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Did the Three wise men really bring Frankenstein for Jesus

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By *ryan... OP   Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

Not very wise .

Probably scare the little mite

Some nice warm booties might have been better .

And Myrhh..a drug..what were they thinking..

ps.although I'm called Bryan, I am Not the true Messiah... honestly

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

Mary Shelley will be turning in her grave

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

No because Jesus doesn't exist. Neither do the other puppets of religion

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I watched a programme a few years ago that was all to do with tracking the stars and constellations over Bethlehem and it appears that baby Jebus was probably born around the end of October. We all know the early Christian’s assimilated our winter solstice into their religious festivals

Anyway back to the fun thread

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By *ryan... OP   Man
over a year ago

1950's Original


"I watched a programme a few years ago that was all to do with tracking the stars and constellations over Bethlehem and it appears that baby Jebus was probably born around the end of October. We all know the early Christian’s assimilated our winter solstice into their religious festivals

Anyway back to the fun thread "

Could make sense..if born before October 20th.

Ghandi .. preaching peace.

J.Lennon..preaching peace.

Jesus.H.Christ.preaching peace..

.All Librans..( peace maker zodiac sign trait)...

Also doubt he was born December anyway..."while shepherds watch their flocks by night" only possible in December if they had night vision goggles..which I'm fairly sure wasn't invented until Henry VIII time ..if not a tad later .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No because Jesus doesn't exist. Neither do the other puppets of religion"

Lol yes he did

"Virtually all scholars accept that Jesus existed in a non-supernatural form, and attempts to deny his historicity have been consistently rejected by the scholarly consensus as a fringe theory"

He may not of been the "son of god" as claimed but there is evidence he certainly existed as a man

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By *ryan... OP   Man
over a year ago

1950's Original


"No because Jesus doesn't exist. Neither do the other puppets of religion

Lol yes he did

"Virtually all scholars accept that Jesus existed in a non-supernatural form, and attempts to deny his historicity have been consistently rejected by the scholarly consensus as a fringe theory"

He may not of been the "son of god" as claimed but there is evidence he certainly existed as a man "

I'd say the biggest evidence for Jesus (Joshua)being an actual person,not a myth, was in a Roman tax collectors document,who mentioned him with a view to seeking him and his followers out...Roman tax collectors were not followers of him

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

According to my daughter when she came home from school one day, the three wise men brought gold, frankincense and a chair .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gold! Frankenstein! And GRRRRR!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Gold! Frankenstein! And GRRRRR! "

Ohhh I like a bit of GRRRRRR

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts


"No because Jesus doesn't exist. Neither do the other puppets of religion

Lol yes he did

"Virtually all scholars accept that Jesus existed in a non-supernatural form, and attempts to deny his historicity have been consistently rejected by the scholarly consensus as a fringe theory"

He may not of been the "son of god" as claimed but there is evidence he certainly existed as a man "

Well I meant more the son of God bit but the point is still there

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Perhaps it was Ollie murrs going to sing him a song

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"No because Jesus doesn't exist. Neither do the other puppets of religion

Lol yes he did

"Virtually all scholars accept that Jesus existed in a non-supernatural form, and attempts to deny his historicity have been consistently rejected by the scholarly consensus as a fringe theory"

He may not of been the "son of god" as claimed but there is evidence he certainly existed as a man

Well I meant more the son of God bit but the point is still there "

I think he was the David Blain of his day, he had a few tricks up his sleeve that no one had seen before and claimed to be “miracles”, probably didn’t take much to impress the meek 2021 years ago

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

I always believed the three wise men had a gangbang with Mary and Joseph and the gifts were a bribe cos no one new.wnos baby it was, and didn't want their wives to know

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By *ryan... OP   Man
over a year ago

1950's Original


"No because Jesus doesn't exist. Neither do the other puppets of religion

Lol yes he did

"Virtually all scholars accept that Jesus existed in a non-supernatural form, and attempts to deny his historicity have been consistently rejected by the scholarly consensus as a fringe theory"

He may not of been the "son of god" as claimed but there is evidence he certainly existed as a man

Well I meant more the son of God bit but the point is still there "

All people are children of God... except Blonde people,they're children of the corn..

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Frankenstein?? blooming hope not, that’s not a fun gift at all, was he even around back then?

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Gold! Frankenstein! And GRRRRR! "

You'll struggle to find a virgin on here though

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By *ryan... OP   Man
over a year ago

1950's Original


"Gold! Frankenstein! And GRRRRR!

You'll struggle to find a virgin on here though "

Or three wise men ( say all the women on hear)!

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why doesn't Jesus like scientists?

(Actually, explains a lot about covid denial!)

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing


"Gold! Frankenstein! And GRRRRR! "

Rik and Ade would have approved!

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By *each_PittWoman
over a year ago

Belfast


"Gold! Frankenstein! And GRRRRR! "

You beat me too it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gold! Frankenstein! And GRRRRR!

You beat me too it lol"

Here's my Frankenstein mask, I was gonna scare the shit out if Richie later with it..

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