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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Had my first small taster of having a fem play with my arse and enjoyed it but she wants to try bigger items and worried bout pain etc!!

Any advice???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't move straight to the marrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had my first small taster of having a fem play with my arse and enjoyed it but she wants to try bigger items and worried bout pain etc!!

Any advice??? "

Communicate. Take it gradually. Lube, lube, lube and a bit more lube. Relax. Lube.

It shouldn't hurt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had my first small taster of having a fem play with my arse and enjoyed it but she wants to try bigger items and worried bout pain etc!!

Any advice??? "

lube lube and more lube and only do what you feel comfortable with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did anyone suggest Lube ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lol so I take it I need lube and plenty of it

Hmmmm marrow??? Lol

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

"Lol so I take it I need lube and plenty of it

Hmmmm marrow??? Lol"

Yea & more lube. Start off small & work your way up. Consider buying a butt plug too

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By *nnie2009Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

anals a no no lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol so I take it I need lube and plenty of it

Yeah, and a thick piece of wood to bite on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take your time lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lol so I take it I need lube and plenty of it

Yeah, and a thick piece of wood to bite on

lol cheers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lol so I take it I need lube and plenty of it

Hmmmm marrow??? Lol

Yea & more lube. Start off small & work your way up. Consider buying a butt plug too

Go and have a look in xxx shop in Bolton tomorrow

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

"Lol so I take it I need lube and plenty of it

Hmmmm marrow??? Lol

Yea & more lube. Start off small & work your way up. Consider buying a butt plug too

Go and have a look in xxx shop in Bolton tomorrow

Oooh never been there, where is it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lol so I take it I need lube and plenty of it

Hmmmm marrow??? Lol

Yea & more lube. Start off small & work your way up. Consider buying a butt plug too

Go and have a look in xxx shop in Bolton tomorrow

Oooh never been there, where is it? "

Nice n naughty on Newport street

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol so I take it I need lube and plenty of it

Hmmmm marrow??? Lol

Yea & more lube. Start off small & work your way up. Consider buying a butt plug too

Go and have a look in xxx shop in Bolton tomorrow

Oooh never been there, where is it?

Nice n naughty on Newport street

Dont get the tartan butt plug....thats his flask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol so I take it I need lube and plenty of it

Hmmmm marrow??? Lol

Yea & more lube. Start off small & work your way up. Consider buying a butt plug too

Go and have a look in xxx shop in Bolton tomorrow

Oooh never been there, where is it?

Nice n naughty on Newport street

Dont get the tartan butt plug....thats his flask

And that big red thing isn't one either..It's the fire extinguisher

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

Ah right, there's one near me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lol so I take it I need lube and plenty of it

Hmmmm marrow??? Lol

Yea & more lube. Start off small & work your way up. Consider buying a butt plug too

Go and have a look in xxx shop in Bolton tomorrow

Oooh never been there, where is it?

Nice n naughty on Newport street

Dont get the tartan butt plug....thats his flask

And that big red thing isn't one either..It's the fire extinguisher

What about fire extinguisher nosel lol

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

"Lol so I take it I need lube and plenty of it

Hmmmm marrow??? Lol

Yea & more lube. Start off small & work your way up. Consider buying a butt plug too

Go and have a look in xxx shop in Bolton tomorrow

Oooh never been there, where is it?

Nice n naughty on Newport street

Dont get the tartan butt plug....thats his flask

And that big red thing isn't one either..It's the fire extinguis

her

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ah right, there's one near me

What in Bolton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm curious about anal play too never had any one play with my ass but would like an experienced woman to break me in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two no three words for you! Butt plugs and lube!!!

Chat about it to, and ask her to be gentle

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

Buy an inflatable inner tube like you see at the swimming pool for the next day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Two no three words for you! Butt plugs and lube!!!

Chat about it to, and ask her to be gentle

Thankyou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

..and you'll need a pencil... to push all the piles back in.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Yea, don't let her unless you want an arse like a clowns pocket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't listen to them. Anal play with care and in moderation does not need to cause damage.

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

Maybe half a litre of vodka would be a good start...... I meen drinking it not starting with a vodka bottle....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't listen to them. Anal play with care and in moderation does not need to cause damage.

Thankyou and sorry again bout the mix up on the other thread lastnight

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By *ont Ask Dont GetWoman
over a year ago

amersham

Don't quite understand the turn on from inserting larger and larger things inside someone ...

Guess I must be missing out...

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By *ue care and attentionWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

"Don't listen to them. Anal play with care and in moderation does not need to cause damage.

Thankyou and sorry again bout the mix up on the other thread lastnight "

Get some carrotts of various sizes and work your way up in size. Very versatile, cheap and great for a salad after!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And douche!!! Very important to avoid embarrassment!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lube! Swarfega works well

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well just done a bit of online shopping n yes I remembered to order lube lol

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

"Well just done a bit of online shopping n yes I remembered to order lube lol"
you dont need lub there all big hard men in bolton get her to spit on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try using a mallet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Try using a mallet

Lmao

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By *endycorsetletteTV/TS
over a year ago

peterborough'ish

Practice darling - with your own items (plus lube!) - you will soon be in a fit state to enjoy her efforts and hopefully a nice strap-on!

XXXXXX Wendy

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Im giggling that your username is rusty and your talking about anal play.....sorry but it made me giggle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had my first small taster of having a fem play with my arse and enjoyed it but she wants to try bigger items and worried bout pain etc!!

Any advice??? "

A bag of frozen peas and Ibuprofen for afters and plenty of lube during.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tried my wife s eye liner case which is small and narrows at the end. Goes up the arse easy. Dont lose it though. Then tried the handle off my coping saw . Much bigger and went in ok. Lube too. X

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Tried my wife s eye liner case which is small and narrows at the end. Goes up the arse easy. Dont lose it though. Then tried the handle off my coping saw . Much bigger and went in ok. Lube too. X"
How inventive.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tried my wife s eye liner case which is small and narrows at the end. Goes up the arse easy. Dont lose it though. Then tried the handle off my coping saw . Much bigger and went in ok. Lube too. X"

wouldn't you be better using something hygienic or at least something you could put through the dishwasher first?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tried my wife s eye liner case which is small and narrows at the end."

Does your wife know you stuck her eyeliner up your bum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tried my wife s eye liner case which is small and narrows at the end. Goes up the arse easy. Dont lose it though. Then tried the handle off my coping saw . Much bigger and went in ok. Lube too. X

wouldn't you be better using something hygienic or at least something you could put through the dishwasher first?

Well it's not as if there are plenty of things designed for the job that are readily available, and plenty more things that can be disposed of afterwards, is it?

I suppose she should be thankful he didn't decide to try her toothbrush.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I am never surprised about what people will shove up their chuffs n asses....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No she dont. Wash it afterwards. Ha. Not many household things with a small enough end to enter. Dont fancy a cock

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"Tried my wife s eye liner case which is small and narrows at the end.

Does your wife know you stuck her eyeliner up your bum?

Hahahaha....think I woke the kids up laughing at your bluntness lol

Love it!!!

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"No she dont. Wash it afterwards. Ha. Not many household things with a small enough end to enter. Dont fancy a cock"

Do you not own any biros????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I bought my anal lube from Ann summers they also had an anal spray designed to help the muscles relax - no idea if it works

I find as long as they are slow and I control my movements back onto them, it's all good.

Else it's like having a hot poker shoved up your ass and will bring tears to your eyes!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"No she dont. Wash it afterwards. Ha. Not many household things with a small enough end to enter. Dont fancy a cock

Do you not own any biros????

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theres a novel idea.....with or without the tops?

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"No she dont. Wash it afterwards. Ha. Not many household things with a small enough end to enter. Dont fancy a cock

Do you not own any biros????

theres a novel idea.....with or without the tops?

Hmm.... Depends if I'm feeling wicked

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"No she dont. Wash it afterwards. Ha. Not many household things with a small enough end to enter. Dont fancy a cock

Do you not own any biros????

theres a novel idea.....with or without the tops?

Hmm.... Depends if I'm feeling wicked

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Well if it got lost you could always eat vindaloo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No she dont. Wash it afterwards. Ha. Not many household things with a small enough end to enter. Dont fancy a cock"

Jeez man, buy a toy, or use something of your own, NOT something your poor unsuspecting wife will use on her EYES afterwards.

Ye gods!!

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"No she dont. Wash it afterwards. Ha. Not many household things with a small enough end to enter. Dont fancy a cock

Do you not own any biros????

theres a novel idea.....with or without the tops?

Hmm.... Depends if I'm feeling wicked

Well if it got lost you could always eat vindaloo

I wouldn't be using a biro on myself!!! Rather something alittle more satisfying...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was feeling adventurous. Dont fancy a cock

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Was feeling adventurous. Dont fancy a cock"
cocks are lovely, maybe you just havent found the right one?

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"Was feeling adventurous. Dont fancy a cock"

You need to get yourself alittle stockpile for those 'adventurous' moments!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Was feeling adventurous. Dont fancy a cock"
have you tried a chicken?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a note here people, since apparently it needs to be said.

Toys designed for anal use have flared bases to prevent them getting lost up there. A&E departments see a *lot* of people with miscellaneous things up their back ends that went too far in and they couldn't extract.

So, use a toy designed for anal use for play, but if you absolutely MUST use something else, put it in a bag, so you can still pull it out if it gets lost!!

And be warned that, (again, unless using toys designed for anal use), the muscle contractions of an orgasm can very easily "pull" anything inserted in the anus inside.

Think about whether you want to go to A&E to have it removed before you stick it up there.

These topics make my head hurt sometimes.

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"It was the case. Liner brush inside"

Still incredibly unhygienic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It was the case. Liner brush inside"

It's not something that should be stuck up a bum! Seriously, I can't believe I am needing to say this!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Just a note here people, since apparently it needs to be said.

So, use a toy designed for anal use for play, but if you absolutely MUST use something else, put it in a bag, so you can still pull it out if it gets lost!!

And be warned that, (again, unless using toys designed for anal use), the muscle contractions of an orgasm can very easily "pull" anything inserted in the anus inside.

Think about whether you want to go to A&E to have it removed before you stick it up there.

These topics make my head hurt sometimes."
Awwww kinky it breaks the monotomy of a night shift....spoil sport.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was feeling adventurous. Dont fancy a cockhave you tried a chicken?"

Are you being duckist and gooseist?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Was feeling adventurous. Dont fancy a cockhave you tried a chicken?

Are you being duckist and gooseist?"
dont be fowl woman

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"Was feeling adventurous. Dont fancy a cockhave you tried a chicken?

Are you being duckist and gooseist?dont be fowl woman

Better than being flighty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lesson learnt. Going to have a wank. Then bed. Wife s fan dried up long ago. Night. X

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Lesson learnt. Going to have a wank. Then bed. Wife s fan dried up long ago. Night. X"
wet fans are dangerous....H n S and all that......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im giggling that your username is rusty and your talking about anal play.....sorry but it made me giggle.

Lol well I'm glad I'm made someone smile today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just a note here people, since apparently it needs to be said.

So, use a toy designed for anal use for play, but if you absolutely MUST use something else, put it in a bag, so you can still pull it out if it gets lost!!

And be warned that, (again, unless using toys designed for anal use), the muscle contractions of an orgasm can very easily "pull" anything inserted in the anus inside.

Think about whether you want to go to A&E to have it removed before you stick it up there.

These topics make my head hurt sometimes.Awwww kinky it breaks the monotomy of a night shift....spoil sport.

Yeah I know, I'm dull and boring me. I've ordered my Safety Police uniform.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Im giggling that your username is rusty and your talking about anal play.....sorry but it made me giggle.

Lol well I'm glad I'm made someone smile today

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You did. xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Reading all these comments have just made my night shift a bit better. Getting funny looks laughing to myself

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Reading all these comments have just made my night shift a bit better. Getting funny looks laughing to myself

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was it the eye liner or the chicken? Or maybe it was the chicken wearing the eye liner?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Reading all these comments have just made my night shift a bit better. Getting funny looks laughing to myself

was it the eye liner or the chicken? Or maybe it was the chicken wearing the eye liner?

Lol now that would be one for a + e

Excuse me but could you remove my chicken from my rear

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