FabSwingers.com forum: Bacon sandwich

By *ungeon loving squirter OP Couple
over a year ago

redcar

What's everyone's take on being sent a photo of someone's pussy that looks like a grenade had gone off in an abattoir

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Yuck

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By *ob08Man
over a year ago

Macclesfield

Like an overpacked kebab?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bon appetit!

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I don't like close ups of genitalia...but I dislike body shaming more.

There's already enough women uncomfortable with how their labia look

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Mmmm bacon sandwich

And thought this was going to be about what sauce is right on one

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By *ob08Man
over a year ago

Macclesfield

"Mmmm bacon sandwich

And thought this was going to be about what sauce is right on one"

Extra hot chilli?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easy to delete and make no nasty comment on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mmmm bacon sandwich

And thought this was going to be about what sauce is right on one"

Was my assumption too.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Mmmm bacon sandwich

And thought this was going to be about what sauce is right on one

Extra hot chilli?

Heathen

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Mmmm bacon sandwich

And thought this was going to be about what sauce is right on one"

So was I... I like Heinz tomato ketchup on my bacon butty.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Mmmm bacon sandwich

And thought this was going to be about what sauce is right on one

So was I... I like Heinz tomato ketchup on my bacon butty."

Nooooo... butter ... don't disguise the bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's everyone's take on being sent a photo of someone's pussy that looks like a grenade had gone off in an abattoir"

That you are judging someone’s body

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Mmmm bacon sandwich

And thought this was going to be about what sauce is right on one

So was I... I like Heinz tomato ketchup on my bacon butty.

Nooooo... butter ... don't disguise the bacon

Not a problem when you cram 4 rashers in one sarnie

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Mmmm bacon sandwich

And thought this was going to be about what sauce is right on one

So was I... I like Heinz tomato ketchup on my bacon butty.

Nooooo... butter ... don't disguise the bacon

Not a problem when you cram 4 rashers in one sarnie

Ooft ... well played

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Easy to delete and make no nasty comment on. "

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"What's everyone's take on being sent a photo of someone's pussy that looks like a grenade had gone off in an abattoir"

It might not be what you want to look at, and if they sent it unsolicited thats a dick move on their part, but body shaming is just as dick a move.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is so offensive, if you dont like a part of someone's body keep it to yourself and move on. The last thing you should do is start a thread shaming women's bodies. Not showing you in your best light OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread is so offensive, if you dont like a part of someone's body keep it to yourself and move on. The last thing you should do is start a thread shaming women's bodies. Not showing you in your best light OP "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m confused… this an offer or you looking for opinions?

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Wow... Not sure how long you're going to last on the forums

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By *atriciayoiditTV/TS
over a year ago

hatfield

"What's everyone's take on being sent a photo of someone's pussy that looks like a grenade had gone off in an abattoir"
respect please....??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good job there is a true gentleman on this thread. Thanks Bearded Guy xx

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Was it unsolicited? There's always a lot of talk about unsolicited male genitalia.

If it was asked for, then it's a bit grim that you would make such an unfriendly, public comment about how someone looks.

Personally, I love a close up shot, but only at the right time. If I'm already feeling quite horny, then I'd be very happy to see the pic. But everything in context, just a disembodied vulva by itself wouldn't tick all the boxes for me.

Gbat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's everyone's take on being sent a photo of someone's pussy that looks like a grenade had gone off in an abattoir"

Send a strongly worded message straight back explaining how offended and taken aback of the pure brash attitude she thought she could pull me with a scauldy picture of something more resembling a club sandwich then a nice pussy !!

This is Hypothetical obviously cause who gets pics on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good job there is a true gentleman on this thread. Thanks Bearded Guy xx"

See the beauty in people as everyone is beautiful in their own way. If you can’t see that and have to shame someone else then you need to take a long hard look at yourself first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's everyone's take on being sent a photo of someone's pussy that looks like a grenade had gone off in an abattoir

This is Hypothetical obviously cause who gets pics on here

Before I get roasted I’m not shaming anyone so relax

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easily remedied...We just hijack the thread and make it about bacon.

So, grilled or fried best for a sandwich?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"What's everyone's take on being sent a photo of someone's pussy that looks like a grenade had gone off in an abattoir

This is Hypothetical obviously cause who gets pics on here

Before I get roasted I’m not shaming anyone so relax "

No no ... never roast a bacon sandwich

Only grill or fry ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Streaky, with pancakes and maple syrup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Easily remedied...We just hijack the thread and make it about bacon.

So, grilled or fried best for a sandwich? "

Brown bread toasted no sauce or butter

I know boring fucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's everyone's take on being sent a photo of someone's pussy that looks like a grenade had gone off in an abattoir

This is Hypothetical obviously cause who gets pics on here

Before I get roasted I’m not shaming anyone so relax

No no ... never roast a bacon sandwich

Only grill or fry ..."

nicely done

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Whoa whoa... an important question ...

Dry cure or smoked?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's everyone's take on being sent a photo of someone's pussy that looks like a grenade had gone off in an abattoir

This is Hypothetical obviously cause who gets pics on here

Before I get roasted I’m not shaming anyone so relax

No no ... never roast a bacon sandwich

Only grill or fry ..."

*Mic Drop Moment*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whoa whoa... an important question ...

Dry cure or smoked? "

Smoked always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smoked back, cooked crispy.

Crusty sourdough bread, warm.

4 rashers, gotta keep the numbers even, and 2 just aint enough.

Brown sauce, HP every time.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Smoked back, cooked crispy.

Crusty sourdough bread, warm.

4 rashers, gotta keep the numbers even, and 2 just aint enough.

Brown sauce, HP every time. "

Not been considered at all of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smoked back, cooked crispy.

Crusty sourdough bread, warm.

4 rashers, gotta keep the numbers even, and 2 just aint enough.

Brown sauce, HP every time.

Not been considered at all of course"

It’s a science.

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By *oom Bang a BangMan
over a year ago

Watford

A popular lad's mag used to run embarrassing true stories, and there's one I have never forgotten.

A lad wrote in to say that a nice old man used to take him and his mates home after the pub for beers and bacon sandwiches. After several weeks one of them caught him jacking off into the frying pan!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Shout out to my ladies with large labia, I love you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smoked back, cooked crispy.

Crusty sourdough bread, warm.

4 rashers, gotta keep the numbers even, and 2 just aint enough.

Brown sauce, HP every time. "

Aaarrrgghh *Homer drool*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A popular lad's mag used to run embarrassing true stories, and there's one I have never forgotten.

A lad wrote in to say that a nice old man used to take him and his mates home after the pub for beers and bacon sandwiches. After several weeks one of them caught him jacking off into the frying pan!"

Well adds to the saltiness...

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Easily remedied...We just hijack the thread and make it about bacon.

So, grilled or fried best for a sandwich? "

Grilled is quicker but I prefer it done in the oven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread is so offensive, if you dont like a part of someone's body keep it to yourself and move on. The last thing you should do is start a thread shaming people's bodies. Not showing you in your best light OP "

* fixed that for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really think some folks on here don't often get to see actual real fannies up close

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really think some folks on here don't often get to see actual real fannies up close "

Your absolutely spot on ? Why ?there’s a funny story here I know it

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By *ungeon loving squirter OP Couple
over a year ago

redcar

"Mmmm bacon sandwich

And thought this was going to be about what sauce is right on one"

Brown obvs

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By *ungeon loving squirter OP Couple
over a year ago

redcar

I haven't said anything to them personally

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By *he man200Man
over a year ago

atherstone

The thought alone is enough to impress

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By *ungeon loving squirter OP Couple
over a year ago

redcar

"What's everyone's take on being sent a photo of someone's pussy that looks like a grenade had gone off in an abattoir

It might not be what you want to look at, and if they sent it unsolicited thats a dick move on their part, but body shaming is just as dick a move."

Yeah just sent a pic of it. Like a guy sends a dick pic

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By *ovebjsMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"Like an overpacked kebab?"

I quite like an over packed kebab

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By *ueenbee77Woman
over a year ago

Rotherham

"I don't like close ups of genitalia...but I dislike body shaming more.

There's already enough women uncomfortable with how their labia look

Well said

i get messages body shaming me a lot

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By *ungeon loving squirter OP Couple
over a year ago

redcar

"Was it unsolicited? There's always a lot of talk about unsolicited male genitalia.

If it was asked for, then it's a bit grim that you would make such an unfriendly, public comment about how someone looks.

Gbat "
yeah totally out of the blue. Surely this is the same as a dick pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would really love a bacon sandwich right now

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By *ovebjsMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"I would really love a bacon sandwich right now

Is that a euphemism?

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

"Mmmm bacon sandwich

And thought this was going to be about what sauce is right on one

So was I... I like Heinz tomato ketchup on my bacon butty.

Nooooo... butter ... don't disguise the bacon

This.

But no bread. A bacon butty made of bacon and butter.

And more bacon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would really love a bacon sandwich right now

Is that a euphemism?

I'll take either - hunger has many forms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Devastated this isn’t about bacon. Honey BBQ sauce on a vagina could lead to injury

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