FabSwingers.com forum: Fab is all about cake

By *VDP OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham City Centre

And I've got cake this Saturday, who wants some caaaaaaaaaaakkkkeeeee?

1 slice per person, limited by availability.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Well we need to know what kind of cake?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How big is your cake? Is it one tier or two? Trier here..

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By *VDP OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham City Centre

"Well we need to know what kind of cake?!"

I've a Victoria's sponge with soggy bottom, a white cream with strawberries and a double Belgian chocolate cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just here for cake and perving

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By *VDP OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham City Centre

"How big is your cake? Is it one tier or two? Trier here..

It's two tier ofcourse

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

Less chat more cake please, a slice of both

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Well we need to know what kind of cake?!

I've a Victoria's sponge with soggy bottom, a white cream with strawberries and a double Belgian chocolate cake

I don't want the soggy bottom,I'll have the chocolate cake please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But at Christmas, its all about the homemade fudge in this house!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I don't really like cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can assure you it’s not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sod the soggy bottom, I'm in for the chocolate

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By *VDP OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham City Centre

"I don't really like cake."

That's criminal bro

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I don't really like cake."

I'll have Bad Nanna's slice as well,ta.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today be a baking day

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By *VDP OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham City Centre

"I can assure you it’s not. "

Thank you Mr cynical

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No red velvet

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

"I don't really like cake.

I'll have Bad Nanna's slice as well,ta."

Oi, greedy, you can’t as I’ve already licked it

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I only like making cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can assure you it’s not.

Thank you Mr cynical

That’s “MR” cynical to you.

Oh right you’ve already done that.

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By *VDP OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham City Centre

"I only like making cake

Think I'm going to be short considering the demand. Can you save the day honey?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I don't really like cake.

I'll have Bad Nanna's slice as well,ta.

Oi, greedy, you can’t as I’ve already licked it

I don't care I have a good immune system.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I only like making cake

Think I'm going to be short considering the demand. Can you save the day honey?

No problem what flavour would you like me to make

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By *VDP OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham City Centre

"I only like making cake

Think I'm going to be short considering the demand. Can you save the day honey?

No problem what flavour would you like me to make

That Wanda woman is moaning, there is no red velvet cake for her

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

"I don't really like cake.

I'll have Bad Nanna's slice as well,ta.

Oi, greedy, you can’t as I’ve already licked it

I don't care I have a good immune system."

Dammit, foiled again, we’ll can you save me a bit?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I only like making cake

Think I'm going to be short considering the demand. Can you save the day honey?

No problem what flavour would you like me to make

That Wanda woman is moaning, there is no red velvet cake for her

ohh I will start with that then

can’t blame her cream cheese icing is divine

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By *VDP OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham City Centre

"I only like making cake

Think I'm going to be short considering the demand. Can you save the day honey?

No problem what flavour would you like me to make

That Wanda woman is moaning, there is no red velvet cake for her

ohh I will start with that then

can’t blame her cream cheese icing is divine

Great, I'm Gona go talk to the ladies

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Baking day here. I've never suffered a soggy bottom - am I missing out?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I don't really like cake.

I'll have Bad Nanna's slice as well,ta.

Oi, greedy, you can’t as I’ve already licked it

I don't care I have a good immune system.

Dammit, foiled again, we’ll can you save me a bit? "

Err probably not,once you start you can't stop and all that.

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

"I don't really like cake.

I'll have Bad Nanna's slice as well,ta.

Oi, greedy, you can’t as I’ve already licked it

I don't care I have a good immune system.

Dammit, foiled again, we’ll can you save me a bit?

Err probably not,once you start you can't stop and all that."

Oh it’s like that is it, never fear I’ll stand there with my fork, poised, then I’ll use diversionary tactics to swoop in and steal the last piece

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

You can keep your soggy bottom one.

Any chocolate cake left? I only want a very small slice

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By *VDP OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham City Centre

"Baking day here. I've never suffered a soggy bottom - am I missing out?

No, your bottom is good

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

"You can keep your soggy bottom one.

Any chocolate cake left? I only want a very small slice

It’s mine all mine I tell ya

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By *VDP OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham City Centre

"You can keep your soggy bottom one.

Any chocolate cake left? I only want a very small slice

For you I'll sorce a whole new cake

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I don't really like cake.

I'll have Bad Nanna's slice as well,ta.

Oi, greedy, you can’t as I’ve already licked it

I don't care I have a good immune system.

Dammit, foiled again, we’ll can you save me a bit?

Err probably not,once you start you can't stop and all that.

Oh it’s like that is it, never fear I’ll stand there with my fork, poised, then I’ll use diversionary tactics to swoop in and steal the last piece

Yeah good luck with that,my brother when we were little pinched my last meat ball of my plate whilst my mum just laughed,since that day I've learned new skills.

Sooo if you're really brave/stupid then go for it,but don't say I didn't warn you.

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

"I don't really like cake.

I'll have Bad Nanna's slice as well,ta.

Oi, greedy, you can’t as I’ve already licked it

I don't care I have a good immune system.

Dammit, foiled again, we’ll can you save me a bit?

Err probably not,once you start you can't stop and all that.

Oh it’s like that is it, never fear I’ll stand there with my fork, poised, then I’ll use diversionary tactics to swoop in and steal the last piece

Yeah good luck with that,my brother when we were little pinched my last meat ball of my plate whilst my mum just laughed,since that day I've learned new skills.

Sooo if you're really brave/stupid then go for it,but don't say I didn't warn you."

Fighting talk eh? I’ll take my chances, it’s worth it, it’s cake after all (ninja)

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I baked last night, a nice rich fruit cake

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

A cake

orgy..???

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

A cake

orgy..???

Forget the orgy I’m too busy eating cake

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

I’ll have a slice of red velvet, carrot or banana please.

I’ll get the teas in whilst that’s being prepared

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

A cake

orgy..???

Forget the orgy I’m too busy eating cake

...isn't that what a cake orgy is?!

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

A cake

orgy..???

Forget the orgy I’m too busy eating cake

...isn't that what a cake orgy is?!

I don’t know, show me

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I don't really like cake.

I'll have Bad Nanna's slice as well,ta.

Oi, greedy, you can’t as I’ve already licked it

I don't care I have a good immune system.

Dammit, foiled again, we’ll can you save me a bit?

Err probably not,once you start you can't stop and all that.

Oh it’s like that is it, never fear I’ll stand there with my fork, poised, then I’ll use diversionary tactics to swoop in and steal the last piece

Yeah good luck with that,my brother when we were little pinched my last meat ball of my plate whilst my mum just laughed,since that day I've learned new skills.

Sooo if you're really brave/stupid then go for it,but don't say I didn't warn you.

Fighting talk eh? I’ll take my chances, it’s worth it, it’s cake after all (ninja)"

You won't win.

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

"I don't really like cake.

I'll have Bad Nanna's slice as well,ta.

Oi, greedy, you can’t as I’ve already licked it

I don't care I have a good immune system.

Dammit, foiled again, we’ll can you save me a bit?

Err probably not,once you start you can't stop and all that.

Oh it’s like that is it, never fear I’ll stand there with my fork, poised, then I’ll use diversionary tactics to swoop in and steal the last piece

Yeah good luck with that,my brother when we were little pinched my last meat ball of my plate whilst my mum just laughed,since that day I've learned new skills.

Sooo if you're really brave/stupid then go for it,but don't say I didn't warn you.

Fighting talk eh? I’ll take my chances, it’s worth it, it’s cake after all (ninja)

You won't win."

Try me

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I don't really like cake.

I'll have Bad Nanna's slice as well,ta.

Oi, greedy, you can’t as I’ve already licked it

I don't care I have a good immune system.

Dammit, foiled again, we’ll can you save me a bit?

Err probably not,once you start you can't stop and all that.

Oh it’s like that is it, never fear I’ll stand there with my fork, poised, then I’ll use diversionary tactics to swoop in and steal the last piece

Yeah good luck with that,my brother when we were little pinched my last meat ball of my plate whilst my mum just laughed,since that day I've learned new skills.

Sooo if you're really brave/stupid then go for it,but don't say I didn't warn you.

Fighting talk eh? I’ll take my chances, it’s worth it, it’s cake after all (ninja)

You won't win.

Try me

I'm not sure I should my aggressive side scares me

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Can I come in, we dont say a word, I just eat your cake?

Big fantasy of mine.

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By *oupleOfFilthyWeirdosCouple
over a year ago

Merthyr Tydfil

Mmm... Does is come served with whipped cream? Or are we going all festive with brandy sauce?

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Mmm... Does is come served with whipped cream? Or are we going all festive with brandy sauce?

...there's a rumour going around that we are all allowed both and as much as we want

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Mmm... Does is come served with whipped cream? Or are we going all festive with brandy sauce?

...there's a rumour going around that we are all allowed both and as much as we want

Stop this filthy talk

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Mmm... Does is come served with whipped cream? Or are we going all festive with brandy sauce?

...there's a rumour going around that we are all allowed both and as much as we want

Stop this filthy talk

Wait, what? Have stumbled into the wrong site... thought it was the filthier, sorry ...the more cream the better?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mmm... Does is come served with whipped cream? Or are we going all festive with brandy sauce?

Yes. Yes it does.

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Mmm... Does is come served with whipped cream? Or are we going all festive with brandy sauce?

...there's a rumour going around that we are all allowed both and as much as we want

Stop this filthy talk

Wait, what? Have stumbled into the wrong site... thought it was the filthier, sorry ...the more cream the better?!

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By *enry250Man
over a year ago

spalding

No chocolate cake please

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"No cake please"

Who says 'No' to cake

...

Out!

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