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"Do you think there are worm holes in the back of washing machines that socks slip into to escape into a sock paradise on the other side of the universe? How do they know to only take one sock from each pair though?" To lose one sock may be regarded as a misfortune. To lose both looks like carelessness -Sockser Wilde | |||
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"I posited that the universe could be contained within a badgers spunk bubble at the office Christmas party last week. Suffice to say my colleagues have reduced their amount of contact with me. I probably do these things on purpose " Lying recovering after sex with an ex of mine, when he asked what I was thinking about. I'd read a story about how you shouldn't feed hedgehogs bread and milk as it causes their stomachs to explode, and right at that minute I was wondering if it was possible to weaponise them - those spikes could do some damage at high velocity and who would suspect Mrs Tiggywinkle of being a grenade? I told him I wasn't thinking about anything. Time and place mate, time and place. | |||
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"Do you think there are worm holes in the back of washing machines that socks slip into to escape into a sock paradise on the other side of the universe?" No, I've never lost a sock in a washing machine | |||
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"How are you OP?" Do you ever feel like you have to reassess the whole of your life,like what are we all doing here etc | |||
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"I posited that the universe could be contained within a badgers spunk bubble at the office Christmas party last week. Suffice to say my colleagues have reduced their amount of contact with me. I probably do these things on purpose Lying recovering after sex with an ex of mine, when he asked what I was thinking about. I'd read a story about how you shouldn't feed hedgehogs bread and milk as it causes their stomachs to explode, and right at that minute I was wondering if it was possible to weaponise them - those spikes could do some damage at high velocity and who would suspect Mrs Tiggywinkle of being a grenade? I told him I wasn't thinking about anything. Time and place mate, time and place." | |||
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"How are you OP? Do you ever feel like you have to reassess the whole of your life,like what are we all doing here etc" Hope this is a positive. New year soon.... | |||
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"I posited that the universe could be contained within a badgers spunk bubble at the office Christmas party last week. Suffice to say my colleagues have reduced their amount of contact with me. I probably do these things on purpose Lying recovering after sex with an ex of mine, when he asked what I was thinking about. I'd read a story about how you shouldn't feed hedgehogs bread and milk as it causes their stomachs to explode, and right at that minute I was wondering if it was possible to weaponise them - those spikes could do some damage at high velocity and who would suspect Mrs Tiggywinkle of being a grenade? I told him I wasn't thinking about anything. Time and place mate, time and place." It is always the time, regardless of the place, heavy are the chains we forge ourselves (plus I only got 10 emails a day rather than the usual 120 God, she moves in mysterious ways.) | |||
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"Do you think there are worm holes in the back of washing machines that socks slip into to escape into a sock paradise on the other side of the universe? No, I've never lost a sock in a washing machine " Me either. Or a dryer. | |||
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"Do you think there are worm holes in the back of washing machines that socks slip into to escape into a sock paradise on the other side of the universe?" That's the first sensible suggestion I've heard to explain the phenomenon. | |||
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"Do you think there are worm holes in the back of washing machines that socks slip into to escape into a sock paradise on the other side of the universe? How do they know to only take one sock from each pair though? To lose one sock may be regarded as a misfortune. To lose both looks like carelessness -Sockser Wilde" A wise wise man | |||
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"I posited that the universe could be contained within a badgers spunk bubble at the office Christmas party last week. Suffice to say my colleagues have reduced their amount of contact with me. I probably do these things on purpose Lying recovering after sex with an ex of mine, when he asked what I was thinking about. I'd read a story about how you shouldn't feed hedgehogs bread and milk as it causes their stomachs to explode, and right at that minute I was wondering if it was possible to weaponise them - those spikes could do some damage at high velocity and who would suspect Mrs Tiggywinkle of being a grenade? I told him I wasn't thinking about anything. Time and place mate, time and place." thanks for that giggle. | |||
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"Do you think there are worm holes in the back of washing machines that socks slip into to escape into a sock paradise on the other side of the universe? No, I've never lost a sock in a washing machine Me either. Or a dryer." I have gym socks that are labelled left and right. I have about 3 right socks and 8 left ones. It’s a mystery | |||
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"How are you OP? Do you ever feel like you have to reassess the whole of your life,like what are we all doing here etc Hope this is a positive. New year soon...." Something has to change along the line,before I die of old age. | |||
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"I posited that the universe could be contained within a badgers spunk bubble at the office Christmas party last week. Suffice to say my colleagues have reduced their amount of contact with me. I probably do these things on purpose Lying recovering after sex with an ex of mine, when he asked what I was thinking about. I'd read a story about how you shouldn't feed hedgehogs bread and milk as it causes their stomachs to explode, and right at that minute I was wondering if it was possible to weaponise them - those spikes could do some damage at high velocity and who would suspect Mrs Tiggywinkle of being a grenade? I told him I wasn't thinking about anything. Time and place mate, time and place." Love this! | |||
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"I posited that the universe could be contained within a badgers spunk bubble at the office Christmas party last week. Suffice to say my colleagues have reduced their amount of contact with me. I probably do these things on purpose Lying recovering after sex with an ex of mine, when he asked what I was thinking about. I'd read a story about how you shouldn't feed hedgehogs bread and milk as it causes their stomachs to explode, and right at that minute I was wondering if it was possible to weaponise them - those spikes could do some damage at high velocity and who would suspect Mrs Tiggywinkle of being a grenade? I told him I wasn't thinking about anything. Time and place mate, time and place. thanks for that giggle." Hope you managed to find a bit of mental peace! | |||
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