FabSwingers.com forum: Sex toys and death.

By *atnip make me purr OP Woman
over a year ago

Reading

Do you worry about your box of tricks causing embarrassment to your family after you die?

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

My daughter knows. Ms

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By *enry250Man
over a year ago

spalding

No ill be dead lol

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Not really. I'm 47 years old, so the fact I'm sexually active shouldn't come as a huge shock to anyone!

I'm glad my mum isn't au fait with technology though, I wouldn't want her going through my phone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you worry about your box of tricks causing embarrassment to your family after you die? "

Yes, very much so. I need to nominate a drawer destroyer for after I go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be leaving my anal beads under my brother's pillow just to piss him off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope I am dead I don’t have to face them

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Nah, I’m hoping some may get passed on...

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By *arkSuitedBootedMan
over a year ago

Nottingham City Centre

"No ill be dead lol"

Exactly

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

My daughter knows I have some secrets.

Wasnt fully discussed but she knows she will have alot to deal with.

Though she was after some of the vibrators still sealed in there packaging as we was sorting through some boxes

She has to deal with the faimly photos as I have all of them.

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

No, I am an adult, as are all those likely to clear the house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess if I died my husband would probably use them instead

As for blood family, I don't see how it could be an embarrassment. Although I know the word sex seems to be a struggle for some people to say out loud so I can imagine the shock and awe on peoples faces when you open a suitcase filled with sex toys!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do, my ex and I have a deal that we try get in to each other's house first to get rid of anything dodgy then the families can take over!

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

Could be a good business opportunity here

For a small fee I'll come to your house and clear away anything that could possibly cause any embarrassment.

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

I won't know about it if I'm dead!

Gbat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It'll make a great conversation at your wake…

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By *G CoupleCouple
over a year ago

kent

We have a bag of toys that we take out with us at weekends. It is a bit of a worry if we both had an accident.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Nah, I'm sure we all have private things.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

No they know about them x

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Nope. I’ll look proudly down from heaven *cough* and think “there goes my 12 inch bully boy dildo - oh how I miss thee”.

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I used to clear houses for the council when soneone had moved or died (after the family had been for personal stuff) Very strange feeling removing soneones life .but - yes very suprising how many toys were found. The familys must have seen them

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

We are a very open family my father inlaw bless his soul been gone 3 years tomoz! A week b 4 he died we took turns to care for him in his home because he had a wee dog! He said whilst me my 47 year old daughter and one of sons there is a load of sex toys in my wardrobe if any one wants them!

my daughter was horrified! I was straight up for a rifle through x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually thought this was going to be a story about someone plugging there vibrator into the mains lol, either that or watching Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrels and hearing about someone been “bludgeoned to death with a 15 inch black rubber cock”

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By *razytimesinloveCouple
over a year ago

SW Scotland

Don’t think our family would be too shocked finding ours

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

That's a worrying thought, never crossed our mind's. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hide the doggy dildos everyone lol

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

I'd be more concerned with them finding a human league album in my cd collection..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No.

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By *ylvie 888Woman
over a year ago

Cleethorpes

"No ill be dead lol"

I agree... and I know that when I am in spirit and am witnessing their shock and horror at all my torture stuff... I will be in absolute hysterics!

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

I would not be in a position to be embarressed so does not worry me.

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Ouija board me to find out......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lucky for me, my toys are here and my family is in the Caribbean haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, being buried with them all (not inserted I must add)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be more concerned with them finding a human league album in my cd collection..

Human League!! Die of shame that person. Oh you already have. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope, being buried with them all (not inserted I must add)

Want to see you explain them at the Pearly Gates lol

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°

A good friend knows what draw to bin without looking before my family sees anything.

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By *mma_EvansTV/TS
over a year ago

Colchester

'Sex toys and death', sounds like a title of a film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A little…. So my mum died suddenly and unexpectedly and her bed was having to be destroyed due to bodily fluids. Anyway so I organised the specialist removal company and my stepdad said to me, I’ve not been able to be a proper husband to her because of my illness so there is something under the bed

so there is me hunting in the drawers and can’t find anything. Stepdad said well it’s definitely there somewhere. So spoke to my sister in law about it and she came searching too…. Then my brother wanted to know what we were doing! He was mortified when I told him. Couldn’t find it so let the bed go. A couple of weeks later I found it stashed in the back of her wardrobe in a makeup bag

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

My house is set to spontaneously combust upon my death, there’s gonna be a fair few strange pieces of metal in the rubble

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'll be leaving my anal beads under my brother's pillow just to piss him off."

I hope he doesn't mistake them for the Rosary

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

I like heavy rock.

I have a couple of Kylie & three Lady Gaga Cd's in my music collection, oh and a Dolly Parton best of.

Personally, I find that more embarrassing.

I'm now racking my brains for even more shameful music in my collection....

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

No, I have made provisions for such a situation

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By *razytimesinloveCouple
over a year ago

SW Scotland

"Nope, being buried with them all (not inserted I must add)

Imagine being dug up in years to come on a history program !

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Do you worry about your box of tricks causing embarrassment to your family after you die? "

I have actually told me friend, if anything ever happens to me she needs to go and get the cases out from under my bed

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By *not123Couple
over a year ago

sp1

Once had my dog walk into front room with my vibrator in his mouth with mum n dad in front room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our kids and mutual best friends know which hard drives to destroy

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By *atnip make me purr OP Woman
over a year ago

Reading

Lol seems I'm not alone.

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By *horehouseprincessWoman
over a year ago

small town near Munich

Oh well, I dont think I care much. My best friend has to destroy my phone though lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you worry about your box of tricks causing embarrassment to your family after you die?

Yes, very much so. I need to nominate a drawer destroyer for after I go "

Happy to do that for you Rebel, but I might need a guided tour first….

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

No. It's all good if they love me

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

We'll give ours to a charity shop when we're 70. That should deal with it.

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