency...it's your home, regardless if there are no curtains, people shouldn't look through people's windows. You have the right to privacy and people should know better...there's absolutely no law that would force you to cover up or have curtains...these are all choices in someone's home, not necessities

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a patterned vinal over my front windows. I don't like curtains and we are quite close to he pavement. It stops the goldfish bowl feeling when people walk past.

Ohh, so does that work ? I’ve heard there’s some anti glare (or something) things that you can put so it doesn’t give that goldfish bowl feeling.

Yeah it works. You can't see in the windows. We also can't see out very well but I've only got it on the bottom ones so I can see who's at the front door. I much prefer it as it doesn't stop the light, still gives us our privacy and means I don't have to have curtains or nets of any kind. I would maybe consider blinds in the future but it's a large bay window.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

The Sun says

“Under UK law its not illegal to answer the door to your home in your underwear or walk around the house in the buff.

This means even if you're visible through an unshuttered window you aren't technically breaking the law because this shouldn't be a cause for alarm.

However, if the nudity becomes a regularity and if your neighbours complain to the cops enough the authorities might take action against you.”

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

It would entirely depend on which cereals you chose. Sugar Puffs would really offend public decency...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have window film on the lower half of my windows. You can get a film which is one way mirror effect, you can see out but they can't see in unless it's dark and you have the lights on, which you would probably have the curtains drawn then. Might cost a pretty penny to install if you don't do it yourself but worth it imo. I did my own because I have small Windows, it is a faff, you've gotta follow the instructions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LOVE property viewing. Wish I were there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The Sun says

“Under UK law its not illegal to answer the door to your home in your underwear or walk around the house in the buff.

This means even if you're visible through an unshuttered window you aren't technically breaking the law because this shouldn't be a cause for alarm.

However, if the nudity becomes a regularity and if your neighbours complain to the cops enough the authorities might take action against you.”"

Ooh interesting, makes total sense!

Im going to let them roam free , as to speak

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It would entirely depend on which cereals you chose. Sugar Puffs would really offend public decency...

Im all about country crisps strawbs version with lots of blueberries and banana

Mmmm!! Like heaven…

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"It would entirely depend on which cereals you chose. Sugar Puffs would really offend public decency...

Im all about country crisps strawbs version with lots of blueberries and banana

Mmmm!! Like heaven…

Then go right ahead

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

"I wouldn’t care less, it’s your boobs, your home! I’ve it has big windows the natural light beaming in would make you look like the goddess of cereal eating!

Bugger it, smile and wave! Xx

I definitely wanna be able to look like the goddess of cereal eating with my boobs out!

Like that’s a fact!

If I end up picking that flat, I’ll monitor the situation on potential car crashes

IM KIDDINNNN

I’ll come eat cereal with you! 4 boobs are better than 2

Omg YES, let’s do it!!! Might have to put a donation sign on the window via PayPal or something ….

There might be a business in this

!!! "

Haha love your way of thinking!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"LOVE property viewing. Wish I were there

Love property viewing but I LOATHE estate agents, so pushy!!! And clearly interested in the £££ while doing little work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn’t care less, it’s your boobs, your home! I’ve it has big windows the natural light beaming in would make you look like the goddess of cereal eating!

Bugger it, smile and wave! Xx

I definitely wanna be able to look like the goddess of cereal eating with my boobs out!

Like that’s a fact!

If I end up picking that flat, I’ll monitor the situation on potential car crashes

IM KIDDINNNN

I’ll come eat cereal with you! 4 boobs are better than 2

Well I’m off to drive round London for no reason! Would accept the car crash if I got distracted by cereal goddesses

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wouldn’t care less, it’s your boobs, your home! I’ve it has big windows the natural light beaming in would make you look like the goddess of cereal eating!

Bugger it, smile and wave! Xx

I definitely wanna be able to look like the goddess of cereal eating with my boobs out!

Like that’s a fact!

If I end up picking that flat, I’ll monitor the situation on potential car crashes

IM KIDDINNNN

I’ll come eat cereal with you! 4 boobs are better than 2

Well I’m off to drive round London for no reason! Would accept the car crash if I got distracted by cereal goddesses "

Hahah I’ll send the Main Street address so you can come find me eating cereals with titties pressed against the large windows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn’t care less, it’s your boobs, your home! I’ve it has big windows the natural light beaming in would make you look like the goddess of cereal eating!

Bugger it, smile and wave! Xx

I definitely wanna be able to look like the goddess of cereal eating with my boobs out!

Like that’s a fact!

If I end up picking that flat, I’ll monitor the situation on potential car crashes

IM KIDDINNNN

I’ll come eat cereal with you! 4 boobs are better than 2

Well I’m off to drive round London for no reason! Would accept the car crash if I got distracted by cereal goddesses

Hahah I’ll send the Main Street address so you can come find me eating cereals with titties pressed against the large windows

Awesome

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Ground floor flats with windows like that usually have that privacy film on to make them mirrored from the outside. If not, I'm sure you could get some.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

You can get a one way film that while your lights are off would allow you to see clearly (light blue tinge) out onto the street but those outside would see nothing at all unless you press yourself up to the glass.

Beware though if you put your lights on as it suddenly becomes clear and those outside would see everything.

Had it on my old house and it works a treat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You can get a one way film that while your lights are off would allow you to see clearly (light blue tinge) out onto the street but those outside would see nothing at all unless you press yourself up to the glass.

Beware though if you put your lights on as it suddenly becomes clear and those outside would see everything.

Had it on my old house and it works a treat."

Oooh, this could be a good compromise

Is it expensive??

So reminder …no sex in the living room/kitchen with lights on

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Beware though if you put your lights on as it suddenly becomes clear and those outside would see everything.

Had it on my old house and it works a treat.

Oooh, this could be a good compromise

Is it expensive??

So reminder …no sex in the living room/kitchen with lights on

No idea, it was already fitted when I moved in as the previous owners had it to use the room for a hot tub.

Might be worth checking out car window tint fitters as they have all the stuff for doing it and many are mobile so do houses as well

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

It’s crazy but I’m the UK you are not exempt from the laws even in your own home

If enough people complain and there’s a pattern the police can follow, you can get in trouble for being naked in your own home if the windows are open

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For the price of said London flat you could probably buy a piece of land, build a house to your liking and set it down on say...the side of A146 near Norwich, and eat your cereal in the window at around 7am, with the lights on at this time of year...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s crazy but I’m the UK you are not exempt from the laws even in your own home

If enough people complain and there’s a pattern the police can follow, you can get in trouble for being naked in your own home if the windows are open "

That’s what one of my friends said that I may get some trouble for it …

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

"It’s crazy but I’m the UK you are not exempt from the laws even in your own home

If enough people complain and there’s a pattern the police can follow, you can get in trouble for being naked in your own home if the windows are open

That’s what one of my friends said that I may get some trouble for it …"

You absolutely can, but that aside, do you wanna shit where you eat?

Yeah it sounds fun and thrilling, until some creep takes a fancy and knows where you live, hangs out around your window looking for a peek.

Personally I wouldn’t invite trouble into where I live for a quick thrill

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s crazy but I’m the UK you are not exempt from the laws even in your own home

If enough people complain and there’s a pattern the police can follow, you can get in trouble for being naked in your own home if the windows are open

That’s what one of my friends said that I may get some trouble for it …

You absolutely can, but that aside, do you wanna shit where you eat?

Yeah it sounds fun and thrilling, until some creep takes a fancy and knows where you live, hangs out around your window looking for a peek.

Personally I wouldn’t invite trouble into where I live for a quick thrill

Haha YOU season 5 sounds quite gripping already

But no, I get it, the fact that it’s so exposed it could invite any sort of creep

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Yeah you absolutely can get done for indecent exposure inside your own home if you knowingly expose yourself when you're aware that you can be seen through your windows.

Had to check on the laws as my old place backed onto the canal with a well used towpath and you could see into the house quite easily especially at night with the lights on.

Its all too easy to expose yourself to minors too and nobody needs anything of that nature to happen.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yeah you absolutely can get done for indecent exposure inside your own home if you knowingly expose yourself when you're aware that you can be seen through your windows.

Had to check on the laws as my old place backed onto the canal with a well used towpath and you could see into the house quite easily especially at night with the lights on.

Its all too easy to expose yourself to minors too and nobody needs anything of that nature to happen."

Well at least now I know for sure

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

Opaque window frosting on a roll is your answer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn’t care less, it’s your boobs, your home! I’ve it has big windows the natural light beaming in would make you look like the goddess of cereal eating!

Bugger it, smile and wave! Xx

I definitely wanna be able to look like the goddess of cereal eating with my boobs out!

Like that’s a fact!

If I end up picking that flat, I’ll monitor the situation on potential car crashes

IM KIDDINNNN

I’ll come eat cereal with you! 4 boobs are better than 2

By fuck that's a drive by crash I'd be having .. Wheres this flat ??!! Lol

Seriously though I wouldn't worry, your home do as you please. Incidentally I have electric opache glass panels in my conversion they go blackout at the press of a switch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blinds, theyre perfect for those types of windows, you dont even need them retracted to the sides to let the light in, just open them a smidge and you got plenty light and ppl still cant see in, not unless they go sticking their face to the glass

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Blinds, theyre perfect for those types of windows, you dont even need them retracted to the sides to let the light in, just open them a smidge and you got plenty light and ppl still cant see in, not unless they go sticking their face to the glass"

Well my only conditions were … PLENTY OF LIGHT and being able to look out. I wouldn’t want to have them all the time, and rather see if there’s film that can let me see out but not see in

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

I think there is a very fine line here. If you did it inadvertently nor realising that you could be seen from outside, then I would say it is acceptable.

If you are doing it intentionally to get noticed, then it could be taken the wrong way.

You have to ask yourself, would you be happy if you get unwanted attention from someone, who sees you like that on a regular basis?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you were standing or sitting directly inside the window it might be considered exposure. If you were sitting at a table back from the window it would be different as you wouldn't be seen to be deliberately attracting attention.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think there is a very fine line here. If you did it inadvertently nor realising that you could be seen from outside, then I would say it is acceptable.

If you are doing it intentionally to get noticed, then it could be taken the wrong way.

You have to ask yourself, would you be happy if you get unwanted attention from someone, who sees you like that on a regular basis?"

Yeah, that’s kinda the worrying thing (in general - like could I walk even in sexy lingerie?! I might get noticed).

Like I kinda don’t need a Joe Goldberg (from YOU) type situation

I love that flat but the fact that it’s so exposed is sort of… making me think twice! X

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

It doesn’t matter about cars etc but other similar height building that are close. On marsh wall Canary Wharf there’s a big hotel with lovely suites on the north facing side, with full room

Windows and balconies, but a block of flats quote close . It’s amusing not just seeing people clearly perving but also having sex in full sight, until the phone cameras come out then it’s worrying, especially the tech available now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fantasy - in front of large floor to Cieling windows in a hotel looking over the city

I couldn’t live my life like that, I’d have to have drapes or blinds, I like a private life.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It doesn’t matter about cars etc but other similar height building that are close. On marsh wall Canary Wharf there’s a big hotel with lovely suites on the north facing side, with full room

I think I sort of know what hotel you might be referring to btw….

Ps: I freaking hate Canary Wharf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Sun says

“Under UK law its not illegal to answer the door to your home in your underwear or walk around the house in the buff.

This means even if you're visible through an unshuttered window you aren't technically breaking the law because this shouldn't be a cause for alarm.

However, if the nudity becomes a regularity and if your neighbours complain to the cops enough the authorities might take action against you.”"

I don't see what they could do? The only case I know of like that is where a man was standing very close to his window overlooking a public space and clearly wanking. If you are wandering naked inside your house you aren't in public,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The Sun says

“Under UK law its not illegal to answer the door to your home in your underwear or walk around the house in the buff.

This means even if you're visible through an unshuttered window you aren't technically breaking the law because this shouldn't be a cause for alarm.

However, if the nudity becomes a regularity and if your neighbours complain to the cops enough the authorities might take action against you.”

Even if it is very exposed? Would people be sort of at fault for looking in??

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

Well my only conditions were … PLENTY OF LIGHT and being able to look out. I wouldn’t want to have them all the time, and rather see if there’s film that can let me see out but not see in

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Not much to look out onto where you are but living outside well theres better views.

You also get to walk around naked infront of windows and your own home and gardens.

best part your living in fresh air

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanting to stay at the Shangri-La hotel at the Shard next year and want to get naughty up against the floor to ceilings windows lol

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