FabSwingers.com forum: REAL LIFE INTRODUCTIONS.

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Okay this is REAL LIFE - FACE TO FACE no computer to hide behind.

YOUR actual looks.

YOUR actual personality.

YOUR actual very classy or shitty if you lack class INTRODUCTION.

Coffee bar, Work , Club or Pub ........

You walk over and you say ........ ????

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By *arkSuitedBootedMan
over a year ago

Nottingham City Centre

FAF?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FAF?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bludldlrhkrghh... then walk away cursing myself for not getting my words out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve never done it, I don’t mix well with strangers. I’m far too anxious in that situation.

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By *arkSuitedBootedMan
over a year ago

Nottingham City Centre

Hi, I'm Bill, would you like to have coffee with me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you've got cum on your ear.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

I tend to have a pair of knickers in my pocket and I walk over and say “I think you left these at mine last night” obviously they look confused/horrified so I continue “oh, it wasn’t you? Well look on the bright side, free underwear”

Works, never

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi, I saw you were glancing over earlier.. Could you do me a favour and follow me down here please?" *points to the corridor to the toilets*

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I can safely say that I’ve never chatted a girl up in my life, face to face.

Never had a one night stand or approached a girl in a bar or club, with the intention of getting into her knickers.

I wouldn’t choose my clothes in the dark, so why would I choose my women like that

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Um um this is so much easier online…..want to see my dick?

No?

Ok thanks bye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry I'm a bit forgetful but it's a tad urgent. do I cut the green wire or the blue?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I don't say a word, I simply walk over with a smouldering look on my face, a twinkle in my eye that promises what's to come. I stop in front of the lucky lady and whack my erect penis on the table in front of them, reciting a short erotic novel to them as I do so

LvM

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By *ylvie 888Woman
over a year ago

Cleethorpes

"I don't say a word, I simply walk over with a smouldering look on my face, a twinkle in my eye that promises what's to come. I stop in front of the lucky lady and whack my erect penis on the table in front of them, reciting a short erotic novel to them as I do so

LvM"

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you mind letting the bartender know I'm next?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, I’m sorry if I’m intruding, but I’d like to snog your face off

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Coffee bar - Latte please.

Work - Hi is that report ready yet?

Club - Loud here isn't it?

Pub - Orange Juice please.

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By *antasy Explorers 1313Couple
over a year ago

A place where others reside (nr Oxford)

"Um um this is so much easier online…..want to see my dick?

No?

Ok thanks bye"

You could have at least offered them a chocolate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you the bird wot Im meetin?

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

It always feels as though walking up to a stranger somewhere and just saying hi seems really creepy and intrusive so I can’t say I ever have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alright darling cancel your cab as you are riding home on me

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I just start giggling like a hyperventilating walrus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just start giggling like a hyperventilating walrus

You just pulled

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

Can you help me carry your drink over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just use to say, hi, saw you stood/sat here and thought you could do withba drink, but it will cost you a dance. When i was in night clubs, sometimes worked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me: Hi…do you have any Welsh in you?

Her: No.

Me: Would you like some?

Me: Hey…do you have any Welsh in you?

Her: Yes.

Me: Would you like some more?

IT NEVER WORKED

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I just start giggling like a hyperventilating walrus

You just pulled"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excuse me but can I smell your pussy?

No?

Oh must be your perfume

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a total random stranger right Granny? Not an online date / hook up etc?

In which case I find hello works best. Hello and a smile. Then some point of reference to what's going on around us; "I really like your shoes where did you get them?", "Is it just me or does that lady really look like that BBC Newsreader, what'sher name?". I dunno, whatever is going on at that exact moment. Something open ended and light. If after the exchange of a few sentences the person isn't trying to carry the conversation along with you they aren't interested. Say "nice chatting to you", smile and walk off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello, excuse me, may i accompany you… my, what a beautiful day and that is a lovely smile you're wearing…

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Oh gosh, depends where, when, who but normally I’d make a observation about her, say hi, go with the observation smile and see what happens next

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over a year ago

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

I've never walked over anywhere. I'm way too shy.

Just flutter my eyelashes with that look and smile

xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Excuse me but can I smell your pussy?

No?

Oh must be your perfume

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After plucking up the courage and I mean lots of it. Provided she is alone.

Hey (with a smile)

Would you like company ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my best Del Trotter voice and offering a Pina colada

....'EnnnChannTayyy'

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By *he_Wite_NiteMan
over a year ago

Usually Dundee and around

"Evening, did you want ice and a slice?"

"Sorry?"

"In the drink I was going to get for you!"

"Oh, okay, that would be nice, thank you."

Then we'd chat a bit, and I would say that I would leave her to the rest of her evening with her friends...

Invariably they would come over at some point later, opening with "Thanks for the drink earlier".

I do feel looking back that this maybe put the recipient in a situation where they felt obligated... Of what I'm not sure, but it was never the intention. Just an opener to have a chat and then leave it to see if they want to continue the chat out of their own choice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In my best Del Trotter voice and offering a Pina colada

....'EnnnChannTayyy'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll just say Hi, smile nicely and say "my jeans are too tight can you help me get to my change ?"

It actually worked a few times when I had a broken arm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve never used a chat up line, things just happen mostly when you don’t try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LvM"

I have a complaint. Where do I file it?

It's not what it looked like. It wasn't even a novel. More like a haiku!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually make a passing, trying to be funny comment about surroundings. Something to bond over and start a conversation. I mirror their body language because I'm sneaky like that

I use my best sultry voice and hope for the best. Are we talking about flirty intro Granny? Cause I have different intros for different circumstances

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The classic;

HOW YOU DOIN

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

"Um um this is so much easier online…..want to see my dick?

No?

Ok thanks bye

You could have at least offered them a chocolate! "

It’s a popular misconception that I carry tubs of sweets with me wherever I go. For you though I would make an exception

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A big suggestive grin and an eyebrow wiggle works for me

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I always tell them that I’m very surprised that they’ve agreed to meet me in first instance

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I always tell them that I’m very surprised that they’ve agreed to meet me in first instance

I felt sure you'd have asked for bum hole shot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd leave. I couldn't handle the rejections.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"This is a total random stranger right Granny? Not an online date / hook up etc?

Perfect. Natural. 10 out of 10.

Here's hoping you get the woman AND she comes with cake.

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Well, in my case:

1. Will take me 5 mins to decide what to say.

2. Another 5 to Google best chat up line.

3. Another 5 to decide if appropriate for the situation

4. By the time I walk over, you would be have left or chatting to someone else and I'll be kicking myself lol

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"This is a total random stranger right Granny? Not an online date / hook up etc?

I like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met my wife at the student union, I wasn’t trying to chat her up, who knew something so simple like “Is that chair taken?” and the subsequent small talk would lead to marriage and kids.

I’ve seen mates use chat up lines, mostly they come off as cheesy or desperate, but I guess it’s all in the delivery. I’d much rather talk to someone like I’m not trying to get in their pants even if I do fancy someone.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I met my wife at the student union, I wasn’t trying to chat her up, who knew something so simple like “Is that chair taken?” and the subsequent small talk would lead to marriage and kids.

You are so right. Natural chat - works wonders. No need to think up some cheesey / sleazy lines .....

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Hey, nice legs, what time do they open?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Comment on something that’s happening around us. Make a humorous observation. I’ve got an obscure sense of humour though so it’s 50/50 if it works or not.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I've just realised something. I've not flirted in years..........

I'm going to 'imagine' picking someone up ...... see if i'm up to it even.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Bonjoowa! What's your stance on dating women 20 years your senior?

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Hello……… mind if I join you.

It can go one of two ways, if it’s a negative then a simple ‘ Have a pleasant evening’ and move on.

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By *MCMan
over a year ago

London/EA

I would say…. I like your silhouette!

Or do you have a face in person OP?

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Smile - how’s your night/day going? Celebrating anything or just out with…? If don’t strike up a conversation then - right - I’m off - have a great night!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I would say…. I like your silhouette!

Or do you have a face in person OP?"

I have a face. That's no lie.

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"It always feels as though walking up to a stranger somewhere and just saying hi seems really creepy and intrusive so I can’t say I ever have"

Yep.

Plus when people are out they usually seem to be happily chatting to a group of friends already, so it feels rude interrupting them.

They are there to socialise with those mates and not to be hit on aren't they?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

In work I used to just go up to new people and say "hello I'm Griselda Nicecouple, how's it going so far?" or words to that effect. Outside of work if an opportunity presented itself I'd just start talking, not very original but things like "terrible weather/ooo I love this song/I wish the bus would hurry up" eventually you'd introduce yourself...or they'd walk away muttering "why do I always attract the strange one?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn’t do it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ended up in a relationship thanks to a d*unk

He was one of them that wanted to be friendly, but was so pissed he was doing that spitty in your face kinda chat

I just said 'can you give me a minute whilst I speak to my friend'

I walked over to a stranger and said 'sorry about this, this guy is really bugging me, can we chat for a bit?'

The chat then led to another bar, bed and a 7 year relationship

So, you don't need a chat up line, you just need a chatty d*unk and somebody to reach out to

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I haven't dated for a very long time, which will become very obvious in the next sentence.

I would put on a low cut top with a push up bra and head to Blockbuster video on a Friday, hang around the De Niro/Pacino type films and ask anyone I liked the looks of for recommendations.

It would normally take 45 minutes to an hour and I'd come away with a date for the following evening.

Doesn't work quite as well knocking on random houses asking for Netflix recommendations. Damn you technology, damn you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't dated for a very long time, which will become very obvious in the next sentence.

I would put on a low cut top with a push up bra and head to Blockbuster video on a Friday, hang around the De Niro/Pacino type films and ask anyone I liked the looks of for recommendations.

It would normally take 45 minutes to an hour and I'd come away with a date for the following evening.

Doesn't work quite as well knocking on random houses asking for Netflix recommendations. Damn you technology, damn you."

You can cum and knock my door in that bra mmmmmmm lol x

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

I sit in the corner reading a book, sober while everyone else is drinking. After a while absolutely everyone else has paired up and started shagging (I did say this was at a huge party in Pandora's?), so I go home. The joys of being the only transwoman at an orgy.

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I usually just trip and fall into someone ….. always a good conversation starter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never made a move on a man in real life. I think maybe I am old enough to start. Next year

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By *r SxxMan
over a year ago

ashford

I'd spend an hour hyping myself up..... Deep breath.... And run away!

Never been able to do the chat up in a bar thing, never been confident enough!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me: Hi…do you have any Welsh in you?

Her: No.

Me: Would you like some?

Me: Hey…do you have any Welsh in you?

Her: Yes.

Me: Would you like some more?

IT NEVER WORKED

This worked on me one time, but it was Italian rather than Welsh.

I was young and stupid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never chatted anyone up

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By *hunderace...Man
over a year ago

Dudley

I much preferred it back in the good old days... (yes its old git time now

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Nothing beats eye contact followed by and a simple confident approach with a little humour. For me winks, fabs, likes and texts can be so false, misleading and leave you totally misunderstood.

To confidentiality walk over and a converse after using your 6th sense of attraction in real time says far more about their and your persona. 2 minuets of my chat beats hiding behind a 1000 texts, I think that honesty has been lost with technology...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I much preferred it back in the good old days... (yes its old git time now

)

Nothing beats eye contact followed by and a simple confident approach with a little humour. For me winks, fabs, likes and texts can be so false, misleading and leave you totally misunderstood.

I agree.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I much preferred it back in the good old days... (yes its old git time now

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Nothing beats eye contact followed by and a simple confident approach with a little humour. For me winks, fabs, likes and texts can be so false, misleading and leave you totally misunderstood.

It depends how good you are with your written communication doesn't it? Men who are shy in reality but can write probably find it easier. I am shy in person with men and so anyone making a move on me wouldn't get very far. Plus not all women like being chatted up. They find it hard to maintain boundaries if men are on the pushy side.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry I'm a bit forgetful but it's a tad urgent. do I cut the green wire or the blue? "

Either. But never the red!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I've never chatted anyone up in real life, ever. And I've never been chatted up to my knowledge. I mean, in hindsight there may have been once or twice but I doubt it and I certainly didn't notice then.

All my relationships have been a complete surprise to me

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

I pretend to look at the tag in the coat/top and say

" Ahh made in heaven"

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Sorry I'm a bit forgetful but it's a tad urgent. do I cut the green wire or the blue? "

I love that

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Mine is along the lines of "I'm old so I can say stuff like this, you're hot"

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

A friend of mine uses

"Hello, my name's Dick, do you like it ?"

He's handsome so it works.

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By *hunderace...Man
over a year ago

Dudley

"I much preferred it back in the good old days... (yes its old git time now

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Nothing beats eye contact followed by and a simple confident approach with a little humour. For me winks, fabs, likes and texts can be so false, misleading and leave you totally misunderstood.

Anyone who's exchanged texts with me will testify I've an excellent way of communication, anyone who's physically spoken to me would say I'm far from pushy too, and would never try out corny chat up lines.

I do see what your getting at regarding shyness of course but I know pushy types exist on social media too, you can of course ignore them easier but texts etc can be so false and there's no substitute I think in eye contact.

If our eyes met across a bar followed by a smile, without resorting to Del boy tactics we'd engage in conversation and in real time you'd know far more about who I am than lots of texts as we'd have each others attention. On fab i know I'm chatting to a girl who's often multi tasking and chatting to other guys at the same time simultaneously.

Each to their own of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I much preferred it back in the good old days... (yes its old git time now

)

Nothing beats eye contact followed by and a simple confident approach with a little humour. For me winks, fabs, likes and texts can be so false, misleading and leave you totally misunderstood.

Each to their own of course

That is true, I am usually having more than one conversation to be fair. On more than one app!

But I rarely go anywhere, so I shan't be meeting anyone's eyes across a crowded bar anytime soon.

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By *ensualpleasures69Man
over a year ago

leeds

Never heard so much dribble……

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

"Okay this is REAL LIFE - FACE TO FACE no computer to hide behind.

YOUR actual looks.

YOUR actual personality.

YOUR actual very classy or shitty if you lack class INTRODUCTION.

Coffee bar, Work , Club or Pub ........

You walk over and you say ........ ????"

Fuck all, as I am way to shy and nervous to do that.

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple
over a year ago

Essex

"I think you've got cum on your ear."
thank you for noticing. I cum ear quite often

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