FabSwingers.com forum: Unrealistic Xmas presents

By *ean counter OP Man
over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

Ok, Ive just found a company that makes brand new Ford Escort Mk 1 & Mk2 cars fitted with modern engines, brakes and suspension and up to 355 bhp so I've added one to my Xmas list. Think they start at £85k so unless my bonus this year is huge I'm not getting one. Anyone else have unrealistic items on their list?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep - a new sailing boat

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I once bought someone the requested rose gold cliterol clamp with two 1/4 carrot diamonds. It wasn’t that expensive just hard to source and get made.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aston Martin Vanquish or a good three grand Gibson Les Paul guitar would do thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fab on a picture....Ill keep dreaming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A time machine please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A fab on a picture....Ill keep dreaming "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not me but my youngest asked his step mum for a baby brother

clearly knew mummy would say no!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A jet ski

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By *ingly_minx1Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I once bought someone the requested rose gold cliterol clamp with two 1/4 carrot diamonds. It wasn’t that expensive just hard to source and get made. "

Wow! I wouldn't even know I could ask for such a thing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, Ive just found a company that makes brand new Ford Escort Mk 1 & Mk2 cars fitted with modern engines, brakes and suspension and up to 355 bhp so I've added one to my Xmas list. Think they start at £85k so unless my bonus this year is huge I'm not getting one. Anyone else have unrealistic items on their list?

If I won the lottery, I'd totally do this with a Mk 2 Cortina...

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By *ean counter OP Man
over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

If I won the lottery, I'd totally do this with a Mk 2 Cortina..."

I think they might do them as well ??

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A thong and a set of butt plugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I would like a medium sized, fairly secluded house with an indoor swimming pool that has bifold doors all the way round, hot tub and sauna. Please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A man"

With socks like those you won't have a problem getting a man

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

I hate to burst your bubble but the MST recreations start at £85k + vat. So £102k before you start even adding the fun stuff. That said if the euro millions come in I'll buy their red MK1 demo car on the gold 15s.

My unrealistic gift is a 911 GT3 Touring in Highland Green

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id love a horse, private yard with house, maybe a couple of staff cottages, grazing, fields to grow my own hay/haylage for winter …. And if i had all that i may as well have more than one! (Yard would have stables, tack room, feed room. Outdoor or indoor arena.. jumps…

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

World peace

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Oakhill

Everything on, and it was actually real on Tracey Island. Eat your heart out Musk.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Aston Martin Vantage pre "facelift".

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By *ud and BryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

Top of Dave's list is a mtm full gothic harness circa 1450 made of tempered steel. Only about £15,000 - a bargain apparently...

(perhaps when we win the lottery)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A trip to Australia. Been 19 years since I went home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't decide between an end to the pandemic or a message from a woman requesting sex.

They're equally unrealistic but it would be hard to choose...

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"I once bought someone the requested rose gold cliterol clamp with two 1/4 carrot diamonds. It wasn’t that expensive just hard to source and get made.

Wow! I wouldn't even know I could ask for such a thing! "

It’s not that Hard…. measure, draw , find a Jeweller , source the stones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A man

With socks like those you won't have a problem getting a man

Oh but I have lots of problems getting a man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A man

With socks like those you won't have a problem getting a man

Oh but I have lots of problems getting a man"

Have you not seen the queue outside your door

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By *ean counter OP Man
over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

"I hate to burst your bubble but the MST recreations start at £85k + vat. So £102k before you start even adding the fun stuff. That said if the euro millions come in I'll buy their red MK1 demo car on the gold 15s.

My unrealistic gift is a 911 GT3 Touring in Highland Green"

Bugger! Didn't realise that price was nett! Lol, could always sell a kidney

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By *evonshireboyMan
over a year ago

North Devon

"A time machine please"

I've bought you one in five years time. I'll send it back when I get there ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A man

With socks like those you won't have a problem getting a man

Oh but I have lots of problems getting a man

Have you not seen the queue outside your door

You have the wrong house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a million pounds will do. Which kind, I won't tell you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A reply to a message on here wouldn't hurt

However, that is very unlikely so I would settle for my own tropical island.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A man

With socks like those you won't have a problem getting a man

Oh but I have lots of problems getting a man

Have you not seen the queue outside your door

You have the wrong house. "

I thought you were taking a long time to answer the door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An invite to Killing Kittens Valentine Ball!! Plzzzz Santa!!!!!

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