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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I updated my profile a couple of minutes ago to reflect this and I haven't had a single message. *sigh*.

I'll have your deepest sympathies. Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Free now??

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

It's still early daze (sic).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clearly not enough cute pussy on your profile

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

It’s dinner time they will be back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Faf?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s because I’m both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I updated my profile a couple of minutes ago to reflect this and I haven't had a single message. *sigh*.

I'll have your deepest sympathies. Thank you. "

I could't even able to send you a message *sigh*

(Yes, I know .. no verify/no friend 2x*sigh*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Free now?? "

I am - but you're both! I only wanted quantity can you bring friends?

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle somewhere


"I updated my profile a couple of minutes ago to reflect this and I haven't had a single message. *sigh*.

I'll have your deepest sympathies. Thank you. "

Not true. I sent you a joke.

Must admit I didn’t bother reading your profile

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's still early daze (sic)."

5 minutes otherwise I'm setting all my pictures to private

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

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On my way with ten friends

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Clearly not enough cute pussy on your profile "

I've seen your pussy! It's cuter than mine, can I use your photo on my profile please? No one will ever know

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’s dinner time they will be back "

Bugger, bad timing. But surely they should all be ready and waiting for me? No?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Faf? "

If you can get here within 5 minutes with a bus full of quantifiable people.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That’s because I’m both "

You are! I'm a little fab jealous of TG

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I updated my profile a couple of minutes ago to reflect this and I haven't had a single message. *sigh*.

I'll have your deepest sympathies. Thank you.

I could't even able to send you a message *sigh*

(Yes, I know .. no verify/no friend 2x*sigh*"

Shucks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I updated my profile a couple of minutes ago to reflect this and I haven't had a single message. *sigh*.

I'll have your deepest sympathies. Thank you.

Not true. I sent you a joke.

Must admit I didn’t bother reading your profile "

Honestly, it went over my head. I'm trying not to fall asleep here

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Faf?

If you can get here within 5 minutes with a bus full of quantifiable people. "

Where is the meeting point?

K

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On my way with ten friends "

You know how to spoil a lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol is all I'll say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do a naked lap around your house that will wake you up

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By *egvisir71Man
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Faf?

If you can get here within 5 minutes with a bus full of quantifiable people. "

Tell me where to catch that bus

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"It’s dinner time they will be back

Bugger, bad timing. But surely they should all be ready and waiting for me? No? "

Ohh they definitely should be

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Faf?

If you can get here within 5 minutes with a bus full of quantifiable people.

Where is the meeting point?

K"

Preferably my bedroom, the gardens a little chilly tonight. (I've been stood out there half the afternoon )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm at the bus stop what times it coming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Clearly not enough cute pussy on your profile

I've seen your pussy! It's cuter than mine, can I use your photo on my profile please? No one will ever know "

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"I updated my profile a couple of minutes ago to reflect this and I haven't had a single message. *sigh*.

Must admit I didn’t bother reading your profile "

Wait what...?! People don't read profiles

OP you'll have to put message up in a picture

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lol is all I'll say. "

Glad I could make you laugh

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle somewhere


"I updated my profile a couple of minutes ago to reflect this and I haven't had a single message. *sigh*.

Must admit I didn’t bother reading your profile

Wait what...?! People don't read profiles

OP you'll have to put message up in a picture "

Shhhh. I haven’t read yours either. I promise

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Faf?

If you can get here within 5 minutes with a bus full of quantifiable people.

Where is the meeting point?

K

Preferably my bedroom, the gardens a little chilly tonight. (I've been stood out there half the afternoon ) "

We can squeeze three more bodies in my car on the way Four if someone doesn't mind bouncing around in the boot until we get there

LvM

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By *egvisir71Man
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Faf?

If you can get here within 5 minutes with a bus full of quantifiable people.

Where is the meeting point?

K

Preferably my bedroom, the gardens a little chilly tonight. (I've been stood out there half the afternoon ) "

Hope you have a big bedroom

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I'm at the bus stop what times it coming "

If the bus stop is on a country lane then you'll be waiting a loooong time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see it coming now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Faf?

If you can get here within 5 minutes with a bus full of quantifiable people.

Where is the meeting point?

K

Preferably my bedroom, the gardens a little chilly tonight. (I've been stood out there half the afternoon )

Hope you have a big bedroom "

I was actually hoping for some sort of rotation. I've got pots that need cleaned and someone could give a quick flick with the hoover. We'll all be hungry by the end of the night so some food wouldn't go amiss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Emmm dosent say your not meeting tv dose that mean it’s rare game

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By *egvisir71Man
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Faf?

If you can get here within 5 minutes with a bus full of quantifiable people.

Where is the meeting point?

K

Preferably my bedroom, the gardens a little chilly tonight. (I've been stood out there half the afternoon )

Hope you have a big bedroom

I was actually hoping for some sort of rotation. I've got pots that need cleaned and someone could give a quick flick with the hoover. We'll all be hungry by the end of the night so some food wouldn't go amiss. "

I’ll bring my marigolds and some cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Emmm dosent say your not meeting tv dose that mean it’s rare game "

Fair not rare good iPhone learning agrithum agein

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Emmm dosent say your not meeting tv dose that mean it’s rare game "

Oh my, you have found the loophole! You have unlimited access (or do I have unlimited access?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Emmm dosent say your not meeting tv dose that mean it’s rare game

Oh my, you have found the loophole! You have unlimited access (or do I have unlimited access?) "

I am good at doing that finding loopholes Ha ha ooo it’s definitely you have unlimited access lol ha ha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That’s because I’m both

You are! I'm a little fab jealous of TG"

She even more than me

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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I updated my profile a couple of minutes ago to reflect this and I haven't had a single message. *sigh*.

I'll have your deepest sympathies. Thank you. "

There’s a lot of me and all of it is sub-standard.

Your prayers are answered.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I sent you a just because I canb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've not had any messages since updating my status either. Funny that.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"That’s because I’m both

You are! I'm a little fab jealous of TG"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I updated my profile a couple of minutes ago to reflect this and I haven't had a single message. *sigh*.

I'll have your deepest sympathies. Thank you. "

Just want to check if you’re feeling single guys and FAF. I’m nearby anyone so you’re convenient

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

What are we having on the table tonight?

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"I updated my profile a couple of minutes ago to reflect this and I haven't had a single message. *sigh*.

I'll have your deepest sympathies. Thank you. "

Perhaps they all want quality?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I updated my profile a couple of minutes ago to reflect this and I haven't had a single message. *sigh*.

I'll have your deepest sympathies. Thank you.

Perhaps they all want quality? "

Ouch, I'll take it

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By *ategoodbyeMan
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

I updated our profile To read “When an irresistible force meets an immovable object, they fuck”

Fabs wouldn’t let me say “force me”

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"I updated my profile a couple of minutes ago to reflect this and I haven't had a single message. *sigh*.

I'll have your deepest sympathies. Thank you. "

Change your location to London for an hour, just for a giggle, and let us know if it makes any difference

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Would you like an unsolicited tit pic?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"I updated my profile a couple of minutes ago to reflect this and I haven't had a single message. *sigh*.

I'll have your deepest sympathies. Thank you.

Change your location to London for an hour, just for a giggle, and let us know if it makes any difference "

Don't forget to take down *all* of your filters too

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I updated my profile a couple of minutes ago to reflect this and I haven't had a single message. *sigh*.

I'll have your deepest sympathies. Thank you.

Change your location to London for an hour, just for a giggle, and let us know if it makes any difference "

Let me hire a PA first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quality is always a good choice

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would you like an unsolicited tit pic?

"

Yes please, it's only unsolicited pussy/dick pics I don't like. (note to add arseholes to that too). Although a few ladies on this thread do not know what no pussy pictures mean.. The cheek and greed of some of them outstands me! Anyway, back to boobs. Please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"I updated my profile a couple of minutes ago to reflect this and I haven't had a single message. *sigh*.

I'll have your deepest sympathies. Thank you.

Perhaps they all want quality?

Ouch, I'll take it "

Nice to see people who don’t need emojis to detect humour

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Would you like an unsolicited tit pic?

Yes please, it's only unsolicited pussy/dick pics I don't like. (note to add arseholes to that too). Although a few ladies on this thread do not know what no pussy pictures mean.. The cheek and greed of some of them outstands me! Anyway, back to boobs. Please "

Boobs I can do..... I have a fair quantity of them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I updated my profile a couple of minutes ago to reflect this and I haven't had a single message. *sigh*.

I'll have your deepest sympathies. Thank you.

Perhaps they all want quality?

Ouch, I'll take it

Nice to see people who don’t need emojis to detect humour "

I was actually contemplating which way to take it. Glad I chose the right way. Phew, I can relax now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you like an unsolicited tit pic?

"

Alright then send it on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would you like an unsolicited tit pic?

Yes please, it's only unsolicited pussy/dick pics I don't like. (note to add arseholes to that too). Although a few ladies on this thread do not know what no pussy pictures mean.. The cheek and greed of some of them outstands me! Anyway, back to boobs. Please

Boobs I can do..... I have a fair quantity of them "

Yes please TG

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you like an unsolicited tit pic?

Yes please, it's only unsolicited pussy/dick pics I don't like. (note to add arseholes to that too). Although a few ladies on this thread do not know what no pussy pictures mean.. The cheek and greed of some of them outstands me! Anyway, back to boobs. Please

Boobs I can do..... I have a fair quantity of them

Yes please TG "

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By *arkSuitedBootedMan
over a year ago

Nottingham City Centre

[Removed by poster at 13/12/21 20:33:29]

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By *arkSuitedBootedMan
over a year ago

Nottingham City Centre


"I updated my profile a couple of minutes ago to reflect this and I haven't had a single message. *sigh*.

I'll have your deepest sympathies. Thank you. "

It indicates that quality doesn't exist

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"I updated my profile a couple of minutes ago to reflect this and I haven't had a single message. *sigh*.

I'll have your deepest sympathies. Thank you.

Perhaps they all want quality?

Ouch, I'll take it

Nice to see people who don’t need emojis to detect humour

I was actually contemplating which way to take it. Glad I chose the right way. Phew, I can relax now! "

You and me both, after I hit post I thought to myself “shit, I didn’t use an emoji!”.

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By *egvisir71Man
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Ok. I’ve got the cakes and marigolds. Where’s the fucking bus?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I updated my profile a couple of minutes ago to reflect this and I haven't had a single message. *sigh*.

I'll have your deepest sympathies. Thank you. "

Sympathy - I always give it deep.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok. I’ve got the cakes and marigolds. Where’s the fucking bus? "

There's a rail replacement! Did noone tell you?

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria


"I updated my profile a couple of minutes ago to reflect this and I haven't had a single message. *sigh*.

I'll have your deepest sympathies. Thank you.

Change your location to London for an hour, just for a giggle, and let us know if it makes any difference "

Ah yes, Location, Location, Location

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By *egvisir71Man
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Ok. I’ve got the cakes and marigolds. Where’s the fucking bus?

There's a rail replacement! Did noone tell you? "

Ahhh bugger. I’ll just sit here in the bus stop eating cake in my marigolds then. Hey ho

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By *egvisir71Man
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Ok. I’ve got the cakes and marigolds. Where’s the fucking bus?

There's a rail replacement! Did noone tell you?

Ahhh bugger. I’ll just sit here in the bus stop eating cake in my marigolds then. Hey ho "

Although what’s a rail replacement got to do with a bus?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok. I’ve got the cakes and marigolds. Where’s the fucking bus?

There's a rail replacement! Did noone tell you?

Ahhh bugger. I’ll just sit here in the bus stop eating cake in my marigolds then. Hey ho

Although what’s a rail replacement got to do with a bus? "

You get bus replacements for the railway.. So may as well flip it around

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By *egvisir71Man
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Ok. I’ve got the cakes and marigolds. Where’s the fucking bus?

There's a rail replacement! Did noone tell you?

Ahhh bugger. I’ll just sit here in the bus stop eating cake in my marigolds then. Hey ho

Although what’s a rail replacement got to do with a bus?

You get bus replacements for the railway.. So may as well flip it around "

I’ll just keep eating my cake then it’s very nice, carrot cake and vanilla and walnut

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By *egvisir71Man
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Ok. I’ve got the cakes and marigolds. Where’s the fucking bus?

There's a rail replacement! Did noone tell you?

Ahhh bugger. I’ll just sit here in the bus stop eating cake in my marigolds then. Hey ho

Although what’s a rail replacement got to do with a bus?

You get bus replacements for the railway.. So may as well flip it around

I’ll just keep eating my cake then it’s very nice, carrot cake and vanilla and walnut "

Oh and the dressing robe vid is just unfair btw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m actually a quantity surveyor.

Let’s fuck.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"I’m actually a quantity surveyor.

Let’s fuck."

Awww look at you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m actually a quantity surveyor.

Let’s fuck."

Yes, let's.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"I’m actually a quantity surveyor.

Let’s fuck."

Samuel look at you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m actually a quantity surveyor.

Let’s fuck.

Awww look at you "

That hair colour really suits you.

Just saying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m actually a quantity surveyor.

Let’s fuck.

Yes, let's. "

Ok, you asked for it.

Did you feel anything?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m actually a quantity surveyor.

Let’s fuck.

Awww look at you

That hair colour really suits you.

Just saying.

"

Aren't you looking dapper in your bow tie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m actually a quantity surveyor.

Let’s fuck.

Samuel look at you! "

Whaaat?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"I’m actually a quantity surveyor.

Let’s fuck.

Awww look at you

That hair colour really suits you.

Just saying.

"

Thank you

That dickie bow really suits you

Just saying

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I’m actually a quantity surveyor.

Let’s fuck."

Love the pic mister!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m actually a quantity surveyor.

Let’s fuck.

Awww look at you

That hair colour really suits you.

Just saying.

Aren't you looking dapper in your bow tie! "

Aww… thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m actually a quantity surveyor.

Let’s fuck.

Love the pic mister!"

Cheers Santas kinky aunt

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"I’m actually a quantity surveyor.

Let’s fuck.

Samuel look at you!

Whaaat? "

Does the magic Mike routine come included

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m actually a quantity surveyor.

Let’s fuck.

Samuel look at you!

Whaaat?

Does the magic Mike routine come included "

I was his choreographer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I chuckled at disclaimer..

BTW. Are you meeting guys??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I chuckled at disclaimer..

BTW. Are you meeting guys?? "

glad you like my profile write up. Meeting guys is under review

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I updated my profile a couple of minutes ago to reflect this and I haven't had a single message. *sigh*.

I'll have your deepest sympathies. Thank you. "

We have something in common - I'm not meeting guys either.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"I’m actually a quantity surveyor.

Let’s fuck.

Samuel look at you!

Whaaat?

Does the magic Mike routine come included

I was his choreographer."

Explains the quality

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"I’m actually a quantity surveyor.

Let’s fuck."

I have quantity that needs surveying

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

What if you're like me and have both quality and quantity?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m actually a quantity surveyor.

Let’s fuck.

Samuel look at you!

Whaaat?

Does the magic Mike routine come included

I was his choreographer.

Explains the quality "

Hey… You’re not to small for a snacked arse you know!

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By *91kMan
over a year ago

Maidstone

OP clearly says they are not looking for males. It's a trap!

RUN AWAY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m actually a quantity surveyor.

Let’s fuck.

I have quantity that needs surveying "

I’ll fetch my hard hat and wellington’s.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I’m actually a quantity surveyor.

Let’s fuck.

Love the pic mister!

Cheers Santas kinky aunt "

Aunt!! Niece

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By *egvisir71Man
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Hey is this bus coming or what??? I’ve run out of cake now so eating my marigolds

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"I’m actually a quantity surveyor.

Let’s fuck.

Samuel look at you!

Whaaat?

Does the magic Mike routine come included

I was his choreographer.

Explains the quality

Hey… You’re not to small for a snacked arse you know!"

Snacked or smacked..... I mean both are fine with me

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"I updated my profile a couple of minutes ago to reflect this and I haven't had a single message. *sigh*.

Must admit I didn’t bother reading your profile

Wait what...?! People don't read profiles

OP you'll have to put message up in a picture

Shhhh. I haven’t read yours either. I promise "

The Haribos are back ... you're right, no one reads profiles

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