FabSwingers.com forum: Light hearted EU banter

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

We're laughing at work one lad said now we are out of the EU we can't drink sangria.

Can you keep your continental quilt. You get the idea .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

I'm lost now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

British Sprouts for Christmas

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Hey Busman...I haven't seen you around for a while...good to see you x

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Hey Busman...I haven't seen you around for a while...good to see you x

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always about and good to see you annabel xx

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

You can swear and then say "excuse my French".

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By *akie32Man
over a year ago

winchester

maybe we will see less bmw wankers in the fast lane now

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Hey Busman...I haven't seen you around for a while...good to see you x

always about and good to see you annabel xx "

MWAH

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"You can swear and then say "excuse my French".

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

We can't go to Benidorm, find somewhere for a full English breakfast, then somewhere for a traditional British Sunday Lunch, then a British bar to drink some Carling

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

No more squabbles over Germans and sunbeds

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By *ixi n DogCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

European Swallows ain't allowed here for the winter any more.

..and while we're at it, any animal with 'European' in the title of its species can bluddy well piss of back home to Europe and all. Even if it is native and has been living here for thousands of years. Tough.

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

At least with angry French fishermen we can now put a few shells screws their bows.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr Kipling can fuck them French Fancies off, back across the Channel.

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By *urchoicenowCouple
over a year ago

Ashford

I managed to convince our son that we weren't allowed pigs in blankets anymore a few years back under an EU directive

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

"At least with angry French fishermen we can now put a few shells screws their bows."

*across

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would they be clams or cockles?

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By *akie32Man
over a year ago

winchester

"I managed to convince our son that we weren't allowed pigs in blankets anymore a few years back under an EU directive

love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No more going dutch, man pays for everything

no more French letters [sorry condom users, that's a place in France so you can't use them anymore]

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Does it mean we’ll all have to go bearback if we can’t get french letters anymore?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cant use the Eurotunnel anymore

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

No more Dutch uncles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"maybe we will see less bmw wankers in the fast lane now"

No chance, Audi wankers are not fast enough to over take them. And the JLR kit is broken down on the hard shoulder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And best of all…. No more Eurovision!

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

Thank god they kept turkey at arms length, we'd have to have chicken at Christmas instead...

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By *ob08Man
over a year ago

Macclesfield

"And best of all…. No more Eurovision! "

This would save a fortune as for some reason we finance most of it even though they never vote for us.

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By *topthepressMan
over a year ago

MANCHESTER

Are french fries the same as chips

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"And best of all…. No more Eurovision! "

OMG is this true? We can solve national debt if we don't have to pay for that

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Are french fries the same as chips"

No, but you'll have to call them skinny chips now

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