FabSwingers.com forum: If you have a tree in your garden you are posh

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Is it true. My mate has one in his garden says he's posh .

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Yes it's true. I have a tree in my garden and I'm posh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have 5 in mine

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I must be posh AF then

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"I have 5 in mine"
you are royalty

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Ours is a palm tree is that very posh?

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Ours is a palm tree is that very posh?

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you are above royalty

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By *ronmant16Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

I have trees in front and back gardens and I'm as rough as they mek em

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By *torm in a G cupWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Long White Cloud

Does size matter? I have 3 little ones and a bigger one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One out the front, five out the back. I'm practically aristocracy!..

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"I have trees in front and back gardens and I'm as rough as they mek em

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sorry you are in the posh brigade

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By *drianukMan
over a year ago

Spain, Lancs

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Does size matter? I have 3 little ones and a bigger one. "
working class sorry

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"One out the front, five out the back. I'm practically aristocracy!..

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yes sir

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

I have a big one & a couple of little ones. I'm well posh

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"I have a big one & a couple of little ones. I'm well posh

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you are ma'am

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I have a bush in my lady garden...does that count?

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

I have 7, how posh am I?

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"I have a bush in my lady garden...does that count?

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you are truly royalty xx

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"I have 7, how posh am I?

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minted

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"I have a bush in my lady garden...does that count?

Show off!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I have a bush in my lady garden...does that count?

Show off!

Yep...given half a chance

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

we had a massive one but sadly no more just a smallish one now

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"I have a bush in my lady garden...does that count?

Show off!

Yep...given half a chance

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I have a bush in my lady garden...does that count?

you are truly royalty xx

I hope you bowed upon writing that! xx

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"we had a massive one but sadly no more just a smallish one now "
sorry back to working class

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I have a bush in my lady garden...does that count?

Show off!

Yep...given half a chance

Xx"

Hey Red xx

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By *ronmant16Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I have trees in front and back gardens and I'm as rough as they mek em

sorry you are in the posh brigade

Damn it

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"I have a bush in my lady garden...does that count?

you are truly royalty xx

I hope you bowed upon writing that! xx

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I am on one knee as we speak xx

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"I have a bush in my lady garden...does that count?

Show off!

Yep...given half a chance

I had a massive one round the back, but got rid a couple of years ago x

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"we had a massive one but sadly no more just a smallish one now sorry back to working class

bugger!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"I have a bush in my lady garden...does that count?

Show off!

Yep...given half a chance

Hey Red xx

Hey Beautiful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can confirm.

Our house is surrounded by trees and we use saucers.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Nah the ones in ours are older than us

. Pretty sure the landlord would have a hard time removing them even if he wanted to.

My parents house also inherited the trees in their garden. My dad nearly killed them a few times accidentally

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Can confirm.

Our house is surrounded by trees and we use saucers."
do we call you sir ?

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

I have an orchard...

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"I have an orchard..."
do you have a gardener

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can confirm.

Our house is surrounded by trees and we use saucers.do we call you sir ?

I prefer m'Lord

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nah the ones in ours are older than us

. Pretty sure the landlord would have a hard time removing them even if he wanted to.

My parents house also inherited the trees in their garden. My dad nearly killed them a few times accidentally

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I know a chap who killed all the mature elm trees along his drive by pruning them with contaminated shears. Must have been 20-30 of them. He was gutted.

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By *stwo80Couple
over a year ago

yorkshire

"I have an orchard...do you have a gardener

Erm , we have an orchard and a gardener and a bit of woodland too, we aren't posh, honest

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Also got a tree on the house at present

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also got a tree on the house at present

On the house

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By *stwo80Couple
over a year ago

yorkshire

"Also got a tree on the house at present

Now that's posh

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I don’t like ladies with trees in their back garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet you can't guess what tree is in my garden

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Nah the ones in ours are older than us

. Pretty sure the landlord would have a hard time removing them even if he wanted to.

My parents house also inherited the trees in their garden. My dad nearly killed them a few times accidentally

I know a chap who killed all the mature elm trees along his drive by pruning them with contaminated shears. Must have been 20-30 of them. He was gutted.

Damn that sucks. My dad was just an over enthusiastic pruner

. They're still going over 20 years later though! One only grew leaves on one side for a while but seems to have recovered.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"I don’t like ladies with trees in their back garden

That's why I got rid of it, Rex. Well, that and the fact it was spoiling the view

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bet you can't guess what tree is in my garden

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I've got a rather sad looking tree in my back garden. It's a Weeping Willow.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I bet you can't guess what tree is in my garden

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It's El'mentree, dear Watson.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I don’t like ladies with trees in their back garden

That's why I got rid of it, Rex. Well, that and the fact it was spoiling the view

Of the neighbours windows?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"I don’t like ladies with trees in their back garden

That's why I got rid of it, Rex. Well, that and the fact it was spoiling the view

Of the neighbours windows? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No if you have a tree in your garden, which I do, it’s a pain in the bum, having to climb up and trim the thing, but it’s over 50 years old now and stops nosey gits at the back peeping in

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"I bet you can't guess what tree is in my garden

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It's El'mentree, dear Watson."

Boom boom!

And good evening, Nero, sir!

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

"Also got a tree on the house at present

On the house

Ok hawk eye lol

You know I did change that as I noticed it before I hit done but for some crazy reason it changed it back again, spooky phones

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Erm….. how about if you have an ancient woodland?

#askingforafriend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also got a tree on the house at present

On the house

Ok hawk eye lol

You know I did change that as I noticed it before I hit done but for some crazy reason it changed it back again, spooky phones

Hahaha!

Yeah yeah

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By *ob08Man
over a year ago

Macclesfield

I've got massive wood in my garden, and also the occasional tree.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

What about an upside down pineapple on your doorstep

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

I have several trees in my garden... I'm practically royalty

costs a couple of thousand a year to keep them looked after.

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

I thought having a tree in your garden meant you had a tree in your garden.

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"What about an upside down pineapple on your doorstep

It means your shopping bag has a hole in it.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"What about an upside down pineapple on your doorstep

It means your shopping bag has a hole in it. "

Damn it last time I trust a bag for life

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By *akie32Man
over a year ago

winchester

i dont have a garden what does that make me

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By *akie32Man
over a year ago

winchester

got some pot plants tho, does that make me middle class

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We use to have one until my dad cut it down now I ain’t got a pot to piss in Lool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

7 in mine

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

"Also got a tree on the house at present

On the house

Ok hawk eye lol

You know I did change that as I noticed it before I hit done but for some crazy reason it changed it back again, spooky phones

Hahaha!

Yeah yeah

Well I have had a cheeky wine but I’m still sure I did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In which case I have no choice but to be posh

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"got some pot plants tho, does that make me middle class

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just

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"i dont have a garden what does that make me

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we just pass you bye sorry

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I have a tree in my garden and I'm posh. I'm just not sure that the two are related. Correlation doesn't equal causation, so I'm told. Luke

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By *it-chrissyTV/TS
over a year ago

sw. london

was watching the squirrels cavort in my Big trees earlier. can watch those silly buggers for ages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got a monkey puzzle tree in my back garden. It’s bloody prickly when you try and under it x

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"I’ve got a monkey puzzle tree in my back garden. It’s bloody prickly when you try and under it x "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck me I’ve got a whole small woods on my farm. Does that mean I’m super posh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my gardener's chauffeur has a real xmas tree and he thinks he is posh

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Fuck me I’ve got a whole small woods on my farm. Does that mean I’m super posh?"
you are royalty ma'am xx

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"my gardener's chauffeur has a real xmas tree and he thinks he is posh"
my lord

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck me I’ve got a whole small woods on my farm. Does that mean I’m super posh?you are royalty ma'am xx"

Why thank you.

I have ponies too that means I really am posh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my gardener's chauffeur has a real xmas tree and he thinks he is posh"

My brain which is functioning asks why your profile is so oddly fake

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Fuck me I’ve got a whole small woods on my farm. Does that mean I’m super posh?you are royalty ma'am xx

Why thank you.

I have ponies too that means I really am posh "
you are upper class

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

I have a bonsai in my kitchen. Does that count?

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"I have a bonsai in my kitchen. Does that count? "
No sorry working class

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

"I have a bonsai in my kitchen. Does that count? No sorry working class

But I walk past a tree on my way to the station!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have several

We is well posh innit cha

(Only still up because we can't afford someone to chop them down and buy a new and bigger fence

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"I have a bonsai in my kitchen. Does that count? No sorry working class

But I walk past a tree on my way to the station! "
sorry it pains me working class full stop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a bonsai in my kitchen. Does that count? No sorry working class

But I walk past a tree on my way to the station! sorry it pains me working class full stop

Say what

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"We have several

We is well posh innit cha

(Only still up because we can't afford someone to chop them down and buy a new and bigger fence

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get your gardener to sort it out

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"I have a bonsai in my kitchen. Does that count? No sorry working class

But I walk past a tree on my way to the station! sorry it pains me working class full stop

Say what"
sorry get a tree in your garden then you can be reassessed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a bonsai in my kitchen. Does that count? No sorry working class

But I walk past a tree on my way to the station! sorry it pains me working class full stop

Say whatsorry get a tree in your garden then you can be reassessed

Bless. I have three

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"I have a bonsai in my kitchen. Does that count? No sorry working class

But I walk past a tree on my way to the station! sorry it pains me working class full stop

Say whatsorry get a tree in your garden then you can be reassessed

Bless. I have three"
you are posh well done congratulations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a bonsai in my kitchen. Does that count? No sorry working class

But I walk past a tree on my way to the station! sorry it pains me working class full stop

Say whatsorry get a tree in your garden then you can be reassessed

Bless. I have threeyou are posh well done congratulations

If you want to do the class thing (which is wrong) I’m working class….so nah you’re wrong

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By *cplsMan
over a year ago

Nr Waltham

Bloody hell I never realised I had so much in my garden until now. I've just counted 8 Palm trees (Trachycarpus), a 30ft Cherry, 6 smaller Cherries, 4 Apple, a pear and 10 25ft conifers. I have dug out 10 trees this year, chopped and seasoning for the log fire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody hell I never realised I had so much in my garden until now. I've just counted 8 Palm trees (Trachycarpus), a 30ft Cherry, 6 smaller Cherries, 4 Apple, a pear and 10 25ft conifers. I have dug out 10 trees this year, chopped and seasoning for the log fire."

Sure

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

trouble most likely, or creating it :)

"Is it true. My mate has one in his garden says he's posh .

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omg. I must be super posh then.. as I have a cherry tree... apple tree, 2 oak trees and a palm thing... and 12 very large conifers

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By *uv2kissMan
over a year ago

fenland

2 huge apple trees, one cherry blossom tree with a pond under.

3 more on the far boundary wall.

And in a conservation area, so all of October I was hoovering leaves up.

I am not at all posh, but the house is lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No trees in the front garden other than a telegraph pole so does that count . It was a tree once

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

Over 100

Just means I live rurally

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By *rinity666Man
over a year ago

Away for work abroad long term,

Forest on all sides.. lucky us.. apart from bastid hunters shooting half d*unk.. yes that is the french way..

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Not a clue how many, as I've never counted them, but at a guess there's well over 200.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

I have two and I actually planned them so I'm double double posh.

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By *ilingual76Man
over a year ago

Salisbury

2 in the front, 7 out the back...plus a large nursery bed with 40 odd baby trees..I'm pretty sure it just means I need to get out more!

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"I have 7, how posh am I?

minted

3 of them are apple trees, and it’s great making your own cider when I get a decent harvest

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"No trees in the front garden other than a telegraph pole so does that count . It was a tree once "

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By *ik MMan
over a year ago

Lancashire

I have a pear tree in my garden, has anyone got a partridge?

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

I own over a hundred olive trees. Does that entitle me to a certificate of poshness?

Gbat

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

"I have a pear tree in my garden, has anyone got a partridge? "

No, but there are way more than Five Golden Rings on the site!

Gbat

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By *ixi n DogCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

Rubbish, we've got about 20 trees of varying description and we're as common as muck!

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"I have a pear tree in my garden, has anyone got a partridge? "

I have both

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By *ixi n DogCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

Apple

Plum

2 x cherry

2 x ash

4 x acer

4 x sycamore

3 x holly

2 x Olive

5 x bay

Beech

Oak

4 x eldar

Myrtle

..and probably a few more. A lot are in pots mind so not sure if they count.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got loads in my garden. I must be one of the landed gentry!!

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By *atie-friendlyTV/TS
over a year ago

Cheltenham

I've got a tree outside my block of flats, does that count? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Numerous trees in our garden cos we are reight posh...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a pear tree in my garden, has anyone got a partridge?

I have both

We have a crow does that count?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Not bloody posh when it comes to pruning time!

Unless you are right posh then the get the tree surgeons to do it.

Surprised them lads don't pull up in a Ferrari with their prices.

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By *lex199169Man
over a year ago

tamworth

"I have a bush in my lady garden...does that count?

I know a tree surgeon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cut all mine down so I could see more of my land

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Hmmmm I have loads of trees in this garden, it’s just cost me a fortune to have them reduced, but my previous really posh new house had none

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Have a couple of bushes...

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