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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If a bloke said he would like to put his penis in my vagina I think my lady bits would dry up.

If he said he'd like to pound his cock into my pussy......

What is it with different words and the differing reactions?!?!?!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Language is everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like the word pussy, it just reminds me of our cats

Vagina is a bit formal yes but rather he said please may I insert my erect penis into your vagina

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't like the word pussy, it just reminds me of our cats

Vagina is a bit formal yes but rather he said please may I insert my erect penis into your vagina "

Oops sorry about your cats.

I prefer erect to flaccid. Good point.

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

I have been known to call the vagina, a 'sausage wallet', from time to time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't like the word pussy, it just reminds me of our cats

Vagina is a bit formal yes but rather he said please may I insert my erect penis into your vagina "

Can I park my porche in your garage?

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

I guess it's cause the brain has to be stimulated as well as the rest of the body.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't like the word pussy, it just reminds me of our cats

Vagina is a bit formal yes but rather he said please may I insert my erect penis into your vagina

Oops sorry about your cats.

I prefer erect to flaccid. Good point. "

Glad you liked it, could just say front bottom haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't like the word pussy, it just reminds me of our cats

Vagina is a bit formal yes but rather he said please may I insert my erect penis into your vagina

Can I park my porche in your garage?"

Drive in, the gates are open

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon


"I don't like the word pussy, it just reminds me of our cats

Vagina is a bit formal yes but rather he said please may I insert my erect penis into your vagina "

And this is the reason why all the messages I send nowadays are along the line of...

Hi / Bonjour / Guten Tag (delete as appropriate),

I just checked out your photos and I'm feeling sexually aroused / horny as fuck (delete as appropriate).

I love the look of your tits / massive jugs / breasts (delete as appropriate) and would enjoy gently nibbling on them / firmly playing with them / dripping scalding hot melted candle wax on them (delete as appropriate).

My cock / penis / wee willy winkle (delete as appropriate) is rock hard / feeling ever so slightly aroused (delete as appropriate) at the thought of your wet / not wet (delete as appropriate) pussy / vagina / lady garden (delete as appropriate).

Let's meet / chat online for weeks / waste each others' time (delete as appropriate)

Carambar xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't like the word pussy, it just reminds me of our cats

Vagina is a bit formal yes but rather he said please may I insert my erect penis into your vagina

And this is the reason why all the messages I send nowadays are along the line of...

Hi

I just checked out your photos and I'm feeling sexually aroused.

I love the look of your breasts and would enjoy gently nibbling on them.

My wee willy winkle feeling ever so slightly aroused at the thought of your wet lady garden.

Let's chat online for weeks.

M & J xx"

That's us sorted out

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By *aris23Woman
over a year ago

France


"I don't like the word pussy, it just reminds me of our cats

Vagina is a bit formal yes but rather he said please may I insert my erect penis into your vagina

And this is the reason why all the messages I send nowadays are along the line of...

Hi / Bonjour / Guten Tag (delete as appropriate),

I just checked out your photos and I'm feeling sexually aroused / horny as fuck (delete as appropriate).

I love the look of your tits / massive jugs / breasts (delete as appropriate) and would enjoy gently nibbling on them / firmly playing with them / dripping scalding hot melted candle wax on them (delete as appropriate).

My cock / penis / wee willy winkle (delete as appropriate) is rock hard / feeling ever so slightly aroused (delete as appropriate) at the thought of your wet / not wet (delete as appropriate) pussy / vagina / lady garden (delete as appropriate).

Let's meet / chat online for weeks / waste each others' time (delete as appropriate)

Carambar xx"

Nice one - first giggle I've had today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't like the word pussy, it just reminds me of our cats

Vagina is a bit formal yes but rather he said please may I insert my erect penis into your vagina

And this is the reason why all the messages I send nowadays are along the line of...

Hi / Bonjour / Guten Tag (delete as appropriate),

I just checked out your photos and I'm feeling sexually aroused / horny as fuck (delete as appropriate).

I love the look of your tits / massive jugs / breasts (delete as appropriate) and would enjoy gently nibbling on them / firmly playing with them / dripping scalding hot melted candle wax on them (delete as appropriate).

My cock / penis / wee willy winkle (delete as appropriate) is rock hard / feeling ever so slightly aroused (delete as appropriate) at the thought of your wet / not wet (delete as appropriate) pussy / vagina / lady garden (delete as appropriate).

Let's meet / chat online for weeks / waste each others' time (delete as appropriate)

Carambar xx

Nice one - first giggle I've had today

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i may have to pinch this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't like the word pussy, it just reminds me of our cats

Vagina is a bit formal yes but rather he said please may I insert my erect penis into your vagina

And this is the reason why all the messages I send nowadays are along the line of...

Hi / Bonjour / Guten Tag (delete as appropriate),

I just checked out your photos and I'm feeling sexually aroused / horny as fuck (delete as appropriate).

I love the look of your tits / massive jugs / breasts (delete as appropriate) and would enjoy gently nibbling on them / firmly playing with them / dripping scalding hot melted candle wax on them (delete as appropriate).

My cock / penis / wee willy winkle (delete as appropriate) is rock hard / feeling ever so slightly aroused (delete as appropriate) at the thought of your wet / not wet (delete as appropriate) pussy / vagina / lady garden (delete as appropriate).

Let's meet / chat online for weeks / waste each others' time (delete as appropriate)

Carambar xx"

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As the great Kate Winslet once said;

"I'm aching for your big purple-headed womb ferret."

If a lady says that to me then I'm done for.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"I don't like the word pussy, it just reminds me of our cats

Vagina is a bit formal yes but rather he said please may I insert my erect penis into your vagina

And this is the reason why all the messages I send nowadays are along the line of...

Hi / Bonjour / Guten Tag (delete as appropriate),

I just checked out your photos and I'm feeling sexually aroused / horny as fuck (delete as appropriate).

I love the look of your tits / massive jugs / breasts (delete as appropriate) and would enjoy gently nibbling on them / firmly playing with them / dripping scalding hot melted candle wax on them (delete as appropriate).

My cock / penis / wee willy winkle (delete as appropriate) is rock hard / feeling ever so slightly aroused (delete as appropriate) at the thought of your wet / not wet (delete as appropriate) pussy / vagina / lady garden (delete as appropriate).

Let's meet / chat online for weeks / waste each others' time (delete as appropriate)

Carambar xx"
Class!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I had a guy message me a while ago saying he wanted to put his p in my v. I almost wet myself laughing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had a guy message me a while ago saying he wanted to put his p in my v. I almost wet myself laughing"

Don't you mean squirted in anticipation and excitement?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't like the word pussy, it just reminds me of our cats

Vagina is a bit formal yes but rather he said please may I insert my erect penis into your vagina

And this is the reason why all the messages I send nowadays are along the line of...

Hi / Bonjour / Guten Tag (delete as appropriate),

I just checked out your photos and I'm feeling sexually aroused / horny as fuck (delete as appropriate).

I love the look of your tits / massive jugs / breasts (delete as appropriate) and would enjoy gently nibbling on them / firmly playing with them / dripping scalding hot melted candle wax on them (delete as appropriate).

My cock / penis / wee willy winkle (delete as appropriate) is rock hard / feeling ever so slightly aroused (delete as appropriate) at the thought of your wet / not wet (delete as appropriate) pussy / vagina / lady garden (delete as appropriate).

Let's meet / chat online for weeks / waste each others' time (delete as appropriate)

Carambar xxClass! "

Fantastic!!!

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By *toneblueMan
over a year ago

Southampton

I have yet to hear a word for one (you know - a VAGINA!) that I actually like. The v-word is too medical/anatomical, the c-word is too crude and has negative connotations (an insult), as for prissy childish terms like 'foo-foo' and 'lady garden' they are more likely to turn me off than anything else. I find pussy the best of a bad lot, but it still leaves a lot to be desired.

We need a new word I think. Ditto for the male equipment!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"I have yet to hear a word for one (you know - a VAGINA!) that I actually like. The v-word is too medical/anatomical, the c-word is too crude and has negative connotations (an insult), as for prissy childish terms like 'foo-foo' and 'lady garden' they are more likely to turn me off than anything else. I find pussy the best of a bad lot, but it still leaves a lot to be desired.

We need a new word I think. Ditto for the male equipment!"
Could not agree more - find myself in that same boat!

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By *toneblueMan
over a year ago

Southampton


"As the great Kate Winslet once said;

"I'm aching for your big purple-headed womb ferret."

If a lady says that to me then I'm done for. "

Now that is good - there's a woman with some imagination!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Well that's fucked that idea then. Oops sorry I meant penetrated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't like the word pussy, it just reminds me of our cats

Vagina is a bit formal yes but rather he said please may I insert my erect penis into your vagina "

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon


"I have yet to hear a word for one (you know - a VAGINA!) that I actually like. The v-word is too medical/anatomical, the c-word is too crude and has negative connotations (an insult), as for prissy childish terms like 'foo-foo' and 'lady garden' they are more likely to turn me off than anything else. I find pussy the best of a bad lot, but it still leaves a lot to be desired.

We need a new word I think. Ditto for the male equipment!"

Agree on both counts (I said counts!)... cunt, twat and minge are horrible words so I prefer pussy although it's far from ideal.

For penis the word cock is equally horrid so I much prefer to use dick instead.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

may I stab your clunge with my pork sword would get a reaction from me

And while I'm rolling on the ground in hysterics you might be able to slip it while I'm distracted...

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees


"I don't like the word pussy, it just reminds me of our cats

Vagina is a bit formal yes but rather he said please may I insert my erect penis into your vagina "

So long as he doesn't say 'please may I insert my erect penis into your cats.'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May i smash your back door in has a good sucess rate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fancy a game of hide the sausage?? will that get your juices flowing?

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By *toneblueMan
over a year ago

Southampton


"May i smash your back door in has a good sucess rate "

Never found that necessary. They always leave it unlocked for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slip your dick into my v-j-j lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I like cock. The word that is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like cock. The word that is. "

yesh i quite like a cock-or-two lol

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By *atinaBabeCouple
over a year ago

casa caliente

new word for pussy go portuguese xana buceta perereca piriquita barata xanao becetao hahaha so many words si caramba lol

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