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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There’s two things you need to know about me:-

1. My cock is the length of two Argos pens.

2. I am banned from Argos outlets.

3. I am not great at counting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s two things you need to know about me:-

1. My cock is the length of two Argos pens.

2. I am banned from Argos outlets.

3. I am not great at counting "

Having perved on your pics I’d say that’s an underestimation. It’s defo bigger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about IKEA pencils?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*snigger*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Argos ban you for anything now!! Tried to take back the catalog as the pages on the hardware section got stuck together

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There’s two things you need to know about me:-

1. My cock is the length of two Argos pens.

2. I am banned from Argos outlets.

3. I am not great at counting

Having perved on your pics I’d say that’s an underestimation. It’s defo bigger "

You sure? Can you take an accurate measurement for me then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How about IKEA pencils? "

How big are they ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ikea have the paper tape measure

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Have you tried ikea for pencils

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you tried ikea for pencils "

Unfortunately I got banned from there last week after I went into there store restaurant and said the the guy behind the counter “ I’ve heard your balls are really meaty and tasty so can I try those please “ !!!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Have you tried ikea for pencils

Unfortunately I got banned from there last week after I went into there store restaurant and said the the guy behind the counter “ I’ve heard your balls are really meaty and tasty so can I try those please “ !!! "

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

I would estimate it at 3 argos pens they are very small! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NBVN x

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

Are you banned from sainsburys too OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could try weighing it in the fresh fruit and veg section scales in supermarkets.

You'll even get a sticker for it too at the end.

PW

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure what argos you've been loitering around in, but the pens in my local one look decidedly different

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You could try weighing it in the fresh fruit and veg section scales in supermarkets.

You'll even get a sticker for it too at the end.

PW "

Excellent idea!! I will be running out of retailers I can visit at this rate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would estimate it at 3 argos pens they are very small! X"

3 ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *lairekTV/TS
over a year ago

Manchester

When people ask me how I make my penis 5 inches long, I reply that it's easy...

.... I just fold it in half

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Were you holding them along the side or inserting them down the end?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pic or it didn’t happen

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

What about subway

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What about subway "

That’s stretching the truth in my situation

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"What about subway

That’s stretching the truth in my situation "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You could try weighing it in the fresh fruit and veg section scales in supermarkets.

You'll even get a sticker for it too at the end.

PW

Excellent idea!! I will be running out of retailers I can visit at this rate "

Not if you do every store in turn.

They'll never know where you'll pop up next will they.

PW

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is thst chewed or unchewed Argos pencils??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You could try weighing it in the fresh fruit and veg section scales in supermarkets.

You'll even get a sticker for it too at the end.

PW

Excellent idea!! I will be running out of retailers I can visit at this rate

Not if you do every store in turn.

They'll never know where you'll pop up next will they.

PW "

But if I use the scales in Tesco there is no little picture to select on the screen! What would I type in ? Parsnips ? Courgette?

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