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"I’m more bloke than bird… can I come?!? "This is cause you want to put things in holes | |||
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"Can I sneak in with my cocks? " See now my obscure brain imagined you in a coat covered in cocks. And I'm not even drinking!!! | |||
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"I’m definitely in on this. Are we allowed to be as manly af? "Yes. We can only talk about changing water pumps on boilers and stuff like that | |||
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"Can I sneak in with my cocks? See now my obscure brain imagined you in a coat covered in cocks. And I'm not even drinking!!! "Very close. It was actually a T-Shirt | |||
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"Pub sesh? I was hoping for an all male orgy... sad "Only if I’m at the end of the train | |||
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"Pub sesh? I was hoping for an all male orgy... sad
Only if I’m at the end of the train "Which end?  | |||
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"Can I sneak in with my cocks? See now my obscure brain imagined you in a coat covered in cocks. And I'm not even drinking!!! "Such a pervert.
It's just that tshirt you saw haha
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"I’m more bloke than bird… can I come?!?
This is cause you want to put things in holes "I just like to make you nervous | |||
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"Can I sneak in with my cocks? See now my obscure brain imagined you in a coat covered in cocks. And I'm not even drinking!!!
Such a pervert.
It's just that tshirt you saw haha
Hold on a second.. you mean like a scalping collection done by Native Americans?! but made of cocks?! "See in my weird arse brain it's like a fake fur coat covered in dildos. And yes I am a pervert. Hmm though this gathering would make a good place to gather cocks to scalp | |||
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"Pub sesh? I was hoping for an all male orgy... sad
Only if I’m at the end of the train
Which end? "The end, end | |||
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"Pub sesh? I was hoping for an all male orgy... sad
Only if I’m at the end of the train
Which end?
The end, end "So the front then | |||
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"This is worrying that the first three posters are all ladies. What are you after? "Men | |||
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"I’m more bloke than bird… can I come?!?
This is cause you want to put things in holes
I just like to make you nervous "What? Like I was on Saturday when I was being accosted | |||
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"Can I sneak in with my cocks? See now my obscure brain imagined you in a coat covered in cocks. And I'm not even drinking!!!
Such a pervert.
It's just that tshirt you saw haha
Hold on a second.. you mean like a scalping collection done by Native Americans?! but made of cocks?!
See in my weird arse brain it's like a fake fur coat covered in dildos. And yes I am a pervert.
Hmm though this gathering would make a good place to gather cocks to scalp "See I am more sinister than pervert it turns out
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"This is worrying that the first three posters are all ladies. What are you after?
Men "Well in that case you’re welcome | |||
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"This is worrying that the first three posters are all ladies. What are you after?
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"Pub sesh? I was hoping for an all male orgy... sad
Only if I’m at the end of the train
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The end, end
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"I’m more bloke than bird… can I come?!?
This is cause you want to put things in holes
I just like to make you nervous
What? Like I was on Saturday when I was being accosted "You love that shit | |||
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"Pub sesh? I was hoping for an all male orgy... sad
Only if I’m at the end of the train
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The end, end
So the front then
Nooooooooooooo "Did i mention the train comnects at both ends? | |||
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"This is worrying that the first three posters are all ladies. What are you after?
Men
Well in that case you’re welcome "My offer was ignored so I’ll get back to the ladies orgy  | |||
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"Can I sneak in with my cocks? See now my obscure brain imagined you in a coat covered in cocks. And I'm not even drinking!!!
Such a pervert.
It's just that tshirt you saw haha
Hold on a second.. you mean like a scalping collection done by Native Americans?! but made of cocks?!
See in my weird arse brain it's like a fake fur coat covered in dildos. And yes I am a pervert.
Hmm though this gathering would make a good place to gather cocks to scalp
See I am more sinister than pervert it turns out
And yes I could easily find few candidates "Clearly remind me never to cross you | |||
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"This is worrying that the first three posters are all ladies. What are you after?
Men
Well in that case you’re welcome
My offer was ignored so I’ll get back to the ladies orgy "Good, I’m hungry | |||
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"I’m more bloke than bird… can I come?!?
This is cause you want to put things in holes
I just like to make you nervous
What? Like I was on Saturday when I was being accosted
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"Pub sesh? I was hoping for an all male orgy... sad
Only if I’m at the end of the train
Which end?
The end, end
So the front then
Nooooooooooooo
Did i mention the train comnects at both ends? "Can I get off now please | |||
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"This is worrying that the first three posters are all ladies. What are you after?
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Well in that case you’re welcome
My offer was ignored so I’ll get back to the ladies orgy "I know your game Rachael  | |||
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"This is worrying that the first three posters are all ladies. What are you after?
Men
Well in that case you’re welcome
My offer was ignored so I’ll get back to the ladies orgy
I know your game Rachael "I just like doing the catering….. And men | |||
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"Im not coming if any ladies turn up to a lads night out . Just not the same " I'll stay home with my wine then. | |||
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"Im not coming if any ladies turn up to a lads night out . Just not the same " That’s fighting talk | |||
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"This is worrying that the first three posters are all ladies. What are you after?
Men
Well in that case you’re welcome
My offer was ignored so I’ll get back to the ladies orgy
I know your game Rachael
I just like doing the catering…..
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"I’ll drink to the boozy bloke session. Can we do shots and then climb the sunshine mountain?" That’s who can piss furthest up the wall, right? I’m in! | |||
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"Im not coming if any ladies turn up to a lads night out . Just not the same That’s fighting talk "There does seem to be a disproportionate amount of women on this thread. It’s becoming obvious now they just can’t keep away from us men folk | |||
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"This is worrying that the first three posters are all ladies. What are you after?
Men
Well in that case you’re welcome
My offer was ignored so I’ll get back to the ladies orgy
I know your game Rachael
I just like doing the catering…..
And men
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"I’ll drink to the boozy bloke session. Can we do shots and then climb the sunshine mountain? That’s who can piss furthest up the wall, right? I’m in! "Something like that… just drink your shots and follow my lead | |||
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"I’ll drink to the boozy bloke session. Can we do shots and then climb the sunshine mountain? That’s who can piss furthest up the wall, right? I’m in!
Something like that… just drink your shots and follow my lead "This sounds so wrong, I’m in | |||
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"I’ll drink to the boozy bloke session. Can we do shots and then climb the sunshine mountain? That’s who can piss furthest up the wall, right? I’m in! "I’ll need to get some blood in it first | |||
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"Im not coming if any ladies turn up to a lads night out . Just not the same That’s fighting talk
There does seem to be a disproportionate amount of women on this thread. It’s becoming obvious now they just can’t keep away from us men folk "They’ll be along soon when their boring FFFFFFFFFFFFFF orgy ends | |||
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"This is worrying that the first three posters are all ladies. What are you after?
Men
Well in that case you’re welcome
My offer was ignored so I’ll get back to the ladies orgy
I know your game Rachael
I just like doing the catering…..
And men
Perhaps I might just go be a pillow princess with the ladies. "Never | |||
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"Can I offer my services as a Topless Waitress? " Can you do bottomless too? | |||
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"This is worrying that the first three posters are all ladies. What are you after?
Men
Well in that case you’re welcome
My offer was ignored so I’ll get back to the ladies orgy
I know your game Rachael
I just like doing the catering…..
And men
Perhaps I might just go be a pillow princess with the ladies.
Never "I can lie back and think of penis | |||
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"Can I offer my services as a Topless Waitress? " No. This is a blokey bloke pub that serves mild and shit like that | |||
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"Shots before 7 sounds like a 2 day hangover is coming "Bless, he’s still young. Wait till you’re in your mid 40’s and they last 3 days after just sniffing the barmaids apron | |||
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"Me please "You can’t have vargine and knob on the same night | |||
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"Can I offer my services as a Topless Waitress? No. This is a blokey bloke pub that serves mild and shit like that "So the real truth is you're all drinking Babycham then.... | |||
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"Can I offer my services as a Topless Waitress? Can you do bottomless too?" It's the Festive season so some tinsel will be worn. | |||
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"Can I offer my services as a Topless Waitress? No. This is a blokey bloke pub that serves mild and shit like that
So the real truth is you're all drinking Babycham then...."And standing next to each other with erections seeing who can piss highest | |||
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"Topless waitress Bottomless waitress Yeah all very exciting but nobody asked the real question Will there be garlic bread? "I can serve Garlic Bread from between the boobs | |||
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"Topless waitress Bottomless waitress Yeah all very exciting but nobody asked the real question Will there be garlic bread?
I can serve Garlic Bread from between the boobs "Awesome! A full bosom platter | |||
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"Can I offer my services as a Topless Waitress? No. This is a blokey bloke pub that serves mild and shit like that
So the real truth is you're all drinking Babycham then...."No, proper bitter from proper pint glasses with the handles on them | |||
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"Can I offer my services as a Topless Waitress? No. This is a blokey bloke pub that serves mild and shit like that
So the real truth is you're all drinking Babycham then....
And standing next to each other with erections seeing who can piss highest "And playing ghostbusters trying not to cross the streams | |||
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"Me please
You can’t have vargine and knob on the same night "Why not ? You do ? | |||
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"Im not coming if any ladies turn up to a lads night out . Just not the same That’s fighting talk
There does seem to be a disproportionate amount of women on this thread. It’s becoming obvious now they just can’t keep away from us men folk "Have you not seen the ladies only thread . I think they are more than happy not to have us around | |||
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"Can I be the female entertainment, pretty please? Completely free. "No, it’s forbidden in this social club | |||
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"Can I be the female entertainment, pretty please? Completely free.
No, it’s forbidden in this social club "OK, I'll wait round the back | |||
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"Me please
You can’t have vargine and knob on the same night
Why not ? You do ? " you’re barred | |||
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"Im not coming if any ladies turn up to a lads night out . Just not the same That’s fighting talk
There does seem to be a disproportionate amount of women on this thread. It’s becoming obvious now they just can’t keep away from us men folk
Have you not seen the ladies only thread . I think they are more than happy not to have us around "Sssshhhh don’t tell them but I’m going to sneak in later | |||
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"Can I offer my services as a Topless Waitress? No. This is a blokey bloke pub that serves mild and shit like that
So the real truth is you're all drinking Babycham then....
No, proper bitter from proper pint glasses with the handles on them "So in the real world those beer glasses with proper handles on as you call them are actually called Beer Tankards...ha ha ha Beer pint glasses with handles on, what are you like! Ha | |||
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"Can I offer my services as a Topless Waitress? No. This is a blokey bloke pub that serves mild and shit like that
So the real truth is you're all drinking Babycham then....
And standing next to each other with erections seeing who can piss highest
And playing ghostbusters trying not to cross the streams "I've always wondered , who holds who's willy? Do you hold the person on your lefts knob or is it the person on the right? | |||
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"This is worrying that the first three posters are all ladies. What are you after? "Men | |||
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"Great news! I’ve managed to procure a few bottles of the infamous, Spirytus Vodka. Who’s game? " Fuck it, I’m in, tis the season to be tipsy after all! | |||
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"Great news! I’ve managed to procure a few bottles of my infamous, jizzy potato water Vodka. Who’s game? " Still no | |||
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"Great news! I’ve managed to procure a few bottles of the infamous, Spirytus Vodka. Who’s game? Fuck it, I’m in, tis the season to be tipsy after all!" Amen! | |||
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"Great news! I’ve managed to procure a few bottles of my infamous, jizzy potato water Vodka. Who’s game? Still no" I distilled it specially in my twin barrels…. | |||
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"Great news! I’ve managed to procure a few bottles of my infamous, jizzy potato water Vodka. Who’s game? Still no I distilled it specially in my twin barrels…. "Oh ok then saying its you xxx | |||
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"Great news! I’ve managed to procure a few bottles of my infamous, jizzy potato water Vodka. Who’s game? Still no I distilled it specially in my twin barrels….
Oh ok then saying its you xxx"That’s the spirit xxx | |||
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"Great news! I’ve managed to procure a few bottles of my infamous, jizzy potato water Vodka. Who’s game? Still no I distilled it specially in my twin barrels….
Oh ok then saying its you xxx
That’s the spirit xxx"Xxx | |||
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"I’m just going to keep saying tits until someone sends me some "Good luck with that one,most people say please at least.... | |||
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"I’m just going to keep saying tits until someone sends me some
Good luck with that one,most people say please at least...."Please | |||
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"Who’s getting the drinks in? " Babychams all round | |||
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"Who’s getting the drinks in? " Yes woody… I’m fixing you up with a snowball | |||
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"Who’s getting the drinks in? Babychams all round " A long long time ago, I arranged something like this (a bloods social) and with the half a dozen that said they would turn up, zero did. All made excuses a few days before. Rather sad I thought, it would have been a blast. | |||
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"Who’s getting the drinks in? " I'll grab them for you. I won't remember what you've asked for so you're all getting jägerbombs | |||
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"Who’s getting the drinks in? Babychams all round A long long time ago, I arranged something like this (a bloods social) and with the half a dozen that said they would turn up, zero did. All made excuses a few days before. Rather sad I thought, it would have been a blast. "You know why don't you? That can of squirty cream has been down your pants for so long it must be well out of date by now!! The smell would be bad | |||
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"Who’s getting the drinks in? Babychams all round A long long time ago, I arranged something like this (a bloods social) and with the half a dozen that said they would turn up, zero did. All made excuses a few days before. Rather sad I thought, it would have been a blast.
You know why don't you?
That can of squirty cream has been down your pants for so long it must be well out of date by now!!
The smell would be bad "Fresh every day like a milkman. | |||
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"Where's the gin?
LvM"I thought you’re more a Jagerbomb kinda guy | |||
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"Can I offer my services as a Topless Waitress? No. This is a blokey bloke pub that serves mild and shit like that
So the real truth is you're all drinking Babycham then....
No, proper bitter from proper pint glasses with the handles on them
So in the real world those beer glasses with proper handles on as you call them are actually called Beer Tankards...ha ha ha
Beer pint glasses with handles on, what are you like! Ha "Yes, beer tanks with handles | |||
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"This is more me, count me in "Why does this not surprise me | |||
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"I’m certainly in but only if The Bearded Guy is coming along also!! I can own him at pool as well as in the forums "You don’t own me anywhere my friend | |||
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"I’m certainly in but only if The Bearded Guy is coming along also!! I can own him at pool as well as in the forums
You don’t own me anywhere my friend "Challenge accepted mate | |||
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"Anyone mentioned Pork Scratchings….can’t be a lads outing without pork scratchings!! "Vicious circle that. You can’t drink beer without them then they make you thirsty so you drink more beer | |||
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"Anyone mentioned Pork Scratchings….can’t be a lads outing without pork scratchings!! "One of my friends found a scratching with a whole nipple the other day  | |||
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"This is more me, count me in
Why does this not surprise me "Drink, pub, men, banter and laughter - where else would I be | |||
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"Anyone mentioned Pork Scratchings….can’t be a lads outing without pork scratchings!!
One of my friends found a scratching with a whole nipple the other day "Let’s not go to that pub then lads | |||
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"Me please "^ She's allowed | |||
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"Anyone mentioned Pork Scratchings….can’t be a lads outing without pork scratchings!!
One of my friends found a scratching with a whole nipple the other day "I find that luckier than finding a four leaf clover
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"Anyone mentioned Pork Scratchings….can’t be a lads outing without pork scratchings!!
One of my friends found a scratching with a whole nipple the other day
Let’s not go to that pub then lads "It wouldn’t be the first time you’ve chomped down on a random nipple | |||
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"Me please
^ She's allowed "I thought we decided All Male | |||
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"Anyone mentioned Pork Scratchings….can’t be a lads outing without pork scratchings!!
One of my friends found a scratching with a whole nipple the other day
Let’s not go to that pub then lads
It wouldn’t be the first time you’ve chomped down on a random nipple "I told you that I’m confidence
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"May as well seeing as them lot have buggered off somewhere
Love and Pints "Count me in fab brother in arms | |||
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"Topless waitress Bottomless waitress Yeah all very exciting but nobody asked the real question Will there be garlic bread?
I can serve Garlic Bread from between the boobs "Now this is a game I can get on board with but you don't like garlic bread so you won't get any snogs  | |||
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"Me please "You're not one of the lads lads lads. | |||
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"Me please
^ She's allowed
I thought we decided All Male "Yes but it's Bella so I don't care haha | |||
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"Me please
^ She's allowed
I thought we decided All Male
Yes but it's Bella so I don't care haha "I’m not much of a drinker but definitely sounds like a good night | |||
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"Me please
^ She's allowed
I thought we decided All Male
Yes but it's Bella so I don't care haha "Have to ask the landlord mate….he might not be happy!! | |||
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"Topless waitress Bottomless waitress Yeah all very exciting but nobody asked the real question Will there be garlic bread?
I can serve Garlic Bread from between the boobs
Now this is a game I can get on board with but you don't like garlic bread so you won't get any snogs "I offered to serve it by wedging it in my clevage, never said I'd be eating it or snogging anyone! | |||
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"All men smelly sweaty men with stinky feet all kissing eachother "Just kissing | |||
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"All men smelly sweaty men with stinky feet all kissing eachother "Stop it. I’ve come over all unnecessary | |||
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"I’m just going to keep saying tits until someone sends me some
Good luck with that one,most people say please at least...."I got tits, but with a caveat for future conduct
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"All men smelly sweaty men with stinky feet all kissing eachother
Just kissing "Ok sniffing eachothers butts | |||
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"Can I sneak in with my cocks? " no. | |||
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"All men smelly sweaty men with stinky feet all kissing eachother
Stop it. I’ve come over all unnecessary " xxx | |||
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"All men smelly sweaty men with stinky feet all kissing eachother
Stop it. I’ve come over all unnecessary "I've not come over anyone for ages | |||
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"Topless waitress Bottomless waitress Yeah all very exciting but nobody asked the real question Will there be garlic bread?
I can serve Garlic Bread from between the boobs
Now this is a game I can get on board with but you don't like garlic bread so you won't get any snogs
I offered to serve it by wedging it in my clevage, never said I'd be eating it or snogging anyone!
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"Me please
^ She's allowed
I thought we decided All Male
Yes but it's Bella so I don't care haha
Have to ask the landlord mate….he might not be happy!! "Al will be fine | |||
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"May as well seeing as them lot have buggered off somewhere
Love and Pints "Is this just for a laugh or is this happening OP Id definitely book tickets and hit the UK for that | |||
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"I just popped in for a pint ... nice lot of ladies in here isn't there? "Thats no way to talk about Grumpy..... | |||
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"May as well seeing as them lot have buggered off somewhere
Love and Pints
Is this just for a laugh or is this happening OP
Id definitely book tickets and hit the UK for that "Its not happening babe x | |||
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"Topless waitress Bottomless waitress Yeah all very exciting but nobody asked the real question Will there be garlic bread?
I can serve Garlic Bread from between the boobs
Now this is a game I can get on board with but you don't like garlic bread so you won't get any snogs
I offered to serve it by wedging it in my clevage, never said I'd be eating it or snogging anyone!
No good if we don't get snogs now is it "I think you've had your fair share | |||
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"May as well seeing as them lot have buggered off somewhere
Love and Pints
Is this just for a laugh or is this happening OP
Id definitely book tickets and hit the UK for that
Its not happening babe x" | |||
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"I just popped in for a pint ... nice lot of ladies in here isn't there?
Thats no way to talk about Grumpy....."Oi shut it or I'll reveal your new nickname | |||
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"I just popped in for a pint ... nice lot of ladies in here isn't there?
Thats no way to talk about Grumpy.....
Oi shut it or I'll reveal your new nickname "Think you're forgetting I know far too much about you for you to even dare! Fucktard | |||
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"I just popped in for a pint ... nice lot of ladies in here isn't there?
Thats no way to talk about Grumpy.....
Oi shut it or I'll reveal your new nickname
Think you're forgetting I know far too much about you for you to even dare!
Fucktard "Aww your so lovely to me | |||
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"I’d drink ya all under the table "Would you put money on that ? | |||
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"I’d drink ya all under the table "You just want us under your table
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"I’d drink ya all under the table "see you under the table | |||
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"I’d drink ya all under the table
Would you put money on that ? "Loser has to buy pizza | |||
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"I’d drink ya all under the table
You just want us under your table
LvM"Maybe | |||
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"I’d drink ya all under the table see you under the table " | |||
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"I’d drink ya all under the table
Would you put money on that ?
Loser has to buy pizza "Done !!!! Shake on it | |||
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"I'm not a male but I'm going to sneak in and observe. " Security is heavy handed soooo best hope they don’t catch you….or better yet | |||
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"Could we not do paint balling or quad bike riding - you know something “manly” that gets the juices flowing...." Thats a good idea like both | |||
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"I’d drink ya all under the table "I’d give it a go too haha x | |||
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"This is worrying that the first three posters are all ladies. What are you after? "Cocks | |||
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"Could we not do paint balling or quad bike riding - you know something “manly” that gets the juices flowing...." Maybe a tandem bike ride but cycle really fast !!! | |||
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"I’d drink ya all under the table
Would you put money on that ?
Loser has to buy pizza
Done !!!!
Shake on it "Deal | |||
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"Me please
^ She's allowed
I thought we decided All Male
Yes but it's Bella so I don't care haha
I’m not much of a drinker but definitely sounds like a good night "
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