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By *jorkish OP   Man
over a year ago

Seaforth

There is a site catering for mums. Today on fab guys a poster said that this mum site had a poster saying that swingers is full of degenerate men(well it was more vulgar than that) who would fuck a ham sandwich. I presume the female poster has a profile on here, what are people's thoughts

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I think that person has a pretty dim view of men. Most of them at least require cheese and ham .

Seriously though *some* men are like that but they're a tiny minority

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't worry about it unless you are one! There's bound to be a few weirdos on any site, that mum's one will have their fair share as well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ham sandwich is too cold.

I usually warm a few slices up in the microwave first.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Prefer coleslaw with Ham that crunch

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By *jorkish OP   Man
over a year ago

Seaforth


"I think that person has a pretty dim view of men. Most of them at least require cheese and ham .

Seriously though *some* men are like that but they're a tiny minority"

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By *jorkish OP   Man
over a year ago

Seaforth


"Prefer coleslaw with Ham that crunch "

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By *otMe66Man
over a year ago

Terra Firma

Who ruins a good ham sandwich by eating it, I can't walk past a deli without

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By *oaming doggerMan
over a year ago

manchester

I dont do seeded bread

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"There is a site catering for mums. Today on fab guys a poster said that this mum site had a poster saying that swingers is full of degenerate men(well it was more vulgar than that) who would fuck a ham sandwich. I presume the female poster has a profile on here, what are people's thoughts"

I think she needs to get the fuck off the internet and back to making me a ham sandwich!

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By *jorkish OP   Man
over a year ago

Seaforth


"I wouldn't worry about it unless you are one! There's bound to be a few weirdos on any site, that mum's one will have their fair share as well!"
lol

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By *jorkish OP   Man
over a year ago

Seaforth


"There is a site catering for mums. Today on fab guys a poster said that this mum site had a poster saying that swingers is full of degenerate men(well it was more vulgar than that) who would fuck a ham sandwich. I presume the female poster has a profile on here, what are people's thoughts

I think she needs to get the fuck off the internet and back to making me a ham sandwich!"
lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like a little bit of degeneracy...in a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is a site catering for mums. Today on fab guys a poster said that this mum site had a poster saying that swingers is full of degenerate men(well it was more vulgar than that) who would fuck a ham sandwich. I presume the female poster has a profile on here, what are people's thoughts"

Does this mean that someone chose a Ham sandwich over her? Maybe it was lunchtime?

Seriously though....ham on its own isnt that attractive - did it have a bag over it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be rare to her

It’s the bad ones that hound can’t take no messages ever 30 seconds or moan that gives guys a bad name

They over shadow the good people on hear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Before i can judge did the ham sandwich come with pickle or mustard??

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By *jorkish OP   Man
over a year ago

Seaforth


"Before i can judge did the ham sandwich come with pickle or mustard?? "

Must have been mustard as she was raging apparently lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ham sandwich? Rather fuck a jam jar of warm raw liver....

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By *jorkish OP   Man
over a year ago

Seaforth


"Ham sandwich? Rather fuck a jam jar of warm raw liver...."
lol

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Same site had the infamous penis beaker thread. It's not exactly the place to go for a rational view of sex.

I do fancy a ham sandwich now though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Same site had the infamous penis beaker thread. It's not exactly the place to go for a rational view of sex.

I do fancy a ham sandwich now though."

What is a penis beaker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being a Muslim I couldn’t go anywhere near a ham sandwich !!!!!

If it was cheese and onion however, well now that’s a different story altogether. I would have to consider it. Depending on personality of course and If it would return my calls after any ensuing intimacy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only eat plants.

I don't fuck them though. Well maybe one time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being a Muslim I couldn’t go anywhere near a ham sandwich !!!!!

If it was cheese and onion however, well now that’s a different story altogether. I would have to consider it. Depending on personality of course and If it would return my calls after any ensuing intimacy. "

Wouldn't the onion-ie bits make it a bit whiffy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being a Muslim I couldn’t go anywhere near a ham sandwich !!!!!

If it was cheese and onion however, well now that’s a different story altogether. I would have to consider it. Depending on personality of course and If it would return my calls after any ensuing intimacy.

Wouldn't the onion-ie bits make it a bit whiffy "

Exactly !!!! Just like the real thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being a Muslim I couldn’t go anywhere near a ham sandwich !!!!!

If it was cheese and onion however, well now that’s a different story altogether. I would have to consider it. Depending on personality of course and If it would return my calls after any ensuing intimacy.

Wouldn't the onion-ie bits make it a bit whiffy

Exactly !!!! Just like the real thing "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok. Maybe we need to think about the bread.... Shitey-Whitey, granary... Sourdough??

I feel like I'm putting too much thought into this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok. Maybe we need to think about the bread.... Shitey-Whitey, granary... Sourdough??

I feel like I'm putting too much thought into this "

I'd prefer a bagel

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By *jorkish OP   Man
over a year ago

Seaforth

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Same site had the infamous penis beaker thread. It's not exactly the place to go for a rational view of sex.

I do fancy a ham sandwich now though.

What is a penis beaker "

Honestly, Google it. If I'm ever feeling grumpy I read the entire thread and always cry laughing.

It's called "Do you dunk your penis" but googling penis beaker will get you there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Same site had the infamous penis beaker thread. It's not exactly the place to go for a rational view of sex.

I do fancy a ham sandwich now though.

What is a penis beaker

Honestly, Google it. If I'm ever feeling grumpy I read the entire thread and always cry laughing.

It's called "Do you dunk your penis" but googling penis beaker will get you there."

Omg I'm crying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Before i can judge did the ham sandwich come with pickle or mustard?? "

I can assure you Ella loves pickle and would do anything for it x

G

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Same site had the infamous penis beaker thread. It's not exactly the place to go for a rational view of sex.

I do fancy a ham sandwich now though.

What is a penis beaker

Honestly, Google it. If I'm ever feeling grumpy I read the entire thread and always cry laughing.

It's called "Do you dunk your penis" but googling penis beaker will get you there.

Omg I'm crying

"

It's amazing, isn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Same site had the infamous penis beaker thread. It's not exactly the place to go for a rational view of sex.

I do fancy a ham sandwich now though.

What is a penis beaker

Honestly, Google it. If I'm ever feeling grumpy I read the entire thread and always cry laughing.

It's called "Do you dunk your penis" but googling penis beaker will get you there.

Omg I'm crying

It's amazing, isn't it? "

I can't lie, I've had to swallow down a little bit of sick

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Same site had the infamous penis beaker thread. It's not exactly the place to go for a rational view of sex.

I do fancy a ham sandwich now though.

What is a penis beaker

Honestly, Google it. If I'm ever feeling grumpy I read the entire thread and always cry laughing.

It's called "Do you dunk your penis" but googling penis beaker will get you there.

Omg I'm crying

It's amazing, isn't it?

I can't lie, I've had to swallow down a little bit of sick "

I think I have a very high tolerance for grim grot!

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