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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

envelopes?

I don't I never have but considering the current unpleasantness I'm a bit wary of all the cards coming through my letter box.

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By *Whiskey Guy 2.0Man
over a year ago

Ballynaughty

Yes I do

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Yes I do "

They taste horrible though

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Well, the sales of letter openers and velvet gloves should go up then.

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By *Whiskey Guy 2.0Man
over a year ago

Ballynaughty


"Yes I do

They taste horrible though "

Your? Impossible

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By *esthetic21Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol


"envelopes?

I don't I never have but considering the current unpleasantness I'm a bit wary of all the cards coming through my letter box. "

don't think it can live outside for too long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heck’s yeah. I love licking. Even love the taste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"envelopes?

I don't I never have but considering the current unpleasantness I'm a bit wary of all the cards coming through my letter box. "

Wait so youre asking if we lick the envelopes that have already been stuck down?

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Well, the sales of letter openers and velvet gloves should go up then. "

I have several letter openers but only velvet, elbow length gloves...so inconvenient when opening correspondence

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Yes I do

They taste horrible though

Your? Impossible "

I never claimed otherwise

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"envelopes?

I don't I never have but considering the current unpleasantness I'm a bit wary of all the cards coming through my letter box. don't think it can live outside for too long "

Neither do I but I'm starting to get a bit jumpy.

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Heck’s yeah. I love licking. Even love the taste"

Bleurgh.

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"envelopes?

I don't I never have but considering the current unpleasantness I'm a bit wary of all the cards coming through my letter box.

Wait so youre asking if we lick the envelopes that have already been stuck down? "

Lol. Not unless you want to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I do but I have had worse things in my mouth

But yes with the way thinks are I am supriced that it’s still a thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to but this year I’ve noticed family sealing them with sellotape. Probably a good plan thinking about it with the Rona and all that

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Yes I do but I have had worse things in my mouth

But yes with the way thinks are I am supriced that it’s still a thing "

If the glue was coffee flavoured it might be different

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"I used to but this year I’ve noticed family sealing them with sellotape. Probably a good plan thinking about it with the Rona and all that "

That's my thinking. We have to wear masks and stop breathing inside but we can still post saliva...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to but this year I’ve noticed family sealing them with sellotape. Probably a good plan thinking about it with the Rona and all that

That's my thinking. We have to wear masks and stop breathing inside but we can still post saliva..."

It dawned on me only last night so it’s maybe not occurred to some yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes I do but I have had worse things in my mouth

But yes with the way thinks are I am supriced that it’s still a thing

If the glue was coffee flavoured it might be different "

Definitely would be better in coffee flavour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. I usually glue them or tape. I think I've only ever licked them when I was young and stupid. I'd much rather lick a bumhole to be honest.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I used to but this year I’ve noticed family sealing them with sellotape. Probably a good plan thinking about it with the Rona and all that

That's my thinking. We have to wear masks and stop breathing inside but we can still post saliva..."

Or use a damp sponge, no tongue needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep.

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"No. I usually glue them or tape. I think I've only ever licked them when I was young and stupid. I'd much rather lick a bumhole to be honest."

I think on balance I'd choose an envelope

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"I used to but this year I’ve noticed family sealing them with sellotape. Probably a good plan thinking about it with the Rona and all that

That's my thinking. We have to wear masks and stop breathing inside but we can still post saliva...

Or use a damp sponge, no tongue needed "

I use a sponge or a a damp finger

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

Who doesn't like to lick a flap or two?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better to make something moist and rub the envelope edge on there instead.

Moist. Terrible word.

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Who doesn't like to lick a flap or two? "

Ooeer Missus

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Better to make something moist and rub the envelope edge on there instead.

Moist. Terrible word. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Disagree..... Moist is a great word!

As for enchiladas*, or envelopes... I have a somewhat irrational fear of cutting my tongue on the edge of the flap.

*Autocorrect was amusing today, so I decided you could all enjoy it.

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Disagree..... Moist is a great word!

As for enchiladas*, or envelopes... I have a somewhat irrational fear of cutting my tongue on the edge of the flap.

*Autocorrect was amusing today, so I decided you could all enjoy it. "

.

I often wonder how easy cutting one's tongue would be.

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By *9 kisses.Man
over a year ago

clacton on sea


"Yes I do but I have had worse things in my mouth

But yes with the way thinks are I am supriced that it’s still a thing

If the glue was coffee flavoured it might be different "

You could go on Dragons Den with different flavoured envelopes,

I myself use sellotape,

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Yes I do but I have had worse things in my mouth

But yes with the way thinks are I am supriced that it’s still a thing

If the glue was coffee flavoured it might be different

You could go on Dragons Den with different flavoured envelopes,

I myself use sellotape, "

I could but I'd be hopeless when they started asking me stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not since I started to work in an office (22)

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Not since I started to work in an office (22) "

We used to have self seal or when we found some really old ones at the back of the stationery cupboard a pritt stick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Disagree..... Moist is a great word!

As for enchiladas*, or envelopes... I have a somewhat irrational fear of cutting my tongue on the edge of the flap.

*Autocorrect was amusing today, so I decided you could all enjoy it. "

Then you're not allowed in MUDS. Moist User Disapproval Society. I'm looking for members who will join me in MUD.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn it. MUDS...

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By *enm83Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"envelopes?

I don't I never have but considering the current unpleasantness I'm a bit wary of all the cards coming through my letter box. "

Yes, but I do it seductively

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Yep. "

You lick envelopes! Tongue of steel, you will go far on fab

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"envelopes?

I don't I never have but considering the current unpleasantness I'm a bit wary of all the cards coming through my letter box.

Yes, but I do it seductively "

Oh well, that's ok then

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By *ustmuttsMan
over a year ago

wisbech

not since i badly cut my tongue as a kid

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"not since i badly cut my tongue as a kid"

See! It's a dangerous sport.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

The speed of Royal Mail these days I doubt you've much to worry about.

The price of the stamps is more of a health hazard these days than 3 day old spit

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"The speed of Royal Mail these days I doubt you've much to worry about.

The price of the stamps is more of a health hazard these days than 3 day old spit "

True! I nearly did the old person's "HOW MUCH!?" in the post office when I paid for my foreign cards postage .

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"envelopes?

I don't I never have but considering the current unpleasantness I'm a bit wary of all the cards coming through my letter box. "

Nice brag about getting lots of Christmas cards, rubbing it in the noses of those without friends!

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"envelopes?

I don't I never have but considering the current unpleasantness I'm a bit wary of all the cards coming through my letter box.

Nice brag about getting lots of Christmas cards, rubbing it in the noses of those without friends! "

.

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

I love licking moist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just thought of that... ! Kids were doing Christmas cards.. I gave them glue sticks.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"The speed of Royal Mail these days I doubt you've much to worry about.

The price of the stamps is more of a health hazard these days than 3 day old spit

True! I nearly did the old person's "HOW MUCH!?" in the post office when I paid for my foreign cards postage .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"envelopes?

I don't I never have but considering the current unpleasantness I'm a bit wary of all the cards coming through my letter box.

Nice brag about getting lots of Christmas cards, rubbing it in the noses of those without friends! "

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By *enuineCoupleCheshireBBWCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire

Like a hungry Labrador

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...


"envelopes?

I don't I never have but considering the current unpleasantness I'm a bit wary of all the cards coming through my letter box. "

"All"

Winston

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"I love licking moist "

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"I just thought of that... ! Kids were doing Christmas cards.. I gave them glue sticks. "

Lol.

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Like a hungry Labrador "

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"envelopes?

I don't I never have but considering the current unpleasantness I'm a bit wary of all the cards coming through my letter box.

"All"

Winston"

Fours à lot right?

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...


"envelopes?

I don't I never have but considering the current unpleasantness I'm a bit wary of all the cards coming through my letter box.

"All"

Winston

Fours à lot right?"

It is in my house. I don't even get a card from the sodding cat.

Winston

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

If I'm sending a document/letter/form etc I have self-seal envelopes.

If it's the rare occasion I send a card not via the Internet I'll lick the envelope.

I've licked 4 envelopes this year.

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"If I'm sending a document/letter/form etc I have self-seal envelopes.

If it's the rare occasion I send a card not via the Internet I'll lick the envelope.

I've licked 4 envelopes this year."

that's four more than me

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Nope, I tuck the flap in all neat, like

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I can't remember the last time I licked anything ??

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Nope, I tuck the flap in all neat, like "

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby


"Nope, I tuck the flap in all neat, like

"

Oh behave

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Nope, I tuck the flap in all neat, like

Oh behave "

Sorry...not sorry

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I just cut out the middleman and lick your letterbox

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"I just cut out the middleman and lick your letterbox "

Can I watch ?

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By *mjames00Man
over a year ago

S Gloucs

Oh but that paper cut to the tongue though. Ouch.

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"I just cut out the middleman and lick your letterbox "

The neighbours already think I'm strange...

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"I can't remember the last time I licked anything ?? "

Not even a lolly?

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Oh but that paper cut to the tongue though. Ouch."

You see, it's a dangerous pastime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always. I love licking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm tounguetastic!!

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Always. I love licking. "

Even that 'orrible glue?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes I do

They taste horrible though "

It's abit of an acquired taste, kind of like coffee.

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Yes I do

They taste horrible though

It's abit of an acquired taste, kind of like coffee."

But coffee is delicious once the taste is acquired. Envelope glue never will be :shudder:

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"I'm tounguetastic!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes I do

They taste horrible though

It's abit of an acquired taste, kind of like coffee.

But coffee is delicious once the taste is acquired. Envelope glue never will be :shudder:"

Sounds like it's time to get the premium quality envelopes.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Yes I do

They taste horrible though

It's abit of an acquired taste, kind of like coffee.

But coffee is delicious once the taste is acquired. Envelope glue never will be :shudder:

Sounds like it's time to get the premium quality envelopes."

Coffee flavour ones?!

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Yes I do

They taste horrible though

It's abit of an acquired taste, kind of like coffee.

But coffee is delicious once the taste is acquired. Envelope glue never will be :shudder:

Sounds like it's time to get the premium quality envelopes."

Like the Marks and Spencers ones that have self sealing strips of the real top quality ones that taste like chocolate cheesecake followed by a deeply, dark espresso?

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By *ayjay218Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Is it still ok for me to lick windows?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes I do

They taste horrible though

It's abit of an acquired taste, kind of like coffee.

But coffee is delicious once the taste is acquired. Envelope glue never will be :shudder:

Sounds like it's time to get the premium quality envelopes.

Coffee flavour ones?! "

Of course!

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over a year ago

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Is it still ok for me to lick windows? "

Not if it's very cold, you'll get stuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes I do

They taste horrible though

It's abit of an acquired taste, kind of like coffee.

But coffee is delicious once the taste is acquired. Envelope glue never will be :shudder:

Sounds like it's time to get the premium quality envelopes.

Like the Marks and Spencers ones that have self sealing strips of the real top quality ones that taste like chocolate cheesecake followed by a deeply, dark espresso?"

Yesss.... but they're out of stock

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Yes I do

They taste horrible though

It's abit of an acquired taste, kind of like coffee.

But coffee is delicious once the taste is acquired. Envelope glue never will be :shudder:

Sounds like it's time to get the premium quality envelopes.

Coffee flavour ones?!

Of course! "

*Heads to WH Smith*

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Yes I do

They taste horrible though

It's abit of an acquired taste, kind of like coffee.

But coffee is delicious once the taste is acquired. Envelope glue never will be :shudder:

Sounds like it's time to get the premium quality envelopes.

Like the Marks and Spencers ones that have self sealing strips of the real top quality ones that taste like chocolate cheesecake followed by a deeply, dark espresso?

Yesss.... but they're out of stock "

I bought them all

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By *ayjay218Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"Is it still ok for me to lick windows?

Not if it's very cold, you'll get stuck"

yes maybe should be a summer sport only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes I do

They taste horrible though

It's abit of an acquired taste, kind of like coffee.

But coffee is delicious once the taste is acquired. Envelope glue never will be :shudder:

Sounds like it's time to get the premium quality envelopes.

Like the Marks and Spencers ones that have self sealing strips of the real top quality ones that taste like chocolate cheesecake followed by a deeply, dark espresso?

Yesss.... but they're out of stock

I bought them all "

All of them! And here I thought you didn't like the taste.

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Yes I do

They taste horrible though

It's abit of an acquired taste, kind of like coffee.

But coffee is delicious once the taste is acquired. Envelope glue never will be :shudder:

Sounds like it's time to get the premium quality envelopes.

Like the Marks and Spencers ones that have self sealing strips of the real top quality ones that taste like chocolate cheesecake followed by a deeply, dark espresso?

Yesss.... but they're out of stock

I bought them all

All of them! And here I thought you didn't like the taste. "

The cheesecake and espresso ones are alright

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes I do

They taste horrible though

It's abit of an acquired taste, kind of like coffee.

But coffee is delicious once the taste is acquired. Envelope glue never will be :shudder:

Sounds like it's time to get the premium quality envelopes.

Like the Marks and Spencers ones that have self sealing strips of the real top quality ones that taste like chocolate cheesecake followed by a deeply, dark espresso?

Yesss.... but they're out of stock

I bought them all

All of them! And here I thought you didn't like the taste.

The cheesecake and espresso ones are alright "

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes


"envelopes?

I don't I never have but considering the current unpleasantness I'm a bit wary of all the cards coming through my letter box. "

Get a wet sponge thread finished

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