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"When do things get proper dirrrrty? " Haha! Good evening Sir Boots! And congrats on being #firstface. Your prize is a packet of Jaffa cakes & a 15minute snog from me  | |||
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"Evening  "Good evening Lovely Lorna! I'm afraid Suits has put you back into brackets  | |||
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"Oh hello Red nice to see you as a host. "Rose!!!! Hope you're feeling better soon, lovely. Yes. It's my virgin thread. So innocent  | |||
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"Oh hello Red nice to see you as a host.
Rose!!!! Hope you're feeling better soon, lovely. Yes. It's my virgin thread. So innocent "Looks like _uit and boots got to deflower you | |||
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"Good Eeeevening! Jim AWOL again? "Evening GG! How are you this fine Friday Eve? Jim is off looking for Santa, as he heard he was on the naughty list. No bulging sack for Jimothy! | |||
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"Merry evening all y'alls." Merry. When is the next Bacchanalia | |||
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"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening all" Evening Spud! Pucker up & lay your lips on me  | |||
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"Good Eeeevening! Jim AWOL again?
Evening GG! How are you this fine Friday Eve?
Jim is off looking for Santa, as he heard he was on the naughty list. No bulging sack for Jimothy! "I'm OK, I've had a good week. | |||
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"Good evening Red and everyone.. .what time does the flirting start?... "Well good evening Ash. And might I say you're looking rather dashing this evening. Fancy a fumble? Don't tell (Lorna)  | |||
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"Oh hello Red nice to see you as a host.
Rose!!!! Hope you're feeling better soon, lovely. Yes. It's my virgin thread. So innocent
Looks like _uit and boots got to deflower you "Oh he did more than that, Rose..... | |||
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"When do things get proper dirrrrty? Haha! Good evening Sir Boots! And congrats on being #firstface. Your prize is a packet of Jaffa cakes & a 15minute snog from me ". Good evening, please may I watch? I'll even hold the jaffa cakes for the 15 minutes and promise not to open them.
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"Merry evening all y'alls." And a merry evening back to you, Dionysus! Do you have a kilt? Can I stroke it? | |||
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"Merry evening all y'alls. Merry. When is the next Bacchanalia "When ever you like! That's the beauty of it. | |||
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"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening all Evening Spud! Pucker up & lay your lips on me "Ooh, as you asked so nicely  | |||
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"Good evening Red and everyone.. .what time does the flirting start?...
Well good evening Ash. And might I say you're looking rather dashing this evening. Fancy a fumble? Don't tell (Lorna) "I love a Friday night fumble...I won't say anything to Lorna... | |||
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"Merry evening all y'alls. And a merry evening back to you, Dionysus! Do you have a kilt? Can I stroke it? "Yes and yes. And also yes please. Please. | |||
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"Merry evening all y'alls. Merry. When is the next Bacchanalia "Well Bacchanalia really only happens once a year.... But it's Nocturnal! And I'm Volupa, the Goddess of Sensual Pleasures. Let's get sexy, people | |||
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"Good Eeeevening! Jim AWOL again?
Evening GG! How are you this fine Friday Eve?
Jim is off looking for Santa, as he heard he was on the naughty list. No bulging sack for Jimothy!
I'm OK, I've had a good week."Excellent! No hospital appointments in the offing? Stay well for Xmas, GG! X | |||
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"Merry evening all y'alls. Merry. When is the next Bacchanalia
Well Bacchanalia really only happens once a year.... But it's Nocturnal! And I'm Volupa, the Goddess of Sensual Pleasures. Let's get sexy, people "Imagine.. gathering of sex gods and goddesses. Feast and dancing and lots of inappropriateness;-) | |||
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"Merry evening all y'alls. Merry. When is the next Bacchanalia
When ever you like! That's the beauty of it. "I get to pick?! I'm converting. Sweet | |||
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"When do things get proper dirrrrty? Haha! Good evening Sir Boots! And congrats on being #firstface. Your prize is a packet of Jaffa cakes & a 15minute snog from me .
Good evening, please may I watch? I'll even hold the jaffa cakes for the 15 minutes and promise not to open them.
Evie"Hello Evie, you beautiful creature! I think you join in, Suits won't mind. Neither do I! I mean, if anyone can tempt me to the saphic side, it's you x
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"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening all Evening Spud! Pucker up & lay your lips on me
Ooh, as you asked so nicely "And of you could just stroke my hair, too? | |||
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"Merry evening all y'alls. Merry. When is the next Bacchanalia
When ever you like! That's the beauty of it.
I get to pick?! I'm converting. Sweet "You pick the time... but it's in a small clearing in the woods of an Aberdeenshire village. Hey, I don't make the rules! | |||
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"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening all Evening Spud! Pucker up & lay your lips on me
Ooh, as you asked so nicely
And of you could just stroke my hair, too? "Oh, that's a given | |||
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"When do things get proper dirrrrty? Haha! Good evening Sir Boots! And congrats on being #firstface. Your prize is a packet of Jaffa cakes & a 15minute snog from me .
Good evening, please may I watch? I'll even hold the jaffa cakes for the 15 minutes and promise not to open them.
Evie
Hello Evie, you beautiful creature!
I think you join in, Suits won't mind. Neither do I! I mean, if anyone can tempt me to the saphic side, it's you x
"3 way kissing, hell yes! But......are we are allowed to share the jaffa cakes too or does that just make me a greedy girl | |||
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"Good evening Red and everyone.. .what time does the flirting start?...
Well good evening Ash. And might I say you're looking rather dashing this evening. Fancy a fumble? Don't tell (Lorna)
I love a Friday night fumble...I won't say anything to Lorna..."Excellent!! Get in all out before you become Mr Lorna
Ooh, I say, is that a packet of Hobnobs in your pocket, or are you just pleased to Nocturnal? | |||
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"Merry evening all y'alls. And a merry evening back to you, Dionysus! Do you have a kilt? Can I stroke it?
Yes and yes.
And also yes please.
Please."Oh, yes! Yes!YES!! Your scottishness is making me all warm inside | |||
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"When do things get proper dirrrrty? Haha! Good evening Sir Boots! And congrats on being #firstface. Your prize is a packet of Jaffa cakes & a 15minute snog from me "15 minutes! That’s like two shags!!! | |||
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 passing through… gripped by making a murderer after being cock blocked by bloody covid! Grrrrrrrr have a wonderful evening x | |||
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"Merry evening all y'alls. Merry. When is the next Bacchanalia
Well Bacchanalia really only happens once a year.... But it's Nocturnal! And I'm Volupa, the Goddess of Sensual Pleasures. Let's get sexy, people
Imagine.. gathering of sex gods and goddesses. Feast and dancing and lots of inappropriateness;-) "Or is that just dogging, Rose? | |||
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"Merry evening all y'alls. Merry. When is the next Bacchanalia
When ever you like! That's the beauty of it.
I get to pick?! I'm converting. Sweet
You pick the time... but it's in a small clearing in the woods of an Aberdeenshire village.
Hey, I don't make the rules! "Oooft! I'm so there, Dionysus | |||
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"When do things get proper dirrrrty? Haha! Good evening Sir Boots! And congrats on being #firstface. Your prize is a packet of Jaffa cakes & a 15minute snog from me .
Good evening, please may I watch? I'll even hold the jaffa cakes for the 15 minutes and promise not to open them.
Evie
Hello Evie, you beautiful creature!
I think you join in, Suits won't mind. Neither do I! I mean, if anyone can tempt me to the saphic side, it's you x
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"When do things get proper dirrrrty? Haha! Good evening Sir Boots! And congrats on being #firstface. Your prize is a packet of Jaffa cakes & a 15minute snog from me .
Good evening, please may I watch? I'll even hold the jaffa cakes for the 15 minutes and promise not to open them.
Evie
Hello Evie, you beautiful creature!
I think you join in, Suits won't mind. Neither do I! I mean, if anyone can tempt me to the saphic side, it's you x
3 way kissing, hell yes! But......are we are allowed to share the jaffa cakes too or does that just make me a greedy girl "As it's you, ok. But I don't normally share food. Me & Joey | |||
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"When do things get proper dirrrrty? Haha! Good evening Sir Boots! And congrats on being #firstface. Your prize is a packet of Jaffa cakes & a 15minute snog from me .
Good evening, please may I watch? I'll even hold the jaffa cakes for the 15 minutes and promise not to open them.
Evie
Hello Evie, you beautiful creature!
I think you join in, Suits won't mind. Neither do I! I mean, if anyone can tempt me to the saphic side, it's you x
After 15 mins Evie’s gonna be on CPR duties for me! " bucket of water over you and whilst I wait for you to come round I'll eat your jaffa cakes Well I'll share them with Red of course. | |||
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"Merry evening all y'alls. And a merry evening back to you, Dionysus! Do you have a kilt? Can I stroke it?
Yes and yes.
And also yes please.
Please.
Oh, yes! Yes!YES!!
Your scottishness is making me all warm inside "And your warm inside is making me all...  | |||
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"When do things get proper dirrrrty? Haha! Good evening Sir Boots! And congrats on being #firstface. Your prize is a packet of Jaffa cakes & a 15minute snog from me
15 minutes! That’s like two shags!!!"Oh I'm sure you can last longer that that, Sir. | |||
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"Merry evening all y'alls. Merry. When is the next Bacchanalia
Well Bacchanalia really only happens once a year.... But it's Nocturnal! And I'm Volupa, the Goddess of Sensual Pleasures. Let's get sexy, people
Imagine.. gathering of sex gods and goddesses. Feast and dancing and lots of inappropriateness;-)
Or is that just dogging, Rose? "Noooo God no! It's more sophisticated | |||
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"Merry evening all y'alls. Merry. When is the next Bacchanalia
When ever you like! That's the beauty of it.
I get to pick?! I'm converting. Sweet
You pick the time... but it's in a small clearing in the woods of an Aberdeenshire village.
Hey, I don't make the rules! "I'll get my forest nymph costume on | |||
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"Merry evening all y'alls. Merry. When is the next Bacchanalia
Well Bacchanalia really only happens once a year.... But it's Nocturnal! And I'm Volupa, the Goddess of Sensual Pleasures. Let's get sexy, people
Imagine.. gathering of sex gods and goddesses. Feast and dancing and lots of inappropriateness;-)
Or is that just dogging, Rose?
Noooo God no!
It's more sophisticated "Yeah, there's a feast first! | |||
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"Good evening oh luscious one passing through… gripped by making a murderer after being cock blocked by bloody covid! Grrrrrrrr have a wonderful evening x"Oh Saff!
It is good isn't it?
This covid malarkey is a cock block extraordinaire! I need to get the deets off you about Tree Bitch..... | |||
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"Merry evening all y'alls. Merry. When is the next Bacchanalia
When ever you like! That's the beauty of it.
I get to pick?! I'm converting. Sweet
You pick the time... but it's in a small clearing in the woods of an Aberdeenshire village.
Hey, I don't make the rules!
I'll get my forest nymph costume on "Drool... | |||
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"When do things get proper dirrrrty? Haha! Good evening Sir Boots! And congrats on being #firstface. Your prize is a packet of Jaffa cakes & a 15minute snog from me .
Good evening, please may I watch? I'll even hold the jaffa cakes for the 15 minutes and promise not to open them.
Evie
Hello Evie, you beautiful creature!
I think you join in, Suits won't mind. Neither do I! I mean, if anyone can tempt me to the saphic side, it's you x
After 15 mins Evie’s gonna be on CPR duties for me! "Well while she pumps your chest & blows into your mouth, I'll just give you a little blow, shall I? | |||
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"Good Eeeevening! Jim AWOL again?
Evening GG! How are you this fine Friday Eve?
Jim is off looking for Santa, as he heard he was on the naughty list. No bulging sack for Jimothy!
I'm OK, I've had a good week.
Excellent! No hospital appointments in the offing? Stay well for Xmas, GG! X"My GP is referring me to see consultants, but I'll bet these are put back to goodness when, due to the Vaccination programme | |||
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"Merry evening all y'alls. And a merry evening back to you, Dionysus! Do you have a kilt? Can I stroke it?
Yes and yes.
And also yes please.
Please.
Oh, yes! Yes!YES!!
Your scottishness is making me all warm inside
And your warm inside is making me all... "I've come over all unnecessary! Speak Scottish to me
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"Merry evening all y'alls. Merry. When is the next Bacchanalia
Well Bacchanalia really only happens once a year.... But it's Nocturnal! And I'm Volupa, the Goddess of Sensual Pleasures. Let's get sexy, people
Imagine.. gathering of sex gods and goddesses. Feast and dancing and lots of inappropriateness;-)
Or is that just dogging, Rose?
Noooo God no!
It's more sophisticated "Haha, I was just joking! I'm well up for a romp in a secluded forest | |||
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"Merry evening all y'alls. Merry. When is the next Bacchanalia
Well Bacchanalia really only happens once a year.... But it's Nocturnal! And I'm Volupa, the Goddess of Sensual Pleasures. Let's get sexy, people
Imagine.. gathering of sex gods and goddesses. Feast and dancing and lots of inappropriateness;-)
Or is that just dogging, Rose?
Noooo God no!
It's more sophisticated
Yeah, there's a feast first!"Then you can feast on us! Ooooft! | |||
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"Good evening oh luscious one passing through… gripped by making a murderer after being cock blocked by bloody covid! Grrrrrrrr have a wonderful evening x
Oh Saff!
It is good isn't it?
This covid malarkey is a cock block extraordinaire! I need to get the deets off you about Tree Bitch..... " take him!!!! I’d love some peace!!! And yes.. grrrrrrrr bugger off covid!!! I’ve plans to make  | |||
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"Merry evening all y'alls. Merry. When is the next Bacchanalia
Well Bacchanalia really only happens once a year.... But it's Nocturnal! And I'm Volupa, the Goddess of Sensual Pleasures. Let's get sexy, people
Imagine.. gathering of sex gods and goddesses. Feast and dancing and lots of inappropriateness;-)
Or is that just dogging, Rose?
Noooo God no!
It's more sophisticated
Yeah, there's a feast first!"How do I get an invite? | |||
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"When do things get proper dirrrrty? Haha! Good evening Sir Boots! And congrats on being #firstface. Your prize is a packet of Jaffa cakes & a 15minute snog from me .
Good evening, please may I watch? I'll even hold the jaffa cakes for the 15 minutes and promise not to open them.
Evie
Hello Evie, you beautiful creature!
I think you join in, Suits won't mind. Neither do I! I mean, if anyone can tempt me to the saphic side, it's you x
After 15 mins Evie’s gonna be on CPR duties for me!
Well while she pumps your chest & blows into your mouth, I'll just give you a little blow, shall I? "I’d it ok if I pump both yours and Evie’s chests instead? | |||
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"Merry evening all y'alls. And a merry evening back to you, Dionysus! Do you have a kilt? Can I stroke it?
Yes and yes.
And also yes please.
Please.
Oh, yes! Yes!YES!!
Your scottishness is making me all warm inside
And your warm inside is making me all...
I've come over all unnecessary! Speak Scottish to me
#theresbeenamurder "Ha! It's a braw, bricht, moonlicht nicht the nicht. | |||
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"Merry evening all y'alls. Merry. When is the next Bacchanalia
Well Bacchanalia really only happens once a year.... But it's Nocturnal! And I'm Volupa, the Goddess of Sensual Pleasures. Let's get sexy, people
Imagine.. gathering of sex gods and goddesses. Feast and dancing and lots of inappropriateness;-)
Or is that just dogging, Rose?
Noooo God no!
It's more sophisticated
Yeah, there's a feast first!
Then you can feast on us! Ooooft! " | |||
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"Good Eeeevening! Jim AWOL again?
Evening GG! How are you this fine Friday Eve?
Jim is off looking for Santa, as he heard he was on the naughty list. No bulging sack for Jimothy!
I'm OK, I've had a good week.
Excellent! No hospital appointments in the offing? Stay well for Xmas, GG! X
My GP is referring me to see consultants, but I'll bet these are put back to goodness when, due to the Vaccination programme"That is a worry, isn't it? Fingers crossed it won't delay things too much  | |||
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"Merry evening all y'alls. Merry. When is the next Bacchanalia
Well Bacchanalia really only happens once a year.... But it's Nocturnal! And I'm Volupa, the Goddess of Sensual Pleasures. Let's get sexy, people
Imagine.. gathering of sex gods and goddesses. Feast and dancing and lots of inappropriateness;-)
Or is that just dogging, Rose?
Noooo God no!
It's more sophisticated
Yeah, there's a feast first!
How do I get an invite? "Wear that tartan skirt and you'll get straight in, no queuing! | |||
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"Good evening "Good evening Princess! Have you recovered from your birthday celebrations? If you ask nicely, the lovely Nocturnalers will all give you a birthday snog xx | |||
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"Merry evening all y'alls. Merry. When is the next Bacchanalia
Well Bacchanalia really only happens once a year.... But it's Nocturnal! And I'm Volupa, the Goddess of Sensual Pleasures. Let's get sexy, people
Imagine.. gathering of sex gods and goddesses. Feast and dancing and lots of inappropriateness;-)
Or is that just dogging, Rose?
Noooo God no!
It's more sophisticated
Yeah, there's a feast first!
How do I get an invite?
Wear that tartan skirt and you'll get straight in, no queuing! "On my way, wearing only a skirt, brrrr bit nippy out | |||
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"Evening all! I'm feeling sorry for myself all full of the covid Your awesome pudding boob did raise a smile though, OP!
Mrs TMN x"Aw, Mrs TMN! That's so rubbish
I'm glad I brought a smile.
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"Merry evening all y'alls. Merry. When is the next Bacchanalia
Well Bacchanalia really only happens once a year.... But it's Nocturnal! And I'm Volupa, the Goddess of Sensual Pleasures. Let's get sexy, people
Imagine.. gathering of sex gods and goddesses. Feast and dancing and lots of inappropriateness;-)
Or is that just dogging, Rose?
Noooo God no!
It's more sophisticated
Yeah, there's a feast first!
How do I get an invite? "Just come along - clothing optional | |||
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"When do things get proper dirrrrty? Haha! Good evening Sir Boots! And congrats on being #firstface. Your prize is a packet of Jaffa cakes & a 15minute snog from me .
Good evening, please may I watch? I'll even hold the jaffa cakes for the 15 minutes and promise not to open them.
Evie
Hello Evie, you beautiful creature!
I think you join in, Suits won't mind. Neither do I! I mean, if anyone can tempt me to the saphic side, it's you x
After 15 mins Evie’s gonna be on CPR duties for me!
Well while she pumps your chest & blows into your mouth, I'll just give you a little blow, shall I?
I’d it ok if I pump both yours and Evie’s chests instead? "Pump me anytime, Sir | |||
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"Merry evening all y'alls. Merry. When is the next Bacchanalia
Well Bacchanalia really only happens once a year.... But it's Nocturnal! And I'm Volupa, the Goddess of Sensual Pleasures. Let's get sexy, people
Imagine.. gathering of sex gods and goddesses. Feast and dancing and lots of inappropriateness;-)
Or is that just dogging, Rose?
Noooo God no!
It's more sophisticated
Yeah, there's a feast first!
How do I get an invite?
Just come along - clothing optional "Huzzah!! | |||
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"Evening all! I'm feeling sorry for myself all full of the covid Your awesome pudding boob did raise a smile though, OP!
Mrs TMN x"Desperately trying not to make a crude remark about providing white sauce for Red’s Christmas pudding!  | |||
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"When do things get proper dirrrrty? Haha! Good evening Sir Boots! And congrats on being #firstface. Your prize is a packet of Jaffa cakes & a 15minute snog from me .
Good evening, please may I watch? I'll even hold the jaffa cakes for the 15 minutes and promise not to open them.
Evie
Hello Evie, you beautiful creature!
I think you join in, Suits won't mind. Neither do I! I mean, if anyone can tempt me to the saphic side, it's you x
After 15 mins Evie’s gonna be on CPR duties for me!
Well while she pumps your chest & blows into your mouth, I'll just give you a little blow, shall I?
I’d it ok if I pump both yours and Evie’s chests instead?
Pump me anytime, Sir "I’ll have you know this is a legally binding contract | |||
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"Good evening oh luscious one passing through… gripped by making a murderer after being cock blocked by bloody covid! Grrrrrrrr have a wonderful evening x
Oh Saff!
It is good isn't it?
This covid malarkey is a cock block extraordinaire! I need to get the deets off you about Tree Bitch.....
take him!!!! I’d love some peace!!! And yes.. grrrrrrrr bugger off covid!!! I’ve plans to make "Not least me coming to visit!!! You've got rid of Posh, now you've room for me. And I do believe there was cake mentioned.....? Xx | |||
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"Merry evening all y'alls. And a merry evening back to you, Dionysus! Do you have a kilt? Can I stroke it?
Yes and yes.
And also yes please.
Please.
Oh, yes! Yes!YES!!
Your scottishness is making me all warm inside
And your warm inside is making me all...
I've come over all unnecessary! Speak Scottish to me
#theresbeenamurder
Ha!
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"Evening all! I'm feeling sorry for myself all full of the covid Your awesome pudding boob did raise a smile though, OP!
Mrs TMN x
Aw, Mrs TMN! That's so rubbish
I'm glad I brought a smile.
Your Santa outfit is enough to raise temperatures, though "Ho, ho, and indeed, ho | |||
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Good evening Princess!
Have you recovered from your birthday celebrations?
If you ask nicely, the lovely Nocturnalers will all give you a birthday snog xx"I woke up with a pretty nasty cold but after a couple days being knocked out I'm good I swear
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Well Bacchanalia really only happens once a year.... But it's Nocturnal! And I'm Volupa, the Goddess of Sensual Pleasures. Let's get sexy, people
Imagine.. gathering of sex gods and goddesses. Feast and dancing and lots of inappropriateness;-)
Or is that just dogging, Rose?
Noooo God no!
It's more sophisticated
Yeah, there's a feast first!
How do I get an invite?
Wear that tartan skirt and you'll get straight in, no queuing!
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Good evening Princess!
Have you recovered from your birthday celebrations?
If you ask nicely, the lovely Nocturnalers will all give you a birthday snog xx
I woke up with a pretty nasty cold but after a couple days being knocked out I'm good I swear
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"Evening Red. Jim and Ash must be shitting their pants knowing how good a job you’ve done " Good evening Tren! Thank you very much, Sir. Jim just doesn't flirt enough, does he? How did son #1's birthday go? I hope he loved the presents & balloons xx | |||
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"When do things get proper dirrrrty? Haha! Good evening Sir Boots! And congrats on being #firstface. Your prize is a packet of Jaffa cakes & a 15minute snog from me .
Good evening, please may I watch? I'll even hold the jaffa cakes for the 15 minutes and promise not to open them.
Evie
Hello Evie, you beautiful creature!
I think you join in, Suits won't mind. Neither do I! I mean, if anyone can tempt me to the saphic side, it's you x
After 15 mins Evie’s gonna be on CPR duties for me!
Well while she pumps your chest & blows into your mouth, I'll just give you a little blow, shall I?
I’d it ok if I pump both yours and Evie’s chests instead?
Pump me anytime, Sir
I’ll have you know this is a legally binding contract "I'm not complaining. In fact, I'm thinking dirrrrrrty thoughts now | |||
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"Evening all! I'm feeling sorry for myself all full of the covid Your awesome pudding boob did raise a smile though, OP!
Mrs TMN x
Aw, Mrs TMN! That's so rubbish
I'm glad I brought a smile.
Your Santa outfit is enough to raise temperatures, though
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I'm glad I brought a smile.
Your Santa outfit is enough to raise temperatures, though
Ho, ho, and indeed, ho
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"Evening Red. Jim and Ash must be shitting their pants knowing how good a job you’ve done Good evening Tren! Thank you very much, Sir. Jim just doesn't flirt enough, does he? How did son #1's birthday go? I hope he loved the presents & balloons xx" Ah he loved them thank you. He’s out celebrating with his mates now. The sick bucket is ready for his return | |||
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"Evening all! I'm feeling sorry for myself all full of the covid Your awesome pudding boob did raise a smile though, OP!
Mrs TMN x
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"Good evening oh luscious one passing through… gripped by making a murderer after being cock blocked by bloody covid! Grrrrrrrr have a wonderful evening x
Oh Saff!
It is good isn't it?
This covid malarkey is a cock block extraordinaire! I need to get the deets off you about Tree Bitch.....
take him!!!! I’d love some peace!!! And yes.. grrrrrrrr bugger off covid!!! I’ve plans to make
Not least me coming to visit!!!
You've got rid of Posh, now you've room for me. And I do believe there was cake mentioned.....? Xx"Always room for you and there will always be cake… epic amounts of cake… brace yourself!!! | |||
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Good evening Princess!
Have you recovered from your birthday celebrations?
If you ask nicely, the lovely Nocturnalers will all give you a birthday snog xx
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"Evening all! I'm feeling sorry for myself all full of the covid Your awesome pudding boob did raise a smile though, OP!
Mrs TMN x
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"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're NOT listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is NOT Jim hot. I repeat, this is NOT Jim hot. Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos. Talk about absolutely anything you want. Now put your sexy pants on & let's Nocturnal! " Errrrrrrrrrrrr I recognise the very start of that intro, lady
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, dearest Red, and welcome to "get everything on the fucking floor at Kinky Castle and panic that your sarong has been kidn@pped by erstwhile pirates." It's fun and frolics here
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Im a right classy bird, me "Second class; self adhesive?!
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"Good evening oh luscious one passing through… gripped by making a murderer after being cock blocked by bloody covid! Grrrrrrrr have a wonderful evening x
Oh Saff!
It is good isn't it?
This covid malarkey is a cock block extraordinaire! I need to get the deets off you about Tree Bitch.....
take him!!!! I’d love some peace!!! And yes.. grrrrrrrr bugger off covid!!! I’ve plans to make
Not least me coming to visit!!!
You've got rid of Posh, now you've room for me. And I do believe there was cake mentioned.....? Xx
Always room for you and there will always be cake… epic amounts of cake… brace yourself!!!"Be still my beating heart
I'll be there with bells on. And I promise to only hug the Monkey as I arrive & leave.
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"Evening all! I'm feeling sorry for myself all full of the covid Your awesome pudding boob did raise a smile though, OP!
Mrs TMN x
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You'd not be first or, I fear, the last. But as you know, I don't like white sauce
How about a squeezy bottle of honey? "Mmmmmm sweet & sticky. Just like me | |||
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Hey Meli, where’s the bauble boobies pictures I heard you talking about? "They're yours to see whenever you want. Suits, help me think of a festive photo that doesn't involve my boobs, they're a bit overused aren't they now? | |||
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, dearest Red, and welcome to "get everything on the fucking floor at Kinky Castle and panic that your sarong has been kidn@pped by erstwhile pirates." It's fun and frolics here
I finished work at nearly 8pm so also fucking exhausted "KC!! You made it! If anyone needs a holiday it's you. I'm just glad they haven't stopped travel for you. Xx | |||
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"Evening. " Good evening MacDreamy! How's your Friday going? You look a little chilly in your pic, no clothes and all that...Would you like me to warm you up? | |||
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Evening Meli!
Hello Dionysus you blast from the past you."Only took me 6 years to find the forum. 
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Ay! Speak for yourself, Spud!
Im a right classy bird, me
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Hey Meli, where’s the bauble boobies pictures I heard you talking about?
They're yours to see whenever you want. Suits, help me think of a festive photo that doesn't involve my boobs, they're a bit overused aren't they now? "Folk never tire of seeing boobs, Meli. Get 'em out & adorn them with baubles!! X | |||
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Hey Meli, where’s the bauble boobies pictures I heard you talking about?
They're yours to see whenever you want. Suits, help me think of a festive photo that doesn't involve my boobs, they're a bit overused aren't they now? "Plonk a Santa costume and deeley boppers on and sit in a wheelchair?! Just me?? | |||
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Hey Meli, where’s the bauble boobies pictures I heard you talking about?
They're yours to see whenever you want. Suits, help me think of a festive photo that doesn't involve my boobs, they're a bit overused aren't they now?
Plonk a Santa costume and deeley boppers on and sit in a wheelchair?! Just me?? "Just you, KC. But you make it rock! | |||
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, dearest Red, and welcome to "get everything on the fucking floor at Kinky Castle and panic that your sarong has been kidn@pped by erstwhile pirates." It's fun and frolics here
I finished work at nearly 8pm so also fucking exhausted
KC!! You made it!
If anyone needs a holiday it's you. I'm just glad they haven't stopped travel for you. Xx
"My Dad phoned me six times in a row and when I called him back in a panic, he told me Spain were stopping flights from midnight. France. He meant France. FFS! At least my last lesson this afternoon was a "gathering that wasn't a party with cheesy biscuits, lemonade and a revision* video." *The definition of revision may be subjective. Your statutory rights remain unaffected | |||
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Evening Meli!
Hello Dionysus you blast from the past you.
Only took me 6 years to find the forum.
How are you this fine night? "6 whole years huh? It's not like you to be so slow BC. I'm doing well. Unable to sleep for a myriad of reasons so passing time on here. How are you doing tonight? | |||
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"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're NOT listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is NOT Jim hot. I repeat, this is NOT Jim hot. Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos. Talk about absolutely anything you want. Now put your sexy pants on & let's Nocturnal! Errrrrrrrrrrrr I recognise the very start of that intro, lady
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, dearest Red, and welcome to "get everything on the fucking floor at Kinky Castle and panic that your sarong has been kidn@pped by erstwhile pirates." It's fun and frolics here
I finished work at nearly 8pm so also fucking exhausted
KC!! You made it!
If anyone needs a holiday it's you. I'm just glad they haven't stopped travel for you. Xx
My Dad phoned me six times in a row and when I called him back in a panic, he told me Spain were stopping flights from midnight. France. He meant France. FFS! At least my last lesson this afternoon was a "gathering that wasn't a party with cheesy biscuits, lemonade and a revision* video."
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Melificent Meli!
Welcome to Nocturnal! Yes, it's me, the Ravishing Red One (that's how I see myself in my head!)
How are you? I hope you've avoided the lurgy this week. I did. I obviously didn't snog enough folk last Saturday xx"If you want to see yourself as ravishing, own that title. I'm sure a few good men would agree with that.
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Start where you like!
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Evening Meli!
Hello Dionysus you blast from the past you.
Only took me 6 years to find the forum.
How are you this fine night?
6 whole years huh? It's not like you to be so slow BC.
I'm doing well. Unable to sleep for a myriad of reasons so passing time on here. How are you doing tonight? "Are you suggesting I'm usually 'quick'?! Well, you called me BC so I'll let you off.
You know I'm a sucker for a cuppa - just waiting for the last one to wear off so I can get some sleep.
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Melificent Meli!
Welcome to Nocturnal! Yes, it's me, the Ravishing Red One (that's how I see myself in my head!)
How are you? I hope you've avoided the lurgy this week. I did. I obviously didn't snog enough folk last Saturday xx
If you want to see yourself as ravishing, own that title. I'm sure a few good men would agree with that.
I've avoided it as well, I was a snog free zone on Saturday. "Same here, Meli. I didn't do any tonsil hockey. Just hugs, cuddles & more hugs. Have you eaten your cake yet? Mine lasted til Tuesday | |||
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Evening Meli!
Hello Dionysus you blast from the past you.
Only took me 6 years to find the forum.
How are you this fine night?
6 whole years huh? It's not like you to be so slow BC.
I'm doing well. Unable to sleep for a myriad of reasons so passing time on here. How are you doing tonight?
Are you suggesting I'm usually 'quick'?!
Well, you called me BC so I'll let you off.
You know I'm a sucker for a cuppa - just waiting for the last one to wear off so I can get some sleep.
I'm happy tonight. Finished work for the year now, pretty much. And sexy ladies were flirting with me, above. Life is good. "Ooh, are you calling me a sexy lady? *The sexy Scot thinks I'm sexy* Woohoo!! X | |||
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Evening Meli!
Hello Dionysus you blast from the past you.
Only took me 6 years to find the forum.
How are you this fine night?
6 whole years huh? It's not like you to be so slow BC.
I'm doing well. Unable to sleep for a myriad of reasons so passing time on here. How are you doing tonight?
Are you suggesting I'm usually 'quick'?!
Well, you called me BC so I'll let you off.
You know I'm a sucker for a cuppa - just waiting for the last one to wear off so I can get some sleep.
I'm happy tonight. Finished work for the year now, pretty much. And sexy ladies were flirting with me, above. Life is good.
Ooh, are you calling me a sexy lady?
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"KC!! You made it! If anyone needs a holiday it's you. I'm just glad they haven't stopped travel for you. Xx My Dad phoned me six times in a row and when I called him back in a panic, he told me Spain were stopping flights from midnight. France. He meant France. FFS! At least my last lesson this afternoon was a "gathering that wasn't a party with cheesy biscuits, lemonade and a revision* video." *The definition of revision may be subjective. Your statutory rights remain unaffected
Hey KC, if it's ok for our leader, it's ok for you and your students. I hope it was fun x"We had Christmas crackers, wore silly hats, ate Mini Cheddars and donuts with lemonade in paper cups and watched oesophageal surgery on "Surgeons At the Edge of Life" | |||
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"My hazelnut vodka kicked in and finally might be able to fall asleep and try to have a better more restful night. Thanks for the warm welcome Red. your nocturnal virginity went with the blast ! X"Aw, night night Rose. Sleep well, beautiful.
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"My hazelnut vodka kicked in and finally might be able to fall asleep and try to have a better more restful night. Thanks for the warm welcome Red. your nocturnal virginity went with the blast ! X
Aw, night night Rose. Sleep well, beautiful.
Nocturnal virginity? Didn't feel a thing "Whoop whoop. Have a round 2 then x | |||
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He's otherwise engaged, but he's keeping an eye on things.
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"Evening Meli. X Aww a kiss at the end as well! I'm clearly rather lucky. Evening MacDreamy x" How are you this evening? | |||
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"Evening. Good evening MacDreamy! How's your Friday going? You look a little chilly in your pic, no clothes and all that...Would you like me to warm you up?
That sounds like a great idea!
Shall I start at the bottom & work up?
Start where you like!
If I start at your bottom, I may get distracted.....It's rather pert "I may get distracted too! | |||
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" Are you suggesting I'm usually 'quick'?! Well, you called me BC so I'll let you off.
You know I'm a sucker for a cuppa - just waiting for the last one to wear off so I can get some sleep.
I'm happy tonight. Finished work for the year now, pretty much. And sexy ladies were flirting with me, above. Life is good. "No, I'd never suggest such a thing... gosh, imagine having the audacity to do that. How's the woodlands of Aberdeenshire doing lately? I'm glad life is good for you currently, I hope you're able to nod off when you want to and you come back more frequently for flirting with sexy women (not ladies. They are not ladies ) | |||
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"Hello nocturnalers, I've come to bring a bit of class and innocence to proceedings and be slightly surprised that it's not Jim or Ashna. The world is a peculiar place right now.
Evening Meli!
Hello Dionysus you blast from the past you.
Only took me 6 years to find the forum.
How are you this fine night?
6 whole years huh? It's not like you to be so slow BC.
I'm doing well. Unable to sleep for a myriad of reasons so passing time on here. How are you doing tonight?
Are you suggesting I'm usually 'quick'?!
Well, you called me BC so I'll let you off.
You know I'm a sucker for a cuppa - just waiting for the last one to wear off so I can get some sleep.
I'm happy tonight. Finished work for the year now, pretty much. And sexy ladies were flirting with me, above. Life is good.
Ooh, are you calling me a sexy lady?
*The sexy Scot thinks I'm sexy* Woohoo!! X
Oh absolutely! "Well, toss ma caber & butter my shortbread! I'm rather flattered. Do you do yoga...? #kiltedyogaguys | |||
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"Evening. Good evening MacDreamy! How's your Friday going? You look a little chilly in your pic, no clothes and all that...Would you like me to warm you up?
That sounds like a great idea!
Shall I start at the bottom & work up?
Start where you like!
If I start at your bottom, I may get distracted.....It's rather pert
I may get distracted too! "Now THAT is an arse x | |||
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"KC!! You made it! If anyone needs a holiday it's you. I'm just glad they haven't stopped travel for you. Xx My Dad phoned me six times in a row and when I called him back in a panic, he told me Spain were stopping flights from midnight. France. He meant France. FFS! At least my last lesson this afternoon was a "gathering that wasn't a party with cheesy biscuits, lemonade and a revision* video." *The definition of revision may be subjective. Your statutory rights remain unaffected
Hey KC, if it's ok for our leader, it's ok for you and your students. I hope it was fun x
We had Christmas crackers, wore silly hats, ate Mini Cheddars and donuts with lemonade in paper cups and watched oesophageal surgery on "Surgeons At the Edge of Life" "Sounds a blast!
What time is your flight tomorrow? Xx
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"Evening. Good evening MacDreamy! How's your Friday going? You look a little chilly in your pic, no clothes and all that...Would you like me to warm you up?
That sounds like a great idea!
Shall I start at the bottom & work up?
Start where you like!
If I start at your bottom, I may get distracted.....It's rather pert
I may get distracted too!
Now THAT is an arse x" | |||
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" Same here, Meli. I didn't do any tonsil hockey. Just hugs, cuddles & more hugs. Have you eaten your cake yet? Mine lasted til Tuesday "It's hard work being so virtuous isn't it? I did do a few hugs because I'm kind like that. Played the role of secret girlfriend as well. Well done on the cake lasting 'til Tuesday! Mine is in the pantry waiting for Christmas Day Gremlins viewing. | |||
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"Hello nocturnalers, I've come to bring a bit of class and innocence to proceedings and be slightly surprised that it's not Jim or Ashna. The world is a peculiar place right now.
Hey Meli, where’s the bauble boobies pictures I heard you talking about?
They're yours to see whenever you want. Suits, help me think of a festive photo that doesn't involve my boobs, they're a bit overused aren't they now? "Pfft, never, I’m with Red on this. Get em out, for the sake of Christmas!!! | |||
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"It's late, I'm feeling festive and flirty, where else would I be "And good evening to you, Liam. You've come to the right place
I'm feeling rather free with my festive firtyness at the moment.
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" Are you suggesting I'm usually 'quick'?! Well, you called me BC so I'll let you off.
You know I'm a sucker for a cuppa - just waiting for the last one to wear off so I can get some sleep.
I'm happy tonight. Finished work for the year now, pretty much. And sexy ladies were flirting with me, above. Life is good.
No, I'd never suggest such a thing... gosh, imagine having the audacity to do that. How's the woodlands of Aberdeenshire doing lately?
I'm glad life is good for you currently, I hope you're able to nod off when you want to and you come back more frequently for flirting with sexy women (not ladies. They are not ladies )"Hehe. The woodlands of Aberdeenshire are bloody freezing and absolutely not the same without you, ST. 80s hip hop taught me to always use the word 'ladies' as it rhymes with Mercedes. | |||
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"It's late, I'm feeling festive and flirty, where else would I be
And good evening to you, Liam.
You've come to the right place
I'm feeling rather free with my festive firtyness at the moment.
Any room in that shower of yours for two? "there is plenty if you care to bend over for me | |||
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"Hello nocturnalers, I've come to bring a bit of class and innocence to proceedings and be slightly surprised that it's not Jim or Ashna. The world is a peculiar place right now.
Evening Meli!
Hello Dionysus you blast from the past you.
Only took me 6 years to find the forum.
How are you this fine night?
6 whole years huh? It's not like you to be so slow BC.
I'm doing well. Unable to sleep for a myriad of reasons so passing time on here. How are you doing tonight?
Are you suggesting I'm usually 'quick'?!
Well, you called me BC so I'll let you off.
You know I'm a sucker for a cuppa - just waiting for the last one to wear off so I can get some sleep.
I'm happy tonight. Finished work for the year now, pretty much. And sexy ladies were flirting with me, above. Life is good.
Ooh, are you calling me a sexy lady?
*The sexy Scot thinks I'm sexy* Woohoo!! X
Oh absolutely!
Well, toss ma caber & butter my shortbread! I'm rather flattered.
Do you do yoga...? #kiltedyogaguys"Haha, is kilted yoga a thing?! I did do yoga for a short while. It's good before transcendental meditation. Not recently though... maybe in the new year!  | |||
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" Same here, Meli. I didn't do any tonsil hockey. Just hugs, cuddles & more hugs. Have you eaten your cake yet? Mine lasted til Tuesday
It's hard work being so virtuous isn't it? I did do a few hugs because I'm kind like that. Played the role of secret girlfriend as well. Well done on the cake lasting 'til Tuesday! Mine is in the pantry waiting for Christmas Day Gremlins viewing. "I can't believe you haven't started on yours! Honestly, I have no will power - it's all or nothing with me. If I'd snogged one, I'd have snogged everyone as I'm such a tart. But I'm glad I didn't, judging my the outcome Secret girlfriend? How's that work then? | |||
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"Hello nocturnalers, I've come to bring a bit of class and innocence to proceedings and be slightly surprised that it's not Jim or Ashna. The world is a peculiar place right now.
Hey Meli, where’s the bauble boobies pictures I heard you talking about?
They're yours to see whenever you want. Suits, help me think of a festive photo that doesn't involve my boobs, they're a bit overused aren't they now?
Pfft, never, I’m with Red on this. Get em out, for the sake of Christmas!!!"You're such a man tart | |||
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"Evening Meli. X Aww a kiss at the end as well! I'm clearly rather lucky. Evening MacDreamy x How are you this evening? " I'm going for the polite refined answer and saying very well thank you. Relieved it's the weekend. I'm far from sleepy now sadly. How are you doing? | |||
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"It's late, I'm feeling festive and flirty, where else would I be
And good evening to you, Liam.
You've come to the right place
I'm feeling rather free with my festive firtyness at the moment.
Any room in that shower of yours for two? there is plenty if you care to bend over for me "Oh, with pleasure, good sir! It's likely to be rather slippy though, so you may have to steady me by gripping my hips..... | |||
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"Hello nocturnalers, I've come to bring a bit of class and innocence to proceedings and be slightly surprised that it's not Jim or Ashna. The world is a peculiar place right now.
Evening Meli!
Hello Dionysus you blast from the past you.
Only took me 6 years to find the forum.
How are you this fine night?
6 whole years huh? It's not like you to be so slow BC.
I'm doing well. Unable to sleep for a myriad of reasons so passing time on here. How are you doing tonight?
Are you suggesting I'm usually 'quick'?!
Well, you called me BC so I'll let you off.
You know I'm a sucker for a cuppa - just waiting for the last one to wear off so I can get some sleep.
I'm happy tonight. Finished work for the year now, pretty much. And sexy ladies were flirting with me, above. Life is good.
Ooh, are you calling me a sexy lady?
*The sexy Scot thinks I'm sexy* Woohoo!! X
Oh absolutely!
Well, toss ma caber & butter my shortbread! I'm rather flattered.
Do you do yoga...? #kiltedyogaguys
Haha, is kilted yoga a thing?!
I did do yoga for a short while. It's good before transcendental meditation. Not recently though... maybe in the new year! "It sure is! I'm not much into the yoga, but seeing those guys in kilts do it? Ooooft and oooooft again!! | |||
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"Hello nocturnalers, I've come to bring a bit of class and innocence to proceedings and be slightly surprised that it's not Jim or Ashna. The world is a peculiar place right now.
Hey Meli, where’s the bauble boobies pictures I heard you talking about?
They're yours to see whenever you want. Suits, help me think of a festive photo that doesn't involve my boobs, they're a bit overused aren't they now?
Pfft, never, I’m with Red on this. Get em out, for the sake of Christmas!!!
You're such a man tart "Yes! Such wise words to the dorky one. | |||
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"Oh, a shout out to the Lovely Leo Blooms He's otherwise engaged, but he's keeping an eye on things.
Leo, your Flirting will be delivered in person next month "My Parkrun/wheel pal
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"Evening Meli. X Aww a kiss at the end as well! I'm clearly rather lucky. Evening MacDreamy x How are you this evening? I'm going for the polite refined answer and saying very well thank you. Relieved it's the weekend. I'm far from sleepy now sadly. How are you doing?" I'm intrigued about the less refined answer. I am finally getting sleepy after a day of prowling round like a caged animal. | |||
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"Good evening Nero, how goes it in the Big Smoke? "Stirling". I like what you did there
Feel free to snog your appreciation "• Rêd, I've snogged your technicolour montages every which way by loose. The Big Smoke, aka ye olde London Towne, is a veritable Big Dark Grey Cloud. I've bought a tree, yet to be decorated, which is looking lost and out of place just like the lamp-post in Narnia. So where exactly is the Nocturnal Studios? Where do you, Jím and Åsh broadcast from? | |||
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"Hello nocturnalers, I've come to bring a bit of class and innocence to proceedings and be slightly surprised that it's not Jim or Ashna. The world is a peculiar place right now.
Hey Meli, where’s the bauble boobies pictures I heard you talking about?
They're yours to see whenever you want. Suits, help me think of a festive photo that doesn't involve my boobs, they're a bit overused aren't they now?
Pfft, never, I’m with Red on this. Get em out, for the sake of Christmas!!!
You're such a man tart
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"Evening you sexy burgers, who's up for a meat..?
THUNDERBOTTY!!! Welcome to Red's flirtation. How the hell are you & your sexy bum? I met the adorable Anabelle last Saturday. Isn't she a beaut? Xx"She is indeed, you'll be meeting me if your going to the next one? I'm attending the April MLS | |||
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"Evening Meli. X Aww a kiss at the end as well! I'm clearly rather lucky. Evening MacDreamy x How are you this evening? I'm going for the polite refined answer and saying very well thank you. Relieved it's the weekend. I'm far from sleepy now sadly. How are you doing? I'm intrigued about the less refined answer. I am finally getting sleepy after a day of prowling round like a caged animal. " Ooh, I can smell the testosterone, MacDreamy. Yum! X | |||
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"KC!! You made it! If anyone needs a holiday it's you. I'm just glad they haven't stopped travel for you. Xx My Dad phoned me six times in a row and when I called him back in a panic, he told me Spain were stopping flights from midnight. France. He meant France. FFS! At least my last lesson this afternoon was a "gathering that wasn't a party with cheesy biscuits, lemonade and a revision* video." *The definition of revision may be subjective. Your statutory rights remain unaffected
Hey KC, if it's ok for our leader, it's ok for you and your students. I hope it was fun x
We had Christmas crackers, wore silly hats, ate Mini Cheddars and donuts with lemonade in paper cups and watched oesophageal surgery on "Surgeons At the Edge of Life"
Sounds a blast!
What time is your flight tomorrow? Xx
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" Hehe. The woodlands of Aberdeenshire are bloody freezing and absolutely not the same without you, ST. 80s hip hop taught me to always use the word 'ladies' as it rhymes with Mercedes. " Of course they're not BC, of course they're not. Do feel free to keep flattering my small ego.
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