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By *ne4morefun OP   Man
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells

Have you ever bruised your todger? Not sure what happened but I now have a a black stripe across the base of penis. Looks like something out of Adam and the Ants.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Nooo are you ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stand and deliver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone tried to draw a moustache with permanent marker on you. Must be it.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Someone tried to draw a moustache with permanent marker on you. Must be it. "

Prince charming

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

Mine sustained a serious injury when I reached that certain age of discovering it wasn't just for stirring your tea with, and I had to circumcised. Apparently it was recommended to my mum at birth because I had such a big bell end relative to my foreskin. I don't know whether she thought that the problem was going to go away instead of getting bigger as time went on, no pun intended, but the surgeon did a brilliant job!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, but i have fucked so hard that my whole cock felt like a piece of meat thats been battered by a tenderising hammer.. felt good though

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

An ex partner of mine bruised his when we were having a bit of rampant sex on the stairs, he’s pulled out so we could change position and misjudged where things were in his haste and missed me and hit the stair instead his cock was black and blue for about 6 weeks bug luckily he didn’t break it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An ex partner of mine bruised his when we were having a bit of rampant sex on the stairs, he’s pulled out so we could change position and misjudged where things were in his haste and missed me and hit the stair instead his cock was black and blue for about 6 weeks bug luckily he didn’t break it "

Holy shit how hard was he gonna ram it into you to bruise it so badly on the step?!

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"An ex partner of mine bruised his when we were having a bit of rampant sex on the stairs, he’s pulled out so we could change position and misjudged where things were in his haste and missed me and hit the stair instead his cock was black and blue for about 6 weeks bug luckily he didn’t break it "

Ooof Actually winced reading that

LvM

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"An ex partner of mine bruised his when we were having a bit of rampant sex on the stairs, he’s pulled out so we could change position and misjudged where things were in his haste and missed me and hit the stair instead his cock was black and blue for about 6 weeks bug luckily he didn’t break it

Holy shit how hard was he gonna ram it into you to bruise it so badly on the step?! "

He used to be very enthusiastic

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’


"Have you ever bruised your todger? Not sure what happened but I now have a a black stripe across the base of penis. Looks like something out of Adam and the Ants. "

Ok Op sad to hear that, but what we are all dying to know is can you still stand & deliver? Hi-hat "Tish" & "ba-boom!"

I'll get me coat & fuck off then....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An ex partner of mine bruised his when we were having a bit of rampant sex on the stairs, he’s pulled out so we could change position and misjudged where things were in his haste and missed me and hit the stair instead his cock was black and blue for about 6 weeks bug luckily he didn’t break it

Holy shit how hard was he gonna ram it into you to bruise it so badly on the step?!

He used to be very enthusiastic "

I wouldnt call that enthusiasm, i call that role playing an industrial jackhammer

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"An ex partner of mine bruised his when we were having a bit of rampant sex on the stairs, he’s pulled out so we could change position and misjudged where things were in his haste and missed me and hit the stair instead his cock was black and blue for about 6 weeks bug luckily he didn’t break it "

Jebus

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

I had a double inguinal hernia op about 10 years ago which made my entire cock and balls go black for weeks, before fading to blotchy purple then Simpsons yellow before going back to normal colour after months

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman
over a year ago

lancashire


"Have you ever bruised your todger? Not sure what happened but I now have a a black stripe across the base of penis. Looks like something out of Adam and the Ants. "

Sounds like you may have slightly damaged your todger whilst playing/having sex, is he still in working order? any pain? Maybe book a phone call apt' with your doctor just to make sure??

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By *evonshireboyMan
over a year ago

North Devon

Had a mountain biking incident a few years ago where I bashed my gentleman's area on the stem. It went a fetching shade of purple and gradually changed colour over a period of several weeks.

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle


"I had a double inguinal hernia op about 10 years ago which made my entire cock and balls go black for weeks, before fading to blotchy purple then Simpsons yellow before going back to normal colour after months "
Simpsons yellow that made me chuckle. Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Managed to bruise mine really badly in a meet a few years ago. It was somewhat purple almost immediately.

I have no idea exactly how it happened, it didn't hurt, just looked terrifyingly impressive.

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York


"I had a double inguinal hernia op about 10 years ago which made my entire cock and balls go black for weeks, before fading to blotchy purple then Simpsons yellow before going back to normal colour after months Simpsons yellow that made me chuckle. Sorry "

Honestly, cutting about with a right Homer Simpson cock I was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr bruised his but it was from surgery for a testicular torsion (yummy). He was bruised from testicles to midshaft

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I think we need an amusing picture...with strategically placed googly eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine sustained a serious injury when I reached that certain age of discovering it wasn't just for stirring your tea with, and I had to circumcised. Apparently it was recommended to my mum at birth because I had such a big bell end relative to my foreskin. I don't know whether she thought that the problem was going to go away instead of getting bigger as time went on, no pun intended, but the surgeon did a brilliant job!"

tmi comes to mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My strap on is big and purple so you could say it looks bruised lol.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"My strap on is big and purple so you could say it looks bruised lol.

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Have you ever bruised your todger? Not sure what happened but I now have a a black stripe across the base of penis. Looks like something out of Adam and the Ants. "

Is that Mr or Mrs posting?

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle


"I had a double inguinal hernia op about 10 years ago which made my entire cock and balls go black for weeks, before fading to blotchy purple then Simpsons yellow before going back to normal colour after months Simpsons yellow that made me chuckle. Sorry

Honestly, cutting about with a right Homer Simpson cock I was "
Aww bless you!

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By *ne4morefun OP   Man
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells

All good thanks, no pain at all. Still works. Can't seem to add a pic on the thread.

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By *ne4morefun OP   Man
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells


"Nooo are you ok "

All good thank you.

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By *ne4morefun OP   Man
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells


"Have you ever bruised your todger? Not sure what happened but I now have a a black stripe across the base of penis. Looks like something out of Adam and the Ants.

Sounds like you may have slightly damaged your todger whilst playing/having sex, is he still in working order? any pain? Maybe book a phone call apt' with your doctor just to make sure?? "

No pain, still works and the bruise is almost gone after about a week.

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By *ne4morefun OP   Man
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells


"Have you ever bruised your todger? Not sure what happened but I now have a a black stripe across the base of penis. Looks like something out of Adam and the Ants.

Is that Mr or Mrs posting?"

Hahaha it's him posting. She can't stop laughing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was bruised black n blue after an accident looked like a mouldy banana

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