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"50k? I'm in " Xx | |||
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"50k? I'm in " Selling, obvs | |||
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"Think you misspelled 50p" Think you need glasses | |||
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"Boak....." You buying il put you down for 45 jars | |||
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"50k? I'm in Selling, obvs " What do you charge by, audible volume, duration or potency? | |||
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"Wow her fart box is getting full. " | |||
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"Somebody did a song about that didn't they? Jar of Farts" Who the windys?? | |||
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"I should contact her and see if she needs her money maker recharging!! " To what? | |||
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"Wow her fart box is getting full. " x | |||
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"50k? I'm in Selling, obvs What do you charge by, audible volume, duration or potency? " I think it's different flavours. Not that I'd know | |||
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"50k? I'm in Selling, obvs What do you charge by, audible volume, duration or potency? I think it's different flavours. Not that I'd know " You have tried haven't you??? | |||
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"And here I am giving them away for free. What a wally." | |||
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"And here I am giving them away for free. What a wally." | |||
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"50k? I'm in Selling, obvs What do you charge by, audible volume, duration or potency? I think it's different flavours. Not that I'd know " Do you have to disclose if you've had nuts or meat? They might have allergy or be a vegetarian | |||
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"Hang on a sec, just getting some jars ready " You will need 50 jars x | |||
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"50k? I'm in Selling, obvs What do you charge by, audible volume, duration or potency? I think it's different flavours. Not that I'd know Do you have to disclose if you've had nuts or meat? They might have allergy or be a vegetarian " I definitely ordered a vegan one. 100% | |||
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"50k? I'm in Selling, obvs What do you charge by, audible volume, duration or potency? I think it's different flavours. Not that I'd know Do you have to disclose if you've had nuts or meat? They might have allergy or be a vegetarian " No shes a doctor also | |||
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"I saw this yesterday.. Apparently those jars of fart are selling for 1,400 AUD. Who in their right mind spends any kind of money buying a fucking fart in a jar? " you Get fart shopping | |||
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"Hang on a sec, just getting some jars ready You will need 50 jars x" If I'm making 1k a jar I think I can afford them | |||
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"50k? I'm in Selling, obvs What do you charge by, audible volume, duration or potency? I think it's different flavours. Not that I'd know You have tried haven't you??? May have order the brussels sprouts edition. Only because it's xmas though." | |||
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"Hang on a sec, just getting some jars ready You will need 50 jars x If I'm making 1k a jar I think I can afford them " Oh your selling | |||
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"50k? I'm in Selling, obvs What do you charge by, audible volume, duration or potency? I think it's different flavours. Not that I'd know Do you have to disclose if you've had nuts or meat? They might have allergy or be a vegetarian No shes a doctor also " That's good to know, that would be way too much hassle Think it would be a nice touch to write what you had to eat though | |||
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"50k? I'm in Selling, obvs What do you charge by, audible volume, duration or potency? I think it's different flavours. Not that I'd know Do you have to disclose if you've had nuts or meat? They might have allergy or be a vegetarian I definitely ordered a vegan one. 100% " Maybe it’s like a vape - different flavours? Does it still make a sound when you open the jar? If it does then it’s definitely worth the money!!! | |||
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"Hang on a sec, just getting some jars ready You will need 50 jars x If I'm making 1k a jar I think I can afford them Oh your selling " If I thought people would buy them I wouldn't think twice | |||
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"50k? I'm in Selling, obvs What do you charge by, audible volume, duration or potency? I think it's different flavours. Not that I'd know Do you have to disclose if you've had nuts or meat? They might have allergy or be a vegetarian No shes a doctor also That's good to know, that would be way too much hassle Think it would be a nice touch to write what you had to eat though " | |||
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"Hang on a sec, just getting some jars ready You will need 50 jars x If I'm making 1k a jar I think I can afford them Oh your selling If I thought people would buy them I wouldn't think twice " Try xx | |||
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"And here I am giving them away for free. What a wally." Like the saying goes "there's no such thing as a free fart" | |||
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"50k? I'm in Selling, obvs What do you charge by, audible volume, duration or potency? I think it's different flavours. Not that I'd know Do you have to disclose if you've had nuts or meat? They might have allergy or be a vegetarian I definitely ordered a vegan one. 100% Maybe it’s like a vape - different flavours? Does it still make a sound when you open the jar? If it does then it’s definitely worth the money!!! " | |||
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"I wonder if the person that has to catch them needs to wear any safety gear." She farts in a jar | |||
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"I wonder if the person that has to catch them needs to wear any safety gear." Shes not farting butterflies | |||
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"What are her Google reviews like?" Smelly | |||
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"I wonder if the person that has to catch them needs to wear any safety gear. Shes not farting butterflies " Bricks? | |||
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"I wonder if the wet farts sell for more." | |||
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"I wonder if the person that has to catch them needs to wear any safety gear. Shes not farting butterflies Bricks? " | |||
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"I wonder if the person that has to catch them needs to wear any safety gear. Shes not farting butterflies Bricks? " x | |||
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"I wonder if the person that has to catch them needs to wear any safety gear. Shes not farting butterflies " I see you're inexperienced in these matters. It's quite a skilled position. | |||
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"I wonder if the person that has to catch them needs to wear any safety gear. Shes not farting butterflies I see you're inexperienced in these matters. It's quite a skilled position." I don't fart | |||
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"I wonder if the person that has to catch them needs to wear any safety gear. Shes not farting butterflies Bricks? " Hence the safety gear. Accidents happen. | |||
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"I wonder if the person that has to catch them needs to wear any safety gear. Shes not farting butterflies Bricks? Hence the safety gear. Accidents happen." | |||
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"Hang on a sec, just getting some jars ready You will need 50 jars x If I'm making 1k a jar I think I can afford them Oh your selling If I thought people would buy them I wouldn't think twice Try xx" I think I might | |||
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"I wonder if the person that has to catch them needs to wear any safety gear. Shes not farting butterflies I see you're inexperienced in these matters. It's quite a skilled position. I don't fart " I'll do you a Christmas special and I'll add a burp | |||
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"And here I am giving them away for free. What a wally. Like the saying goes "there's no such thing as a free fart"" I'm gifting my farts to the world. I'm quite surprised my charitable endeavours haven't earned me a damehood yet, because I've gifted a LOT of farts to the world. Based on what seems to be the going rate for a fart I'm pretty sure I've donated over a million quid's worth. Screw Captain Tom and his garden laps, I'm farting my heart out here for the good of mankind. | |||
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"And here I am giving them away for free. What a wally. Like the saying goes "there's no such thing as a free fart" I'm gifting my farts to the world. I'm quite surprised my charitable endeavours haven't earned me a damehood yet, because I've gifted a LOT of farts to the world. Based on what seems to be the going rate for a fart I'm pretty sure I've donated over a million quid's worth. Screw Captain Tom and his garden laps, I'm farting my heart out here for the good of mankind." You ought to harness your talent and heat pensioners homes for free. | |||
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"Please nobody mention following through " There is always someone who lowers the tone of the conversation | |||
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"Somebody did a song about that didn't they? Jar of Farts" Actually chuckling at that R | |||
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"Just checking.. Is a jiffy bag ok? A whiffy bag?" Oh man that's brilliant | |||
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"You can’t beat the smell of your own brand " Dutch oven | |||
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"You can’t beat the smell of your own brand Dutch oven " Seeing as you asked so nicely. Yes, | |||
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"You can’t beat the smell of your own brand Dutch oven " Risky strategy. It could go wrong and I find myself dragged under in a case of victim turns attacker. | |||
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"Always knew you’d find your true calling Yasmeen " But I wasn't me | |||
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"Always knew you’d find your true calling Yasmeen But I wasn't me" It** | |||
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"My husband could make me a million by supplying and me re-labelling them! " | |||
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"I'd make a fortune! x" xxx | |||
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"Once I had a love and it was a gas. Soon turned out had a fart of glass." "to fart in glass" shurely? Debbie Harry's farts circa 1980 are still traded, though Christies stopped when testing showed it was mainly Chris Stein's semen. | |||
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"Once I had a love and it was a gas. Soon turned out had a fart of glass. "to fart in glass" shurely? Debbie Harry's farts circa 1980 are still traded, though Christies stopped when testing showed it was mainly Chris Stein's semen. " Poetic liscence. | |||
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"Would you sell yours in a jar Or buy the Farts " Happy to sell mine. They smell delightful | |||
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"I wonder if there's a market for belly button fluff? My hairy chest is a bloomin magnet for the stuff. " That's all very well, but what about guff? | |||
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"Would you sell yours in a jar Or buy the Farts " how does she produce enough fart to bottle, has she bought up the whole countries worth of beans? | |||
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"I wonder if there's a market for belly button fluff? My hairy chest is a bloomin magnet for the stuff. That's all very well, but what about guff?" No comment. I'm a mature & sophisticated gentleman (cough) | |||
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"JustPete buys my farts and in a jar but only gives me 50p. I feel like I'm missing out now. " Deflation, innit? | |||
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"Someone brought this thread back up? Did they search the forum for threads with ‘farts’? " kinky 69 did she resurrected it | |||
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"I would happily do this for 50k haha! I’d sell anything!" You could, ppl would literally buy anything | |||
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