FabSwingers.com forum: Does my profile meet fab standards?

By *VDP OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham City Centre

That's it, that's the thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It far exceeds them.

Honest torso photos - check

Poor attempt at humour - check

Obligatory cock photo - check

No life outside fab* - check

Green tick - check

* evidenced by constant presence in the forum's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is 'Fab standards'? Everyone has different ideas as to what a profile and it's content should be. Chop, change and word it your way that way it truly reflects you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as it meets your own standards, unless you were part of a couple.

Nobody else's opinion should matter

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By *ausageNmashCouple
over a year ago

Andover

"It far exceeds them.

Honest torso photos - check

Poor attempt at humour - check

Obligatory cock photo - check

No life outside fab* - check

Green tick - check

* evidenced by constant presence in the forum's.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

It is lacking a Sydney University "legal" warning

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By *ugsly95Man
over a year ago

Ashbourne

As long as your happy with it then nothing else should matter

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Looks good to me x

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By *VDP OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham City Centre

"It far exceeds them.

Honest torso photos - check

Poor attempt at humour - check

Obligatory cock photo - check

No life outside fab* - check

Green tick - check

* evidenced by constant presence in the forum's.

Hahaha I should know when to stop

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By *VDP OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham City Centre

"It is lacking a Sydney University "legal" warning"

You don't have one either!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"It is lacking a Sydney University "legal" warning

You don't have one either!

Thank you but I haven't asked for profile advice.

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Distinct lack of a sky remote or lynx can - sad times

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By *HoneyWoman
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

I think it’s good

"That's it, that's the thread

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Theres no facebook disclaimer, no grotty toilet selfie, no spunky cock shot, no passive aggressive status - its a no from me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll say one thing for you OP, you always take a wee pisstake with good humour. I like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll say one thing for you OP, you always take a wee pisstake with good humour. I like that

This isn't totally correct. He has another thread running in 'chat' titled.

....Why do they always bully me in the lounge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, I didn’t spot that. I can only go by what I have seen of the OP.

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By *VDP OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham City Centre

"I’ll say one thing for you OP, you always take a wee pisstake with good humour. I like that

Thank you your majesty

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By *VDP OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham City Centre

"I’ll say one thing for you OP, you always take a wee pisstake with good humour. I like that

This isn't totally correct. He has another thread running in 'chat' titled.

....Why do they always bully me in the lounge. "

No, I don't

I honestly don't

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"I’ll say one thing for you OP, you always take a wee pisstake with good humour. I like that

This isn't totally correct. He has another thread running in 'chat' titled.

....Why do they always bully me in the lounge.

No, I don't

I honestly don't

Yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It is lacking a Sydney University "legal" warning

You don't have one either!

Thank you but I haven't asked for profile advice. "

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By *VDP OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham City Centre

"Oh, I didn’t spot that. I can only go by what I have seen of the OP."

They are pulling your leg

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

I don’t know.

Feel free to ask my advice any time

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By *VDP OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham City Centre

"I don’t know.

Feel free to ask my advice any time

Thank you, you couldn't be anymore helpful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slightly flaky helmet, check.

Action shots, check.

One photo where cock looks huge and another where it doesn't, check.

No face pic, check.

You tell us?

Would you meet you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll say one thing for you OP, you always take a wee pisstake with good humour. I like that

This isn't totally correct. He has another thread running in 'chat' titled.

....Why do they always bully me in the lounge. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No...

Not enough cock pics from 500 angles.

Too much intelligent text.

Crap veri and pornographic profile name are top notch though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It needs a butt hurt status update (ALL CAPS OBVS)

And you should say something really witty in the profile, like 'I don't bite...unless you want me to?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A disclaimer. Refer to mine if you will. You can't quite copy it word for word though. Add twitter in there somewhere.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Nope, you need a pic of you bent over with a jewelled butt plug in your butt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh, I didn’t spot that. I can only go by what I have seen of the OP.

They are pulling your leg

Aah. I’m so gullible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh, I didn’t spot that. I can only go by what I have seen of the OP.

They are pulling your leg

Aah. I’m so gullible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh, I didn’t spot that. I can only go by what I have seen of the OP.

They are pulling your leg

Aah. I’m so gullible

You should start a thread on being gullible before the Mango Man does.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you need that line. I see it everywhere and it’s totally naff. It goes something like ‘I’m the kind of gent who opens the door for you, and smacks your ass on the way through’.

Yawn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh, I didn’t spot that. I can only go by what I have seen of the OP.

They are pulling your leg

Aah. I’m so gullible

You should start a thread on being gullible before the Mango Man does. "

Ha ha ha! Yup, I’ll wheesht now, so as not to give him ideas

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

You have said in the past that you would be happy if a relationship developed from meeting someone here. Your profile doesn't mention that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve met guys who’ve said they’d give up Fab if they meet someone on here. I call bullshit. Many are so entrenched in the lifestyle that I don’t think they could give it up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think that as so many don't actually read them, they can at times be meaningless

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Where is the Booster Shop ?

Did that woman scream when her tits were squeezed by a bloke with no elbows ?

How come you say age doesn't matter but then limit yourself to those under 49 ?

Who needs an award winning profile when you are the sexiest man on the planet ?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

For me shaved only is off putting as I don't like being dictated to that way. But if it is a strong preference for you, you are right to state it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve met guys who’ve said they’d give up Fab if they meet someone on here. I call bullshit. Many are so entrenched in the lifestyle that I don’t think they could give it up."

I'd give it up in a heartbeat

I'm not a swinger.

I think my profile suggests that and scares the ladies away.

And of course when they see what I look like, makes them run for the hills

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By *VDP OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham City Centre

"Slightly flaky helmet, check.

Action shots, check.

One photo where cock looks huge and another where it doesn't, check.

No face pic, check.

You tell us?

Would you meet you?"

I don't meet single guys

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By *VDP OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham City Centre

"Where is the Booster Shop ?

Did that woman scream when her tits were squeezed by a bloke with no elbows ?

How come you say age doesn't matter but then limit yourself to those under 49 ?

Who needs an award winning profile when you are the sexiest man on the planet ?"

Good point granny crumpet about the age, I guess it does matter in the end

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By *VDP OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham City Centre

"You have said in the past that you would be happy if a relationship developed from meeting someone here. Your profile doesn't mention that."

Good question, I must put that on

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By *VDP OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham City Centre

"I’ve met guys who’ve said they’d give up Fab if they meet someone on here. I call bullshit. Many are so entrenched in the lifestyle that I don’t think they could give it up.

I'd give it up in a heartbeat

I'm not a swinger.

I think my profile suggests that and scares the ladies away.

And of course when they see what I look like, makes them run for the hills

One guy spotted

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By *VDP OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham City Centre

"It is lacking a Sydney University "legal" warning

You don't have one either!

Thank you but I haven't asked for profile advice. "

I think you will find that you are correct

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By *VDP OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham City Centre

"A disclaimer. Refer to mine if you will. You can't quite copy it word for word though. Add twitter in there somewhere. "

Haha it's a good one, stealing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You haven’t mentioned you can’t meet at the drop of a hat

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By *VDP OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham City Centre

"For me shaved only is off putting as I don't like being dictated to that way. But if it is a strong preference for you, you are right to state it. "

I love eating pussy and hair just ruin it for me, sorry

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By *VDP OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham City Centre

"You haven’t mentioned you can’t meet at the drop of a hat "

Because I can, duh!

Well sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It far exceeds them.

Honest torso photos - check

Poor attempt at humour - check

Obligatory cock photo - check

No life outside fab* - check

Green tick - check

* evidenced by constant presence in the forum's.

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve met guys who’ve said they’d give up Fab if they meet someone on here. I call bullshit. Many are so entrenched in the lifestyle that I don’t think they could give it up.

I'd give it up in a heartbeat

I'm not a swinger.

I think my profile suggests that and scares the ladies away.

And of course when they see what I look like, makes them run for the hills

One guy spotted

My use of text keeps landing me in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've mentioned professional which is very important. Can't have people thinking you're uncouth.

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By *VDP OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham City Centre

"You've mentioned professional which is very important. Can't have people thinking you're uncouth.

Mr"

I thought twice before I typed and then I removed it twice. I just wasn't sure.

What are people's opinions on the word "professional" used in fab profiles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You've mentioned professional which is very important. Can't have people thinking you're uncouth.

I thought twice before I typed and then I removed it twice. I just wasn't sure.

What are people's opinions on the word "professional" used in fab profiles?

I'd skip it. I just came here to add includes word professional.

It's this together with genuine and respectful which are most overused ways to describe yourself here.

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By *VDP OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham City Centre

"You've mentioned professional which is very important. Can't have people thinking you're uncouth.

I thought twice before I typed and then I removed it twice. I just wasn't sure.

What are people's opinions on the word "professional" used in fab profiles?

I'd skip it. I just came here to add includes word professional.

It's this together with genuine and respectful which are most overused ways to describe yourself here. "

Noted

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By *VDP OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham City Centre

Bump

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