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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

it's a good thing you've had alcohol and can't drive because you know you'd go out and do something stupid otherwise?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Order a Taxi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't drink at all. Because if I did I might go out and do something stupid....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Order a Taxi

I'm trying *not* to do something stupid. You are not helping

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't drink at all. Because if I did I might go out and do something stupid....

I drink very little, (although I seem to be doing it far more often just lately), which just means that when I do, I am FAR more likely to do something stupid!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh no I know when I have had too much to drink and time to go home lol when my mouth runs away with everyone and I start telling everyone in the pub that I am a swinger lol good job none of them believe me x I kind of forget where I am I am used to talking to you lot or going to chams or something and just forget where I am lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh no I know when I have had too much to drink and time to go home lol when my mouth runs away with everyone and I start telling everyone in the pub that I am a swinger lol good job none of them believe me x I kind of forget where I am I am used to talking to you lot or going to chams or something and just forget where I am lol x"

LOL. I'm already home, but I have the urge to go out!

I can't, as I can't drive, which is almost certainly a good thing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not to self dont let swingershazza near the communion wine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anyone who hasn't been drinking want to collect me and assist me in doing something stupid?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Anyone who hasn't been drinking want to collect me and assist me in doing something stupid?

I would but I'm playing song pop

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone who hasn't been drinking want to collect me and assist me in doing something stupid?

I would but I'm playing song pop "

You are no fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone who hasn't been drinking want to collect me and assist me in doing something stupid?

I would if you were nearer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How stupid is 'stupid' ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How stupid is 'stupid' ?

Based on previous experience, it can range from "mildly stupid" to "very stupid" but has stopped short of "being arrested stupid", or "lasting effects stupid" so far.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sometimes it ends up being "doing someone stupid" instead...

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

u need to share wot the stupid thing is .. it may not be that off the wall !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sometimes it ends up being "doing someone stupid" instead...

Haha I've done that in the past and not even had the excuse of drink

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

"Anyone who hasn't been drinking want to collect me and assist me in doing something stupid?

I would gladly volunteer but a) I'm writing a report that has to be handed in tomorrow at 09:00 #lastminute.com and 2) I've got my son this week and being a Dad takes priority over playtime.

If you're d*unk tomorrow evening, however.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

"Sometimes it ends up being "doing someone stupid" instead...

Haha I've done that in the past and not even had the excuse of drink

WooHoo there's hope for me yet then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im ok when Im out with you lot lol I can be myself and be naughty and you dont give a toss lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"u need to share wot the stupid thing is .. it may not be that off the wall !

That would depend what sort of trouble I found to get myself into

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone who hasn't been drinking want to collect me and assist me in doing something stupid?

Would you like a piggy back?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"u need to share wot the stupid thing is .. it may not be that off the wall !

That would depend what sort of trouble I found to get myself into

If it's enjoyable then it might not be that stupid !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you live in a hilly area you could consider using wheelie bins as a mode of transport!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok the first rule is no d*unk fabbing you will regret it in the morning x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone who hasn't been drinking want to collect me and assist me in doing something stupid?

I would but I'm playing song pop "

I've given up with song-pop as I keep 'stupdily' losing!

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

come on tell us .. u know u want to !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"come on tell us .. u know u want to !

Maybe some ones picked her up in a wheel barrow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sometimes it ends up being "doing someone stupid" instead...

Haha I've done that in the past and not even had the excuse of drink

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oh yes, but sometimes beer is a useful part of self denial....

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

shall we start speculating on wot it cud be ... she can mark us on a 1-10 scale ... warm ... cold .. hot !!

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"Anyone who hasn't been drinking want to collect me and assist me in doing something stupid?

I would but I'm playing song pop "

Me too but very badly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"come on tell us .. u know u want to !

Maybe some ones picked her up in a wheel barrow?

Shes in a shopping trolley somewhere x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh come on..... cant go to bed need to know.

Unless she's now in the local nick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sometimes it ends up being "doing someone stupid" instead...

Haha I've done that in the past and not even had the excuse of drink

oh yes, but sometimes beer is a useful part of self denial...."

I usually plead temporary insanity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's toying with us all now!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still pissing myself over the line where it says " I drink little!"

Golden rule - if you're gonna fib - turn your cam off or put the glass down!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"come on tell us .. u know u want to !

Maybe some ones picked her up in a wheel barrow?

Shes in a shopping trolley somewhere x"

That is mean, malicious gossip.

Now, push a bit faster!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm still pissing myself over the line where it says " I drink little!"

Golden rule - if you're gonna fib - turn your cam off or put the glass down!

I shall rephrase...

I drink very rarely. When I do, I do tend to do it properly.

Besides, I've lost the vacu vin corks, so I can't leave a bottle of wine only half finished, (even if it's one with a screw cap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I shall rephrase...

I drink very rarely. When I do, I do tend to do it properly.

Besides, I've lost the vacu vin corks, so I can't leave a bottle of wine only half finished, (even if it's one with a screw cap

It goes off within a few hours; thats my theory and I'm sticking to it!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"She's toying with us all now!!!

I think everyone needs to be VERY careful... Kinky's 'toys' sometimes come from B&Q!

What's this song pop thing of which people speak? Has she gone to play that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"She's toying with us all now!!!

I think everyone needs to be VERY careful... Kinky's 'toys' sometimes come from B&Q!"

Some come from scarier places still....

*cue menacing music*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I shall rephrase...

I drink very rarely. When I do, I do tend to do it properly.

Besides, I've lost the vacu vin corks, so I can't leave a bottle of wine only half finished, (even if it's one with a screw cap

It goes off within a few hours; thats my theory and I'm sticking to it!

Anyway, it's not like Obi has any room to talk. On the particular night to which he refers, I drank one bottle of wine whereas he had two!!!!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"She's toying with us all now!!!

I think everyone needs to be VERY careful... Kinky's 'toys' sometimes come from B&Q!

Some come from scarier places still....

*cue menacing music*

B&Q is pretty scary in my books.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I shall rephrase...

I drink very rarely. When I do, I do tend to do it properly.

Besides, I've lost the vacu vin corks, so I can't leave a bottle of wine only half finished, (even if it's one with a screw cap

It goes off within a few hours; thats my theory and I'm sticking to it!

Anyway, it's not like Obi has any room to talk. On the particular night to which he refers, I drank one bottle of wine whereas he had two!!!!!"

Such a greedy lad, can't do things by halfs!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I shall rephrase...

I drink very rarely. When I do, I do tend to do it properly.

Besides, I've lost the vacu vin corks, so I can't leave a bottle of wine only half finished, (even if it's one with a screw cap

It goes off within a few hours; thats my theory and I'm sticking to it!

Anyway, it's not like Obi has any room to talk. On the particular night to which he refers, I drank one bottle of wine whereas he had two!!!!!

Such a greedy lad, can't do things by halfs!!

It sounds like he had four halves.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Now I've got the munchies

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"Now I've got the munchies

Fancy a walnut whip? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Without a doubt, bury the car keys in a pile of horse shit! I don't like hay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope. Alcohol free here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I can show you the pics of the crash some idiot d*unk driver had last night while I was in work.

Should be enough to our you off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I can show you the pics of the crash some idiot d*unk driver had last night while I was in work.

Should be enough to our you off "

Excuse me?! Did you miss the bit where I said I CAN'T drive because I've been drinking?

I would NEVER drive having had alcohol.

So, save your lectures and judgmental bollocks for someone else, thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I can show you the pics of the crash some idiot d*unk driver had last night while I was in work.

Should be enough to our you off

Excuse me?! Did you miss the bit where I said I CAN'T drive because I've been drinking?

I would NEVER drive having had alcohol.

So, save your lectures and judgmental bollocks for someone else, thanks."

Wasn't meaning to lecture or judge sorry if seemed that way.

It was just open comment.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I can show you the pics of the crash some idiot d*unk driver had last night while I was in work.

Should be enough to our you off

Excuse me?! Did you miss the bit where I said I CAN'T drive because I've been drinking?

I would NEVER drive having had alcohol.

So, save your lectures and judgmental bollocks for someone else, thanks.

Wasn't meaning to lecture or judge sorry if seemed that way.

It was just open comment. "

Who were you meaning to "put off" then? Nobody here has suggested driving after drinking.

I DESPISE people who drive d*unk and I don't appreciate the suggestion I would do it, or even consider doing it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I can show you the pics of the crash some idiot d*unk driver had last night while I was in work.

Should be enough to our you off

Excuse me?! Did you miss the bit where I said I CAN'T drive because I've been drinking?

I would NEVER drive having had alcohol.

So, save your lectures and judgmental bollocks for someone else, thanks.

Wasn't meaning to lecture or judge sorry if seemed that way.

It was just open comment.

Who were you meaning to "put off" then? Nobody here has suggested driving after drinking.

I DESPISE people who drive d*unk and I don't appreciate the suggestion I would do it, or even consider doing it."

It was just an open comment for anyone who saw it. Wasn't aimed at a certain person.

I phrased the comment wrong so my bad. Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I shall rephrase...

I drink very rarely. When I do, I do tend to do it properly.

Besides, I've lost the vacu vin corks, so I can't leave a bottle of wine only half finished, (even if it's one with a screw cap

It goes off within a few hours; thats my theory and I'm sticking to it!

Anyway, it's not like Obi has any room to talk. On the particular night to which he refers, I drank one bottle of wine whereas he had two!!!!!"

I know - I'm a lush at times! Lol

Someone's challenged me to 10 days on the wagon! 1 down - 9 to go - its painful!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It goes off within a few hours; thats my theory and I'm sticking to it!

Anyway, it's not like Obi has any room to talk. On the particular night to which he refers, I drank one bottle of wine whereas he had two!!!!!

I know - I'm a lush at times! Lol

Someone's challenged me to 10 days on the wagon! 1 down - 9 to go - its painful!

Do ya want a leg up back onto that wagon? C'mon man, positive mental attitude!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I shall rephrase...

I drink very rarely. When I do, I do tend to do it properly.

Besides, I've lost the vacu vin corks, so I can't leave a bottle of wine only half finished, (even if it's one with a screw cap

It goes off within a few hours; thats my theory and I'm sticking to it!

Anyway, it's not like Obi has any room to talk. On the particular night to which he refers, I drank one bottle of wine whereas he had two!!!!!

I know - I'm a lush at times! Lol

Someone's challenged me to 10 days on the wagon! 1 down - 9 to go - its painful!

Your very own Stoptober. Go on, go for the month.

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

"I don't drink at all. Because if I did I might go out and do something stupid....

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i feel like that sometimes

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