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If Santa was a swinger.....

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By *ilentnoise OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

If Santa was a swinger, what kind of sex-themed gift would you have him deliver? What kind of parties would Mr & Mrs Claus be hosting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you mean 'if' ?!

That sleigh is full of keys. It's not sleigh bells jangling............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hes definitely got a profile as a single fella on here, judging by the "dont get meets" posts and the whinging about only coming once a year!

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By *CSEASEEWoman
over a year ago

London

"Hes definitely got a profile as a single fella on here, judging by the "dont get meets" posts and the whinging about only coming once a year!"

Hahaha and assures everyone he is straight even though his friend list is full of fairies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He'd be going down a lot of ladies chimneys

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

There would be so much of that white stuff

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Certainly he’d deliver girls in stockings..

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Would take him half the year to deliver everyone's presents. He'd be shagged out by Feb.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

He has to be a Voyeur.

Because he cannot let out the fact he's been and wake everyone up! So he quietly watches!

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