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"I updated my profile a couple of minutes ago to reflect this and I haven't had a single message. *sigh*. I'll have your deepest sympathies. Thank you. "I could't even able to send you a message *sigh* 
(Yes, I know .. no verify/no friend 2x*sigh* | |||
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"Free now?? "I am - but you're both! I only wanted quantity can you bring friends? | |||
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"I updated my profile a couple of minutes ago to reflect this and I haven't had a single message. *sigh*. I'll have your deepest sympathies. Thank you. "Not true. I sent you a joke. Must admit I didn’t bother reading your profile | |||
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"It's still early daze (sic)." 5 minutes otherwise I'm setting all my pictures to private  | |||
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"Clearly not enough cute pussy on your profile "I've seen your pussy! It's cuter than mine, can I use your photo on my profile please? No one will ever know  | |||
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"It’s dinner time they will be back "Bugger, bad timing. But surely they should all be ready and waiting for me? No? | |||
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"Faf?  "If you can get here within 5 minutes with a bus full of quantifiable people. | |||
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"That’s because I’m both "You are! I'm a little fab jealous of TG | |||
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"I updated my profile a couple of minutes ago to reflect this and I haven't had a single message. *sigh*. I'll have your deepest sympathies. Thank you.
I could't even able to send you a message *sigh*
(Yes, I know .. no verify/no friend 2x*sigh*"Shucks | |||
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"I updated my profile a couple of minutes ago to reflect this and I haven't had a single message. *sigh*. I'll have your deepest sympathies. Thank you.
Not true. I sent you a joke.
Must admit I didn’t bother reading your profile "Honestly, it went over my head. I'm trying not to fall asleep here  | |||
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"Faf?
If you can get here within 5 minutes with a bus full of quantifiable people. "Where is the meeting point?
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"On my way with ten friends "You know how to spoil a lady | |||
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"Faf?
If you can get here within 5 minutes with a bus full of quantifiable people. "Tell me where to catch that bus | |||
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"It’s dinner time they will be back
Bugger, bad timing. But surely they should all be ready and waiting for me? No? "Ohh they definitely should be | |||
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"Faf?
If you can get here within 5 minutes with a bus full of quantifiable people.
Where is the meeting point?
K"Preferably my bedroom, the gardens a little chilly tonight. (I've been stood out there half the afternoon  ) | |||
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"Clearly not enough cute pussy on your profile
I've seen your pussy! It's cuter than mine, can I use your photo on my profile please? No one will ever know " | |||
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"I updated my profile a couple of minutes ago to reflect this and I haven't had a single message. *sigh*. Must admit I didn’t bother reading your profile "Wait what...?! People don't read profiles 
OP you'll have to put message up in a picture | |||
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"I updated my profile a couple of minutes ago to reflect this and I haven't had a single message. *sigh*. Must admit I didn’t bother reading your profile
Wait what...?! People don't read profiles
OP you'll have to put message up in a picture "Shhhh. I haven’t read yours either. I promise | |||
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"Faf?
If you can get here within 5 minutes with a bus full of quantifiable people.
Where is the meeting point?
K
Preferably my bedroom, the gardens a little chilly tonight. (I've been stood out there half the afternoon ) "We can squeeze three more bodies in my car on the way Four if someone doesn't mind bouncing around in the boot until we get there
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"Faf?
If you can get here within 5 minutes with a bus full of quantifiable people.
Where is the meeting point?
K
Preferably my bedroom, the gardens a little chilly tonight. (I've been stood out there half the afternoon ) "Hope you have a big bedroom | |||
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"I'm at the bus stop what times it coming " • If the bus stop is on a country lane then you'll be waiting a loooong time! | |||
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"Faf?
If you can get here within 5 minutes with a bus full of quantifiable people.
Where is the meeting point?
K
Preferably my bedroom, the gardens a little chilly tonight. (I've been stood out there half the afternoon )
Hope you have a big bedroom "I was actually hoping for some sort of rotation. I've got pots that need cleaned and someone could give a quick flick with the hoover. We'll all be hungry by the end of the night so some food wouldn't go amiss. | |||
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"Faf?
If you can get here within 5 minutes with a bus full of quantifiable people.
Where is the meeting point?
K
Preferably my bedroom, the gardens a little chilly tonight. (I've been stood out there half the afternoon )
Hope you have a big bedroom
I was actually hoping for some sort of rotation. I've got pots that need cleaned and someone could give a quick flick with the hoover. We'll all be hungry by the end of the night so some food wouldn't go amiss. " I’ll bring my marigolds and some cake  | |||
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"Emmm dosent say your not meeting tv dose that mean it’s rare game "Fair not rare good iPhone learning agrithum agein | |||
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"Emmm dosent say your not meeting tv dose that mean it’s rare game "Oh my, you have found the loophole! You have unlimited access (or do I have unlimited access?) | |||
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"Emmm dosent say your not meeting tv dose that mean it’s rare game
Oh my, you have found the loophole! You have unlimited access (or do I have unlimited access?) "I am good at doing that finding loopholes Ha ha ooo it’s definitely you have unlimited access lol ha ha x | |||
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"That’s because I’m both
You are! I'm a little fab jealous of TG"She even more than me | |||
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"I updated my profile a couple of minutes ago to reflect this and I haven't had a single message. *sigh*. I'll have your deepest sympathies. Thank you. "There’s a lot of me and all of it is sub-standard. Your prayers are answered. | |||
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"That’s because I’m both
You are! I'm a little fab jealous of TG" | |||
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"I updated my profile a couple of minutes ago to reflect this and I haven't had a single message. *sigh*. I'll have your deepest sympathies. Thank you. "Just want to check if you’re feeling single guys and FAF. I’m nearby anyone so you’re convenient | |||
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"I updated my profile a couple of minutes ago to reflect this and I haven't had a single message. *sigh*. I'll have your deepest sympathies. Thank you. "Perhaps they all want quality?  | |||
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"I updated my profile a couple of minutes ago to reflect this and I haven't had a single message. *sigh*. I'll have your deepest sympathies. Thank you.
Perhaps they all want quality? "Ouch, I'll take it  | |||
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"I updated my profile a couple of minutes ago to reflect this and I haven't had a single message. *sigh*. I'll have your deepest sympathies. Thank you. "Change your location to London for an hour, just for a giggle, and let us know if it makes any difference | |||
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"I updated my profile a couple of minutes ago to reflect this and I haven't had a single message. *sigh*. I'll have your deepest sympathies. Thank you.
Change your location to London for an hour, just for a giggle, and let us know if it makes any difference "Don't forget to take down *all* of your filters too
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"I updated my profile a couple of minutes ago to reflect this and I haven't had a single message. *sigh*. I'll have your deepest sympathies. Thank you.
Change your location to London for an hour, just for a giggle, and let us know if it makes any difference "Let me hire a PA first. | |||
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"Would you like an unsolicited tit pic? "Yes please, it's only unsolicited pussy/dick pics I don't like. (note to add arseholes to that too). Although a few ladies on this thread do not know what no pussy pictures mean.. The cheek and greed of some of them outstands me! Anyway, back to boobs. Please | |||
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"I updated my profile a couple of minutes ago to reflect this and I haven't had a single message. *sigh*. I'll have your deepest sympathies. Thank you.
Perhaps they all want quality?
Ouch, I'll take it " Nice to see people who don’t need emojis to detect humour | |||
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"Would you like an unsolicited tit pic?
Yes please, it's only unsolicited pussy/dick pics I don't like. (note to add arseholes to that too). Although a few ladies on this thread do not know what no pussy pictures mean.. The cheek and greed of some of them outstands me! Anyway, back to boobs. Please "Boobs I can do..... I have a fair quantity of them | |||
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"I updated my profile a couple of minutes ago to reflect this and I haven't had a single message. *sigh*. I'll have your deepest sympathies. Thank you.
Perhaps they all want quality?
Ouch, I'll take it
Nice to see people who don’t need emojis to detect humour "I was actually contemplating which way to take it. Glad I chose the right way. Phew, I can relax now! | |||
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"Would you like an unsolicited tit pic? "Alright then send it on | |||
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"Would you like an unsolicited tit pic?
Yes please, it's only unsolicited pussy/dick pics I don't like. (note to add arseholes to that too). Although a few ladies on this thread do not know what no pussy pictures mean.. The cheek and greed of some of them outstands me! Anyway, back to boobs. Please
Boobs I can do..... I have a fair quantity of them "Yes please TG | |||
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"Would you like an unsolicited tit pic?
Yes please, it's only unsolicited pussy/dick pics I don't like. (note to add arseholes to that too). Although a few ladies on this thread do not know what no pussy pictures mean.. The cheek and greed of some of them outstands me! Anyway, back to boobs. Please
Boobs I can do..... I have a fair quantity of them
Yes please TG " | |||
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"I updated my profile a couple of minutes ago to reflect this and I haven't had a single message. *sigh*. I'll have your deepest sympathies. Thank you. "It indicates that quality doesn't exist | |||
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"I updated my profile a couple of minutes ago to reflect this and I haven't had a single message. *sigh*. I'll have your deepest sympathies. Thank you.
Perhaps they all want quality?
Ouch, I'll take it
Nice to see people who don’t need emojis to detect humour
I was actually contemplating which way to take it. Glad I chose the right way. Phew, I can relax now! "You and me both, after I hit post I thought to myself “shit, I didn’t use an emoji!”. | |||
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"I updated my profile a couple of minutes ago to reflect this and I haven't had a single message. *sigh*. I'll have your deepest sympathies. Thank you. "Sympathy - I always give it deep. | |||
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"Ok. I’ve got the cakes and marigolds. Where’s the fucking bus? "There's a rail replacement! Did noone tell you? | |||
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"I updated my profile a couple of minutes ago to reflect this and I haven't had a single message. *sigh*. I'll have your deepest sympathies. Thank you.
Change your location to London for an hour, just for a giggle, and let us know if it makes any difference "Ah yes, Location, Location, Location | |||
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"Ok. I’ve got the cakes and marigolds. Where’s the fucking bus?
There's a rail replacement! Did noone tell you? "Ahhh bugger. I’ll just sit here in the bus stop eating cake in my marigolds then. Hey ho | |||
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"Ok. I’ve got the cakes and marigolds. Where’s the fucking bus?
There's a rail replacement! Did noone tell you?
Ahhh bugger. I’ll just sit here in the bus stop eating cake in my marigolds then. Hey ho "Although what’s a rail replacement got to do with a bus? | |||
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"Ok. I’ve got the cakes and marigolds. Where’s the fucking bus?
There's a rail replacement! Did noone tell you?
Ahhh bugger. I’ll just sit here in the bus stop eating cake in my marigolds then. Hey ho
Although what’s a rail replacement got to do with a bus? "You get bus replacements for the railway.. So may as well flip it around | |||
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"Ok. I’ve got the cakes and marigolds. Where’s the fucking bus?
There's a rail replacement! Did noone tell you?
Ahhh bugger. I’ll just sit here in the bus stop eating cake in my marigolds then. Hey ho
Although what’s a rail replacement got to do with a bus?
You get bus replacements for the railway.. So may as well flip it around "I’ll just keep eating my cake then it’s very nice, carrot cake and vanilla and walnut | |||
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"Ok. I’ve got the cakes and marigolds. Where’s the fucking bus?
There's a rail replacement! Did noone tell you?
Ahhh bugger. I’ll just sit here in the bus stop eating cake in my marigolds then. Hey ho
Although what’s a rail replacement got to do with a bus?
You get bus replacements for the railway.. So may as well flip it around
I’ll just keep eating my cake then it’s very nice, carrot cake and vanilla and walnut "Oh and the dressing robe vid is just unfair btw | |||
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"I’m actually a quantity surveyor. Let’s fuck." Awww look at you | |||
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"I’m actually a quantity surveyor. Let’s fuck." Yes, let's.  | |||
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"I’m actually a quantity surveyor. Let’s fuck." Samuel look at you! | |||
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"I’m actually a quantity surveyor. Let’s fuck. Awww look at you "That hair colour really suits you. Just saying. | |||
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"I’m actually a quantity surveyor. Let’s fuck. Yes, let's. "Ok, you asked for it. Did you feel anything? | |||
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"I’m actually a quantity surveyor. Let’s fuck. Awww look at you
That hair colour really suits you.
Just saying.
"Aren't you looking dapper in your bow tie! | |||
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"I’m actually a quantity surveyor. Let’s fuck. Samuel look at you! "Whaaat? | |||
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"I’m actually a quantity surveyor. Let’s fuck. Awww look at you
That hair colour really suits you.
Just saying.
"Thank you
That dickie bow really suits you
Just saying
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"I’m actually a quantity surveyor. Let’s fuck." Love the pic mister! | |||
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"I’m actually a quantity surveyor. Let’s fuck. Awww look at you
That hair colour really suits you.
Just saying.
Aren't you looking dapper in your bow tie! "Aww… thank you | |||
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"I’m actually a quantity surveyor. Let’s fuck. Love the pic mister!" Cheers Santas kinky aunt | |||
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"I’m actually a quantity surveyor. Let’s fuck. Samuel look at you!
Whaaat? "Does the magic Mike routine come included | |||
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"I’m actually a quantity surveyor. Let’s fuck. Samuel look at you!
Whaaat?
Does the magic Mike routine come included "I was his choreographer. | |||
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BTW. Are you meeting guys?? " glad you like my profile write up. Meeting guys is under review | |||
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"I updated my profile a couple of minutes ago to reflect this and I haven't had a single message. *sigh*. I'll have your deepest sympathies. Thank you. "We have something in common - I'm not meeting guys either. | |||
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"I’m actually a quantity surveyor. Let’s fuck. Samuel look at you!
Whaaat?
Does the magic Mike routine come included
I was his choreographer."Explains the quality | |||
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"I’m actually a quantity surveyor. Let’s fuck." I have quantity that needs surveying | |||
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"I’m actually a quantity surveyor. Let’s fuck. Samuel look at you!
Whaaat?
Does the magic Mike routine come included
I was his choreographer.
Explains the quality "Hey… You’re not to small for a snacked arse you know! | |||
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"I’m actually a quantity surveyor. Let’s fuck. I have quantity that needs surveying "I’ll fetch my hard hat and wellington’s. | |||
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"I’m actually a quantity surveyor. Let’s fuck. Love the pic mister! Cheers Santas kinky aunt "Aunt!! Niece | |||
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"I’m actually a quantity surveyor. Let’s fuck. Samuel look at you!
Whaaat?
Does the magic Mike routine come included
I was his choreographer.
Explains the quality
Hey… You’re not to small for a snacked arse you know!"Snacked or smacked..... I mean both are fine with me | |||
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"I updated my profile a couple of minutes ago to reflect this and I haven't had a single message. *sigh*. Must admit I didn’t bother reading your profile
Wait what...?! People don't read profiles
OP you'll have to put message up in a picture
Shhhh. I haven’t read yours either. I promise "The Haribos are back ... you're right, no one reads profiles | |||
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