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By *ackagain!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

There

What an ultra friendly place this is. How nice people are. How much folk OFFER advice!

Then again,I only get out what I put in!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll second that, ok!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I'll second that, ok! "

xxx

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Amen.

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol


"What an ultra friendly place this is. How nice people are. How much folk OFFER advice!

Then again,I only get out what I put in!"

lmao ,you have to take some things with a pinch of salt here ,just take it as it is ,its all the fun of the fair x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You came here for advice?!

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By *ackagain!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

There


"You came here for advice?! "

I can think of better places!

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe


"What an ultra friendly place this is. How nice people are. How much folk OFFER advice!

Then again,I only get out what I put in!"

U ok hun?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You came here for advice?!

I can think of better places!"

I'm sorry but what is the point of this thread is there a question?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You came here for advice?!

I can think of better places!"

This is an Internet forum... you’ll get lots of sarcasm and discussions about cake...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You came here for advice?!

I can think of better places!

This is an Internet forum... you’ll get lots of sarcasm and discussions about cake..."

Lots of people give and get given advice it's just whether or not personals to take it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What an ultra friendly place this is. How nice people are. How much folk OFFER advice!

Then again,I only get out what I put in!"

There's loads of friendly people on the forums who give great advice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What an ultra friendly place this is. How nice people are. How much folk OFFER advice!

Then again,I only get out what I put in!"

Ultra friendly ???

I’m definitely doing something wrong !

Actually probably a few things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do have to ask....

What are you doing here? Looking at your profile...not really any form of incentive to offer advice, get to know you and certainly nothing further...

"I have no intention of meeting any of you fuckwits, so please fuck off" - What response are you looking to get from anyone here?...

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol


"You came here for advice?!

I can think of better places!

This is an Internet forum... you’ll get lots of sarcasm and discussions about cake..."

did somebody say cake

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By *ackagain!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

There

My nose isn't the right colour! Bye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You came here for advice?!

I can think of better places!

This is an Internet forum... you’ll get lots of sarcasm and discussions about cake... did somebody say cake "

Yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You came here for advice?!

I can think of better places!

This is an Internet forum... you’ll get lots of sarcasm and discussions about cake..."

Who had the cake by the way??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My nose isn't the right colour! Bye"

Maybe she jumped the gun on the whole ultra nice comment ??

Pity cake was just coming to the forefront she’s gonna miss out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do have to ask....

What are you doing here? Looking at your profile...not really any form of incentive to offer advice, get to know you and certainly nothing further...

"I have no intention of meeting any of you fuckwits, so please fuck off" - What response are you looking to get from anyone here?..."

Somebody's either looking for masochists or have a little bit of a superiority complex.

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

And off she goes then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is your profile friendly?

You might not be giving off the most approachable vibes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So... pity cake is a thing?

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

I have a delish caramel roulade in the freezer mmmm nom nom

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"What an ultra friendly place this is. How nice people are. How much folk OFFER advice!

Then again,I only get out what I put in!

Ultra friendly ???

I’m definitely doing something wrong !

Actually probably a few things "

You're just a wrong 'un

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

AHH sure you seem mega friendly too.

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol


"You came here for advice?!

I can think of better places!

This is an Internet forum... you’ll get lots of sarcasm and discussions about cake...

Who had the cake by the way??"

not sure ,i think op had her cake and ate it lol

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By *ob08Man
over a year ago

Macclesfield

Obvious troll is obvious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What an ultra friendly place this is. How nice people are. How much folk OFFER advice!

Then again,I only get out what I put in! lmao ,you have to take some things with a pinch of salt here ,just take it as it is ,its all the fun of the fair x"

I always imagine the place like some form of perverted sex crazed Matrix but without the fancy shades and karate moves. Tis all one big fantasy! None of it is real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am very friendly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What an ultra friendly place this is. How nice people are. How much folk OFFER advice!

Then again,I only get out what I put in!

Ultra friendly ???

I’m definitely doing something wrong !

Actually probably a few things

You're just a wrong 'un "

If your going to be a shit show be the best you can be

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol


"So... pity cake is a thing?"
i having a craving now for a coconut sponge lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What an ultra friendly place this is. How nice people are. How much folk OFFER advice!

Then again,I only get out what I put in! lmao ,you have to take some things with a pinch of salt here ,just take it as it is ,its all the fun of the fair x

I always imagine the place like some form of perverted sex crazed Matrix but without the fancy shades and karate moves. Tis all one big fantasy! None of it is real "

You mean it isn't. Well that's just feckin marvellous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What an ultra friendly place this is. How nice people are. How much folk OFFER advice!

Then again,I only get out what I put in! lmao ,you have to take some things with a pinch of salt here ,just take it as it is ,its all the fun of the fair x

I always imagine the place like some form of perverted sex crazed Matrix but without the fancy shades and karate moves. Tis all one big fantasy! None of it is real "

But it’s hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What an ultra friendly place this is. How nice people are. How much folk OFFER advice!

Then again,I only get out what I put in! lmao ,you have to take some things with a pinch of salt here ,just take it as it is ,its all the fun of the fair x

I always imagine the place like some form of perverted sex crazed Matrix but without the fancy shades and karate moves. Tis all one big fantasy! None of it is real "

Emmmm I am very real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What an ultra friendly place this is. How nice people are. How much folk OFFER advice!

Then again,I only get out what I put in! lmao ,you have to take some things with a pinch of salt here ,just take it as it is ,its all the fun of the fair x

I always imagine the place like some form of perverted sex crazed Matrix but without the fancy shades and karate moves. Tis all one big fantasy! None of it is real

You mean it isn't. Well that's just feckin marvellous. "

I have shades and know a few moves. Just call me "The One"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So... pity cake is a thing? i having a craving now for a coconut sponge lol "

Alas, for me it shall always be cheesecake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What an ultra friendly place this is. How nice people are. How much folk OFFER advice!

Then again,I only get out what I put in! lmao ,you have to take some things with a pinch of salt here ,just take it as it is ,its all the fun of the fair x

I always imagine the place like some form of perverted sex crazed Matrix but without the fancy shades and karate moves. Tis all one big fantasy! None of it is real

You mean it isn't. Well that's just feckin marvellous. "

now I feel like a right dick head with my all black get up on my profile !!

Better change that so

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol


"So... pity cake is a thing? i having a craving now for a coconut sponge lol

Alas, for me it shall always be cheesecake "

awww gotta be strawberry cheesecake surely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So... pity cake is a thing? i having a craving now for a coconut sponge lol

Alas, for me it shall always be cheesecake awww gotta be strawberry cheesecake surely "

Raspberry and white chocolate... sweet and tart... just like me

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"You came here for advice?!

I can think of better places!

This is an Internet forum... you’ll get lots of sarcasm and discussions about cake... did somebody say cake "

Nevermind the cake, what about the Gin! [oh I do love cake though]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This place is full of nice friendly people who are so bloody right on. I can honestly say those who haunt the forums are totally welcoming to those who qualify to are admitted to the posting club.

Enjoy the experience.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What an ultra friendly place this is. How nice people are. How much folk OFFER advice!

Then again,I only get out what I put in! lmao ,you have to take some things with a pinch of salt here ,just take it as it is ,its all the fun of the fair x

I always imagine the place like some form of perverted sex crazed Matrix but without the fancy shades and karate moves. Tis all one big fantasy! None of it is real

You mean it isn't. Well that's just feckin marvellous.

now I feel like a right dick head with my all black get up on my profile !!

Better change that so"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So... pity cake is a thing? i having a craving now for a coconut sponge lol

Alas, for me it shall always be cheesecake awww gotta be strawberry cheesecake surely "

We are now on to cake on cake action!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You came here for advice?!

I can think of better places!

This is an Internet forum... you’ll get lots of sarcasm and discussions about cake... did somebody say cake

Nevermind the cake, what about the Gin! [oh I do love cake though]"

Gordon’s pink gin ????

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol


"So... pity cake is a thing? i having a craving now for a coconut sponge lol

Alas, for me it shall always be cheesecake awww gotta be strawberry cheesecake surely

Raspberry and white chocolate... sweet and tart... just like me "

wow thats a different level of cheesecake ,utter spoiltness,mind you i am partial to a slice of warm sticky toffee pudding topped with a scoop of vanilla ice cream

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"What an ultra friendly place this is. How nice people are. How much folk OFFER advice!

Then again,I only get out what I put in!

Ultra friendly ???

I’m definitely doing something wrong !

Actually probably a few things

You're just a wrong 'un

If your going to be a shit show be the best you can be "

Definitely! Always strive to be the best you can be. Even if it's competitive twattishness

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"You came here for advice?!

I can think of better places!

This is an Internet forum... you’ll get lots of sarcasm and discussions about cake... did somebody say cake

Nevermind the cake, what about the Gin! [oh I do love cake though]

Gordon’s pink gin ????"

Hey, don't knock it - pink gin is ace!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are now on to cake on cake action! "

Absolute smut! Where do I sign up?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"What an ultra friendly place this is. How nice people are. How much folk OFFER advice!

Then again,I only get out what I put in!"

True you get what you put in

But the people here are friendly kind and fun xx

Hope your ok OP xxx

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol


"We are now on to cake on cake action!

Absolute smut! Where do I sign up?"

cake porn ,its the new friday ,trust me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are now on to cake on cake action!

Absolute smut! Where do I sign up?"

Mr Kipling.........he keeps the register

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol


"We are now on to cake on cake action!

Absolute smut! Where do I sign up?

Mr Kipling.........he keeps the register "

he can be a bit of a doughnut though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You came here for advice?!

I can think of better places!

This is an Internet forum... you’ll get lots of sarcasm and discussions about cake... did somebody say cake

Nevermind the cake, what about the Gin! [oh I do love cake though]

Gordon’s pink gin ????

Hey, don't knock it - pink gin is ace! "

Never !

Ive been knocking them back for 2 days mate I’m deadly serious

i will admit I’m partial to a bottle or 3 of the pink stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 15/12/21 00:09:05]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What an ultra friendly place this is. How nice people are. How much folk OFFER advice!

Then again,I only get out what I put in!

Ultra friendly ???

I’m definitely doing something wrong !

Actually probably a few things

You're just a wrong 'un

If your going to be a shit show be the best you can be

Definitely! Always strive to be the best you can be. Even if it's competitive twattishness "

What’s up with all the compliments tonight

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"What an ultra friendly place this is. How nice people are. How much folk OFFER advice!

Then again,I only get out what I put in!

Ultra friendly ???

I’m definitely doing something wrong !

Actually probably a few things

You're just a wrong 'un

If your going to be a shit show be the best you can be

Definitely! Always strive to be the best you can be. Even if it's competitive twattishness

What’s up with all the compliments tonight "

Just stroking your ego. With a pointy stick

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"[Removed by poster at 15/12/21 00:09:05]"

The face is up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are now on to cake on cake action!

Absolute smut! Where do I sign up?

Mr Kipling.........he keeps the register he can be a bit of a doughnut though "

Hush your mouth Mr K does not do doughnuts that’s for Philistines like Mac Donegal and Kerry fried Chicken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 15/12/21 00:09:05]

The face is up "

It was a bet

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"[Removed by poster at 15/12/21 00:09:05]

The face is up

It was a bet "

That you have a face???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What an ultra friendly place this is. How nice people are. How much folk OFFER advice!

Then again,I only get out what I put in!

Ultra friendly ???

I’m definitely doing something wrong !

Actually probably a few things

You're just a wrong 'un

If your going to be a shit show be the best you can be

Definitely! Always strive to be the best you can be. Even if it's competitive twattishness

What’s up with all the compliments tonight

Just stroking your ego. With a pointy stick "

Good you’ll be getting lots of compliments by way of a large shovel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What an ultra friendly place this is. How nice people are. How much folk OFFER advice!

Then again,I only get out what I put in! lmao ,you have to take some things with a pinch of salt here ,just take it as it is ,its all the fun of the fair x

I always imagine the place like some form of perverted sex crazed Matrix but without the fancy shades and karate moves. Tis all one big fantasy! None of it is real "

The Oracle awaits…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 15/12/21 00:09:05]

The face is up

It was a bet

That you have a face???"

That I wouldn’t put it up for 10 mins

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"What an ultra friendly place this is. How nice people are. How much folk OFFER advice!

Then again,I only get out what I put in!

Ultra friendly ???

I’m definitely doing something wrong !

Actually probably a few things

You're just a wrong 'un

If your going to be a shit show be the best you can be

Definitely! Always strive to be the best you can be. Even if it's competitive twattishness

What’s up with all the compliments tonight

Just stroking your ego. With a pointy stick

Good you’ll be getting lots of compliments by way of a large shovel "

Is that what they call it these days? Kinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 15/12/21 00:09:05]

The face is up

It was a bet

That you have a face???"

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"[Removed by poster at 15/12/21 00:09:05]

The face is up

It was a bet

That you have a face???

That I wouldn’t put it up for 10 mins "

Oh I thought you were the headless horseman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What an ultra friendly place this is. How nice people are. How much folk OFFER advice!

Then again,I only get out what I put in!

Ultra friendly ???

I’m definitely doing something wrong !

Actually probably a few things

You're just a wrong 'un

If your going to be a shit show be the best you can be

Definitely! Always strive to be the best you can be. Even if it's competitive twattishness

What’s up with all the compliments tonight

Just stroking your ego. With a pointy stick

Good you’ll be getting lots of compliments by way of a large shovel

Is that what they call it these days? Kinky "

Why question it

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"[Removed by poster at 15/12/21 00:09:05]

The face is up

It was a bet

That you have a face???"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 15/12/21 00:09:05]

The face is up

It was a bet

That you have a face???

That I wouldn’t put it up for 10 mins

Oh I thought you were the headless horseman "

Nope I’ve a face like normal people do !

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"[Removed by poster at 15/12/21 00:09:05]

The face is up

It was a bet

That you have a face???

That I wouldn’t put it up for 10 mins

Oh I thought you were the headless horseman

Nope I’ve a face like normal people do !

"

Where

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol


"We are now on to cake on cake action!

Absolute smut! Where do I sign up?

Mr Kipling.........he keeps the register he can be a bit of a doughnut though

Hush your mouth Mr K does not do doughnuts that’s for Philistines like Mac Donegal and Kerry fried Chicken "

right i know its not a cake as such but you cannot under estimate the sheer power and taste of an arctic roll ,lets be fair

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"[Removed by poster at 15/12/21 00:09:05]

The face is up

It was a bet

That you have a face???

That I wouldn’t put it up for 10 mins

Oh I thought you were the headless horseman

Nope I’ve a face like normal people do !

"

And a sweet, cute face it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 15/12/21 00:09:05]

The face is up

It was a bet

That you have a face???

That I wouldn’t put it up for 10 mins

Oh I thought you were the headless horseman

Nope I’ve a face like normal people do !

Where "

You really need directions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 15/12/21 00:09:05]

The face is up

It was a bet

That you have a face???

That I wouldn’t put it up for 10 mins

Oh I thought you were the headless horseman

Nope I’ve a face like normal people do !

And a sweet, cute face it is "

Ok are you on the wine kinky ???

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"[Removed by poster at 15/12/21 00:09:05]

The face is up

It was a bet

That you have a face???

That I wouldn’t put it up for 10 mins

Oh I thought you were the headless horseman

Nope I’ve a face like normal people do !

Where

You really need directions "

.you have a balaclava on

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"[Removed by poster at 15/12/21 00:09:05]

The face is up

It was a bet

That you have a face???

That I wouldn’t put it up for 10 mins

Oh I thought you were the headless horseman

Nope I’ve a face like normal people do !

And a sweet, cute face it is

Ok are you on the wine kinky ???"

Just lemonade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are now on to cake on cake action!

Absolute smut! Where do I sign up?

Mr Kipling.........he keeps the register he can be a bit of a doughnut though

Hush your mouth Mr K does not do doughnuts that’s for Philistines like Mac Donegal and Kerry fried Chicken right i know its not a cake as such but you cannot under estimate the sheer power and taste of an arctic roll ,lets be fair "

Artic roll.......artic roll in another ten years global warming will demote this imposter to just, well a roll? Or is that role as some on fab want the weekend to role on!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"We are now on to cake on cake action!

Absolute smut! Where do I sign up?

Mr Kipling.........he keeps the register he can be a bit of a doughnut though

Hush your mouth Mr K does not do doughnuts that’s for Philistines like Mac Donegal and Kerry fried Chicken right i know its not a cake as such but you cannot under estimate the sheer power and taste of an arctic roll ,lets be fair

Artic roll.......artic roll in another ten years global warming will demote this imposter to just, well a roll? Or is that role as some on fab want the weekend to role on!"

Maybe we'll have to invent the Tropical Roll?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"You came here for advice?!

I can think of better places!

This is an Internet forum... you’ll get lots of sarcasm and discussions about cake... did somebody say cake

Nevermind the cake, what about the Gin! [oh I do love cake though]

Gordon’s pink gin ????

Hey, don't knock it - pink gin is ace!

Never !

Ive been knocking them back for 2 days mate I’m deadly serious

i will admit I’m partial to a bottle or 3 of the pink stuff "

Give "Martin Miller's" Gin a go! It's heaven in a high-ball!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My nose isn't the right colour! Bye"

Most aren’t looking for anyone whose accommodation isn’t VVWE either….only 10ft+, heavy carpeters required. BBC iPlayer especially welcome. No aliens or Madagascan doggers, just a preference.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You came here for advice?!

I can think of better places!

This is an Internet forum... you’ll get lots of sarcasm and discussions about cake... did somebody say cake

Nevermind the cake, what about the Gin! [oh I do love cake though]

Gordon’s pink gin ????

Hey, don't knock it - pink gin is ace!

Never !

Ive been knocking them back for 2 days mate I’m deadly serious

i will admit I’m partial to a bottle or 3 of the pink stuff

Give "Martin Miller's" Gin a go! It's heaven in a high-ball! "

I’ll keep you posted mate nice one for the shout

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol


"We are now on to cake on cake action!

Absolute smut! Where do I sign up?

Mr Kipling.........he keeps the register he can be a bit of a doughnut though

Hush your mouth Mr K does not do doughnuts that’s for Philistines like Mac Donegal and Kerry fried Chicken right i know its not a cake as such but you cannot under estimate the sheer power and taste of an arctic roll ,lets be fair

Artic roll.......artic roll in another ten years global warming will demote this imposter to just, well a roll? Or is that role as some on fab want the weekend to role on!

Maybe we'll have to invent the Tropical Roll? "

so basically it they might bring back the cabana chocolate bar ,

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By *ecretlivesCouple
over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

Op - Is this some sort of Turing test? Follow the green arrow. It's a troll... no its a machine... No. its definitely an unhappy troll.

Do I get my prize now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve totally forgot wat this thread was about ?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"We are now on to cake on cake action!

Absolute Smut! Where do I sign up?"

I've tried Absolut Vanilla (vodka). But I must give Absolut Smut a go!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I’ve totally forgot wat this thread was about ?"

You

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve totally forgot wat this thread was about ?"

Alzheimer’s?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve totally forgot wat this thread was about ?

You "

Na you just seem to make everything about me stop following me around the threads ye bored

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I’ve totally forgot wat this thread was about ?"

Advice and loving the earth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve totally forgot wat this thread was about ?"

Some eejit that thought their profile wasn't enough to endear themselves to the fab public so the made a loving, caring thread for us all to enjoy in "her" absence.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I’ve totally forgot wat this thread was about ?

You

Na you just seem to make everything about me stop following me around the threads ye bored "

Following you

Niall I'm not bored ok I will never post after you again

Ever happy now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve totally forgot wat this thread was about ?"

Cake, gin and advice.

Oh and that rocket launcher some dude with a 12” is walking about waving at the neighbours. They really should buy a bigger helicopter. No way they’ll fit 200 men in finely tailored suits into that little thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve totally forgot wat this thread was about ?

Some eejit that thought their profile wasn't enough to endear themselves to the fab public so the made a loving, caring thread for us all to enjoy in "her" absence. "

Sounds about right mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve totally forgot wat this thread was about ?

Cake, gin and advice.

Oh and that rocket launcher some dude with a 12” is walking about waving at the neighbours. They really should buy a bigger helicopter. No way they’ll fit 200 men in finely tailored suits into that little thing.

"

When did the ticket launcher and helicopter get involved.

Or was that a rocket launched cake.

So confused...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve totally forgot wat this thread was about ?

Cake, gin and advice.

Oh and that rocket launcher some dude with a 12” is walking about waving at the neighbours. They really should buy a bigger helicopter. No way they’ll fit 200 men in finely tailored suits into that little thing.

When did the ticket launcher and helicopter get involved.

Or was that a rocket launched cake.

So confused..."

The matrix. Keep up at the back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve totally forgot wat this thread was about ?

Cake, gin and advice.

Oh and that rocket launcher some dude with a 12” is walking about waving at the neighbours. They really should buy a bigger helicopter. No way they’ll fit 200 men in finely tailored suits into that little thing.

When did the ticket launcher and helicopter get involved.

Or was that a rocket launched cake.

So confused..."

Your man with the rocket launcher just arrived as the helicopter landed and the last finely fitted man was done ! What’s the odds eh

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol


"I’ve totally forgot wat this thread was about ?

Cake, gin and advice.

Oh and that rocket launcher some dude with a 12” is walking about waving at the neighbours. They really should buy a bigger helicopter. No way they’ll fit 200 men in finely tailored suits into that little thing.

When did the ticket launcher and helicopter get involved.

Or was that a rocket launched cake.

So confused...

The matrix. Keep up at the back! "

the matrix was built on a cream and jam sponge trying to be invaded by cadburys chocolate fingers ,it was in written in the sunday sport today ,honest guv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we have rocket launched cake anyway. Please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve totally forgot wat this thread was about ?

Cake, gin and advice.

Oh and that rocket launcher some dude with a 12” is walking about waving at the neighbours. They really should buy a bigger helicopter. No way they’ll fit 200 men in finely tailored suits into that little thing.

When did the ticket launcher and helicopter get involved.

Or was that a rocket launched cake.

So confused...

The matrix. Keep up at the back! the matrix was built on a cream and jam sponge trying to be invaded by cadburys chocolate fingers ,it was in written in the sunday sport today ,honest guv "

Yeah the editor is the fella at the end of the film with the white beard stroking that creepy cat holding a shotgun talking about his days as a professional bowls player

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we have rocket launched cake anyway. Please. "

What’s your preference?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rockets or cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rockets or cake? "

Hit me with both why not

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By *ob08Man
over a year ago

Macclesfield

World Of Warcraft thread fails to deliver.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rockets or cake? "

Cakes as rockets?

Blitztorte Or Battenberg?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"World Of Warcraft thread fails to deliver."

Now you’re just trolling!

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Whats the crack here then, someone lost the plot?

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By *ob08Man
over a year ago

Macclesfield


"World Of Warcraft thread fails to deliver.

Now you’re just trolling! "

You're allowed to troll a trolls thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"World Of Warcraft thread fails to deliver.

Now you’re just trolling!

You're allowed to troll a trolls thread. "

Haha yeah cause your doing a good job so far ! Keep going tho your hilarious pal swear

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By *ob08Man
over a year ago

Macclesfield


"World Of Warcraft thread fails to deliver.

Now you’re just trolling!

You're allowed to troll a trolls thread.

Haha yeah cause your doing a good job so far ! Keep going tho your hilarious pal swear

"

Ooh less salt on the popcorn bro.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rockets or cake?

Cakes as rockets?

Blitztorte Or Battenberg? "

Sorry guys some teenager jumped on must of got confused thinking he was on Xbox !!!

I like the scud missile myself I know I’m kinda cheating there but it’s handy to carry on your shoulder

Oh a battenberg good choice well played

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"World Of Warcraft thread fails to deliver.

Now you’re just trolling!

You're allowed to troll a trolls thread.

Haha yeah cause your doing a good job so far ! Keep going tho your hilarious pal swear

Ooh less salt on the popcorn bro."

Where do you pull this stuff from seriously it’s comical !

Your a funny dude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry distracted by stuff. And things.

Rockets - those whizzy ones that seem to have done nothing but whizz. But then make a bangy pattern thing - after a few seconds of disappointment.

Cake. I will take a caramel chew chew.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry distracted by stuff. And things.

Rockets - those whizzy ones that seem to have done nothing but whizz. But then make a bangy pattern thing - after a few seconds of disappointment.

Cake. I will take a caramel chew chew. "

think that’s ice cream no

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By *ob08Man
over a year ago

Macclesfield


"World Of Warcraft thread fails to deliver.

Now you’re just trolling!

You're allowed to troll a trolls thread.

Haha yeah cause your doing a good job so far ! Keep going tho your hilarious pal swear

Ooh less salt on the popcorn bro.

Where do you pull this stuff from seriously it’s comical !

Your a funny dude "

Almost as interesting as talking about different types of missile in a game, we can't all be as hilarious as you, just no need to get salty about something so trivial.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry distracted by stuff. And things.

Rockets - those whizzy ones that seem to have done nothing but whizz. But then make a bangy pattern thing - after a few seconds of disappointment.

Cake. I will take a caramel chew chew. "

You missed the xbox chapter. And the riveting nonsensical back and forth heckling from the crowd. Better off with caramel chew chews.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"World Of Warcraft thread fails to deliver.

Now you’re just trolling!

You're allowed to troll a trolls thread.

Haha yeah cause your doing a good job so far ! Keep going tho your hilarious pal swear

Ooh less salt on the popcorn bro.

Where do you pull this stuff from seriously it’s comical !

Your a funny dude

Almost as interesting as talking about different types of missile in a game, we can't all be as hilarious as you, just no need to get salty about something so trivial. "

Indeed. I think the trolling pun went over some heads.

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By *ob08Man
over a year ago

Macclesfield


"World Of Warcraft thread fails to deliver.

Now you’re just trolling!

You're allowed to troll a trolls thread.

Haha yeah cause your doing a good job so far ! Keep going tho your hilarious pal swear

Ooh less salt on the popcorn bro.

Where do you pull this stuff from seriously it’s comical !

Your a funny dude

Almost as interesting as talking about different types of missile in a game, we can't all be as hilarious as you, just no need to get salty about something so trivial.

Indeed. I think the trolling pun went over some heads. "

I think it definitely did.

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol


"I’ve totally forgot wat this thread was about ?

Cake, gin and advice.

Oh and that rocket launcher some dude with a 12” is walking about waving at the neighbours. They really should buy a bigger helicopter. No way they’ll fit 200 men in finely tailored suits into that little thing.

When did the ticket launcher and helicopter get involved.

Or was that a rocket launched cake.

So confused...

The matrix. Keep up at the back! the matrix was built on a cream and jam sponge trying to be invaded by cadburys chocolate fingers ,it was in written in the sunday sport today ,honest guv

Yeah the editor is the fella at the end of the film with the white beard stroking that creepy cat holding a shotgun talking about his days as a professional bowls player "

but didnt he quit bowls and then took up darts as it was warmer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"World Of Warcraft thread fails to deliver.

Now you’re just trolling!

You're allowed to troll a trolls thread.

Haha yeah cause your doing a good job so far ! Keep going tho your hilarious pal swear

Ooh less salt on the popcorn bro.

Where do you pull this stuff from seriously it’s comical !

Your a funny dude

Almost as interesting as talking about different types of missile in a game, we can't all be as hilarious as you, just no need to get salty about something so trivial. "

No most people are far funnier then me but just not you that’s for damn sure !

You might not remember me but you tried this little act before but it didn’t pan out to well !!!!

And I got slapped with a 6 day ban it’s not what you said here it’s just you in general!

Ill leave it here not getting banned Over some hermet!!!

Keep trolling big man you do keep me entertained

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve totally forgot wat this thread was about ?

Cake, gin and advice.

Oh and that rocket launcher some dude with a 12” is walking about waving at the neighbours. They really should buy a bigger helicopter. No way they’ll fit 200 men in finely tailored suits into that little thing.

When did the ticket launcher and helicopter get involved.

Or was that a rocket launched cake.

So confused...

The matrix. Keep up at the back! the matrix was built on a cream and jam sponge trying to be invaded by cadburys chocolate fingers ,it was in written in the sunday sport today ,honest guv

Yeah the editor is the fella at the end of the film with the white beard stroking that creepy cat holding a shotgun talking about his days as a professional bowls player but didnt he quit bowls and then took up darts as it was warmer "

Ffs that was the Architect!!! Know your matrix or take the Blue Pill!

Oh sponge cake…… wanders off towards the top of a skyscraper to eat cake.

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By *ob08Man
over a year ago

Macclesfield


"World Of Warcraft thread fails to deliver.

Now you’re just trolling!

You're allowed to troll a trolls thread.

Haha yeah cause your doing a good job so far ! Keep going tho your hilarious pal swear

Ooh less salt on the popcorn bro.

Where do you pull this stuff from seriously it’s comical !

Your a funny dude

Almost as interesting as talking about different types of missile in a game, we can't all be as hilarious as you, just no need to get salty about something so trivial.

No most people are far funnier then me but just not you that’s for damn sure !

You might not remember me but you tried this little act before but it didn’t pan out to well !!!!

And I got slapped with a 6 day ban it’s not what you said here it’s just you in general!

Ill leave it here not getting banned Over some hermet!!!

Keep trolling big man you do keep me entertained "

So you're saying you abuse people and get banned? And that's somehow my fault lol and I'm pretty sure you're mistaking me for someone else as I've no idea who you are, so chill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve totally forgot wat this thread was about ?

Cake, gin and advice.

Oh and that rocket launcher some dude with a 12” is walking about waving at the neighbours. They really should buy a bigger helicopter. No way they’ll fit 200 men in finely tailored suits into that little thing.

When did the ticket launcher and helicopter get involved.

Or was that a rocket launched cake.

So confused...

The matrix. Keep up at the back! the matrix was built on a cream and jam sponge trying to be invaded by cadburys chocolate fingers ,it was in written in the sunday sport today ,honest guv

Yeah the editor is the fella at the end of the film with the white beard stroking that creepy cat holding a shotgun talking about his days as a professional bowls player but didnt he quit bowls and then took up darts as it was warmer

Ffs that was the Architect!!! Know your matrix or take the Blue Pill!

Oh sponge cake…… wanders off towards the top of a skyscraper to eat cake. "

I knew that what you think I’m a fucking newb !!!!

Ffs I’m kinda offended !

Right let’s go

Oh shit a black cat just walked by

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"World Of Warcraft thread fails to deliver.

Now you’re just trolling!

You're allowed to troll a trolls thread.

Haha yeah cause your doing a good job so far ! Keep going tho your hilarious pal swear

Ooh less salt on the popcorn bro.

Where do you pull this stuff from seriously it’s comical !

Your a funny dude

Almost as interesting as talking about different types of missile in a game, we can't all be as hilarious as you, just no need to get salty about something so trivial.

No most people are far funnier then me but just not you that’s for damn sure !

You might not remember me but you tried this little act before but it didn’t pan out to well !!!!

And I got slapped with a 6 day ban it’s not what you said here it’s just you in general!

Ill leave it here not getting banned Over some hermet!!!

Keep trolling big man you do keep me entertained

So you're saying you abuse people and get banned? And that's somehow my fault lol and I'm pretty sure you're mistaking me for someone else as I've no idea who you are, so chill."

I am chill mate it’s forgotten about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve totally forgot wat this thread was about ?

Cake, gin and advice.

Oh and that rocket launcher some dude with a 12” is walking about waving at the neighbours. They really should buy a bigger helicopter. No way they’ll fit 200 men in finely tailored suits into that little thing.

When did the ticket launcher and helicopter get involved.

Or was that a rocket launched cake.

So confused...

The matrix. Keep up at the back! the matrix was built on a cream and jam sponge trying to be invaded by cadburys chocolate fingers ,it was in written in the sunday sport today ,honest guv

Yeah the editor is the fella at the end of the film with the white beard stroking that creepy cat holding a shotgun talking about his days as a professional bowls player but didnt he quit bowls and then took up darts as it was warmer "

pretty sure he just doubles up on the fruit of the loom jumpers but he is decent at darts but he hasn’t been the same since that freak accident while playing the trombone !

What’s the chances

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