FabSwingers.com forum: What does your car say about you?

By *VDP OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham City Centre

Broom broom

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I am too busy to wash it.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Nothing, it can’t talk. Even if it could it has no friends!

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

I will probably die young lol

(Astra VXR)

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

School run Mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Broom broom

Vroom vroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t know, the sneaky fucker talks behind my back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I'm not in a hurry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Messy bitch

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

That I own a car

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"School run Mum

Same!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I don't think my car is R2D2.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends what im driving if its my work car would say im a tramp not been cleaned in 4 years if its my other car would say im ocd its allways clean as it can possably be

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

I’m filthy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have lots of children between us and tow a caravan!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I love the bike more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I haven't got a clue where I am going most of the time.

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I'm not a car person..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Transit van so I guess I'm a twat

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

That I don't care much for it , but it’s big and safe. lots of scrapes and scratches on the bumpers and usually needs a wash, 2018 3 series GT but feels more like 5-series way too big, need something smaller

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"School run Mum

Same!

Wondering now if we have the same car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not much, it can’t speak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It says what I do for a living

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

I’m very

Probably not but I don’t care I prefer Motorbikes

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bridgwater... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Nothing... but my bike has a few choice words from time to time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 17/12/21 14:46:48]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Middle aged man, doing OK for himself, but scared to buy an Audi or a Beemer cos I like my back door where it is - as opposed to it being booted in at 2am while some fker roots for the keys

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Which one?

I have a very small car, an above average car, and a bloody enormous car (currently for sale)

So "prepared for anything"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moves long things(oo-er) and doesn't believe in washing vehicles.(dirty estate)

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By *egoMan
over a year ago

Preston

Granddad of a family with kids.

Unless I put my foot down.

Modified Passat 2.0tdi.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that I've got money to burn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well mine is a van it’s say work lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm too skint to fix it....and kerbs are my nemesis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep your distance

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By *rucking-HellMan
over a year ago

Northampton

I'm most definitely under-compensating for a huge cock.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Neat, tidy inside and out. Practical and reliable. Not flashy, discrete but power there when needed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It says this man is broke but looks can be deceiving

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By *ooangel8181Woman
over a year ago

notts

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By *lder funCouple
over a year ago

tottenham

Old banger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old and boring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

old and knackered

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By *ionysus OneMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Puts fun ahead of comfort and practicality.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My car says nothing about me, but people do make assumptions about my driving based on the car - stereotypically that I can’t or won’t indicate

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By *iss.ddWoman
over a year ago

Leeds + Newcastle

I drive over fields a lot some days, drive at speed on the motorway on others

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

That I am middle aged and have a small penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice new car but needs a good clean.

Which I will be doing over the weekend or might just take it to one of the many car wash places

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By *wingsnroundabouts82Couple
over a year ago

Fucksville

One says I'm a mom the other one says I'm a classic saving heroine both are bad ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like sports cars...and probably likes an adrenaline rush from speed ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I'm probably having my mid life crisis (drop top kompressor)

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By *izzmonkeysCouple
over a year ago

Liverpool

That I'm probably happy with the size of my penis (A) (my cars shit)

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By *bostCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

That we didn’t think that Covid was going to be that bad. Bought a week before the first lockdown and has hardly turned a wheel in the last twenty months!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I drive a Vauxhall Corsa CDTI...I think it says 'hasbeen racer'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Neat, tidy inside and out. Practical and reliable. Not flashy, discrete but power there when needed."

This but without the neat and tidy bit I just don't have the time to clean it as often as I should

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I have indicators

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That im a yobo boy racer and will likely die in a crash wrapped around a tree

(Of course im far from it)

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By *incsfungentMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

That I'm not compensating for anything. I drive a classic mini lol

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

That I'm not too flash but like to crack on. Not much bling but goes like fuck with 355 bhp and 4 wheel drive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May have assimilated maturity but when you dig a little deeper...

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By *enuine MikeMan
over a year ago

Guildford

Its a diesel smart car

Im sensible with my money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s a Kuga

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It feels neglected

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

That I like nice vehicles.

It fits in with my everyday image.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I suck at keeping cars clean

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"That we didn’t think that Covid was going to be that bad. Bought a week before the first lockdown and has hardly turned a wheel in the last twenty months!"

If its second hand then you will.probably get more for it now than you paid for it.

We got over £3000 more than its old book price.... madness.

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By *issMeSlowlyMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Mines an estate, so probably that I need to carry things in it, which I don't...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Broom broom

If your car says broom broom it wants to be cleaned.

My car says nothing about me, I don't own one

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By *bostCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

"That we didn’t think that Covid was going to be that bad. Bought a week before the first lockdown and has hardly turned a wheel in the last twenty months!

If its second hand then you will.probably get more for it now than you paid for it.

We got over £3000 more than its old book price.... madness."

Yeah we’ve been tempted to cash in.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"It feels neglected

Is it called chunky?

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By *ownwithafeatherMan
over a year ago

Watford

Mine's big and red, anyone can hop on if they pay for their ride.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PW constantly rips it out of me saying it's a penis extension, thinking she's funny ... but she's not!

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By *ea-SiderMan
over a year ago

neath

Don't know can't understand German

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By *hunderace...Man
over a year ago

Dudley

I drive my son's car mostly which sadly he never got the chance to show me... As it hasn't been lowered, got a bigger turbo or an exhaust note louder than the fog horn on the Titanic then I think he'd have been quite proud to have impressed his dad with something more sensible. Which posthumously he did

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

Mine probably says that I’ve got unlimited access to cheap diesel.

Unfortunately I haven’t.

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By *htcMan
over a year ago

That it's been looked after well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I drive a Vauxhall Corsa CDTI...I think it says 'hasbeen racer'

Niiiice

.. My Vauxhall Calibra se6 would love her .. what do you think can we dating them? ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I drive my son's car mostly which sadly he never got the chance to show me... As it hasn't been lowered, got a bigger turbo or an exhaust note louder than the fog horn on the Titanic then I think he'd have been quite proud to have impressed his dad with something more sensible. Which posthumously he did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I drive a Vauxhall Corsa CDTI...I think it says 'hasbeen racer'

Niiiice

.. My Vauxhall Calibra se6 would love her .. what do you think can we dating them? ??"

My car is a him but could be open to a bit of 5 finger knuckle shuffling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mid life crisis family guy... maybe?

Slightly modified Octavia TDi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I drive a Vauxhall Corsa CDTI...I think it says 'hasbeen racer'

Niiiice

.. My Vauxhall Calibra se6 would love her .. what do you think can we dating them? ??"

Don't see many Calibras around nowadays! One on the "To Own" list

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

I love rear access and now a bargain when I see one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need a promotion at McDonald’s it’s been 7years now ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

J - it's an allocated company car because no sane person under 60 would choose it

E - is it a car or rollerskate?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

That I'm frugal. Or cheap.

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Mine is a van .it says mobile fun

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

That I like to drive....or that I'm a twat that tailgates and doesn't indicate (although I believe Audi drivers have taken over that mantle nowadays).

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

And that I don't want to be car jacked or stolen in this city.

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By *ilf and old fartCouple
over a year ago

Between Ely and Mildenhall

"Broom broom

Sod all, I ride a motorbike lol. Milf has a car unfortunately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends what am riding or driving at the time

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By *J coupleCouple
over a year ago

stone

One of mine is a 1949 vintage so says I like the quality of yesteryear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I spend about 40 hours a week driving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ocd to detail, character & nostalgia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I am filthy.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Its a company car, think what you like.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Currently.....one drama after another as things keep going wrong

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By *ersey GirlCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

That I'm accident prone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I like it that much I've had it over a decade and I'm not one for keeping up with the Jones'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I want to get dirty but keeping it clean.

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By *an de LyonMan
over a year ago

welling

"Nothing, it can’t talk. Even if it could it has no friends!"

And definitely doesn’t have a name

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Is a boring old parent, wishes she could be a racing driver, so kinda tried to marry the two into a sensible French estate, with racing style pedals, dash and a turbo. Enhanced with the addition of a hand clutch that looks like something from Top Gun

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By *rmbtsTV/TS
over a year ago

stockport

Dirty full of tools and out to fulfill job s and please people

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By *tarburst babydollMan
over a year ago

Dingwall

That I am a messy bitch. The hubby always gets onto me about the state of it. It a big difference from his car as his is always immaculate

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By *ophie199Couple
over a year ago

leeds

That I have too much money!!! Lol!

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. THE MOORLANDS. BARMOUTH.

My car says nothing cuz it hasn't been delivered yet. It was ordered September still waiting. Xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That we spend more time enjoying eachothers company than we do cleaning stuff

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By *ogNMuseCouple
over a year ago

Surrey

That I’m never going to be on Gretas Xmas card list…

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

Tbh, both would say that I don't wash lol, one hasn't been cleaned in about 4 months (at least) and the other....erm probably not in about the last 7, maybe 8 months.

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up

Mine say one of two things...

I'm a petrol head

Or I'm a nutcase...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is Always wanting to be lubed up and filled to the brim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whys every one looking qnd i hate pot holes

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By *reakbedsnotheartsMan
over a year ago

bedford

You like big or small

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Classic

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

But does anyone's have eyelashes?

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

It cries out “dust me!” everytime I open the door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I'm old and clapped out.

Winston

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

That I'm getting past it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clean the inside and get it washed outside

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