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The Late Night Nocturnal Thread - Festive Flirty Fun edition - Extra Time!

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.

And we're back!!

Gosh that thread filled up rather quickly - just in time for the Witching Hour!

Welcome back funsters! Xx

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over a year ago

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Hurrah!!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

FFS, it took me half an hour to write my last reply, because I kept getting distracted, only for the thread to close! Confounded chatterboxes.

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

Thanks for restarting. Where were we?...

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


" "

Hello Euphoria!!

You snuck in at the end of the other thread & you've first faced on this one. You can have a Kiss Me Quick hat & spank on your hotties xx

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Suitcases - discuss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Hello Euphoria!!

You snuck in at the end of the other thread & you've first faced on this one. You can have a Kiss Me Quick hat & spank on your hotties xx"

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By *ionysus OneMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

ST - what was this song then? Yelawolf? Some kinda "stripper music"?

Just realised I haven't done much rapping while driving for a while.

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"FFS, it took me half an hour to write my last reply, because I kept getting distracted, only for the thread to close! Confounded chatterboxes. "

Rêd, I've snogged your technicolour montages every which way by loose.

The Big Smoke, aka ye olde London Towne, is a veritable Big Dark Grey Cloud. I've bought a tree, yet to be decorated, which is looking lost and out of place just like the lamp-post in Narnia.

So where exactly is the Nocturnal Studios? Where do you, Jím and Åsh broadcast from?

And a wonderful post it was too. See? I copied it with all the modern t'internet trickery

Would you like a hand decorating your tree? I'll accept payment in kind....

And I'm currently coming at ya from Volupta Villa, Vixenville

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Hurrah!!"

Hussah!!

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Thanks for restarting. Where were we?... "

I was staring at your arse

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

Good night people. X

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral


"Thanks for restarting. Where were we?...

I was staring at your arse "

I nearly forgot!

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Suitcases - discuss "

Ooh, tough one. I'm a very light packer, so never being hold luggage. But I guess that not an option for you & Mr KC & baby KC. X

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.

ThunderBotty!! You slipped in at the end, too.

Yes, imost certainly am going in April. And I'll be so pleased to finally get a hug off you xx

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Good night people. X"

Night night, MacDreamy. Do you need me to tuck you in & sing Soft Kitty?

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral


"Good night people. X

Night night, MacDreamy. Do you need me to tuck you in & sing Soft Kitty? "

Just to keep me company.

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Good night people. X

Night night, MacDreamy. Do you need me to tuck you in & sing Soft Kitty?

Just to keep me company. "

Budge up

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral


"Good night people. X

Night night, MacDreamy. Do you need me to tuck you in & sing Soft Kitty?

Just to keep me company.

Budge up "

Good night.

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Good night people. X

Night night, MacDreamy. Do you need me to tuck you in & sing Soft Kitty?

Just to keep me company.

Budge up

Good night. "

I've tired him out, people!! Xx

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Suitcases - discuss

Ooh, tough one. I'm a very light packer, so never being hold luggage. But I guess that not an option for you & Mr KC & baby KC. X"

We have one 20kg hold suitcase (I very much begrudge it!). We have done hand luggage only with a child in tow but now it's too hard because I can't carry my own case and we're not going to a place with a washing machine. We're not taking a huge amount, but yes, 3x a bit is actually quite a lot.

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Where's Ace & his massive clock? He's normally having a 3 course meal by this time.....x

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Suitcases - discuss

Ooh, tough one. I'm a very light packer, so never being hold luggage. But I guess that not an option for you & Mr KC & baby KC. X

We have one 20kg hold suitcase (I very much begrudge it!). We have done hand luggage only with a child in tow but now it's too hard because I can't carry my own case and we're not going to a place with a washing machine. We're not taking a huge amount, but yes, 3x a bit is actually quite a lot. "

It's a bloody rip off, isn't it? What is it, £25 per case, each way?

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By *ionysus OneMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Right I think I shall hit the sack. After that I'll probably go to bed.

Must get some sleep, I have a morning of serious masturbation ahead.

G'night all y'alls.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Suitcases - discuss "

°

My father and I were leaving our hotel in Iraq and he almost forgot his suitcase.

I said, "Don't forget your Baghdad".

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Right I think I shall hit the sack. After that I'll probably go to bed.

Must get some sleep, I have a morning of serious masturbation ahead.

G'night all y'alls."

Ah, goodnight Dionysus. Sleep tight & thanks for playing xx

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Suitcases - discuss

°

My father and I were leaving our hotel in Iraq and he almost forgot his suitcase.

I said, "Don't forget your Baghdad"."

I laughed way too much at that one

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By *ionysus OneMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"Right I think I shall hit the sack. After that I'll probably go to bed.

Must get some sleep, I have a morning of serious masturbation ahead.

G'night all y'alls.

Ah, goodnight Dionysus. Sleep tight & thanks for playing xx"

X

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By *an de LyonMan
over a year ago

welling


"Suitcases - discuss

Ooh, tough one. I'm a very light packer, so never being hold luggage. But I guess that not an option for you & Mr KC & baby KC. X

We have one 20kg hold suitcase (I very much begrudge it!). We have done hand luggage only with a child in tow but now it's too hard because I can't carry my own case and we're not going to a place with a washing machine. We're not taking a huge amount, but yes, 3x a bit is actually quite a lot. "

I am always over weight..and so is my case (baddum-tish)…I take more shoes away than the mrs

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Suitcases - discuss

°

My father and I were leaving our hotel in Iraq and he almost forgot his suitcase.

I said, "Don't forget your Baghdad"."

This is the sort of thing we expect to see on a nocturnal thread

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Suitcases - discuss

Ooh, tough one. I'm a very light packer, so never being hold luggage. But I guess that not an option for you & Mr KC & baby KC. X

We have one 20kg hold suitcase (I very much begrudge it!). We have done hand luggage only with a child in tow but now it's too hard because I can't carry my own case and we're not going to a place with a washing machine. We're not taking a huge amount, but yes, 3x a bit is actually quite a lot.

It's a bloody rip off, isn't it? What is it, £25 per case, each way? "

Something like that. Gotta contribute to Mr O'Leary's Christmas gathering somehow!

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Suitcases - discuss

Ooh, tough one. I'm a very light packer, so never being hold luggage. But I guess that not an option for you & Mr KC & baby KC. X

We have one 20kg hold suitcase (I very much begrudge it!). We have done hand luggage only with a child in tow but now it's too hard because I can't carry my own case and we're not going to a place with a washing machine. We're not taking a huge amount, but yes, 3x a bit is actually quite a lot.

I am always over weight..and so is my case (baddum-tish)…I take more shoes away than the mrs"

Good evening & welcome, Dan de Lyon. How has your Friday been? Xx

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Suitcases - discuss

Ooh, tough one. I'm a very light packer, so never being hold luggage. But I guess that not an option for you & Mr KC & baby KC. X

We have one 20kg hold suitcase (I very much begrudge it!). We have done hand luggage only with a child in tow but now it's too hard because I can't carry my own case and we're not going to a place with a washing machine. We're not taking a huge amount, but yes, 3x a bit is actually quite a lot.

It's a bloody rip off, isn't it? What is it, £25 per case, each way?

Something like that. Gotta contribute to Mr O'Leary's Christmas gathering somehow! "

It's a fecking scam!!!! X

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Suitcases - discuss

Ooh, tough one. I'm a very light packer, so never being hold luggage. But I guess that not an option for you & Mr KC & baby KC. X

We have one 20kg hold suitcase (I very much begrudge it!). We have done hand luggage only with a child in tow but now it's too hard because I can't carry my own case and we're not going to a place with a washing machine. We're not taking a huge amount, but yes, 3x a bit is actually quite a lot.

It's a bloody rip off, isn't it? What is it, £25 per case, each way?

Something like that. Gotta contribute to Mr O'Leary's Christmas gathering somehow!

It's a fecking scam!!!! X"

We avoid paying for seat reservations because I'm special. *Two fingers to Mr O'Leary*

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By *an de LyonMan
over a year ago

welling


"Suitcases - discuss

Ooh, tough one. I'm a very light packer, so never being hold luggage. But I guess that not an option for you & Mr KC & baby KC. X

We have one 20kg hold suitcase (I very much begrudge it!). We have done hand luggage only with a child in tow but now it's too hard because I can't carry my own case and we're not going to a place with a washing machine. We're not taking a huge amount, but yes, 3x a bit is actually quite a lot.

I am always over weight..and so is my case (baddum-tish)…I take more shoes away than the mrs

Good evening & welcome, Dan de Lyon. How has your Friday been? Xx"

Hi Red,

A mixed bag…handed in my notice at work…spent the evening building a Barbie playhouse…and got chicken pox! How’s yours been?!

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Suitcases - discuss

Ooh, tough one. I'm a very light packer, so never being hold luggage. But I guess that not an option for you & Mr KC & baby KC. X

We have one 20kg hold suitcase (I very much begrudge it!). We have done hand luggage only with a child in tow but now it's too hard because I can't carry my own case and we're not going to a place with a washing machine. We're not taking a huge amount, but yes, 3x a bit is actually quite a lot.

It's a bloody rip off, isn't it? What is it, £25 per case, each way?

Something like that. Gotta contribute to Mr O'Leary's Christmas gathering somehow!

It's a fecking scam!!!! X

We avoid paying for seat reservations because I'm special. *Two fingers to Mr O'Leary* "

You're VERY special, Mrs KC

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

I just told my suitcases we aren't going on holiday this Christmas, due to COVID.

Now I'm dealing with emotional baggage.

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Suitcases - discuss

Ooh, tough one. I'm a very light packer, so never being hold luggage. But I guess that not an option for you & Mr KC & baby KC. X

We have one 20kg hold suitcase (I very much begrudge it!). We have done hand luggage only with a child in tow but now it's too hard because I can't carry my own case and we're not going to a place with a washing machine. We're not taking a huge amount, but yes, 3x a bit is actually quite a lot.

I am always over weight..and so is my case (baddum-tish)…I take more shoes away than the mrs

Good evening & welcome, Dan de Lyon. How has your Friday been? Xx

Hi Red,

A mixed bag…handed in my notice at work…spent the evening building a Barbie playhouse…and got chicken pox! How’s yours been?!"

Woah! Dan! That's a busy Friday you've had!

Resigned? And chicken pox?? That's poor form xx

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By *an de LyonMan
over a year ago

welling


"I just told my suitcases we aren't going on holiday this Christmas, due to COVID.

Now I'm dealing with emotional baggage."

This is where fab needs a like button

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Suitcases - discuss

Ooh, tough one. I'm a very light packer, so never being hold luggage. But I guess that not an option for you & Mr KC & baby KC. X

We have one 20kg hold suitcase (I very much begrudge it!). We have done hand luggage only with a child in tow but now it's too hard because I can't carry my own case and we're not going to a place with a washing machine. We're not taking a huge amount, but yes, 3x a bit is actually quite a lot.

It's a bloody rip off, isn't it? What is it, £25 per case, each way?

Something like that. Gotta contribute to Mr O'Leary's Christmas gathering somehow!

It's a fecking scam!!!! X

We avoid paying for seat reservations because I'm special. *Two fingers to Mr O'Leary*

You're VERY special, Mrs KC "

We disabled types have to sit in certain seats. A child under 12 cannot sit alone so by virtue of the rules, no paying extra for the seats. Boom

Off to sleep I go, having an early start for a Saturday!

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"I just told my suitcases we aren't going on holiday this Christmas, due to COVID.

Now I'm dealing with emotional baggage."

Ta-dish boom!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I just told my suitcases we aren't going on holiday this Christmas, due to COVID.

Now I'm dealing with emotional baggage."

Keep 'em coming, tiger

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"ST - what was this song then? Yelawolf? Some kinda "stripper music"?

Just realised I haven't done much rapping while driving for a while."

That's so sad. You drive such pimpmobiles as well. What a pity. I'm only replying to this because I know that after your marathon wank in the morning you'll check to see if I ever did reply.

So - Arabella, Arctic Monkeys.

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Suitcases - discuss

Ooh, tough one. I'm a very light packer, so never being hold luggage. But I guess that not an option for you & Mr KC & baby KC. X

We have one 20kg hold suitcase (I very much begrudge it!). We have done hand luggage only with a child in tow but now it's too hard because I can't carry my own case and we're not going to a place with a washing machine. We're not taking a huge amount, but yes, 3x a bit is actually quite a lot.

It's a bloody rip off, isn't it? What is it, £25 per case, each way?

Something like that. Gotta contribute to Mr O'Leary's Christmas gathering somehow!

It's a fecking scam!!!! X

We avoid paying for seat reservations because I'm special. *Two fingers to Mr O'Leary*

You're VERY special, Mrs KC

We disabled types have to sit in certain seats. A child under 12 cannot sit alone so by virtue of the rules, no paying extra for the seats. Boom

Off to sleep I go, having an early start for a Saturday! "

Night night, Lovely. Have a fantastic holiday & I'll see you at some point over Christmas xx

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

In the year before last Rêd tried smuggling German sausage and Swedish vodka out of Europe. Her suitcase caught fire and they had to evacuate the plane.

The whole event was pretty terrible.

It was the Absolut-Wurst-Case scenario.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"In the year before last Rêd tried smuggling German sausage and Swedish vodka out of Europe. Her suitcase caught fire and they had to evacuate the plane.

The whole event was pretty terrible.

It was the Absolut-Wurst-Case scenario."

Nice Nero, take a bow after that genius so late at night.

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"In the year before last Rêd tried smuggling German sausage and Swedish vodka out of Europe. Her suitcase caught fire and they had to evacuate the plane.

The whole event was pretty terrible.

It was the Absolut-Wurst-Case scenario."

I love that you put me in a joke, Nero. And it involved a sausage! Who told you about my sausage fetish?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"In the year before last Rêd tried smuggling German sausage and Swedish vodka out of Europe. Her suitcase caught fire and they had to evacuate the plane.

The whole event was pretty terrible.

It was the Absolut-Wurst-Case scenario.

Nice Nero, take a bow after that genius so late at night. "

Thank you, oh fair maiden. I can't believe I'm still up. I really need to sleep...

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"In the year before last Rêd tried smuggling German sausage and Swedish vodka out of Europe. Her suitcase caught fire and they had to evacuate the plane.

The whole event was pretty terrible.

It was the Absolut-Wurst-Case scenario.

Nice Nero, take a bow after that genius so late at night. "

Meli! How come you're awake so late? It's already tomorrow

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"In the year before last Rêd tried smuggling German sausage and Swedish vodka out of Europe. Her suitcase caught fire and they had to evacuate the plane.

The whole event was pretty terrible.

It was the Absolut-Wurst-Case scenario.

Nice Nero, take a bow after that genius so late at night.

Thank you, oh fair maiden. I can't believe I'm still up. I really need to sleep... "

Same fine Sir, same. I'm trying to remove horniness and niggling self doubt. What a combination gone midnight.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"In the year before last Rêd tried smuggling German sausage and Swedish vodka out of Europe. Her suitcase caught fire and they had to evacuate the plane.

The whole event was pretty terrible.

It was the Absolut-Wurst-Case scenario.

Nice Nero, take a bow after that genius so late at night.

Meli! How come you're awake so late? It's already tomorrow "

Nero's naff jokes are keeping her awake....just like her libido.

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes


"In the year before last Rêd tried smuggling German sausage and Swedish vodka out of Europe. Her suitcase caught fire and they had to evacuate the plane.

The whole event was pretty terrible.

It was the Absolut-Wurst-Case scenario.

Nice Nero, take a bow after that genius so late at night.

Thank you, oh fair maiden. I can't believe I'm still up. I really need to sleep...

Same fine Sir, same. I'm trying to remove horniness and niggling self doubt. What a combination gone midnight."

And still typing perfectly, well done Meli! Lol

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Who told you about my sausage fetish? "

You did! Just now! And it's duly noted...for the future.

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"In the year before last Rêd tried smuggling German sausage and Swedish vodka out of Europe. Her suitcase caught fire and they had to evacuate the plane.

The whole event was pretty terrible.

It was the Absolut-Wurst-Case scenario.

Nice Nero, take a bow after that genius so late at night.

Meli! How come you're awake so late? It's already tomorrow

Nero's naff jokes are keeping her awake....just like her libido."

We like Nero's naff jokes here on Nocturnal. In fact, we just like Nero xx

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

Just been up town and there’s a bloke near Kinky_couple's High Street with a suitcase selling COVID 19 vaccines. £2 each or three for a Pfizer.

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Just been up town and there’s a bloke near Kinky_couple's High Street with a suitcase selling COVID 19 vaccines. £2 each or three for a Pfizer."

You're killing me, tonight

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"In the year before last Rêd tried smuggling German sausage and Swedish vodka out of Europe. Her suitcase caught fire and they had to evacuate the plane.

The whole event was pretty terrible.

It was the Absolut-Wurst-Case scenario.

Nice Nero, take a bow after that genius so late at night.

Meli! How come you're awake so late? It's already tomorrow

Nero's naff jokes are keeping her awake....just like her libido.

We like Nero's naff jokes here on Nocturnal. In fact, we just like Nero xx"

The feeling is mutual. I think you've totally outclassed Jím and Åsh this 'evening'.

But don't tell them I told you so.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"It's a bloody rip off, isn't it? What is it, £25 per case, each way?

Something like that. Gotta contribute to Mr O'Leary's Christmas gathering somehow! "

Such rip offs.

Take them to court, t'court I tell ya!

It'll be an open-and-shut case!

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"In the year before last Rêd tried smuggling German sausage and Swedish vodka out of Europe. Her suitcase caught fire and they had to evacuate the plane.

The whole event was pretty terrible.

It was the Absolut-Wurst-Case scenario.

Nice Nero, take a bow after that genius so late at night.

Meli! How come you're awake so late? It's already tomorrow

Nero's naff jokes are keeping her awake....just like her libido.

We like Nero's naff jokes here on Nocturnal. In fact, we just like Nero xx

The feeling is mutual. I think you've totally outclassed Jím and Åsh this 'evening'.

But don't tell them I told you so."

Well I'm very pleased to hear that, Nero. It's the boobs, right?

And I didn't even need a sit down wee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening you lovely lot!

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Good evening you lovely lot!"

Good evening, Gevin!

I hope you've had a fabulous Friday? Xx

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"In the year before last Rêd tried smuggling German sausage and Swedish vodka out of Europe. Her suitcase caught fire and they had to evacuate the plane.

The whole event was pretty terrible.

It was the Absolut-Wurst-Case scenario.

Nice Nero, take a bow after that genius so late at night.

Meli! How come you're awake so late? It's already tomorrow

Nero's naff jokes are keeping her awake....just like her libido.

We like Nero's naff jokes here on Nocturnal. In fact, we just like Nero xx

The feeling is mutual. I think you've totally outclassed Jím and Åsh this 'evening'.

But don't tell them I told you so.

Well I'm very pleased to hear that, Nero. It's the boobs, right?

And I didn't even need a sit down wee "

Correct: Jím and Åsh's boobs just aren't up to the mark.

(P.S. My cock is connected to a catheter; I don't need to sit down either!)

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"In the year before last Rêd tried smuggling German sausage and Swedish vodka out of Europe. Her suitcase caught fire and they had to evacuate the plane.

The whole event was pretty terrible.

It was the Absolut-Wurst-Case scenario.

Nice Nero, take a bow after that genius so late at night.

Meli! How come you're awake so late? It's already tomorrow

Nero's naff jokes are keeping her awake....just like her libido.

We like Nero's naff jokes here on Nocturnal. In fact, we just like Nero xx

The feeling is mutual. I think you've totally outclassed Jím and Åsh this 'evening'.

But don't tell them I told you so.

Well I'm very pleased to hear that, Nero. It's the boobs, right?

And I didn't even need a sit down wee

Correct: Jím and Åsh's boobs just aren't up to the mark.

(P.S. My cock is connected to a catheter; I don't need to sit down either!)"

Hey, if that's your thing Nero, I'm happy to be your nurse

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By *hunderace...Man
over a year ago

Dudley


"ThunderBotty!! You slipped in at the end, too.

Yes, imost certainly am going in April. And I'll be so pleased to finally get a hug off you xx"

Ohhh yeah baby... I'll be practicing ready to recieve a big booby hug from you xx

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"ThunderBotty!! You slipped in at the end, too.

Yes, imost certainly am going in April. And I'll be so pleased to finally get a hug off you xx

Ohhh yeah baby... I'll be practicing ready to recieve a big booby hug from you xx "

Loads of hugs, ThunderBotty. That's what you'll be getting from me xx

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By *hunderace...Man
over a year ago

Dudley


"ThunderBotty!! You slipped in at the end, too.

Yes, imost certainly am going in April. And I'll be so pleased to finally get a hug off you xx

Ohhh yeah baby... I'll be practicing ready to recieve a big booby hug from you xx

Loads of hugs, ThunderBotty. That's what you'll be getting from me xx"

I totally can't wait and just when you think I can't take any more squeezing give me some more...xx

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"In the year before last Rêd tried smuggling German sausage and Swedish vodka out of Europe. Her suitcase caught fire and they had to evacuate the plane.

The whole event was pretty terrible.

It was the Absolut-Wurst-Case scenario.

Nice Nero, take a bow after that genius so late at night.

Meli! How come you're awake so late? It's already tomorrow "

Hello delightful Red! I felt awful leaving you hanging (down with the cool kids here) so I've come back especially to reply. It's very late for me. I've been talking to a delightful doddering friend about all sorts and the adrenaline of that... spark has meant I'm up way past my bedtime. I've not even watched a single Witcher episode. Such a silly woman, I think I'm a hopeless case at times. I've even started thinking I'm hot stuff. No hope.

I hope you're good Red, I've really enjoyed you hosting this. You should do it again.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"In the year before last Rêd tried smuggling German sausage and Swedish vodka out of Europe. Her suitcase caught fire and they had to evacuate the plane.

The whole event was pretty terrible.

It was the Absolut-Wurst-Case scenario.

Nice Nero, take a bow after that genius so late at night.

Meli! How come you're awake so late? It's already tomorrow

Nero's naff jokes are keeping her awake....just like her libido.

We like Nero's naff jokes here on Nocturnal. In fact, we just like Nero xx

The feeling is mutual. I think you've totally outclassed Jím and Åsh this 'evening'.

But don't tell them I told you so.

Well I'm very pleased to hear that, Nero. It's the boobs, right?

And I didn't even need a sit down wee

Correct: Jím and Åsh's boobs just aren't up to the mark.

(P.S. My cock is connected to a catheter; I don't need to sit down either!)

Hey, if that's your thing Nero, I'm happy to be your nurse "

I thought you'd never ask!

Right, I'm off to bed. It's been lugg-ages since I last slept.

Good night all. xx

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Right, think I'll hit the hay.

It's been great fun. Excellent nocturnaling people!

Night night xx

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By *hunderace...Man
over a year ago

Dudley


"Right, think I'll hit the hay.

It's been great fun. Excellent nocturnaling people!

Night night xx"

Night you wonderful woman you... xx

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes


"Right, think I'll hit the hay.

It's been great fun. Excellent nocturnaling people!

Night night xx"

Night, great work tonight!!

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By *hunderace...Man
over a year ago

Dudley

Is everyone else going to bed? Any poor soul at work like me...

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"In the year before last Rêd tried smuggling German sausage and Swedish vodka out of Europe. Her suitcase caught fire and they had to evacuate the plane.

The whole event was pretty terrible.

It was the Absolut-Wurst-Case scenario.

Nice Nero, take a bow after that genius so late at night.

Meli! How come you're awake so late? It's already tomorrow

Hello delightful Red! I felt awful leaving you hanging (down with the cool kids here) so I've come back especially to reply. It's very late for me. I've been talking to a delightful doddering friend about all sorts and the adrenaline of that... spark has meant I'm up way past my bedtime. I've not even watched a single Witcher episode. Such a silly woman, I think I'm a hopeless case at times. I've even started thinking I'm hot stuff. No hope.

I hope you're good Red, I've really enjoyed you hosting this. You should do it again. "

Aw, thanks Meli

And thanks for staying up late especially. It's a Witcher day for me tomorrow. Can't wait! Xx

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"In the year before last Rêd tried smuggling German sausage and Swedish vodka out of Europe. Her suitcase caught fire and they had to evacuate the plane.

The whole event was pretty terrible.

It was the Absolut-Wurst-Case scenario.

Nice Nero, take a bow after that genius so late at night.

Meli! How come you're awake so late? It's already tomorrow

Nero's naff jokes are keeping her awake....just like her libido.

We like Nero's naff jokes here on Nocturnal. In fact, we just like Nero xx

The feeling is mutual. I think you've totally outclassed Jím and Åsh this 'evening'.

But don't tell them I told you so.

Well I'm very pleased to hear that, Nero. It's the boobs, right?

And I didn't even need a sit down wee

Correct: Jím and Åsh's boobs just aren't up to the mark.

(P.S. My cock is connected to a catheter; I don't need to sit down either!)

Hey, if that's your thing Nero, I'm happy to be your nurse

I thought you'd never ask!

Right, I'm off to bed. It's been lugg-ages since I last slept.

Good night all. xx"

Goodnight Nero, and thanks for playing xx

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes


"In the year before last Rêd tried smuggling German sausage and Swedish vodka out of Europe. Her suitcase caught fire and they had to evacuate the plane.

The whole event was pretty terrible.

It was the Absolut-Wurst-Case scenario.

Nice Nero, take a bow after that genius so late at night.

Meli! How come you're awake so late? It's already tomorrow

Hello delightful Red! I felt awful leaving you hanging (down with the cool kids here) so I've come back especially to reply. It's very late for me. I've been talking to a delightful doddering friend about all sorts and the adrenaline of that... spark has meant I'm up way past my bedtime. I've not even watched a single Witcher episode. Such a silly woman, I think I'm a hopeless case at times. I've even started thinking I'm hot stuff. No hope.

I hope you're good Red, I've really enjoyed you hosting this. You should do it again.

Aw, thanks Meli

And thanks for staying up late especially. It's a Witcher day for me tomorrow. Can't wait! Xx"

Just finished it!! Been a well spent evening

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Right, think I'll hit the hay.

It's been great fun. Excellent nocturnaling people!

Night night xx

Night, great work tonight!!"

Thanks Spud xc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't sleep. So tired... might as well be here instead.

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"In the year before last Rêd tried smuggling German sausage and Swedish vodka out of Europe. Her suitcase caught fire and they had to evacuate the plane.

The whole event was pretty terrible.

It was the Absolut-Wurst-Case scenario.

Nice Nero, take a bow after that genius so late at night.

Meli! How come you're awake so late? It's already tomorrow

Hello delightful Red! I felt awful leaving you hanging (down with the cool kids here) so I've come back especially to reply. It's very late for me. I've been talking to a delightful doddering friend about all sorts and the adrenaline of that... spark has meant I'm up way past my bedtime. I've not even watched a single Witcher episode. Such a silly woman, I think I'm a hopeless case at times. I've even started thinking I'm hot stuff. No hope.

I hope you're good Red, I've really enjoyed you hosting this. You should do it again.

Aw, thanks Meli

And thanks for staying up late especially. It's a Witcher day for me tomorrow. Can't wait! Xx

Just finished it!! Been a well spent evening"

I'd have been watching if I wasn't the hostesss with the mostess!

Had to give my first go my full attention xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right, think I'll hit the hay.

It's been great fun. Excellent nocturnaling people!

Night night xx"

Night night Red, thanks for hosting xx

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Is everyone else going to bed? Any poor soul at work like me... "

Sorry TB, you're on your own xx

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Can't sleep. So tired... might as well be here instead. "

Well hello there....

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Right, think I'll hit the hay.

It's been great fun. Excellent nocturnaling people!

Night night xx

Night night Red, thanks for hosting xx"

You're very welcome guys xx

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By *hunderace...Man
over a year ago

Dudley


"Is everyone else going to bed? Any poor soul at work like me...

Sorry TB, you're on your own xx"

Oh that just makes me more mischievous...

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Is everyone else going to bed? Any poor soul at work like me...

Sorry TB, you're on your own xx

Oh that just makes me more mischievous... "

You're mischievous enough, you cheeky monkey

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By *hunderace...Man
over a year ago

Dudley


"Can't sleep. So tired... might as well be here instead. "

Now thats some fancy ropework in your pics there, I was asked once if I could do that once but I told her I was a fraid knot...

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By *ayjay218Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Red I have never been a lover of Xmas pudding but for some reason I have a huge craving for them now, strange I just can’t understand where it came from

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Can't sleep. So tired... might as well be here instead.

Now thats some fancy ropework in your pics there, I was asked once if I could do that once but I told her I was a fraid knot..."

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Red I have never been a lover of Xmas pudding but for some reason I have a huge craving for them now, strange I just can’t understand where it came from "

Thank you, JayJay. Xx

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Good evening Red. Hello all

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By *ayjay218Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"Red I have never been a lover of Xmas pudding but for some reason I have a huge craving for them now, strange I just can’t understand where it came from

Thank you, JayJay. Xx"

well I was thinking that Xmas puddings should not be neglected as the rest of their year is pretty quiet lol x

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By *napperSpikeMan
over a year ago

St Albans

Good evening all. Just got in from a fun Kinky Tease fetish evening at Penthouse Playrooms in Dunstable

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°

I'll jump back in since I can't sleep

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes


"I'll jump back in since I can't sleep "

Good shout!

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By *hunderace...Man
over a year ago

Dudley


"Good evening Red. Hello all "

Evening Lorraine, how's things with you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening all. Just got in from a fun Kinky Tease fetish evening at Penthouse Playrooms in Dunstable "

Sounds fun.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Good evening Red. Hello all

Evening Lorraine, how's things with you?"

Hi Thunderace, I’m great thanks.

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By *hunderace...Man
over a year ago

Dudley


"Good evening Red. Hello all

Evening Lorraine, how's things with you?

Hi Thunderace, I’m great thanks.

"

Are you looking forward to getting back in the sun or might Manchester gain a very gorgeous illegal migrant..?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Just been up town and there’s a bloke near Kinky_couple's High Street with a suitcase selling COVID 19 vaccines. £2 each or three for a Pfizer."

This has tickled me! Just about to leave for the åirpørt, Mr Nero

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Just been up town and there’s a bloke near Kinky_couple's High Street with a suitcase selling COVID 19 vaccines. £2 each or three for a Pfizer.

This has tickled me! Just about to leave for the åirpørt, Mr Nero "

Safe trip, Lovely x

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Just been up town and there’s a bloke near Kinky_couple's High Street with a suitcase selling COVID 19 vaccines. £2 each or three for a Pfizer.

This has tickled me! Just about to leave for the åirpørt, Mr Nero "

Enjoy!

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By *irralhandymanMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

This thread still going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread still going "

It is now.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

It's threadbare.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Dafuq?!

I poke my head in and this is what I find!

8wks ago, we were heading off on our hols

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