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By *pectress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Midlothian

I know it’s a small thing in all the things on here that bug me but for the love of goodness, guys please stop referring to us as ‘females’

I want to just ask ‘female what?’

For reference the definition:

adjective

of or denoting the sex that can bear offspring or produce eggs, distinguished biologically by the production of gametes (ova) which can be fertilized by male gametes.

"a herd of female deer"

noun

a female animal or plant.

"females may lay several hundred eggs in two to four weeks"

An adult human female is a woman.

If you refer to me as a ‘female’ a ‘girl’ or anything derogatory… I just ignore it.

Right I’ll step down off the soap box and give you all a turn, what bugs you?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Modern packaging: I bought a sandwich the other day and it turns out you have to open it in the middle.

Did it open as it was supposed to? Did it Fu- ahem. No it did not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know it’s a small thing in all the things on here that bug me but for the love of goodness, guys please stop referring to us as ‘females’

I want to just ask ‘female what?’

For reference the definition:

adjective

of or denoting the sex that can bear offspring or produce eggs, distinguished biologically by the production of gametes (ova) which can be fertilized by male gametes.

"a herd of female deer"

noun

a female animal or plant.

"females may lay several hundred eggs in two to four weeks"

An adult human female is a woman.

If you refer to me as a ‘female’ a ‘girl’ or anything derogatory… I just ignore it.

Right I’ll step down off the soap box and give you all a turn, what bugs you? "

I hate that "biological refer name" ..

I agree with your opinion

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

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I blame Martin from Friday Night Dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No Dragons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Packets of bacon that have only 5 slices why 5? Why not 6 or 8

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

People who lift chilled items in shops and don’t put them back in the fridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww hugs op your a very beautiful woman

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By *pectress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Midlothian


"Packets of bacon that have only 5 slices why 5? Why not 6 or 8"

Thank fuck I’ve never come across a pack of bacon with 5 slices… I’d be incensed.

Though I’m now thinking a large 2 slices of white bread butty with 5 slices of smoked bacon in it could be a winner.

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By *pectress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Midlothian


"Awww hugs op your a very beautiful woman

"

Aww shucks

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By *pectress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Midlothian


"Modern packaging: I bought a sandwich the other day and it turns out you have to open it in the middle.

Did it open as it was supposed to? Did it Fu- ahem. No it did not "

In the middle?? What is the world coming to?

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Anyone who doesn't like cake ... I mean, why would you not??!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Packets of bacon that have only 5 slices why 5? Why not 6 or 8

Thank fuck I’ve never come across a pack of bacon with 5 slices… I’d be incensed.

Though I’m now thinking a large 2 slices of white bread butty with 5 slices of smoked bacon in it could be a winner. "

Be round in 5 for mine haha

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle


"

Anyone who doesn't like cake ... I mean, why would you not??! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today?

Everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Anyone who doesn't like cake ... I mean, why would you not??! "

What some people don't like cake????

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By *pectress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Midlothian


"Packets of bacon that have only 5 slices why 5? Why not 6 or 8

Thank fuck I’ve never come across a pack of bacon with 5 slices… I’d be incensed.

Though I’m now thinking a large 2 slices of white bread butty with 5 slices of smoked bacon in it could be a winner.

Be round in 5 for mine haha"

Making bacon butties is your job Teaboy

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By *wingsnroundabouts82Couple
over a year ago

Fucksville

Leaving empty loo rolls on the holder... Whhhhyyyyy.... Just Whhhhyyyyy

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By *pectress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Midlothian


"

Anyone who doesn't like cake ... I mean, why would you not??! "

As a certified master baker* I think it’s criminal

*certified by my mates and colleagues as the cupcake queen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Especially when the bathroom bin is a 2 feet away!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Packets of bacon that have only 5 slices why 5? Why not 6 or 8

Thank fuck I’ve never come across a pack of bacon with 5 slices… I’d be incensed.

Though I’m now thinking a large 2 slices of white bread butty with 5 slices of smoked bacon in it could be a winner.

Be round in 5 for mine haha

Making bacon butties is your job Teaboy "

You'll have to get down off that soapbox first to get them haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Awww hugs op your a very beautiful woman

Aww shucks "

Your welcome

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By *pectress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Midlothian


"Packets of bacon that have only 5 slices why 5? Why not 6 or 8

Thank fuck I’ve never come across a pack of bacon with 5 slices… I’d be incensed.

Though I’m now thinking a large 2 slices of white bread butty with 5 slices of smoked bacon in it could be a winner.

Be round in 5 for mine haha

Making bacon butties is your job Teaboy

You'll have to get down off that soapbox first to get them haha"

Never - besides this thread is to moan about the little things that annoy you, so if you aren’t going to join in properly … get thee off my thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Packets of bacon that have only 5 slices why 5? Why not 6 or 8

Thank fuck I’ve never come across a pack of bacon with 5 slices… I’d be incensed.

Though I’m now thinking a large 2 slices of white bread butty with 5 slices of smoked bacon in it could be a winner.

Be round in 5 for mine haha

Making bacon butties is your job Teaboy

You'll have to get down off that soapbox first to get them haha

Never - besides this thread is to moan about the little things that annoy you, so if you aren’t going to join in properly … get thee off my thread"

OK ok I'll join in things that bug me. Hmm I know people on soapboxes expecting bacon butties to be made for the by said teaboy

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Supermarket trolley’s:

I must have a special preternatural knack for ALWAYS grabbing one with either: a) One (or more!) non moving, jammed wheels or else b) Wheels which basically work but the tracking is way off, resulting in a forward gentle push sending the trolly veering off at forty five degrees to either the left or right.

The latter results in me having to adopt a manual, course correction strategy throughout my entire shopping session

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By *pectress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Midlothian


"Packets of bacon that have only 5 slices why 5? Why not 6 or 8

Thank fuck I’ve never come across a pack of bacon with 5 slices… I’d be incensed.

Though I’m now thinking a large 2 slices of white bread butty with 5 slices of smoked bacon in it could be a winner.

Be round in 5 for mine haha

Making bacon butties is your job Teaboy

You'll have to get down off that soapbox first to get them haha

Never - besides this thread is to moan about the little things that annoy you, so if you aren’t going to join in properly … get thee off my thread

OK ok I'll join in things that bug me. Hmm I know people on soapboxes expecting bacon butties to be made for the by said teaboy "

Ok no more tea or bacon butties …

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By *akie32Man
over a year ago

winchester

being called bruv, no im not your brother, now fuck off with your fake gankster talk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know it’s a small thing in all the things on here that bug me but for the love of goodness, guys please stop referring to us as ‘females’

I want to just ask ‘female what?’

For reference the definition:

adjective

of or denoting the sex that can bear offspring or produce eggs, distinguished biologically by the production of gametes (ova) which can be fertilized by male gametes.

"a herd of female deer"

noun

a female animal or plant.

"females may lay several hundred eggs in two to four weeks"

An adult human female is a woman.

If you refer to me as a ‘female’ a ‘girl’ or anything derogatory… I just ignore it.

Right I’ll step down off the soap box and give you all a turn, what bugs you? "

So now it’s derogatory to call a female a female ??? This !!!!!

Right here bugs me !

So if someone slips that in to a sentence what’s your reaction !

Also what’s a soap box ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Packets of bacon that have only 5 slices why 5? Why not 6 or 8

Thank fuck I’ve never come across a pack of bacon with 5 slices… I’d be incensed.

Though I’m now thinking a large 2 slices of white bread butty with 5 slices of smoked bacon in it could be a winner.

Be round in 5 for mine haha

Making bacon butties is your job Teaboy

You'll have to get down off that soapbox first to get them haha

Never - besides this thread is to moan about the little things that annoy you, so if you aren’t going to join in properly … get thee off my thread

OK ok I'll join in things that bug me. Hmm I know people on soapboxes expecting bacon butties to be made for the by said teaboy

Ok no more tea or bacon butties … "

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By *wingsnroundabouts82Couple
over a year ago

Fucksville


"Especially when the bathroom bin is a 2 feet away!!! "

Exactly!!!

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